FabSwingers.com forum: Condoms

By *stwo80 OP Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Why is it that a great majority of guys seem to have problems with the simple action of getting a condom on ?

We arent talking about those that try to avoid using a condom , but about guys who happily cover up but have no real idea how to put one on !

Surely its not rocket science ?

Or maybe it is ?

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By *rcher XMan
over a year ago

Ghost Town

Weirdly condoms do seem more harder to put on now than the condoms from years ago.

They have tried to make them thinner and added different lubes both of which can make them harder to manage when you are excited.

I always love it when then lady offers to put it on for you. Sexy as hell and a good way of the lady knowing all is safe.

Also if you buy then in a swingers club as i sometimes do you may end up with one that are a bit on the small size and therefore tight to put on.

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By *stwo80 OP Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Thats interesting to read about them being harder to put on.

We seem to have had a few guys struggling to put them on which can be a real dampener to proceedings !

At a recent play session in a club a guy had 3 attempts at popping one on , at which point we called an end to it !

Has anyone else experienced anything similar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always offer to do it for them. My care in the community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They come in three sizes:

Small

Medium

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it when my wife masturbates me into an XL one just so I know why I can't satisfy her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always let the woman put on the condom on my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to help get them on but they can be tricky little devils.

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By *um as you areMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Try a little lube on your cock first can help it slide straight on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try a little lube on your cock first can help it slide straight on "

that is a good idea. I just find they curl up into a tight little ring, even when they are halfway on. Most annoying.

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By *um as you areMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Best way I've ever had one put on was when woman put it in her mouth and manage to roll it down with her mouth very very srxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They come in three sizes:

Small

Medium

Liar

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Funny as fuck pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They come in three sizes:

Small

Medium

Liar

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Funny as fuck pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe their just really distracted by the misses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try a little lube on your cock first can help it slide straight on "

and then slide right back off. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously I can't believe people struggle I know it's multi tasking pinching the end and rolling it down but bloody hell either my sausage is a hell of a lot smaller than I thought it was or I should be in the condom Olympics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always worth checking the direction of the roll... If it's wrong it won't roll on ever!!

blow the teat through...pinch it and roll over cock.. *simples*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always let the woman put on the condom on my penis

How often has this happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit i'm crap at putting condoms on men- I mess it up every time and feel like an idiot!

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Must admit i'm crap at putting condoms on men- I mess it up every time and feel like an idiot!

I have huge talons so I worry about ripping them. But if a bloke can't put one on himself with ease I assume he is not used to wearing them and not the type of bloke I'd want to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is with this thread.... It's piss easy!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"What is with this thread.... It's piss easy!"

you would think so if a regular practice?!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Must admit i'm crap at putting condoms on men- I mess it up every time and feel like an idiot!

I have huge talons so I worry about ripping them. But if a bloke can't put one on himself with ease I assume he is not used to wearing them and not the type of bloke I'd want to play with"

exactly!

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By *stwo80 OP Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"What is with this thread.... It's piss easy!"

lol

It should be , but it doesn't appear to be !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They come in three sizes:

Small

Medium

Liar

Funny as fuck pmsl x"

yes - never been a problem for me - as they say practice prevents piss poor performance - perhaps they should practice before going to a club.

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By *stwo80 OP Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

No we can categorically say there are no problems in

your performance at all !!

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Must admit i'm crap at putting condoms on men- I mess it up every time and feel like an idiot!

I'm the same and long nails make it even worse

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By *asperthedogCouple
over a year ago

midlands

usually an excuse for not being able to keep it hard. Lube first can back fire as it may slip on easy but its also liable to slip off easy too

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro

Don't find a problem putting on condom. Goes like this - open packet, pull out condom, identify which way it will roll-out, pinch the teat-end to expel air, place against tip of penis, roll-out along shaft of penis. Then fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always worth checking the direction of the roll... If it's wrong it won't roll on ever!!

blow the teat through...pinch it and roll over cock.. *simples*

That's the way to do it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it that a great majority of guys seem to have problems with the simple action of getting a condom on ?

We arent talking about those that try to avoid using a condom , but about guys who happily cover up but have no real idea how to put one on !

Surely its not rocket science ?

Or maybe it is ?

"
as easy as 123

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

with nails like mine i let the guy do it lol

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Never had a problem myself, maybe it's down to the amount of practice I get

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By *stwo80 OP Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Well practice does make perfect !!

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Yes it does

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Never had a problem myself, maybe it's down to the amount of practice I get

easy aint it! And no time wasted fluffin about... On and go! Lol If anything it aint the putting on a condom that delays play... Its the 101 excuses thats tryed to avoid em thats the prob...

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Yes it does

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By *stwo80 OP Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Or maybe their just really distracted by the misses?

We hadn't thought about that .

She is very distracting !

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

If love to be able to put one on using my mouth...

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