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By *immf-guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Bath

Someone told me recently that having pampas grass in the front garden is a sure sign of being in the lifestyle. Doubtless it's an urban myth ...... anyone out there got some in the garden, and if so, has it been spotted as a swingers badge?!

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

When I purchased a house with a large one in the front garden I fairly quick dug it out. Once their established it's a hell of a job removing one, worse than the equivalent sized tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an eight foot one near the head of my drive, though to be fair it was there when I bought the house.

I quite like its appearance though, so I've no intention of removing it.

The only few comments I've had relating to its limks to swinging have been from meets arriving at my home, so I don't think vanillas are too aware of its reputation really. Plus Im tucked away at the head of a cul de sac so don't get much passing through nosey rumour mongers...

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By *awsex99Couple
over a year ago

Brighton

I heard having a leather sofa was also a sign

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I heard that the best indicator was "having sexy fun with other couples"

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Replacing my porch light bulb with a red one was a mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me recently that having pampas grass in the front garden is a sure sign of being in the lifestyle. Doubtless it's an urban myth ...... anyone out there got some in the garden, and if so, has it been spotted as a swingers badge?!"

Well, if you really think that it might be true, why don't you simply find all the houses in your town with a Pampas grass, and go and knock on their door, stark naked, holding up a packet of condoms, and smiling....

I'm sure you'll eventually work out if it's true or not..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a similar old wives tale to the one at military housing estates where wives supposedly put a box of OMO in the window to signal old man out which meant they were up for fun.

I worked at many military bases and never saw this.

Saw one window with a box of Flas once though so i did and was escorted from the base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard having a leather sofa was also a sign"
lol easy clean if she is a gusher lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had funny looks best way to revive it

Cut it down an burn base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the feather like flowers

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By *occosboysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Manchester

Really I thought being clean shaven was more of a sign than spouting a 8 feet high bush

Razorsharp leaves too so no hiding in one in the nude...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Pampas grass in the garden and a leather sofa! Sure I have a red bulb somewhere too! Guess I must be a swinger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have Pampas grass in the garden and a leather sofa! Sure I have a red bulb somewhere too! Guess I must be a swinger!! "

Snap! Though the red light bulb is dead now. But I actually have a leather sofa and arm chair in the lounge and a leather sofa in the gym too to atone for my lapse attitude to cryptic swinger indications...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me recently that having pampas grass in the front garden is a sure sign of being in the lifestyle. Doubtless it's an urban myth ...... anyone out there got some in the garden, and if so, has it been spotted as a swingers badge?!"

Pampas grass is an urban myth and besides people move house every 7years or so and most don't take plants with them.

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By *WcplCouple
over a year ago

Tameside

I think the bowl of condoms on our coffee table gives the game away

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

aw nuts, another swinger failing... I stay in a flat and don't have a garden, so no pampas grass here...

No red light bulb in the outside light either - its maintained by the factor, wonder if I should request that

and as I have been reliably informed, single munters cannot swing as we have no partner to swap...

I'll just get me coat

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By *inders and ButtonsCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool/Fleetwood


"Its a similar old wives tale to the one at military housing estates where wives supposedly put a box of OMO in the window to signal old man out which meant they were up for fun.

I worked at many military bases and never saw this.

Saw one window with a box of Flas once though so i did and was escorted from the base "

That is actually true, women did put a box of OMO in the windows when their guys were away..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are swingers and we have pampas grass so must be true lol

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By *arkwolf66Woman
over a year ago

Horsham,

The pampas grass thing comes from the 1970's, probably when most of them were originally planted, when it was alleged that everyone threw their keys in a bowl and went home with whoevers keys they picked up, whether all thus is true or not I have no idea...I'm far to young for all that

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By *tephenb001Man
over a year ago

stapleton

Oh no.

I have some but in the back garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg my 94 year old granny is a rampant swinger .. There are loads in her garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me recently that having pampas grass in the front garden is a sure sign of being in the lifestyle. Doubtless it's an urban myth ...... anyone out there got some in the garden, and if so, has it been spotted as a swingers badge?!"

LMAO i hope people dont knock on my poor mums door asking if anyone swings she loves pampas grass has loads in the front garden even has some in a vase on the window ledge that she sprayed red and cream

omg even scarier thought what if she is

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I have loads lol... But it was there when we moved in

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"Someone told me recently that having pampas grass in the front garden is a sure sign of being in the lifestyle. Doubtless it's an urban myth ...... anyone out there got some in the garden, and if so, has it been spotted as a swingers badge?!"

I seem to remember about a year ago, maybe more that a certain celebrity (Mariella Frostrup) was accused of being a swinger because she had some pampas grass. She had't heard about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me recently that having pampas grass in the front garden is a sure sign of being in the lifestyle. Doubtless it's an urban myth ...... anyone out there got some in the garden, and if so, has it been spotted as a swingers badge?!

I seem to remember about a year ago, maybe more that a certain celebrity (Mariella Frostrup) was accused of being a swinger because she had some pampas grass. She had't heard about it."

nor had i until this thread lol the things you learn in these forums very educational at times

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford


"The pampas grass thing comes from the 1970's, probably when most of them were originally planted, when it was alleged that everyone threw their keys in a bowl and went home with whoevers keys they picked up, whether all thus is true or not I have no idea...I'm far to young for all that "

funny Victoria Wood sketch about keys in a bowl and swinging, should be on you tube

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