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"No i dnt mean size I meant looking at Some are splayed out, and all crumbled up .wrinkly etc Mine are smooth and big." That's very nice for you but there is usually much more to a person than their genitals. I think you are being rude and unkind about something that people have no control over. | |||
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"Mine aren't public. Didn't think people liked seeing public pussy " yup pussy pics and cock picks in the same basket....not attractive but hey its not what they look like, feel and taste ! Tight but not 2 tight and dont like to big atall . Total turn off 4 me | |||
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"No i dnt mean size I meant looking at Some are splayed out, and all crumbled up .wrinkly etc Mine are smooth and big." Delightful. Showing you in a fabulous light here. | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " Wow, well done. You must be proud. | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " It's not meant to look pretty but I'll admit there have been Some that immediately turn me off. It's just a natural response when ya see something unattractive to your eye. The same for cock pics!! Some are attractive, some not. It's all in what ya like, what ya want.... | |||
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"And things like this explain why people feel so aware of the way their genitals look that they have very painful and unnecessary surgery to 'correct' it. " Yes indeed this, porn and other derogatory comments. It's a dangerous game to start comparing oneself favourably with others on here. | |||
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"And things like this explain why people feel so aware of the way their genitals look that they have very painful and unnecessary surgery to 'correct' it. Yes indeed this, porn and other derogatory comments. It's a dangerous game to start comparing oneself favourably with others on here." Exactly, I mean, I know I'm perfect but I just don't shout about it | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) It's not meant to look pretty but I'll admit there have been Some that immediately turn me off. It's just a natural response when ya see something unattractive to your eye. The same for cock pics!! Some are attractive, some not. It's all in what ya like, what ya want.... " True but being derogatory about something just because it isn't to your taste isn't necessary is it. | |||
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"And things like this explain why people feel so aware of the way their genitals look that they have very painful and unnecessary surgery to 'correct' it. Yes indeed this, porn and other derogatory comments. It's a dangerous game to start comparing oneself favourably with others on here. Exactly, I mean, I know I'm perfect but I just don't shout about it " Just whisper very quietly | |||
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" (Btw mines neat and tidy) " Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you? | |||
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" (Btw mines neat and tidy) Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you? " I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up | |||
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" (Btw mines neat and tidy) Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you? I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up " Do you? I just tuck mine in my socks | |||
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" (Btw mines neat and tidy) Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you? I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up Do you? I just tuck mine in my socks " mines wrapped in an Asda bag, a little hole in it, give it an airing. Her | |||
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"why in heavens would a woman post a thread advising people her lady bits were neat and tidy and then casting aspersions on others who might not have have neat and tidy looking bits ... I mean come on ...its not like anyone has a choice in the matter? there are all sorts of variations none of which are not normal , and who decided only the nice neat fannys were asthetically pleasing? Might I suggest educating oneself before making women paranoid that their bits are somehow inferior to yours ." Women do it to make themselves feel better.....sad really | |||
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"This kind of post makes me look at the OP's pics. Shame we aren't allowed to comment on profiles " | |||
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" (Btw mines neat and tidy) Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you? I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up " Apparently it hurts when you laugh and Pepsi comes out of your nose. Thanks for letting me find that out, appreciate it. | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " We ARE all different (thank god) - not all of us are so judgemental and accept that everyone is different and that's what preferences are for. | |||
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"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world." Regardless of your motive behind the post the comments made were unkind and pretty bitchy about something people largely have no control over. When people don't know you they can only go on the things you choose to post and content of your posts if they come across as poor in thought and content then you need to adjust the way you post | |||
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"Glad someone Knows what im getting at" If you use the reply quote button then people will know who you're responding too | |||
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"I'm lucky that I can really suck a cock. They don't give a fuck about a flappy fanny once my mouth is around their cock " | |||
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"Wowee whoppee pants! Congratulations OP on having a fine pussy and putting other women down, do you want a badge? " Yeah but how do you know its finer just because she said so? Could look like a red sock hanging between her legs for all we know | |||
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"No i dnt mean size I meant looking at Some are splayed out, and all crumbled up .wrinkly etc Mine are smooth and big. That's very nice for you but there is usually much more to a person than their genitals. I think you are being rude and unkind about something that people have no control over." What they said | |||
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"I was asking a question" Indeed you were but you were also using derogatory terms to describe other women's genitals. Your question is being answered but probably not in the way you wanted it to be, that happens when people disagree with what you say | |||
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"Posts like this make me laugh! A pussy a pussy.. I bet most men wouldn't look at a woman with her legs spread wide open at a meet and decide her pussy looks too wrinkly to fuck " My point exactly | |||
