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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like to text my wife little limericks now and again. So laying in the bath looking forward to tonight's fun. I started with...

There was a sexy wife who liked anal....Then got stuck does anything rhyme with anal.. Help needed... and quick the bath is getting cold and she is waiting x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

banal

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

even though she found it painful

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

And the anal was far from final act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And now her arse looks like a freshly made bagel".

That's a possible last line?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


""And now her arse looks like a freshly made bagel".

That's a possible last line? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""And now her arse looks like a freshly made bagel".

That's a possible last line? "
now that's what I'm talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread her cheeks like wings of an angel??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you enjoy your anal.

It's official it's now legal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a nice wife who loved anal

Although she found it rather painful

While balls deep, her prude friend had a peep

And said oh my that is shameful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a sexy wife who liked anal

At first she thought it quite painful

I went in inch by inch

Then she started to flinch

But now she thinks its all gainful!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a nice wife who loved anal

Although she found it rather painful

While balls deep, her prude friend had a peep

And said oh my that is shameful"

Thanks for the contribution. But she doesn't like painful and it's not shameful. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope you enjoy your anal.

It's official it's now legal.

"

That's good to know at least one thing we do for fun is legal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a nice wife who loved anal

Although she found it rather painful

While balls deep, her prude friend had a peep

And said oh my that is shameful

Thanks for the contribution. But she doesn't like painful and it's not shameful. Lol "

Definately not shameful, only thing I could think of that rhymed slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not supposed to use super glue, next lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a sexy wife who liked anal

liked it hard and deep

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By *enninemarkMan
over a year ago

huddersfield/manchester

Anal was the choice of my sexy wife

Like cutting butter with a knife

But it caused me lots of strife

If I didnt give her the fuck of her life.

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By *enninemarkMan
over a year ago

huddersfield/manchester

......just thinking out of the box lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"there was a sexy wife who liked anal

liked it hard and deep

"
slightly lacking in flow but very good sentiment. .

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

There was a nice wife who liked anal

She said it made here feel playful

I’d give her an inch, she might even flinch

But fuck, she really loves anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a sexy wife who liked anal

she would bounce on my cock and drain all

My lovely hot cum right up her tight bum

and her orgasm was insanal.

If Peter fucking Andre can have insaneiac I'm having insanal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a sexy wife who liked anal.

She took my cock deep in her canal.

In out in out as i made her moan with anal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all your inspiration she liked it .. she thought my limerick was ok as well

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