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By *attbro OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

My cat once caught me masterbating once. He doesn't look at me the same way anymore

I'm worried he's gone to a cat therapy group. I'm very embarrassed please help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't stroke him with the hand he saw you using and he should be fine.

Mine always runs to the toilet when i go, and then looks in the bowl after i've flushed, don't think cats have any shame really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking about a animal that uses his tongue for loo roll .... Your quite alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are quite resilient to witnessing sexual acts. One of mine was watching porn with me last night. He'll come around,offer him some bacon

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By *attbro OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

He doesn't look at me like one of the boys anymore

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Our cats follow me to the loo, then sit there looking at me like "why do we have to crap in grit when you got a comfy seat and bog roll?"

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York

Get a dog instead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get a new one. We got our cat for a tenner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just get a new one. We got our cat for a tenner

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a tenner. Mine were 350 quid each and that was 7 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a dog instead lol"

I have a dog and be always sits right in front of me while I'm sat on the toilet sort of like standing guard

soon as I reach for the paper he sees I'm done and then leaves!

Something he has always done from a pup

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

cats can give filthy looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cats can give filthy looks"

Lol cats are so sly!

I moved house in the summer - bloody local cat left a massive headless crow right next to my porch, then watched from the gate until it got removed by the OH

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cct? Cat cognitive therapy he may have pptsd pussy post traumatic disorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a dog instead lol

I have a dog and be always sits right in front of me while I'm sat on the toilet sort of like standing guard

soon as I reach for the paper he sees I'm done and then leaves!

Something he has always done from a pup "

he's making sure you aren't ill maybe?

i remember when my diabetes got worse my dog followed me everywhere, like she was worried about me. love dogs me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

next time you catch him licking his balls match that look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just get a new one. We got our cat for a tenner

a tenner. Mine were 350 quid each and that was 7 years ago"

wow! I just bought a farm cat for ratting. It's a bit too sweet for that task just yet. It is more into diving on the dog and running away at this stage

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By *indobona_1TV/TS
over a year ago

Tring

I have the opposite problem!

My 19 y.o. neutered male

won't leave our 3.5 y.o. speyed girl alone. He bites and holds her neck while giving her a good seeing to. Mind you, she flirts rotten with him and just lies there obviously enjoying it. All this at the bottom of my bed or sometimes even on the bed. Its embarrassing and at his age, he should know better.

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"My cat once caught me masterbating once. He doesn't look at me the same way anymore

I'm worried he's gone to a cat therapy group. I'm very embarrassed please help

If he's still doing it, ask what his problem is and if he's got a better solution to your immediate pressing needs. Or at the very least, some fresh suggestions from Pornhub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat once caught me masterbating once. He doesn't look at me the same way anymore

I'm worried he's gone to a cat therapy group. I'm very embarrassed please help

If he's still doing it, ask what his problem is and if he's got a better solution to your immediate pressing needs. Or at the very least, some fresh suggestions from Pornhub."
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