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"Im seeing a lot of ladies missing what i was trying to get at. I didnt intend to upset. Was just asking a question. But its interesting how the spitfulness is arising To many women im a room What they say a Catfight!!! This is lighthearted banter so lets leave like that. Xxx" Ok. Have another go at explaining what you meant? | |||
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"Im seeing a lot of ladies missing what i was trying to get at. I didnt intend to upset. Was just asking a question. But its interesting how the spitfulness is arising To many women im a room What they say a Catfight!!! This is lighthearted banter so lets leave like that. Xxx" there was no lightheartedNess in that at all. | |||
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"Yeah a big badge Shame some people to serious, i like a laugh. " You hide it well with posts like your original. | |||
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"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world." Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world | |||
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"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world. Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world" No harm in trying tho | |||
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"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world. Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world" Would be very very sore | |||
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"Yeah a big badge Shame some people to serious, i like a laugh. " Wasn't very funny. When your perfect~ try again | |||
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"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world. Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world" apparently having a neat and tidy foof proves youve only fucked a few times ...didnt you know? | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere " I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere " hey more to grab | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere " ^^^^^^^ | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low " Oh !! But she started it | |||
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"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world." REALLY?!?!?!?!?! And you're not trying to be unkind | |||
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"The bigger lips give you more to chew on " Yes do it for me too better then a slit | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low " Just speaking in general terms though saying theres more off putting things, i havent made reference or aimed it at anyone | |||
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"You have to take the flack, like the rest of us, if something bad is posted. Anything shallow, will set people off. Her" So to sum up; the op came across as; I think my pussy is more attractive than other women's. Not gone well this, gas it? | |||
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"Yet again women hating on women What is it with this place? There are things that put me off people,the shape of their pussy would be way down on the list " | |||
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"You have to take the flack, like the rest of us, if something bad is posted. Anything shallow, will set people off. Her So to sum up; the op came across as; I think my pussy is more attractive than other women's. Not gone well this, gas it? " yes she has, and no it hasn't, anything like that I don't like. Her | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low Oh !! But she started it " Really? Did that argument work when you were six? Because it doesn't work now. | |||
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" (Btw mines neat and tidy) Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you? I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up Apparently it hurts when you laugh and Pepsi comes out of your nose. Thanks for letting me find that out, appreciate it. " You're very welcome | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere hey more to grab " A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere hey more to grab A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird " did he get put off? I use to hate it but realised they can't get my cookie without playing around with the jar so pushed the weirdness out | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere hey more to grab A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird did he get put off? I use to hate it but realised they can't get my cookie without playing around with the jar so pushed the weirdness out " No,he was enjoying squeezing. His mouth was busy downstairs at the time | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " Why start a thread criticising women's genitals? And then boast about your own? Attention-seeking AND misogynistic.... | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere hey more to grab A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird did he get put off? I use to hate it but realised they can't get my cookie without playing around with the jar so pushed the weirdness out No,he was enjoying squeezing. His mouth was busy downstairs at the time " | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere hey more to grab A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird did he get put off? I use to hate it but realised they can't get my cookie without playing around with the jar so pushed the weirdness out No,he was enjoying squeezing. His mouth was busy downstairs at the time " I think its the way females think. But we are all beautiful. Fat, skinny, flappy parts, tall, short etc. We're all perfect in our own way | |||
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"I cannot stand pussy's.were there are long inner lips hanging out,I like them when you cannot see the inner lips,so much nicer when you pull them apart for a good licking they look so much nicer,not like a cockerel comb. " Well timed insensitive input | |||
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"I cannot stand pussy's.were there are long inner lips hanging out,I like them when you cannot see the inner lips,so much nicer when you pull them apart for a good licking they look so much nicer,not like a cockerel comb. Well timed insensitive input " clearly didn't read all the comments above. | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low Oh !! But she started it Really? Did that argument work when you were six? Because it doesn't work now. " Oh pardon me for forgetting to hold up the 'sarcasm' card and adding a 'lol' at the end | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere " I have a big belly. my pussy is not over fucked so think it's ok | |||
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"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world." So saying that 'some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears. Lips all flowing everywhere' and that they're 'like that through fucking half of the world' is you trying not to be unkind? Really? So do you really think your comments are complimentary? | |||
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"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe " Aw that a shame; I hoped it was a yess yess! | |||
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"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe " Hi Noo Noo mines a flower | |||
