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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all as you all know your profile is what people judge you on, so just looking for your thoughts on my profile and how to make it better and more appealing

Many thanks

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Appealing to who ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't answer that I can see who now.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1. Take of the insult to FAB. Makes you look like a loser.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The status is negative....saying 'no timewasters' really stops them dead in their tracks. Make it all a bit more happy and positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its your profile and its up to you what you like about it and if you dont like something change it

asking for advice to people who don't know you is like asking a Doctor for medication who has never examined you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

2. Take off the 'apology' for your height.

Makes it sound like a negative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havn't even looked because the status is whingy and thats enough to make me click off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any need for that many pictures of your penis?

Maybe diversify a little bit and put pics up of other body parts, you're more than just a cock....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

4. Make your mind up! You ask for women up to age 40 and then in the age bit you ask for women up to 50 !

Doesn't look very decisive. You don't even know what you want.

P.S. .... you think women of 40 are older Jesus ...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Looks like a bareback pic to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well it wouldn't appeal to me. Too negative, too serious and too patronising.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

5. Take out the bit where you say you've met a lot of fakes......

Fuck that sounds like you are bloody crap at picking people.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

people would have to be a bit stupid to keep picking fakes......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

6. Take out the sentence that says ...... Im looking for genuine people not time wasters...

Do you really have to say that .... Who IS looking for timewasters ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Most of your profile is negative.

Change it.

I'll write one for you but I charge heavily

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Cock pic overload....9 pics of the same cock from different angles

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"its your profile and its up to you what you like about it and if you dont like something change it

asking for advice to people who don't know you is like asking a Doctor for medication who has never examined you

"

Okay Okay I give in Jaqs.....lie down and i'll examine you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cock pic overload....9 pics of the same cock from different angles "

Really ? I never noticed the cock.

Back in a minute

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"5. Take out the bit where you say you've met a lot of fakes......

Fuck that sounds like you are bloody crap at picking people.

"

At least they were real fakes.

I've never met a timewaster either. I keep trying but they never turn up.

I'd like to meet lots of fakes. I can imagine turning up at this ladies house thinking I was gonna have grey sex when this overweight and sweating man in a vest opens the door and shouts 'April Fool, steve! I'm a fake!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey OP, it's only been a few minutes since you posted the OP and already you've taken on the advice given. Nice one!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"5. Take out the bit where you say you've met a lot of fakes......

Fuck that sounds like you are bloody crap at picking people.

At least they were real fakes.

I've never met a timewaster either. I keep trying but they never turn up.

I'd like to meet lots of fakes. I can imagine turning up at this ladies house thinking I was gonna have grey sex when this overweight and sweating man in a vest opens the door and shouts 'April Fool, steve! I'm a fake!'"

Grey sex ? GREY SEX ?

Are you talking about us oldies ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Crikey OP, it's only been a few minutes since you posted the OP and already you've taken on the advice given. Nice one! "

Except the bareback one has gone.... ....still, this thread remains so the green arrow of truth will prevail!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cock pic overload....9 pics of the same cock from different angles

Really ? I never noticed the cock.

Back in a minute"

Nice Body ....... BAAAAAAD pics..

We do not want to see a) your sink b) your radiator c) your dressing gown d) your t shirt and wooly pully e ) your kecks around your knees....

Take one or two TASTEFUL ones showing your lovely cock and six pack.

P.S the white shirt ones really do work well but make sure we can't see your sodding porcelain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mate after all that I'd scrap the lot and start again who knows you may get a good comment

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Grey=great and they are interchangeable. It's a well known fact that men with grey hair are better at sex. I know cos I read it in a magazine at Hove train station.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always learning, no point asking for advice and not taking it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Well mate after all that I'd scrap the lot and start again who knows you may get a good comment "

All the comments are good.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Always learning, no point asking for advice and not taking it. "

Older women do like a boy that learns

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Grey=great and they are interchangeable. It's a well known fact that men with grey hair are better at sex. I know cos I read it in a magazine at Hove train station. "

It must be true then

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


" It's a well known fact that men with grey hair are better at sex. "

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think the sink photo has to go as it screams to me (attached and sneeky pic time)

it might not the case but people make assumptions on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See all grey men popping up now , what about bold ones are they any good ? Not that I'm bold ..... Yet

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By *preadMyWingsWoman
over a year ago

London


"Is there any need for that many pictures of your penis?

