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By *lgernon OP   Man
over a year ago

cupar

This thread

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/feedback/2021

Got me thinking.

I've never bothered getting out a ruler for the purpose

(just looked and thought hmmm...bout 6...mb 7 ), but is there a "right" way to to measure? I can imagine some happy hopeful souls turning 4 inches into 8 or 9 by getting a tape measure round from their arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The general rule is along the top,belly to tip of helmet.

Whichever method I use,they're all as disappointing

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

We always thought it was along the bottom, from where the scrotum joins the shaft, to the tip.

It's also a good idea to get an erection first before measuring....

xxx

j&r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start in Stirling and finish in Perth , I am hugeeeeeeeeeeeee

I shouldnt measure on the train....

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the only bit measure that can't alter is from pubic bone bit along the top of the shaft to the tip..

The bottom method can't be relied on at all as the ball sack is pliable and can be moved to give different measures..

Some guys measure the other way so as to enhance their measure..

Makes no odds, cause ugly is ugly .. 6-7 or 10 inch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Makes no odds, cause ugly is ugly .. 6-7 or 10 inch...

"

fab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the ones who measure from the back of the crack of their ass..........then put up a pic of something entirely different lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Why are men so obsessed with measuring their cocks?

The only reason I know the size of my boobs is go make sure my bras fit properly lol

Its not as if the men have to have uplift pants or underwire pants pmsl

Although thinking about it that may be a good idea for some people.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Its not as if the men have to have uplift pants or underwire pants pmsl

Although thinking about it that may be a good idea for some people....."

yu get padded pants for guys to give bigger bulge ...

we need to measure to get right size o pants ... I dinna want to look like sumit from the circus .... lol

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, ahhh so thats the reason.

Obviously a complete deviant, I thought they measured it for other reasons...Oh well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, ahhh so thats the reason.

"

oops...... looks like i shot myself in foot here... obviously I dont buy them myself, only heard about them .......

I am a big enuf prick without padded pants ... note 'am' not 'have'

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

So men measure to get the right size pants?

Ive never seen a pair of pants that go with cock size

Ive been looking in the wrong places or Rob has been wearing the wrong pants lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't think the padded pants caught on... guys too sensitive to ask for 'bigger bulge pants'.... bit like the condoms size debate and the name change from 'small' to 'trim' by makers pasante.

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Funny how the padded pants did'nt catch on yet padded bras and the chicken fillets that women use to boost their assets did lol

From a mans point of view it must be a bit of a let down when they go towards the boobs and get a handful of chicken fillet instead of boob

Id feel the same if I put my hand in a pair of pants and found something similar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicken fillets in your pants....thats wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny how the padded pants did'nt catch on yet padded bras and the chicken fillets that women use to boost their assets did lol

From a mans point of view it must be a bit of a let down when they go towards the boobs and get a handful of chicken fillet instead of boob

Id feel the same if I put my hand in a pair of pants and found something similar! "
PMSL..........can u please stop talking about chicken!! lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock fillets.... get the term correct lol lol please

we are precious us lads.....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Can you actually get cock fillets?

What a let down they would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope just a pair of old fashioned socks ..

jesus, why do I know so much about this and digging a deeper hole for myself ......

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooooooh i dont like the sound of cock fillets......socks i can handle tho wud feel a tad dissapointed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nope just a pair of old fashioned socks ..

jesus, why do I know so much about this and digging a deeper hole for myself ......

xx"

More rope??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always use the remote control:

a, Place porn into DVD player, forward thinking !

2, Hold the remote in my left hand, the right is occupied.

d, At the optimum moment hold the base of the remote alongside your sticky out bit, against the pelvic bone.

This method does have its drawbacks (I know) I aint watched BBC1 BBC2 or ITV for years, Ch 4 and 5 aint bad tho CH6 is crap lol - It's mine I'll measure it with whatever I like - boys and their toys huh lol

Personally I think that it's a crying shame that women don't have an inbuilt depth gauge, with the readout displayed in their spinning eyes.

Think of all the fun we could have watching them eyes go all sixes and eights - bingo for the boys.

FULL HOUSE !!! LMAO

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By *lgernon OP   Man
over a year ago

cupar

Thankyou everyone for your helpful suggestions. View has been particularly informative. I can only assume that by the time your various cons have been discovered, View, that the tricked ladies are in such a frenzy they dont care. As for cock fillets:

http://www.siliconebody.com/The-Package-Booster

Mine is in the post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always use the remote control:

a, Place porn into DVD player, forward thinking !

2, Hold the remote in my left hand, the right is occupied.

d, At the optimum moment hold the base of the remote alongside your sticky out bit, against the pelvic bone.

This method does have its drawbacks (I know) I aint watched BBC1 BBC2 or ITV for years, Ch 4 and 5 aint bad tho CH6 is crap lol - It's mine I'll measure it with whatever I like - boys and their toys huh lol

Personally I think that it's a crying shame that women don't have an inbuilt depth gauge, with the readout displayed in their spinning eyes.

Think of all the fun we could have watching them eyes go all sixes and eights - bingo for the boys.

FULL HOUSE !!! LMAO"

F..k me thought i was the only one that did that lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are men so obsessed with measuring their cocks?

"

As a single guy, you tend to find a lot of people who are looking to meet us will specify a minimum size they are looking for.

Now i've always been told that I'm well hung by the girls i've met. And rather worryingly have have a reputation at the rugby club for having a big cock. I'm even mentioned in a song.

However, when i have measured it, pubic bone to tip it's about 8 inches, which is usually 2 inches less than the minimum that some people are asking for. Obviously they must be able to find there enormous cocks, or are they taking the bottom, longer measurement?

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By *eeandGeeMan
over a year ago

littlehampton

measure the useable bit by sliding a kitchen roll tube down it and see how much sticks out of the end - if it goes into a tube like that its the useable bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if you can't fit it in a kitchen role holder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the bottom off a one gallon bucket - works for me, just lol

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"Cut the bottom off a one gallon bucket - works for me, just lol"

PMSL!!

Just wait until I get the other leg in!

HAHA

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I'm cicus sized.......no I meant circumsised.lol

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