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"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe " My fb calls it a haahoo why I have no clue lol | |||
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"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe My fb calls it a haahoo why I have no clue lol " Loving that one!!! ...at least it's lightened this thread hehe | |||
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"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe My fb calls it a haahoo why I have no clue lol " mine is a mooey | |||
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"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe My fb calls it a haahoo why I have no clue lol mine is a mooey " Hey I was brought up using mooey!!....although mine is spelt mooie! Lol | |||
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"Wowee whoppee pants! Congratulations OP on having a fine pussy and putting other women down, do you want a badge? Yeah but how do you know its finer just because she said so? Could look like a red sock hanging between her legs for all we know " LOOOOOOL! | |||
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"I cannot stand pussy's.were there are long inner lips hanging out,I like them when you cannot see the inner lips,so much nicer when you pull them apart for a good licking they look so much nicer,not like a cockerel comb. " So if a woman takes her knicks off and she has particularly long labia would you refuse to carry on? | |||
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"This kind of post makes me look at the OP's pics. Shame we aren't allowed to comment on profiles " | |||
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"Actually it's other things that turn me right off. An ugly personality is top of the list " | |||
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"Oh dear Enigmaic1 just walked into the bedroom, pulled her towel open and said..... Is my fou fou flappy..... No dear it's perfectly formed " does it taste ok though? | |||
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"My pussy died over a year ago now. My cunt (or quim depending on audience and mood) is alive, well and giving me pleasure whatever it looks like. " Liking quim too!! | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " love cauliflower | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) love cauliflower " And cheese | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " May i ask if you haven't seen a ladies bits before and you look down and think ugh gross would you stop the play? Just a thought as when we ask for face pics from guys/couples we get face pics and sometimes willy pics.We have NEVER had a pic of a women's bits sent when asking for a face pic... | |||
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"No i dnt mean size I meant looking at Some are splayed out, and all crumbled up .wrinkly etc Mine are smooth and big." im suprised yours arent stuck up your own arse along with your head | |||
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"Can I let the ladies into a secret? Guys don't look for your physical faults. They look for the things they like. You may say 'my thighs are big' or 'I have a baby belly'. Guys will focus on your best points. Your smooth skin. Your eyes. Your lovely boobs. Ladies may look for something to pull you down a bit but blokes don't. They see what's good about you. Honest. I know this stuff!!!! " Bang to rights there, As a Certified Bloke i can honestly say that when it gets to a point where i am in physical contact with a Ladies body the last thing i am thinking about is inspecting it and making comparisons, Gimp | |||
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" (Btw mines neat and tidy) Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you? I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up Do you? I just tuck mine in my socks " Makes a lovely scarf in winter.just throw mine over my shoulders | |||
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"Oh dear Enigmaic1 just walked into the bedroom, pulled her towel open and said..... Is my fou fou flappy..... No dear it's perfectly formed " PMSL | |||
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"Oh dear Enigmaic1 just walked into the bedroom, pulled her towel open and said..... Is my fou fou flappy..... No dear it's perfectly formed PMSL " I actually did Chelle...got a bit paranoid about my noo noo hehhe | |||
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"This kind of post makes me look at the OP's pics. Shame we aren't allowed to comment on profiles " You as well? | |||
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"I've probably fucked half the world and mine arnt like that so don't think fucking makes them any different. " I just looked. Can confirm a tight lookin foof | |||
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"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name " Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one? | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " Such style you have. | |||
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"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one? " How about Oswiu and Eowa? Now I've made the suggestions, it's up to you two to divvy them up | |||
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"I love the look of my pussy!!!! Your commenting on how others women's pussys look why don't u show us a picture and let us critique yours.... See how you feel when we call yours wrinkley ??????" | |||
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"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world. Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world" | |||
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"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one? How about Oswiu and Eowa? Now I've made the suggestions, it's up to you two to divvy them up " Allsports, I'll give you first dibs as I'm not really feeling the love for either | |||
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"Yet again women hating on women What is it with this place? There are things that put me off people,the shape of their pussy would be way down on the list Love this " | |||
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"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken " I saved you a seat | |||
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"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one? How about Oswiu and Eowa? Now I've made the suggestions, it's up to you two to divvy them up Allsports, I'll give you first dibs as I'm not really feeling the love for either " Lol not sure how to pronounce either lol Fancy tasting my Oswiu pms | |||
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"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken I saved you a seat " may I squeeze on the edge please | |||
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"Oh dear Enigmaic1 just walked into the bedroom, pulled her towel open and said..... Is my fou fou flappy..... No dear it's perfectly formed " | |||
