FabSwingers.com forum: how big should a mans balls be?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never looked at other guys but wondered

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

They come in a variety of sizes... Like almost all body parts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like mine.. swedish meatballs from ikea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine are two seem to swell to 1.5 inches, when i am gaging for it,

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Does it matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did not realise there was a standard size they are all different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pop them in a grow bag they double in size

If you are worried see the doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine magically reduce in size after I've blown my spuds!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Depends what ball sport hes into I suppose!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Never looked at other guys but wondered

I often look at other guys and wonder.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Never looked at other guys but wondered

I often look at other guys and wonder. "

You & your closet! Haha

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Some of the threads today have been ... stringy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will just pop upstairs to get my EU standard ball size gauge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough to fit in my mouth.

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By *ity Slickers PartiesCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Milan, Italy

That reminds me an old joke:

What's the difference between jehovah witness and the balls?

None! Because the always come in two's and they never let them in :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so big that they won't fit in my mouth please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates are huge, the girls love them, he hates them.

Hurts when sitting a lot of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they drag on the floor they are too big, if you cant see them your probably a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you pop them in a grow bag they double in size

If you are worried see the doctor "

Or tap then sharply in turn with a toffee hammer.

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I've been told mine are big (my last ex said they were youge, I think that's a teesside saying) but I said I've got nothing to compare em to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work with a bricklayer who was always bragging he had the biggest bollox in Harefield.

He used to walk bow legged to accommodate them. One day he way bragging so a chippie said show us then.

Quick as a flash trousers down he whipped them out. Size of oranges bloody massive.

Chist. H. We said have u been to doc's? No he said

6 months later he was dead testicular cancer.

So very seriously guy's if you're concerned about them being too big. Or they hurt or unusual lumps get them checked. Sorry to hijacked thread but needs to be said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like my husbands they are not too big or too small.

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how big should a mans balls be?

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Pendulous .... as in dog latin "plumbum pendulosis" (swinging the lead). Seriously, big is good and very necessary if you're a repeat cumer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never realy cared about the old fellas until a lady told me I had a nice pair! She whispers (guys name) are a bit droopy Do you mind if I have a feel? She then said mmmm nice

strangest complement I've ever had! Now as you can't really do anything about em except a trim I wouldn't realy bother about them unless there is some exercise that I didn't know about to lift them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you pop them in a grow bag they double in size

If you are worried see the doctor

Or tap then sharply in turn with a toffee hammer."
Hahahahaha! Def this xx

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

Remember an old mate of mine, who had the nickname: spacehopper. Now they were big!

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

this big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So they fit in my little hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends on how hard ya kick them

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

They should be big enough to get you in trouble

..and you should be man enough to handle them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a lot of bollocks this thread is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a contender for the stupidest post on fab ...that and all the other nonsense about BBC and Cock sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Devizes

Who had Balls of differing sizes

One was so small

You could hardly see it at all

But the other won lots of prizes

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By *ikerswingCouple
over a year ago

mcr

more than a mouthful is a waste love sucking Mr balls while he's sat on a fat cock Mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us only have one x I was offered a prosthetic x but when told I couldn't have an xl one I declined their £600 offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young man from Devizes

Who had Balls of differing sizes

One was so small

You could hardly see it at all

But the other won lots of prizes"

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There was a young lady from Madrid

Who swore that she'd never been rid

Along came an Italian

With balls like a stallion's

And he rid her

By Jove

He did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will just pop upstairs to get my EU standard ball size gauge

The technical name for that is a goniometer...

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By *ity Slickers PartiesCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Milan, Italy

"Will just pop upstairs to get my EU standard ball size gauge

The technical name for that is a goniometer..."

That's to measure angles... more appropriate for doggy style... perhaps we should invent a "ballsmeter"?

You can use the spaghetti portion measure for the girth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will just pop upstairs to get my EU standard ball size gauge

The technical name for that is a goniometer...

That's to measure angles... more appropriate for doggy style... perhaps we should invent a "ballsmeter"?

You can use the spaghetti portion measure for the girth!

That would be a great chat up like ooh by the way darling my balls are a 4 person meal size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger than marbles

Smaller than space hoppers

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

When ya have to consider slapping em in a wheelbarrow... They could be considered a tadd too big?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will just pop upstairs to get my EU standard ball size gauge

The technical name for that is a goniometer...

That's to measure angles..."

Yes, but also testes - trust me, I'm a doctor...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When ya have to consider slapping em in a wheelbarrow... They could be considered a tadd too big?!

I thinking you have been reading VIZ

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"When ya have to consider slapping em in a wheelbarrow... They could be considered a tadd too big?!

I thinking you have been reading VIZ"
no, but i do have a wheelbarrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see future pics of men holding tennis balls oranges or even king eddie's next to their balls

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