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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol right is it rude to have a hardon say in jacuzzi or bar area off a swingers club with woman about ? Or a insult not to have one ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the release of any seminal lubricating fluids into a Jacuzzi would surely put a few men off from entering the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the release of any seminal lubricating fluids into a Jacuzzi would surely put a few men off from entering the water "
Though you can fart away indiscreetly until your heart is content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the release of any seminal lubricating fluids into a Jacuzzi would surely put a few men off from entering the water Though you can fart away indiscreetly until your heart is content"

yer, if you time it to coincide with the flow of bubbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, there's so much bacteria in the average swinger's club Jacuzzi, that schools have started to visit them for biology field days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol right is it rude to have a hardon say in jacuzzi or bar area off a swingers club with woman about ? Or a insult not to have one ? Lol"

You probably can't win either way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol right is it rude to have a hardon say in jacuzzi or bar area off a swingers club with woman about ? Or a insult not to have one ? Lol

You probably can't win either way. "

The way the penis works is it gets hard sometimes get over it how can it possibly be an insult?

It's just a bodily function like pissing although I wouldn't like to see people pissing In the jacuzzi but I'm sure it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol right is it rude to have a hardon say in jacuzzi or bar area off a swingers club with woman about ? Or a insult not to have one ? Lol

You probably can't win either way.

The way the penis works is it gets hard sometimes get over it how can it possibly be an insult?

It's just a bodily function like pissing although I wouldn't like to see people pissing In the jacuzzi but I'm sure it happens "

Some couples often bitch about guys with hard cocks wandering around clubs. Then they bitch if a guy isn't hard when they click their fingers. Madness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol right is it rude to have a hardon say in jacuzzi or bar area off a swingers club with woman about ? Or a insult not to have one ? Lol

You probably can't win either way.

The way the penis works is it gets hard sometimes get over it how can it possibly be an insult?

It's just a bodily function like pissing although I wouldn't like to see people pissing In the jacuzzi but I'm sure it happens

Some couples often bitch about guys with hard cocks wandering around clubs. Then they bitch if a guy isn't hard when they click their fingers. Madness. "

I haven't been to a club yet, and this really isn't a good ad! They honestly moan about some peoples involuntary bodily functions? Do they go round checking women out for telltale signs of arousal to? Some odd people about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol right is it rude to have a hardon say in jacuzzi or bar area off a swingers club with woman about ? Or a insult not to have one ? Lol

You probably can't win either way.

The way the penis works is it gets hard sometimes get over it how can it possibly be an insult?

It's just a bodily function like pissing although I wouldn't like to see people pissing In the jacuzzi but I'm sure it happens

Some couples often bitch about guys with hard cocks wandering around clubs. Then they bitch if a guy isn't hard when they click their fingers. Madness.

I haven't been to a club yet, and this really isn't a good ad! They honestly moan about some peoples involuntary bodily functions? Do they go round checking women out for telltale signs of arousal to? Some odd people about. "

as long as u can get it up in play rooms don't worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, there's so much bacteria in the average swinger's club Jacuzzi, that schools have started to visit them for biology field days. "

Not with the amount if chlorine in chams jacuzzis. It's like bathing in neat domestos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol right is it rude to have a hardon say in jacuzzi or bar area off a swingers club with woman about ? Or a insult not to have one ? Lol

You probably can't win either way.

The way the penis works is it gets hard sometimes get over it how can it possibly be an insult?

It's just a bodily function like pissing although I wouldn't like to see people pissing In the jacuzzi but I'm sure it happens

Some couples often bitch about guys with hard cocks wandering around clubs. Then they bitch if a guy isn't hard when they click their fingers. Madness.

I haven't been to a club yet, and this really isn't a good ad! They honestly moan about some peoples involuntary bodily functions? Do they go round checking women out for telltale signs of arousal to? Some odd people about. "

Sorry didn't mean to put anyone off. I meant they moan on here about it. Not in clubs, or I've never heard them anyway.

And yes... there are some odd people about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, there's so much bacteria in the average swinger's club Jacuzzi, that schools have started to visit them for biology field days.