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"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one? How about Oswiu and Eowa? Now I've made the suggestions, it's up to you two to divvy them up Allsports, I'll give you first dibs as I'm not really feeling the love for either Lol not sure how to pronounce either lol Fancy tasting my Oswiu pms " Doesn't quite has the ring to it does it?....Tina, sorry, forum insurance or not, but quite pant suggestions....any others? | |||
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"Off to the allotment, to compare mine. Her" There will be a slug there that resembles mine | |||
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"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken I saved you a seat may I squeeze on the edge please " We can all share my toffees and thanks, Miss Petite | |||
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"Didn't know a fashion show was held...long as it does the job well that's all that matters. That made me laugh. How many profiles say , wanted big 8inch min.....yep size doesnt matter lol Her" | |||
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"Didn't know a fashion show was held...long as it does the job well that's all that matters. That made me laugh. How many profiles say , wanted big 8inch min.....yep size doesnt matter lol Her " referring to mens cock obviously | |||
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"Off to the allotment, to compare mine. Her There will be a slug there that resembles mine " ha ha, off to get my Butternut squash really Her | |||
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" (Btw mines neat and tidy) Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you? I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up Do you? I just tuck mine in my socks Makes a lovely scarf in winter.just throw mine over my shoulders " Ha well mine makes super slippers | |||
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"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken I saved you a seat may I squeeze on the edge please " Only if your flaps are small, pretty, smooth and won't take up much space. | |||
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"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken I saved you a seat may I squeeze on the edge please Only if your flaps are small, pretty, smooth and won't take up much space. " best give it a miss then | |||
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"Can I let the ladies into a secret? Guys don't look for your physical faults. They look for the things they like. You may say 'my thighs are big' or 'I have a baby belly'. Guys will focus on your best points. Your smooth skin. Your eyes. Your lovely boobs. Ladies may look for something to pull you down a bit but blokes don't. They see what's good about you. Honest. I know this stuff!!!! " | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " From some of your other posts on this and other threads it's clear you have quite serious self esteem issues. Does it make you feel better to put other people down? Do you realise that by being rude about other people, some people will be rude to you? | |||
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"Who do you think you are some director?" Click on 'quote' then people know who/ which post you are ranting at. | |||
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"This stuff is classic, ya couldn't make it up." so true x | |||
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"Who do you think you are some director? Click on 'quote' then people know who/ which post you are ranting at." As i said before i wasnt getting at anybody or being unkind.was being curious to people views. | |||
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"Who do you think you are some director? Click on 'quote' then people know who/ which post you are ranting at. As i said before i wasnt getting at anybody or being unkind.was being curious to people views." But if a lady had issues with how she looked she would be upset by your original post. There are ways of asking for people's opinions without being rude and hurtful. Perhaps you were just asking a question. People may think a lot of things... but they are tactful. | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " ...all pussys are perfect to me, it doesnt matter what they look like | |||
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" I need say no more!!!" Thank fuck for that! About time ya hushed ya gums. All women of every shape and form should be recognised and celebrated for her individuality. I thank the fucking lord above for being me! Because no one can be me as well as me. Just as other women are who they are and should be proud. I feel no need to put anyone down. Too comfy in my own skin for all that shizz.... Peace to you and your notsofloppyfoof. I'm sure women aspire for your so called perfection (gawdhelpum) | |||
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"Who do you think you are some director? Click on 'quote' then people know who/ which post you are ranting at. As i said before i wasnt getting at anybody or being unkind.was being curious to people views." Quite a backtrack from your other posts calling someone a twat and the other saying that the foos of some women who have posted make you glad that you did your original OP. Of course all done in a passive aggressive fashion. You are a regular forumite. You know how this works USE THE REPLY AND QUOTE FUNCTION. How you can say that you werent being unkind in your original post is laughable. Just shows you to be very insecure about your own flaws, which will be numerous as no one is perfect, that you have to attack other women about something they have no control over. All very sad really. | |||
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"Can I let the ladies into a secret? Guys don't look for your physical faults. They look for the things they like. You may say 'my thighs are big' or 'I have a baby belly'. Guys will focus on your best points. Your smooth skin. Your eyes. Your lovely boobs. Ladies may look for something to pull you down a bit but blokes don't. They see what's good about you. Honest. I know this stuff!!!! " well said... | |||
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"Yet again women hating on women What is it with this place? There are things that put me off people,the shape of their pussy would be way down on the list " What if the pussy was shaped like an octagon? | |||
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"Off for a lie down in a darkened room with two pink pills. In the words of Victor Meldrew ..."I do not believe it!!!" That someone can make such a statement and then claim it to be "lighthearted"... " | |||
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" What if the pussy was shaped like an octagon? " or an Octopus? Mind you that makes it an Octopussy and James Bond would be there, too. | |||
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"When you Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God) But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off Lips all flowing everywhere Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off (Btw mines neat and tidy) " pmsl ... how about I start a: "people who cant take a good picture to save their lives thread" You are up Bull and Sub! Not a nice topic to be making fun about at all. | |||
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