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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am after some assistance please from you lovely fabsters. Ideally from the women but advice from all is welcome.

I am after a helpful lady to help me redesign my profile, I know it's not the best so would like help re-writing it and choosing my pics etc.

Please msg me if your willing to help

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you need a lady to help you redesign your profile? ? It's your profile. It should be about you, not a stranger's interpretation of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol you have been told dude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you need a lady to help you redesign your profile? ? It's your profile. It should be about you, not a stranger's interpretation of you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are several of these threads every day.... Anyone else think they should be titled ...look at me...look at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And let me guess, the lucky lady will be rewarded with ..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me..... definitely a look at me job.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I am after some assistance please from you lovely fabsters. Ideally from the women but advice from all is welcome.

I am after a helpful lady to help me redesign my profile, I know it's not the best so would like help re-writing it and choosing my pics etc.

Please msg me if your willing to help

Thanks"

Surely a successful guy would be a better bet? But as said above, do your own profile,. then it will be you people read about, not someone else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all your comments, I do agree that I should be writing my profile myself. Just after a little help/advice as I'm crap at writing this sort of thing about myself.

Yes maybe a successful guy would be of more help. I know it may look like a look at me type of post but I am honestly just after your help.

I'll have a look at things and try to come up with a better self profile then I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude you're just trying to go against the grain of evolution. If you're incapable of attracting a mate your sperm shouldn't be in the gene pool. It's brutal I know...but it has to come from you...you can't feed off someone elses moonshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dude you're just trying to go against the grain of evolution. If you're incapable of attracting a mate your sperm shouldn't be in the gene pool. It's brutal I know...but it has to come from you...you can't feed off someone elses moonshine"

I need some female assistance too, got a big bulge in the front of my trousers, any horny women help me out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are several of these threads every day.... Anyone else think they should be titled ...look at me...look at me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dude you're just trying to go against the grain of evolution. If you're incapable of attracting a mate your sperm shouldn't be in the gene pool. It's brutal I know...but it has to come from you...you can't feed off someone elses moonshine

I need some female assistance too, got a big bulge in the front of my trousers, any horny women help me out ? "

Hahaha so funny

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

I just love the helpfulness in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have not even tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just love the helpfulness in the forums"

lol yeah believe it or not I was actually trying to be helpful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have cleared everything off it for now till I can get round to spending time on trying to come up with a decent profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cleared everything off it for now till I can get round to spending time on trying to come up with a decent profile."

Good luck. Think of it as a process...you're probably gonna go through a few rewrites...just like a CV. We spent an age on our latest...but after a few chats on here we're beginning to think we may need a rewrite. So basically you'll learn and improve as you go along. Stay faithful to who you are and what you're looking for...that's our motto

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have cleared everything off it for now till I can get round to spending time on trying to come up with a decent profile.

Good luck. Think of it as a process...you're probably gonna go through a few rewrites...just like a CV. We spent an age on our latest...but after a few chats on here we're beginning to think we may need a rewrite. So basically you'll learn and improve as you go along. Stay faithful to who you are and what you're looking for...that's our motto "

Thanks, it does seem that it could be a long drawn out and evolving matter

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Dude you're just trying to go against the grain of evolution. If you're incapable of attracting a mate your sperm shouldn't be in the gene pool. It's brutal I know...but it has to come from you...you can't feed off someone elses moonshine"

I brew my own rootin tootin moonshine, it'll blow your socks off, Yeeeeehaaaaa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might want to broaden your interests. I know 'safe sex' is lovely...but why wouldn't you want a bit of voyeur action if it was offered?

We only turned off stuff we're really not into...anything else...we're happy to try it at least once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dude you're just trying to go against the grain of evolution. If you're incapable of attracting a mate your sperm shouldn't be in the gene pool. It's brutal I know...but it has to come from you...you can't feed off someone elses moonshine

I brew my own rootin tootin moonshine, it'll blow your socks off, Yeeeeehaaaaa! "

lol Think I need some of that tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You might want to broaden your interests. I know 'safe sex' is lovely...but why wouldn't you want a bit of voyeur action if it was offered?

We only turned off stuff we're really not into...anything else...we're happy to try it at least once lol "

Again, thanks. I'm getting there I hope. I'll have a go at the text tomorrow then onto refining my pics as I'm seeing take lots of cock pics are bad too

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"

Surely a successful guy would be a better bet?"

But if a guy is successful why would he help increase the competition?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Surely a successful guy would be a better bet?

But if a guy is successful why would he help increase the competition?"

