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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl........ Are you asleep and dreaming that ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You poor thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You poor thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, poor you....man up pumpkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, poor you....man up pumpkin

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

Up the dose of meds, and have a large glass of water... you are hallucinating...

Or did you log on d*unk with double vision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have my sympathies

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Im not d*unk....just a fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ashamed to say i have 26 unread messages, some from people i like chatting to but can't be arsed with right now. I feel you bro...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

I can't believe the insensitivity of some people on this thread.

If you are having trouble being pestered by all these women it might be simpler to just block them with your filters. Then you can just do the searching yourself.

I totally understand what you're having to put up with. I get fed up with all the pussy pics I get sent and one liners.

Why women can't read my profile and put a bit more effort in, I'll never understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how you feel having the same problem ...... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Turn the water cannons on them, that'll get rid of the pesky vermin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ashamed to say i have 26 unread messages, some from people i like chatting to but can't be arsed with right now. I feel you bro..."

Know this feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look forward to read alllllllll the veris after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ashamed to say i have 26 unread messages, some from people i like chatting to but can't be arsed with right now. I feel you bro...

Know this feeling

sneaked up to 34 while i was distracted...and i'm chatting to a fair few people now already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

Don't fret it does take a bit of getting used too try to understand that women can't help throwing themselves at you its the same here too in cloud cuckoo land get a big stick to fight them off !!!

and get off the drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess your post is one way to get people to look at your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

Send some my way !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update your status to inform them of this.

Demand all sorts, face pics, 2000 word first email, parting on the left, no pussy shoots as you know what they look like, no playing away as you have morals, you will people who add you as a friend without email first have removed from the planet winker will have their eyes removed, but all others are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 494 unread messages and I'm not complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 494 unread messages and I'm not complaining

945

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 494 unread messages and I'm not complaining

945

495 even... Doh... Typical didn't read it properly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find adding the ones your interested in to your friends list helps keep on top of who's who.

Had the same issue this last week somehow...like some bugger has been working behind the scenes to promote me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel you, currently have 371 messages in my inbox which seems a lot but not when my page says 2086 people viewed me today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually 3023 viewed me today but only 372 messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell

What's the secret of getting loads mail then eh

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

Points OP in direction of Stories and Fantasies forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually 3023 viewed me today but only 372 messages"

Only?

Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually 3023 viewed me today but only 372 messages

Only?

Ha."

Of them about 20 I can see are from Wales. This is a weird day, I've never had this many page views and never had so many people from outside of Wales message me, something's happened cos this isn't my normal message amount!

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"Actually 3023 viewed me today but only 372 messages"

3023+1 in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually 3023 viewed me today but only 372 messages

Only?

Ha.

I get about 10 messages.

Actually I like it like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

Have you tried googly eyes on your peni...oh, hang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell

What's the secret of getting loads mail then eh

gender reassignment and huge breast implants!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have too many women passing me by, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol with way my cock loves pussy doubt il do that ...

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

Just block them like I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell

What's the secret of getting loads mail then eh

Platinum membership...or 100 club!

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By *rang13rMan
over a year ago

Stockport

My god!! Its a minor miracle if I get one message in 12 month!!

ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could get 3!! Teach me your ways ??????

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Its the op here......i was being ironic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

Have an orgy and be done with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess your post is one way to get people to look at your profile.

and did you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

Don't fret it does take a bit of getting used too try to understand that women can't help throwing themselves at you its the same here too in cloud cuckoo land get a big stick to fight them off !!!

and get off the drugs "

It's always been the same in Cloud Cuckoo Land I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the op here......i was being ironic

Aaahhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I had his problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of a Bullshiter myself but occasionally it's great to see a master at work please carry on

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Im a master bullshitter loll

Pmsl you cheeky xxxxxxx

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

I need a secretary lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

I can't believe the insensitivity of some people on this thread.

If you are having trouble being pestered by all these women it might be simpler to just block them with your filters. Then you can just do the searching yourself.

I totally understand what you're having to put up with. I get fed up with all the pussy pics I get sent and one liners.

Why women can't read my profile and put a bit more effort in, I'll never understand.

Can I just say your legs are amazing

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Thanks. ..its the football that gets them so strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/01/15 00:17:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks. ..its the football that gets them so strong

I love a good arse and legs

Men's of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks. ..its the football that gets them so strong

I love a good arse and legs

Men's of course "
small buttocks or big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks. ..its the football that gets them so strong

I love a good arse and legs

Men's of course small buttocks or big?

Firm medium sized

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

too many women thats a first.

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Can you ladies stop messaging me please..

I cant keep up here

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Can you ladies stop messaging me please..

I cant keep up here

You need to block single ladies, and just message the ones you're interested in. That should stop the pests.....

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Im still over worked here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a secretary lol"

Like in the film?

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Yes ive been in a few films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes ive been in a few films

I meant the film The Secretary but fair play!

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By *unandfrisky69Couple
over a year ago

Bedford

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By *unandfrisky69Couple
over a year ago

Bedford

Im still over worked here lol

would help with your workload but cant type

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Ive been with a few secretarys too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me please....

Ive got too many women messaging me.

How do i calm them all down

Wish I had that problem, pass a few over if you'd be so kind

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Mate......I cant share...the women I meet are all too greedy

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I give my favourite women a codename as the header for any messages that they send to me so that I can go straight to those and ignore the rest. There are just too many. I've got all the women I need now. I can't be doing with any more new ones. I know it's tough on them but I'm sure they'll find somebody eventually . They just have to keep trying, and must remain polite Everytime I send a message....oh yes and they must also read the profile! So many don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart is bleeding for you both!! Must be a terrible ordeal

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