Not with the amount if chlorine in chams jacuzzis. It's like bathing in neat domestos! "

That explains why all the regulars are bleached blondes

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I was briefly wondering what my cat, Hadron, was doing in a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, there's so much bacteria in the average swinger's club Jacuzzi, that schools have started to visit them for biology field days.

Not with the amount if chlorine in chams jacuzzis. It's like bathing in neat domestos!

That explains why all the regulars are bleached blondes "

...and ive been thinking of going blonde again...and also trying a club...you might be on to something there you know....hair dyes not cheap! 2 birds and all that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs


"Apparently, there's so much bacteria in the average swinger's club Jacuzzi, that schools have started to visit them for biology field days. "

Hilarious!

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs


"I was briefly wondering what my cat, Hadron, was doing in a club. "

Colliding perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, there's so much bacteria in the average swinger's club Jacuzzi, that schools have started to visit them for biology field days.

Not with the amount if chlorine in chams jacuzzis. It's like bathing in neat domestos!

That explains why all the regulars are bleached blondes "

lol reverse aeroplane blondes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol right is it rude to have a hardon say in jacuzzi or bar area off a swingers club with woman about ? Or a insult not to have one ? Lol

You probably can't win either way.

The way the penis works is it gets hard sometimes get over it how can it possibly be an insult?

It's just a bodily function like pissing although I wouldn't like to see people pissing In the jacuzzi but I'm sure it happens

Some couples often bitch about guys with hard cocks wandering around clubs. Then they bitch if a guy isn't hard when they click their fingers. Madness.

I haven't been to a club yet, and this really isn't a good ad! They honestly moan about some peoples involuntary bodily functions? Do they go round checking women out for telltale signs of arousal to? Some odd people about.

Sorry didn't mean to put anyone off. I meant they moan on here about it. Not in clubs, or I've never heard them anyway.

And yes... there are some odd people about! "

They could always be used as a mobile coat hanger.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it "

This x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it "

How would you feel if a man groped you in a club without asking?

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it "

Nothing frustrates Mrs H more than guys that hide away their assets behind a towel. Like you Mrs H would feel most encouraged to stroke a passing stiffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it

How would you feel if a man groped you in a club without asking?"

Not right for anyone to cop a sneaky feel and that includes fems and couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it

How would you feel if a man groped you in a club without asking?

Not right for anyone to cop a sneaky feel and that includes fems and couples."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it "

hope you would ask first though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it

hope you would ask first though "

you wouldn't need to ask me lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it

hope you would ask first though you wouldn't need to ask me lol . "

I want the attention damn it STROKE AWAY !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to let it happen lol

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By *ukus 62Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it

This x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problem with erections in the bar, but please refrain from stirring my cocktails with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that not why it I called aCOCK tail though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it

hope you would ask first though "

We saw something like this on a club visit, when a woman, who clearly thought she had the right to grab any man in sight, was physically pushed away by a guy who didn't want her attentions. She was a bit shocked and clearly couldn't understand it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever seen a hot tub when the bubbles are off ? More fluff spunk and scab than water!! You only get a hard on because your cock is trying to climb out!!!

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Just for the record not everyone is up for it.

But my own opinion is, if you are on Fab or in a swingers club then it's very likely that you are up for it.

If any ladies want a grope and I shy away then it's time for me to stop paying my subs, switch off the internet and give up!

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for the record not everyone is up for it.

But my own opinion is, if you are on Fab or in a swingers club then it's very likely that you are up for it.

If any ladies want a grope and I shy away then it's time for me to stop paying my subs, switch off the internet and give up!

Xxx

"

"if you are on Fab or in a swingers club then it's very likely that you are up for it."

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for the record not everyone is up for it.

But my own opinion is, if you are on Fab or in a swingers club then it's very likely that you are up for it.

If any ladies want a grope and I shy away then it's time for me to stop paying my subs, switch off the internet and give up!

Xxx

"

Try touching a woman's labia in a club without asking and see how far that gets you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try touching a woman's labia in a club without asking and see how far that gets you."

