FabSwingers.com forum: STILL NO MEETS

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hiya. I've been on this site since June 2013 and as yet have not met anyone. Not gonna lie, I do find it quite perplexing when I see other guys' profiles with little-to-no text and no pictures, yet several verifications. I often wonder "What are they doing that I'm not doing?".

Now I know I'm not the best-looking guy on this site, but I'm clean, trimmed, groomed, well-dressed, in good shape, and most importantly, have a well-thought-out and extensive profile write-up. So if anyone can figure out where I'm going wrong, it'd be much appreciated.

Thank you.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

The karaoke kills ya fella, to name but one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The karaoke kills ya fella, to name but one"

Maybe off-putting for dating reasons, but for sex? It's not like they'd have to witness it. And besides, I'm sure there's MUCH worse guys have put on their profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The paragraph about being a 'Dom' would be enough to put us off as it contradicts itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need to know about your kids or your visitation schedule. And i don't need to know about the woman who made you "dom". The pics of your dick in women are offputting too. You've had sex before, we get it. Other than that the profile is ok.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

No meets?

Is that an inflatable woman in your pics then? Or does the lady in question not know they're on a swingers site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps they got verified by meeting people at socials and clubs? They could just have a profile to keep in touch with people simply using the site as a tool rather than a way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you gone to any socials been on chat and not with cock out. Profile doesn't really speak out. Take the dom bit out and that's it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Other than you're looking for a submissive (which I most decidedly am not), there's nothing there that would put me off.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You're cute but for me... there are a few things that I don't like on your profile...

1. I'm not a huge fan of seeing bareback pics, I'm uninterested if she's your ex.

2. You start off by introducing your kids. It's not relevant other than to say you're a parent and can't meet at the drop of a hat.

3. There's no instant switch flicking when it comes to being submissive for someone. It's not something you can demand in my view. Needs trust and you have to build that with someone.

I like that you made the effort to write a bit though and your photos are varied (with the exception of point 1). I guess it's all about what others see, it's certainly better than some I've read but I would give a polite no thanks for reasons above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, your first pic is terrible, the bareback one will do you no favours, and multiple variations of cock and torso pictures are unneccesary. The other couple of pics are really good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well apart form the cock photos, the waffling text which is bad enough.

Correct me if I am wrong, but are those photos bareback??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should come karaoke with us as my wife is mad on it. You would demo get into her pants if she ever wore any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should come karaoke with us as my wife is mad on it. You would demo get into her pants if she ever wore any "

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Hiya. I've been on this site since June 2013 and as yet have not met anyone. Not gonna lie, I do find it quite perplexing when I see other guys' profiles with little-to-no text and no pictures, yet several verifications. I often wonder "What are they doing that I'm not doing?".

Thank you."

You are not going wrong its just that there are far too many men on here chasing far too few ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

Thank you.

You are not going wrong its just that there are far too many men on here chasing far too few ladies

And also like me you don't have chimney

pots all round half of it is sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to see someone who has asked for advice actually taking the advice given, have to say think you have quite a good profile after the advice you've already taken

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Most of the time, those who shout about being all dominant aren't really that hot at it.

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By *inkyKentishCoupleCouple
over a year ago

London

Dont worry about other people and their veris. Lots of them are fakes but they are easy to spot.

You have written a reasonable profile but you are trying to find a very select type of person. There are not going to be many who meet your criteria so you can't expect there to be many interested.

If you are genuine and serious about it and properly read profiles, contact people who maybe interested in a polite friendly manner and explain why you think you are a match.

Don't expect wonders but if you put in the time and effort you will get your rewards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you."

Shame you're straight honey. I think you look great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's nice to see someone who has asked for advice actually taking the advice given, have to say think you have quite a good profile after the advice you've already taken

Thank you

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Thank you."

No one wants to know about your domestic arrangements, FAB is for fantasy not the humdrum of your visitation rights and your love of karaoke. If you haven't looked back on your "kinky site" why whinge about your lack of success here?

And the dom stuff is a tad contradictory ....

And the face pics a bit naff ...

Happy fabbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol you might wait a long time, its very hard for single men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol you might wait a long time, its very hard for single men

Oh I've had at least four arranged meets in the last two months, but they ALL cancelled.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"It's nice to see someone who has asked for advice actually taking the advice given, have to say think you have quite a good profile after the advice you've already taken

Thank you

This is the main issue I have with advice threads - taking 'said advice' can either hide things that others will now not see, or result in a profile created by the masses due to the owner not being able to portray themselves through their own words - resulting in a profile being less representational of the individual.