Maybe diversify a little bit and put pics up of other body parts, you're more than just a cock...."

I think the same. I don't wanna spend my whole time with a dick only. U got to show some more of your personality in your pictures, maybe put some shirt on with a smiling face

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Always learning, no point asking for advice and not taking it. "

Damn good attitude! Like granny says, good bod, lousy pics. And lose any negativity. And get grey hair.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Grey=great and they are interchangeable. It's a well known fact that men with grey hair are better at sex. I know cos I read it in a magazine at Hove train station.

It must be true then "

Mais oui, je pense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always learning, no point asking for advice and not taking it.

Damn good attitude! Like granny says, good bod, lousy pics. And lose any negativity. And get grey hair. "

Haha cheers all, working on the profile. as for the bathroom pict was sneaky I was at work, they grey hair a few years yet so more good time to come look forward to it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey just noticed this post, would anyone be able to also give me any tips and help with my profile ive made a separate thread to so its not as confusing if you guys could help or just message me with your feed back

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"hey just noticed this post, would anyone be able to also give me any tips and help with my profile ive made a separate thread to so its not as confusing if you guys could help or just message me with your feed back "

Isn't your 11 inch cock getting you loads of meets?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey just noticed this post, would anyone be able to also give me any tips and help with my profile ive made a separate thread to so its not as confusing if you guys could help or just message me with your feed back

Isn't your 11 inch cock getting you loads of meets?! "

It is doing the trick yes just because i have an 11 inch cock doesn't mean there's not room for improvement on my profile lol not all girls/couples are just interested in cock size but obviously some are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers all for the great advice, better to know what people think to get meets instead of having a profile that doesn't work. So thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I consider feedback a gift so I would really appreciate some open and honest feedback on my profile now. Don't worry I don't get offended so all I ask is it is relevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey OP, it's only been a few minutes since you posted the OP and already you've taken on the advice given. Nice one!

Except the bareback one has gone.... ....still, this thread remains so the green arrow of truth will prevail! "

Good point about the green arrow. But lots of people will read threads such as these and decide to take any reference to bareback off their profile. So best just to assume everyone does it.

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By *esand1Couple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crikey OP, it's only been a few minutes since you posted the OP and already you've taken on the advice given. Nice one!

Except the bareback one has gone.... ....still, this thread remains so the green arrow of truth will prevail!

Good point about the green arrow. But lots of people will read threads such as these and decide to take any reference to bareback off their profile. So best just to assume everyone does it. "

This is my first thread so what does tre green arrow mean as for bareback I do do it after a few meets

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Crikey OP, it's only been a few minutes since you posted the OP and already you've taken on the advice given. Nice one!

Except the bareback one has gone.... ....still, this thread remains so the green arrow of truth will prevail!

Good point about the green arrow. But lots of people will read threads such as these and decide to take any reference to bareback off their profile. So best just to assume everyone does it.

This is my first thread so what does tre green arrow mean as for bareback I do do it after a few meets"

OMG so after a few meets someone is clean??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crikey OP, it's only been a few minutes since you posted the OP and already you've taken on the advice given. Nice one!

Except the bareback one has gone.... ....still, this thread remains so the green arrow of truth will prevail!

Good point about the green arrow. But lots of people will read threads such as these and decide to take any reference to bareback off their profile. So best just to assume everyone does it.

This is my first thread so what does tre green arrow mean as for bareback I do do it after a few meets

OMG so after a few meets someone is clean?? "

No far from it I'm not saying I would everyone, I'm talking more couples I keep in touch with socially and physically. You never really know who's clean.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Crikey OP, it's only been a few minutes since you posted the OP and already you've taken on the advice given. Nice one!

Except the bareback one has gone.... ....still, this thread remains so the green arrow of truth will prevail!

Good point about the green arrow. But lots of people will read threads such as these and decide to take any reference to bareback off their profile. So best just to assume everyone does it.

