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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having been here a little while now I am used to those who don't read the profile, or are just horny or simply desperate.

However, I have just had one guy try to suggest that my definition of local isn't as wide as his, when I live in Shrewsbury and he lives in Bristol.

what is the best/worst play on words you have had from someone trying to get in your underwear despite not meeting your criteria?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a lot of guys saying that they can get a tan.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads claim they're straight or bi or whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol mine is amazing.. not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick to death of couple profiles that are single men. Always report.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads claim they're straight or bi or whatever. "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will say anything to get it

Her

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Because we use filters to stop single males contacting us, we had one guy create a female profile and tell us he did so he could message us, he said he would delete it immediately to stop single males from pestering him ... but we could contact him now we knew his male user name ... jog on !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had the fancy a threesome, oh sorry, Mrs had to go to work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have had loads that message without fully reading, we have had a few in the past that change their straight female to bi fem then try and tell us she is fully bi??

plenty of full swap only couples that then claim that they only wanted girl-girl after we point out how we play??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not into bi/curious guys and last week I got a message from a bi curious guy I politely told I wasn't interested due to not meeting guY's and his reply was "but I'm more straight than I am bi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get lots of black or asian guys contact us despite us saying white guys only. Most either apologise or just ignore us once we point that out. One went mental ripping our profile to shreds and calling me racist etc. But the funniest was one guy who tried to tell me he wasnt black it was just a dark picture even his username had black in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine used to say very attracted to really tall men. After the what seemed like the 100th we are all the same size laying down message,I removed the profile preference for my sanity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had many a couple bend their 'slim and athletic only' rules in messages to try and get us to meet so they get to play with Mrs N,

Usually met with a volley of abuse when I point out this fact to them. Oh and the fact that we all play or no-one does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't understand the mentality of those that try to circumvent profile requirements and filters.

I mean, lets just say, for arguments sake, someone doing so manages to convince someone into meeting. Surely it's at this point that they would be found out to be not what they said they were.

It's like someone who lies about the size of their cock. Don't they realise that if they get a meet based on tge claims they have made then it's likely ti go south when they fail to measure up.

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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago

south staffs


"I get a lot of guys saying that they can get a tan..... "

I get a lot of guys saying they can wear a wig !

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst is 'i know i'm outside of your'... well they should know i'm not interested in them, they probably think i'm a time waster for not replying as well.

Wish i had a funny one though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ironically enough, the messages usually start with 'we have read your profile'

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

When I was meeting, my profile was clear I only wanted to meet local people to Aberdeenshire for the ease of repeat play...the number of people (males and couples) who said they wouldn't mind travelling to meet me was unbelievable, and mad promises of being available for repeat meets by travelling still - sometimes over 1,000 mile round trips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best is the ones who claim their previous profiles were hacked.. With a lot of veris on..

Then come on again, same pix, without the long veri list...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had to remind a couple of people that a car is not accommodation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just changed the age thing down to 34 years old, amount of men older than 44 messaging me is doing my head in.

lol one guy asked me if i can handle the older man, he is 4 years younger than me hehe... so there's my funny one.

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By *JTriggerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"height doesn't matter when we are both in bed"

yes, it does matter when you are 5'7" and I am 5'10". And in any case, I don't arrive on a floating bed and neither do you

"age is just a number"

yes, and your number is too high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're the same height lying down"...l read this at least 4 times a day

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Had a message from a guy who stated he was really 63 but had changed his age to 42 just so he could message me

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

God loves a trier lol

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Having been here a little while now I am used to those who don't read the profile, or are just horny or simply desperate.

However, I have just had one guy try to suggest that my definition of local isn't as wide as his, when I live in Shrewsbury and he lives in Bristol.

what is the best/worst play on words you have had from someone trying to get in your underwear despite not meeting your criteria?

"

I tell them that in the next life I'm coming back as a bi female - and can I start our friendship now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet bi/curious guys and just had a guy message when I pointed out about it saying he's bi on his profile he said "I'm not am just being discreet need to pretend I'm someone else"

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

So far it would have to be..

Our profile politely but clearly says no bi guys.

Message from a guy whose profile says bi so I politely say thanks but no thanks and explain why. He then replys saying he only puts it so he doesn't get turned down straight away. I still say no thanks,he changes his profile to straight and asks how he can prove it!

Though we have had some quite nasty abusive ones when we point out our preferences too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""height doesn't matter when we are both in bed"

yes, it does matter when you are 5'7" and I am 5'10". And in any case, I don't arrive on a floating bed and neither do you

"age is just a number"

yes, and your number is too high"

I had a date with a guy from a fishy dating site. He claimed to be 5' 10 when he showed up he was around 5' 2. I walked away.

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm not in anyone's 'locality' but love entertaining, so there's a bit of getting around. First social meets an issue though, but get past that and my locality has a lot to offer

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


""height doesn't matter when we are both in bed"

yes, it does matter when you are 5'7" and I am 5'10". And in any case, I don't arrive on a floating bed and neither do you

"age is just a number"

yes, and your number is too high

I had a date with a guy from a fishy dating site. He claimed to be 5' 10 when he showed up he was around 5' 2. I walked away.

"

Good for you You are not obliged to put up with lies; nobody is

Short guys have no idea how ridiculous I feel around them

With my higest heels, I am 6'2" and I simply tower over them. Their general response is, "I like tall women"; but I don't like short men and they are the ones writing to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""height doesn't matter when we are both in bed"

yes, it does matter when you are 5'7" and I am 5'10". And in any case, I don't arrive on a floating bed and neither do you

"age is just a number"

yes, and your number is too high

I had a date with a guy from a fishy dating site. He claimed to be 5' 10 when he showed up he was around 5' 2. I walked away.

