FabSwingers.com forum: help with a girl

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dont wanna sound rude or out but this girl iv been seeing is weird shes allways stressy never smiles and the sex is awful i wanna get out but dont wanna hurt her and also shes hairy shes git a hairy bum cheekys i hate hairy things like that any suggestions would be great

much love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many women are you seeing and don't want to hurt? Or is this your mates mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this you mates mum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nobo iv fisnally got rid of the mum lol just this girl i atract the not rights :/

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just say it has run its course and stop seeing her.

What makes you keep going back is the real question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a mach 3 blade in her bag with a note!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give up and join a monastery if I were you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up n sort it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Man up n sort it

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disregard the other replies mate, they are trolling your thread, apart from person Who said say Its run Its course, do that, pointless if Its not enjoyable

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A lesson for many single guys on fab!

It's obviously way easier to meet women off site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leave her and be done with it. Be polite and don't insult her. You don't have to give a reason.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Man up and put the poor girl out of her misery! Stop stringing her along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather a man be honest with me and end it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont wanna sound rude or out but this girl iv been seeing is weird shes allways stressy never smiles and the sex is awful i wanna get out but dont wanna hurt her and also shes hairy shes git a hairy bum cheekys i hate hairy things like that any suggestions would be great

much love"

So if you are that tense, and dislike het body that much, how do you think she feels around you?

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Be gentle with her and say something like

" listen darling, you are giving me the hump, bugger off and haunt someone else"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Disregard the other replies mate, they are trolling your thread, apart from person Who said say Its run Its course, do that, pointless if Its not enjoyable"

I don't think the light hearted replies are trolling. When anyone posts, there's almost invariably a mix of sensible and useful answers, silly answers, a very few personalised nasty ones but on the whole, a good healthy mix. The Mach 3 one made me laugh - why? Because I could imagine lots of things one could write on the note

The Mach 3 poster, the OP and others know that that comment was in jest, not a troll.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

It won't be long til we see posts along the lines of:

How do I clean my teeth?

Not sure if my pants are on the right way round.

My house is on fire. Should I stay on Fab posting or maybe call 999?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im on here to make friends aswell but this is nice but i dunno im letting her stay with me because she has no where to go atm she works mostly everyday but i just cant trow her out and the hairy bum is a very big turn off lol i get more blokes messaging me i might turn gay because i just get the nut jobs pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so now moved on from mum . lol Well maybe you need to be more picky and you will find what to like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

much love"

Could the fact that she's always stressy and never smiles be down to you and how you are?

Doesn't it take two to have great sex, so maybe you're 50% to blame there.

And the hair thing, maybe she isn't interested in making the most of herself because you don't make her feel like she wants to.

So in summary, maybe it's not her at all..,,

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Maybe if you leave her or she leaves you, you or she might decide it was, after all, a close shave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It won't be long til we see posts along the lines of:

How do I clean my teeth?

Not sure if my pants are on the right way round.

My house is on fire. Should I stay on Fab posting or maybe call 999?"

I agree! Love your profile, can you really do all those things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe say you like shaved bums and find it a turn on. It may help and she may say she don't like things about you too ........ to a win win .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so you not only seeing her shes staying with you ? why to the first as she obviously doesnt do it for you - and why then take her in - or did it happen the other way around ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Im on here to make friends aswell but this is nice but i dunno im letting her stay with me because she has no where to go atm she works mostly everyday but i just cant trow her out and the hairy bum is a very big turn off lol i get more blokes messaging me i might turn gay because i just get the nut jobs pmsl"

You don't have to have sex with someone staying with you. Simplify your life.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It won't be long til we see posts along the lines of:

How do I clean my teeth?

Not sure if my pants are on the right way round.

My house is on fire. Should I stay on Fab posting or maybe call 999?"

I'm sure I have seen all of those threads already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's not weird - it sounds like normal living to me. I commend you for being concerned that she has no where else to go if you throw her out, but if it's not working (and, probably on both sides!), then sit her down, talk to her and work out a solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what her post would read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what her post would read?"
maybe blank . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It won't be long til we see posts along the lines of:

How do I clean my teeth?

Not sure if my pants are on the right way round.

My house is on fire. Should I stay on Fab posting or maybe call 999?"

People wear, pants? FFS I thought this was meant to be a swinging site! OP there is either a hold she has over you that you have not declared or you need to grow a pair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to rim her, with your face covered in all that hair, pretend you are Brian Blessed by shouting 'GORDONS ALIVE' just as the tongue goes in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disregard the other replies mate, they are trolling your thread, apart from person Who said say Its run Its course, do that, pointless if Its not enjoyable"

Don't appreciate being called a troll

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

much love"

If you can afford it pay for her to go on a spa break or a pampering session at a beauty salon, it may help to de-stress her and if she has her bum waxed while there then you can tell her how much better it looks and it turns you on more she may keep it that way?

If you really don't want to be with here anymore, just be honest and tell her its not working for you anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go to rim her, with your face covered in all that hair, pretend you are Brian Blessed by shouting 'GORDONS ALIVE' just as the tongue goes in "

Funniest reply so far...purely for referencing two of my favourite things....Flash Gordon & Brian Blessed

OP just sit down and talk to the girl, my guess is she us as unhappy as you. Us girls can pick up if you guys don't want to be with us or find us unattractive. My guess is she is putting up with it as she has no where else to go. Be a good friend and talk it out, come up with a no sex based living arrangement. You'll both be happier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go to rim her, with your face covered in all that hair, pretend you are Brian Blessed by shouting 'GORDONS ALIVE' just as the tongue goes in "

hahahahaahaahahaha

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When you go to rim her, with your face covered in all that hair, pretend you are Brian Blessed by shouting 'GORDONS ALIVE' just as the tongue goes in

hahahahaahaahahaha

Post of the day so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way to sort it?

Leave your computer on with your fab profile logged on and this page up!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"When you go to rim her, with your face covered in all that hair, pretend you are Brian Blessed by shouting 'GORDONS ALIVE' just as the tongue goes in "
Lol!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

So in 6 days you've managed to ditch the mother and acquire a homeless weirdo with a hairy arse.

If I were you I'd stay as far away from all members of the opposite sex as possible in future (this method is working well for me so far, I've managed to avoid any mutters for nearly 3 years! )

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

much love"

Get a brain and man up and sort it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in 6 days you've managed to ditch the mother and acquire a homeless weirdo with a hairy arse.

If I were you I'd stay as far away from all members of the opposite sex as possible in future (this method is working well for me so far, I've managed to avoid any mutters for nearly 3 years! )

I keep thinking what ever next . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give up and join a monastery if I were you."

I thought I already had...!!!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"So in 6 days you've managed to ditch the mother and acquire a homeless weirdo with a hairy arse.

If I were you I'd stay as far away from all members of the opposite sex as possible in future (this method is working well for me so far, I've managed to avoid any mutters for nearly 3 years! )

lol

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By *C69Man
over a year ago

Nr Doncaster

"Maybe if you leave her or she leaves you, you or she might decide it was, after all, a close shave. "

very good. Give herva good shave or waxing.

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By *C69Man
over a year ago

Nr Doncaster

"I wonder what her post would read?"

very well said saucyshel. Kaz x

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Has she ever said the words "Goonie Goo-Hoo"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the OPs profile pic of a woman? This whole post reeks of weirdness to me.

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