Personally I prefer to see both well written AND what (in my personal opinion!) are badly done examples.

It makes decision making much easier.

It's much harder to get a picture of someone once a profile has been rehashed to suit the masses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think about a club visit, check out the forums for club nights post on there and then go, treat it as a night in the pub and just chat to people and show off your personality (if you have one) don't expect anything but try to engage with people socially

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"It's nice to see someone who has asked for advice actually taking the advice given, have to say think you have quite a good profile after the advice you've already taken

Yep, great, so now he's taken down the bareback pictures, so unless you read this thread, you'd have no idea you were putting yourself at risk!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point. "

Haha... I like it even less now!

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

Haha... I like it even less now!

to many suggestions spoiled the profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

Haha... I like it even less now!

From how you've come across on this thread and on your profile, I'd be surprised there's much you do like.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

Haha... I like it even less now!

From how you've come across on this thread and on your profile, I'd be surprised there's much you do like."

Well I'll get back in my box then shall I?!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

Haha... I like it even less now!

From how you've come across on this thread and on your profile, I'd be surprised there's much you do like.

Well I'll get back in my box then shall I?!

That's you and all your veri's well and truly told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

Haha... I like it even less now!

From how you've come across on this thread and on your profile, I'd be surprised there's much you do like."

Hahahahaha ..... Meeeeoooow .... I've a scratch post on the bay if ye wanna bid on it ..... Lol

Witty wummin vs moany man

Ding ding

Sits back an opens malteasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a club

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

Haha... I like it even less now!

From how you've come across on this thread and on your profile, I'd be surprised there's much you do like.

Well I'll get back in my box then shall I?!

That's you and all your veri's well and truly told!

Isn't it just!

I knew I was premature in switching my profile over... my luck could have totally been in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blimey, I say one thing and everyone has a bitch fit.

All good for dishing it out, but not so good at taking it.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

Haha... I like it even less now!

From how you've come across on this thread and on your profile, I'd be surprised there's much you do like.

Well I'll get back in my box then shall I?!

oops does he realize you are a lady

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

Haha... I like it even less now!

From how you've come across on this thread and on your profile, I'd be surprised there's much you do like.

Well I'll get back in my box then shall I?!

That's you and all your veri's well and truly told!

Isn't it just!

I knew I was premature in switching my profile over... my luck could have totally been in!

Tbh - you're profile was much better before you changed it!

I must have missed your advice seeking thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh for God's sake!

"Change your profile, rewrite it, take this out", etc.

And now...

"Oh I liked it the way it was before"

*Face palm*

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Oh for God's sake!

"Change your profile, rewrite it, take this out", etc.

And now...

"Oh I liked it the way it was before"

*Face palm*"

And welcome to the forums

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point.

Haha... I like it even less now!

From how you've come across on this thread and on your profile, I'd be surprised there's much you do like.

Well I'll get back in my box then shall I?!

That's you and all your veri's well and truly told!

Isn't it just!

I knew I was premature in switching my profile over... my luck could have totally been in!

Tbh - you're profile was much better before you changed it!

I must have missed your advice seeking thread!

Me too but the inbox was ridiculous!

To the OP... it's your profile, write what you want. You asked what we thought. If you don't like the responses, don't take the advice. No need to be rude though.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Told ya the karaoke killed ya

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Told ya the karaoke killed ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at your profile alone now I would chat to you and if it went well meet for a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My way ?

*offers mic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey, I say one thing and everyone has a bitch fit.

All good for dishing it out, but not so good at taking it."

Difference is you asked for advice. No one is 'dishing out'. Criticising people that give feedback is just churlish. And as those offering advice are all well verified maybe the advice is valid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking at your profile alone now I would chat to you and if it went well meet for a drink "

Thank you! A positive comment with no negative connotations attached

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"My way ?

*offers mic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, I say one thing and everyone has a bitch fit.

All good for dishing it out, but not so good at taking it.

Difference is you asked for advice. No one is 'dishing out'. Criticising people that give feedback is just churlish. And as those offering advice are all well verified maybe the advice is valid"

There's offering advice and there's ripping into me unnecessarily. I have had both on this thread, not everyone's the same.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nothing from the original profile would have put me off but this thread certainly would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone tell me why they wouldnt meet me....what is wrong with my profile???

ive been here ages an all i get it not at the momnt..or not for me,or thanks but no thanks.......

is there anyone REAL and LOCAL ladies?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey, I say one thing and everyone has a bitch fit.