Good for you You are not obliged to put up with lies; nobody is

Short guys have no idea how ridiculous I feel around them

With my higest heels, I am 6'2" and I simply tower over them. Their general response is, "I like tall women"; but I don't like short men and they are the ones writing to me!"

the way I saw it if he had lied about his height (which was something he'd get caught out on as soon as we met) what else would he lie about?

I'm only 5' 7 but still seem to attract men that are way shorter than me, with the exception of my long term fwb who is 7' 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sick to death of couple profiles that are single men. Always report."

if we have a tryer its usually this

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

When I questioned a guys ability to accommodate, he told me that yes, of course he could accommodate, as he could easily throw a duvet and a couple of pillows into the back of his transit van! Classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had to remind a couple of people that a car is not accommodation "

HahaHaha. I'm sorry, this made me burst of laughing hahah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is why we prefer to go down the club route, cuts all the crap out !!!!!!!

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By *ove121LustCouple
over a year ago

LaLa Land


"Sick to death of couple profiles that are single men. Always report."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.

Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.

Was quite a good effort tbf

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

A mate of mine who was on here had a fella message her in a verification because she had blocked single blokes.

God may love a tryer,but i bet he hates a chancer ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get a lot of guys saying that they can get a tan..... "

or they can paint thereselves with shoe polish

or I can wear a blindfold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.

Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.

Was quite a good effort tbf "

That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...

Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.

Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.

Was quite a good effort tbf

That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...

Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies..."

Nah life's too short to be doing people's legs on here.

If they were demonstrating genuine stalker type behaviour or abusive then yes we would report but not worth getting upset over the little things.

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

MrsH prefers guys under 40 but those over always say look much younger!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.

Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.

Was quite a good effort tbf

That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...

Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies..."
this kind of attitude pisses me off. Is there a limit to how many times someone can view a profile? If we put public pictures out there we expect to be looked at, if someone doesn't like it they can block the individual. But reporting someone for stalking tendencies for looking at a profile? Really. Statements like that seriously belittle serious stalker issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.

Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.

Was quite a good effort tbf

That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...

Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies... this kind of attitude pisses me off. Is there a limit to how many times someone can view a profile? If we put public pictures out there we expect to be looked at, if someone doesn't like it they can block the individual. But reporting someone for stalking tendencies for looking at a profile? Really. Statements like that seriously belittle serious stalker issues

"

I was more referring to someone trying to circumnavigate filters and blocks.

Once my stalker started stealing washing from my line, I know how much of an issue it is.

So if I was blocked by someone, but tried to get round it by a third party, that's ok? Or repeated looking with a status of "xyz get in touch?"

I don't see it as cute. Stalker tendencies, rather than outright stalking. I would not belittle the issue.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.

Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.

Was quite a good effort tbf

That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...

Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies... this kind of attitude pisses me off. Is there a limit to how many times someone can view a profile? If we put public pictures out there we expect to be looked at, if someone doesn't like it they can block the individual. But reporting someone for stalking tendencies for looking at a profile? Really. Statements like that seriously belittle serious stalker issues

I was more referring to someone trying to circumnavigate filters and blocks.

Once my stalker started stealing washing from my line, I know how much of an issue it is.

So if I was blocked by someone, but tried to get round it by a third party, that's ok? Or repeated looking with a status of "xyz get in touch?"

I don't see it as cute. Stalker tendencies, rather than outright stalking. I would not belittle the issue."
stalker tendencies could constitute most things on this site. Yes you are belittling it, amateur dramatics are not needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get a lot of guys saying that they can get a tan.....

or they can paint thereselves with shoe polish

or I can wear a blindfold "

Or they have read my profile and they meet my requirements as they are over 30.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.

Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.

Was quite a good effort tbf

That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...

Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies... this kind of attitude pisses me off. Is there a limit to how many times someone can view a profile? If we put public pictures out there we expect to be looked at, if someone doesn't like it they can block the individual. But reporting someone for stalking tendencies for looking at a profile? Really. Statements like that seriously belittle serious stalker issues

I was more referring to someone trying to circumnavigate filters and blocks.

Once my stalker started stealing washing from my line, I know how much of an issue it is.

So if I was blocked by someone, but tried to get round it by a third party, that's ok? Or repeated looking with a status of "xyz get in touch?"

I don't see it as cute. Stalker tendencies, rather than outright stalking. I would not belittle the issue.stalker tendencies could constitute most things on this site. Yes you are belittling it, amateur dramatics are not needed"

You appear to have misread my comment.

If someone goes via a third party to get round a filter, is that ok?

If someone puts on their status will you message me miss xyz is that ok?

No issue with people looking at profiles, as I said it was with someone trying to bypass and get round filters and blocks.

Unless of course that is ok.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"I get a lot of guys saying that they can get a tan.....

I get a lot of guys saying they can wear a wig !

Jane x

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Lol brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a message for a group of bbc's that do gangbangs..... We like your profile etc etc so wrote back to like a profile helps to actually read it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a message for a group of bbc's that do gangbangs..... We like your profile etc etc so wrote back to like a profile helps to actually read it first "

I get messages like this from single white men who "like my profile and pics".

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I simply can't get on with men who identify themselves as sub and I say that in my profile yet over and over again I get messages with 'mistress' in there somewhere.

The ones who say they don't really smoke when it clearly states on their profile they do and the short/fat ones. Stop chancing your arm.

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