All very true, but I'd like to think there would be at least one kind person that would pass on their wisedom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the more successful men on here have great pictures of not just cock but also good torso pics and smart dress. Your pics come across as a little hurried.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of the more successful men on here have great pictures of not just cock but also good torso pics and smart dress. Your pics come across as a little hurried. "

Thanks, I'll see about finding some nice pics from different occasions etc. Yes some of them are hurried, always difficult to choose/take a decent pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are several of these threads every day.... Anyone else think they should be titled ...look at me...look at me?"

Me. 99.9% of the time the OP ignores the advice given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better off looking at a male profiles that seem to have the sort of success you crave - see what they write - just be yourself is what ladies want really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Your profile doesn't really say what you have to offer someone just all about you and what you want. Say something about how you can please a lady

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Your profile doesn't really say what you have to offer someone just all about you and what you want. Say something about how you can please a lady"

He's got a long hose

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Your profile doesn't really say what you have to offer someone just all about you and what you want. Say something about how you can please a lady

He's got a long hose "

Contrary to popular belief it isn't all about size.

Unless to massive or a micro cock, but sexual encounters can be just as fun without sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you need a lady to help you redesign your profile? ? It's your profile. It should be about you, not a stranger's interpretation of you."

At least he could say women have messaged him

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By *ark NoirMan
over a year ago

London


"

Surely a successful guy would be a better bet?

But if a guy is successful why would he help increase the competition?"

Oh lord there it is.........competition. Why are we competing? Can't we all just fuck each other and be friends? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Surely a successful guy would be a better bet?

But if a guy is successful why would he help increase the competition?

Oh lord there it is.........competition. Why are we competing? Can't we all just fuck each other and be friends? lol"

Exactly, that's what I would have thought. After all any help and guidance would help everyone in the long run. We are all here for good times. Let's all get along and enjoy each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Competition? I'm gonna stick my neck out here and say that even if you guys really could hold your competitive natures at bay (which I doubt...personally I'd imagine that the minute you're on top of the situation you'd be keen to make sure you had it all to yourself and not just give a helping hand up to any nerd who said pretty please)...even if you were the most charitable saint...competition would still exist...why?

Because women aren't objects. They are perfectly right to be choosey about who they're gonna let inside them or not...and it's that VIP pass to pussy land that us men are all competing for in the first place.

So statements like 'why cant we all have a bit and be happy' infer an underlying disrespect for the women that would presumably be being passed around. I'm not getting at you...I'm just saying you're likely to have much more success with the ladies if you can understand their perspective. Posts like the one you just made could easily be taken the wrong way by a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Competition? I'm gonna stick my neck out here and say that even if you guys really could hold your competitive natures at bay (which I doubt...personally I'd imagine that the minute you're on top of the situation you'd be keen to make sure you had it all to yourself and not just give a helping hand up to any nerd who said pretty please)...even if you were the most charitable saint...competition would still exist...why?

Because women aren't objects. They are perfectly right to be choosey about who they're gonna let inside them or not...and it's that VIP pass to pussy land that us men are all competing for in the first place.

So statements like 'why cant we all have a bit and be happy' infer an underlying disrespect for the women that would presumably be being passed around. I'm not getting at you...I'm just saying you're likely to have much more success with the ladies if you can understand their perspective. Posts like the one you just made could easily be taken the wrong way by a woman."

My last comment about all helping each other and enjoying each other was to everyone really. I know it was in reply to a comment about competative guys. I fully respect everyone on here and that's why I was looking for the advice in the first place. I've had some really good feedback and hope it continues (from male and female)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh If you're making the comment...why can't we all just be nicer to each other? Then yes that's different from "why can't we all help each other to get a shag?". I totally agree Fab's forums are not a nice place to be. Thankfully my private communications with people on Fab have mostly been lovely. I'd divorce the forums off in your mind from the rest of Fab...they're just entirely different. Even the chatrooms are more civil lol and that's saying something I've made friends everywhere but on the forums. Elsewhere it's easy to let the real you come through, relax and have a chuckle...on here everyone's always out looking for fresh blood to spill. It works for people who, I suspect, we're good in the school yard...but it's not really much better than that so I tend to take it with a pinch of salt and will, more than likely, be moving on from it soon myself ...just after the next post honest lol who am I kidding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhh If you're making the comment...why can't we all just be nicer to each other? Then yes that's different from "why can't we all help each other to get a shag?". I totally agree Fab's forums are not a nice place to be. Thankfully my private communications with people on Fab have mostly been lovely. I'd divorce the forums off in your mind from the rest of Fab...they're just entirely different. Even the chatrooms are more civil lol and that's saying something I've made friends everywhere but on the forums. Elsewhere it's easy to let the real you come through, relax and have a chuckle...on here everyone's always out looking for fresh blood to spill. It works for people who, I suspect, we're good in the school yard...but it's not really much better than that so I tend to take it with a pinch of salt and will, more than likely, be moving on from it soon myself ...just after the next post honest lol who am I kidding "

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