Potentially a long way, depends how far away A&E is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most guys in a swinger's club wouldn't know the word labia. They might think it's some kind of kinky room for sexual experiments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most guys in a swinger's club wouldn't know the word labia. They might think it's some kind of kinky room for sexual experiments. "
i thought it was a car made by skoda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most guys in a swinger's club wouldn't know the word labia. They might think it's some kind of kinky room for sexual experiments. i thought it was a car made by skoda"

No you are thinking of the Skoda Fellatio, or the Renault Clitoris

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester


"Have you ever seen a hot tub when the bubbles are off ? More fluff spunk and scab than water!! You only get a hard on because your cock is trying to climb out!!!"

OK as a joke but some people might think you are serious. The clubs we go to take jacuzzi hygiene very seriously. We have been told that the worst contaminant is fake tan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they change the water every night, then heat it up again and add new chemical. NOT!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it "

Really?

What club you normally go to?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I wouldn't be bothered if a guy was walking past or chatting to me with a stiff willy - I am quite touchy so I would be very likely to reach out and stroke it

hope you would ask first though "

I honestly think it's different for guys than gals. I know I wouldn't complain just 'cuz she didn't ask first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever seen a hot tub when the bubbles are off ? More fluff spunk and scab than water!! You only get a hard on because your cock is trying to climb out!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure they change the water every night, then heat it up again and add new chemical. NOT! "

Should imagine the water is monitored constantly, have seen them doing it at Chams. The filters also do their job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't worry about a stiffy as just showing off your goods to their full potential and if talking to women they must be pleased to know how aroused you are. As for being groped its not something I'd do to a woman without asking so it'd probably be a shock but then again Im shy

Cin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I honestly think it's different for guys than gals. I know I wouldn't complain just 'cuz she didn't ask first."

And this is the problem. Not all guys are the same. My partner is now massively put off swinging clubs by the thought that so many other guys seem to think that being touched without being asked is ok. It's not.

It's not one rule for one gender and one rule for others. And ladies - we fight hard for our rights not to be treated like property so fucking well afford the same rights to the men in this world.

Perhaps if some of the 'gentlemen' stopped thinking with their cock and started thinking about the implications of saying things like 'I wouldn't complain just 'cuz(sic) she didn't ask first' then swingers clubs would be a more pleasant place to be for both men and women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I honestly think it's different for guys than gals. I know I wouldn't complain just 'cuz she didn't ask first.

And this is the problem. Not all guys are the same. My partner is now massively put off swinging clubs by the thought that so many other guys seem to think that being touched without being asked is ok. It's not.

It's not one rule for one gender and one rule for others. And ladies - we fight hard for our rights not to be treated like property so fucking well afford the same rights to the men in this world.

Perhaps if some of the 'gentlemen' stopped thinking with their cock and started thinking about the implications of saying things like 'I wouldn't complain just 'cuz(sic) she didn't ask first' then swingers clubs would be a more pleasant place to be for both men and women."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, there's so much bacteria in the average swinger's club Jacuzzi, that schools have started to visit them for biology field days.

Not with the amount if chlorine in chams jacuzzis. It's like bathing in neat domestos! "

I haven't been chams for about 6 months, is the excessive chlorine still a problem ?

I know it's just chemical reaction to unshowered fuckers that go in there, so these days i would struggle to get a Boner in the jacuzzi with my eyes bleeding lol

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro


"the release of any seminal lubricating fluids into a Jacuzzi would surely put a few men off from entering the water "

The swimming pool on Sunday morning is pretty good, "lane-swimming" along with goggles on - lots of white stuff floating around...

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"

I honestly think it's different for guys than gals. I know I wouldn't complain just 'cuz she didn't ask first.

And this is the problem. Not all guys are the same. My partner is now massively put off swinging clubs by the thought that so many other guys seem to think that being touched without being asked is ok. It's not.

It's not one rule for one gender and one rule for others. And ladies - we fight hard for our rights not to be treated like property so fucking well afford the same rights to the men in this world.