This is my first thread so what does tre green arrow mean as for bareback I do do it after a few meets

OMG so after a few meets someone is clean??

No far from it I'm not saying I would everyone, I'm talking more couples I keep in touch with socially and physically. You never really know who's clean. "

Exactly! So why not protect yourself?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We wouldn't even click on a profile name like that.

A

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

I know you said you are new to the forum, but bareback pics never recieve good reviews

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"We wouldn't even click on a profile name like that.

A"

Me neither but then it's not like I have room to talk. My excuse is that it's ancient and it stuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crikey OP, it's only been a few minutes since you posted the OP and already you've taken on the advice given. Nice one!

Except the bareback one has gone.... ....still, this thread remains so the green arrow of truth will prevail!

Good point about the green arrow. But lots of people will read threads such as these and decide to take any reference to bareback off their profile. So best just to assume everyone does it.

This is my first thread so what does tre green arrow mean as for bareback I do do it after a few meets

OMG so after a few meets someone is clean??

No far from it I'm not saying I would everyone, I'm talking more couples I keep in touch with socially and physically. You never really know who's clean.

Exactly! So why not protect yourself? "

I do I'm not condoning this without serious consideration and many talks not jumping straight into it, but once your comfortable with each other why not?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Crikey OP, it's only been a few minutes since you posted the OP and already you've taken on the advice given. Nice one!

Except the bareback one has gone.... ....still, this thread remains so the green arrow of truth will prevail!

Good point about the green arrow. But lots of people will read threads such as these and decide to take any reference to bareback off their profile. So best just to assume everyone does it.

This is my first thread so what does tre green arrow mean as for bareback I do do it after a few meets

OMG so after a few meets someone is clean??

No far from it I'm not saying I would everyone, I'm talking more couples I keep in touch with socially and physically. You never really know who's clean.

Exactly! So why not protect yourself?

I do I'm not condoning this without serious consideration and many talks not jumping straight into it, but once your comfortable with each other why not? "

Because you don't know who else they've been fucking?

Just a thought!

A

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"We wouldn't even click on a profile name like that.

A

Me neither but then it's not like I have room to talk. My excuse is that it's ancient and it stuck. "

Anything related to dick size or the 'smashyourbackdoorsin' type names just scream 13yr old to us. Yours is fine.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We wouldn't even click on a profile name like that.

A

Me neither but then it's not like I have room to talk. My excuse is that it's ancient and it stuck.

Anything related to dick size or the 'smashyourbackdoorsin' type names just scream 13yr old to us. Yours is fine.

A"

Understood cheers

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"We wouldn't even click on a profile name like that.

A

Me neither but then it's not like I have room to talk. My excuse is that it's ancient and it stuck.

Anything related to dick size or the 'smashyourbackdoorsin' type names just scream 13yr old to us. Yours is fine.

A"

It was from a bottle of bubble bath a mate gave me and I used it to make an email address for an advert on Gumtree to find a filth pot pen pal to email rude chat with.

Who know I'd find zillions of them?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've put down anyone free tonight which suggests you normally pay for hanky panky....not good !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" You've put down anyone free tonight which suggests you normally pay for hanky panky....not good ! "

Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You've put down anyone free tonight which suggests you normally pay for hanky panky....not good !

Really??? "

I doubt anyone would think it meant you usually pay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You've put down anyone free tonight which suggests you normally pay for hanky panky....not good !

Really???

I doubt anyone would think it meant you usually pay. "

In fairness it's only me who laughs at my humour....its kind of scary that you needed clarification though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You've put down anyone free tonight which suggests you normally pay for hanky panky....not good !

Really???

I doubt anyone would think it meant you usually pay.

In fairness it's only me who laughs at my humour....its kind of scary that you needed clarification though "

brb just googling wtf 'hanky panky' is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" You've put down anyone free tonight which suggests you normally pay for hanky panky....not good !

Really???

I doubt anyone would think it meant you usually pay.

In fairness it's only me who laughs at my humour....its kind of scary that you needed clarification though "

Hahaha was sarcastic -_- same wave length different ends.

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