FabSwingers.com forum: Any advice on my profile?

By *onny big OP Man
over a year ago

london harrow

I've been on here awhile now and don't seem to be getting many responses?

Is it my profile? Or am i just an ugly cunt?

Any tips would be much appreciated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good profile, and you're very good looking (IMO). I don't think you need to mention the gym and you look after yourself, it didn't put me off but some people might think you're bragging? Or they might wanna see your abs as proof even, lol.

Probably is just that there are too many men on here. Good luck though.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Your profile looks OK to me and comes across as friendly. Unfortunately your pics do not. Maybe one where you smile? You look kinda scary. Otherwise, get up North and you should be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its more down to luck, cos ratio is 100 men to 1 woman, some said maibe even more lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good profile so it must be your search criteria .

Get along to some socials , and if you are available last minute , keep an eye on local meets in your area .

good luck

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Profile reads ok.

Smiling goes a long way though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, and welcome to fab! Firstly, 8 weeks on here is no time at all - especially for a single man!

I actually think your profile is very good - shows you have put quite a lot of effort into it. As with everything, you get out of fab what you put in so if you are expecting people to find you then you will probably be disappointed. There are many many more single men on here than any other group so women and couples can afford to be choosy. You say in your profile that you like the chase, so 'chase' away! Be polite and patient and I'm sure you'll reap the benefits.

Happy swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen this exact same blurb written on other profiles, spelling mistakes and all. Can i ask where you got it from?

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I don't like the tank top, sorry!!

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By *onny big OP Man
over a year ago

london harrow

Thanks everybody, guess i'll just have to keep on trying

I have met a couple off of here but they haven't verified me yet, what is that all about? We seemed to have a good time i don't understand?

The first couple wanted me to come back again but i couldn't meet that weekend, as i was busy.

Could that be a reason?

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"I've seen this exact same blurb written on other profiles, spelling mistakes and all. Can i ask where you got it from?"

Was just gonna say the same thing!!! That's not his profile writing, I think someone's been pinching!!! Tut tut

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

It was the deep and philosophical bit that got my cogs turning!!! I've read it before!!

Those pics don't seem to represent that profile, I was surprised when I started reading it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was the deep and philosophical bit that got my cogs turning!!! I've read it before!!

Those pics don't seem to represent that profile, I was surprised when I started reading it!!! "

It was the bad grammar that got me. It looks like someone's trying to be wordy without actually being wordy. I've read it on several profiles on here. Maybe there's a new man memo going around. "Women love it when you use the word 'thusly'! Copy and paste this!"

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Ive read that before aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive read that before aswell

Oh dear, busted! OP, if you get any meets from it, point them in the direction of the person who the profile belongs to, if you don't, try someone else's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was reading that only yesterday....hes sexy and has a brain apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was reading that only yesterday....hes sexy and has a brain apparently

Oh the bare faced cheek lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was reading that only yesterday....hes sexy and has a brain apparently

Oh the bare faced cheek lol"

Who said being a grammar nazi doesn't pay off? It's like a scratch on my brain reading it.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

God yeah it is his profile!!! What a numpty you'd think it would have been wiser to choose someone who doesn't post so regularly in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God yeah it is his profile!!! What a numpty you'd think it would have been wiser to choose someone who doesn't post so regularly in the forums "

And then not draw attention to it by posting a thread asking for advice on it!!!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Face palm!!!!!

What a dick

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form with gratitude to a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is defo the forum topic of the day

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Well whoever does own this profile text can now be reassured that it seems to go down well..not that he probably ever needed such reassurance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody pm me the original profile name. I want to compare and contrast lol.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"This is defo the forum topic of the day

Agreed !!!!

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