Perhaps if some of the 'gentlemen' stopped thinking with their cock and started thinking about the implications of saying things like 'I wouldn't complain just 'cuz(sic) she didn't ask first' then swingers clubs would be a more pleasant place to be for both men and women."

Sorry you feel so strongly about but I'm afraid I'm not going to say I would mind when I know I don't just for sexually equality reason. I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't be offended and I'd probably enjoy it. That's my preference and if you don't like it you can jog on by.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


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Sorry you feel so strongly about but I'm afraid I'm not going to say I would mind when I know I don't just for sexually equality reason. I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't be offended and I'd probably enjoy it. That's my preference and if you don't like it you can jog on by.

"

question: so if a man did it to you.... you would be okay with it?... just curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Sorry you feel so strongly about but I'm afraid I'm not going to say I would mind when I know I don't just for sexually equality reason. I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't be offended and I'd probably enjoy it. That's my preference and if you don't like it you can jog on by.

question: so if a man did it to you.... you would be okay with it?... just curious"

You sound more than curious lol sorry couldn't help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We think you should always ask even in a club! Some people just go to watch or for a social whether they are men or Women....a lot of people have boundaries so we would never dream of just touching someone as they walked past and would both be annoyed if others did the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We think you should always ask even in a club! Some people just go to watch or for a social whether they are men or Women....a lot of people have boundaries so we would never dream of just touching someone as they walked past and would both be annoyed if others did the same. "

It depends on how they do it and what they do. A touch on the arm or leg to get my attention is ok. I either smile or move away so they know if it's ok or not. 'Permission' to touch isn't always verbal.

I make eye contact with other people but if I'm not sure, I ask if I'm ok to touch them. A lot of times people look at me like "of course it's ok" like I'm daft for asking. But I still do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We think you should always ask even in a club! Some people just go to watch or for a social whether they are men or Women....a lot of people have boundaries so we would never dream of just touching someone as they walked past and would both be annoyed if others did the same.

It depends on how they do it and what they do. A touch on the arm or leg to get my attention is ok. I either smile or move away so they know if it's ok or not. 'Permission' to touch isn't always verbal.

I make eye contact with other people but if I'm not sure, I ask if I'm ok to touch them. A lot of times people look at me like "of course it's ok" like I'm daft for asking. But I still do. "

so do I now after I got told off and she was right to !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for the record not everyone is up for it.

But my own opinion is, if you are on Fab or in a swingers club then it's very likely that you are up for it.

If any ladies want a grope and I shy away then it's time for me to stop paying my subs, switch off the internet and give up!

Xxx

Try touching a woman's labia in a club without asking and see how far that gets you."

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"

Sorry you feel so strongly about but I'm afraid I'm not going to say I would mind when I know I don't just for sexually equality reason. I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't be offended and I'd probably enjoy it. That's my preference and if you don't like it you can jog on by.

question: so if a man did it to you.... you would be okay with it?... just curious"

That's a good question and one I thought of myself just after I posted. If I was at a specific gay, lesbian, bi night I think it might be OK but I definitely don't feel I'd appreciate it.

My position on all this is not that it's OK to just go up and grope anyone just because you fancy it. On the other to insist that people formerly ask by saying something like "Excuse me, can I grope you?" probably it's going to happen and would definitely detract from the spontaneity and excitement of the whole thing.

I think ScarletStar's approach is probably the best way forward. A gentle touch to the arm or other un erogenous zone and follow up depending on the reaction.

However my personal feeling about it for myself remains the same. If a woman came up and rubbed my cock without asking I personally would not be offended.

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By *arton BlueMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Most guys in a swinger's club wouldn't know the word labia. They might think it's some kind of kinky room for sexual experiments. i thought it was a car made by skoda

No you are thinking of the Skoda Fellatio, or the Renault Clitoris "

I parked my Renault Clitoris somewhere once, couldn't find it again.....

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo


"I parked my Renault Clitoris somewhere once, couldn't find it again....."

I'm sorry but someone has to say it ... typical bloke ! ... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I parked my Renault Clitoris somewhere once, couldn't find it again.....

I'm sorry but someone has to say it ... typical bloke ! ... lol "

yep lol

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