All good for dishing it out, but not so good at taking it.

Difference is you asked for advice. No one is 'dishing out'. Criticising people that give feedback is just churlish. And as those offering advice are all well verified maybe the advice is valid

There's offering advice and there's ripping into me unnecessarily. I have had both on this thread, not everyone's the same."

No one has 'ripped into you'

Did you actually want the feedback that you requested? Because you have to accept that that is never going to make easy reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you still keep in touch with Suzi Perry ?

If you do and you both fancy a meet we would be up for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, I say one thing and everyone has a bitch fit.

All good for dishing it out, but not so good at taking it.

Difference is you asked for advice. No one is 'dishing out'. Criticising people that give feedback is just churlish. And as those offering advice are all well verified maybe the advice is valid

There's offering advice and there's ripping into me unnecessarily. I have had both on this thread, not everyone's the same.

No one has 'ripped into you'

Did you actually want the feedback that you requested? Because you have to accept that that is never going to make easy reading"

I have accepted most of the advice given out, I am only referring to a small number of comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone tell me why they wouldnt meet me....what is wrong with my profile???

ive been here ages an all i get it not at the momnt..or not for me,or thanks but no thanks.......

is there anyone REAL and LOCAL ladies?????"

Start your own post would be a start so people can give you their full attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your profile the starting point. i like to chat and sus out someones personality and humour before deciding to meet.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Can anyone tell me why they wouldnt meet me....what is wrong with my profile???

ive been here ages an all i get it not at the momnt..or not for me,or thanks but no thanks.......

is there anyone REAL and LOCAL ladies?????"

You have been on over a year....do you REALLY need to ask what is wrong with your profile???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to my world no meets or replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a plus had 4 winks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have decided to completely rewrite my profile. Short and to the point. "

And much better....good luck m8. You may catch me up eventually...

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

I didn't see the previous profile, but the photos are good. Take down the negative status - it's not attractive and expand on the text by putting a little of your personality, what you can offer to people without being too explicit. Go to clubs and socials to get veris, as being here for over a year without any, may put off some.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Can anyone tell me why they wouldnt meet me....what is wrong with my profile???

ive been here ages an all i get it not at the momnt..or not for me,or thanks but no thanks.......

is there anyone REAL and LOCAL ladies?????"

Yeah, it's crap! Lol. 4 words... Don't strain yourself will ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone tell me why they wouldnt meet me....what is wrong with my profile???

ive been here ages an all i get it not at the momnt..or not for me,or thanks but no thanks.......

is there anyone REAL and LOCAL ladies?????

Yeah, it's crap! Lol. 4 words... Don't strain yourself will ya?

Blimey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't see the previous profile, but the photos are good. Take down the negative status - it's not attractive and expand on the text by putting a little of your personality, what you can offer to people without being too explicit. Go to clubs and socials to get veris, as being here for over a year without any, may put off some."

I have taken your advice and edited changes

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Blimey, I say one thing and everyone has a bitch fit.

All good for dishing it out, but not so good at taking it."

I think maybe you'll find that no-one was ripping into you, certainly not me, not my style at all. Most of my chat is tongue in cheek and the 'haha' or the smilies indicate humour. If you hang around the forums you'll figure us out.

The points I made initially were because you asked for input. I made it quite clear that they were my personal points, not everyone will hate bareback photos etc. so you have to decide what you want people to see of you.

I'm sorry you took offense, there was none intended. I don't see anyone, other than you, having a bitch fit. It's banter... feel free to join in whenever you're ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first and the fifth pic put me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's fair shout that you ask such a question. Hope you hook up soon.

Best of luck to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wht when someone has a go at me for joining a thread im intitled to defend myself"

You are indeed but there are more tactful and polite ways of doing it rather than immaturely telling people to "do one". How someone conducts themselves on the forum can really have an impact on their success on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand that but winds me up when people start on me i have got feelings and all i have done is ask qiestions and seek advice not pick on people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I understand that but winds me up when people start on me i have got feelings and all i have done is ask qiestions and seek advice not pick on people"

And you have had some very good advice. You need a thick skin on here, best not to rise to it, you only make yourself look stupid which does you no favours. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But its bullying you would of thought moderators would put a stop to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But its bullying you would of thought moderators would put a stop to it"

If you feel you are being bullied then report it. Try to use the reply and quote button also so people know who you're responding to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah i see it now wht i tried to use but pushed wrong one thanks

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I think the OP has had plenty of advice on his post and this has got somewhat waylaid now that Ive removed posts so Im closing it now sorry

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