FabSwingers.com forum: advice on fucking a mom

By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

A really sexy looking lady at school dropping her daughter keeps looking at me and its obvious she likes me...

Problem is i dont think its right chatting up a women with kids about.

What do you think i should do about it?

Shes very very sexy too...slim...dark hair...im going hard here lol.

Please advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait until you have dropped the kids off, then strike up a conversation on the way back out the gates

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm sure you can strike up a conversation with her in general with the kids around without sounding like a sex pest. Us single mums aren't lepers just because we have our kids with us you know

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

I know but im very direct lol.

Im going to tell her how she makes my morning everyday lol

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Seeing as Sydney isnt about ill give you the advice he would give.

take her to morrisons.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I'm sure you can strike up a conversation with her in general with the kids around without sounding like a sex pest. Us single mums aren't lepers just because we have our kids with us you know

Just be sure she is a single mom & definitely interested in you

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

She might be married...what do i do then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A really sexy looking lady at school dropping her daughter keeps looking at me and its obvious she likes me...

Problem is i dont think its right chatting up a women with kids about.

What do you think i should do about it?

Shes very very sexy too...slim...dark hair...im going hard here lol.

Please advice

Speak to her first before assuming she wants to fuck

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"She might be married...what do i do then??"

You hold a civilised conversation bud, that isn't too hard to do is it

Treat her like any other lady & don't assume a smile or fluttering eyes means 'fuck me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake mannnn talk to her stop being a pussy. You walk up good morning she says morning then you ..... Fill the blanks in your not a complete moron.

You could say like we do on here alright love fancy a fuck can I tickle ya minge. But be prepared for a whack or she may say ok then if she did by the sound of it you'd shit ya self lol hey better not be my missus lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She might be married...what do i do then??"

you keep it on a friendly basis. Did you need to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She might be married...what do i do then??

you keep it on a friendly basis. Did you need to ask? "

Blah blah blah fucking hell shall come and show what to do too. Be a caveman and man up

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Seeing as Sydney isnt about ill give you the advice he would give.

take her to morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advise on fucking a mom what a load of horse shit. What about a gilf there's some sexy young granny's out there she could be a gilf or a dilf you never know untill you ask bwhahahaha

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Shes not a gilf...shes too young...

Im going to be direct tomorrow.....

Be my normal self x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes not a gilf...shes too young...

Im going to be direct tomorrow.....

Be my normal self x

Normal self god help her be a man be a caveman but with out the club and dragging by hair lol

Never be any think but ya self hate false people say as is and do how ever

Be a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes not a gilf...shes too young...

Im going to be direct tomorrow.....

Be my normal self x

Could be a dilf thou lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"She might be married...what do i do then??

You hold a civilised conversation bud, that isn't too hard to do is it

Treat her like any other lady & don't assume a smile or fluttering eyes means 'fuck me'

You are a wise man.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

just a quick question .... is she American?

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Shes a sexy brummie.....

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"Shes a sexy brummie....."

so she is a Mum then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy brummie ohhh my days if I never have seen one I must off kept my eyes closed all my life. I'm from brum originally where in brum is this sexy milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the most infantile thread I have ever read (not the respondants- the advice has been pretty sensible).

In the sage words of the good doctor in one of his many jokes, `pull yourself together then!`

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

She is definatly a mom.....

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

She's a YILF

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"She is definatly a mom.....

What makes her a mom rather than a Mum?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Be careful as she may be offended if you are too direct especially in the playground. A convo is ok but anyone talking too sexual around me in a kids environment would not work for me at all... Just an opinion.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

wear a fab t-shirt see if she smiles..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be careful as she may be offended if you are too direct especially in the playground. A convo is ok but anyone talking too sexual around me in a kids environment would not work for me at all... Just an opinion."

Or where I come from 'over step the mark all caveman like' is more likely to result in a kick in the bollocks.

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

There are young gilfs around .

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Shes a sexy brummie.....

so she is a Mum then!!!"

No, in Birmingham we say mom, not mum.

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

Bloody hell....my first question to her will be are you a milf or a gilf lol

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Bloody hell....my first question to her will be are you a milf or a gilf lol"

Her first answer to you will be a knee in your groin!! & be polite there are going to be other parents & kids in the vicinity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell....my first question to her will be are you a milf or a gilf lol"

Bwhahahahahaha mate you need to google people skills this forum is a waste of time your going to end up getting the shit kicked out of ya by an angry mob of parents. All we do is take the piss and have banter well all I do anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advice on fucking a mom

You assume she wants fucked based on looks? Dear god! Sometimes I despair!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Advice on fucking a mom

You assume she wants fucked based on looks? Dear god! Sometimes I despair! "

You too huh?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait for tomorrows forum post 'Has anybody ever shagged the police officer that arrested them?'

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I can't wait for tomorrows forum post 'Has anybody ever shagged the police officer that arrested them?'"

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By *351Man
over a year ago

romford

"I can't wait for tomorrows forum post 'Has anybody ever shagged the police officer that arrested them?'"

Or better still how do I ask the nice WPC if she would like to fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say hi and walk away. Let her crave you more than you crave her......build it up a bit everyday. And be careful. Talk about her child. Yours and hers might be in the same classroom lol! Find out more about her by talking to other parents but in a discreet manner. Best of luck! Please dont be a caveman!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advise on fucking a mom what a load of horse shit. What about a gilf there's some sexy young granny's out there she could be a gilf or a dilf you never know untill you ask bwhahahaha "

Wtf are you on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a dilf? Dildo I'd like to fuck?

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

"Shes not a gilf...shes too young...

Im going to be direct tomorrow.....

Be my normal self x

oi! i was a gilf at 33 so ya never know!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Dilf - Dad I'd like to fuck

Yilf - Yam Yam I'd like to fuck. Well she is a Brummy

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

"I can't wait for tomorrows forum post 'Has anybody ever shagged the police officer that arrested them?'"

Lol then it will be, the judge smiled at me.

Is that a come on?

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

Oooooo today's the day will he bottle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dilf - Dad I'd like to fuck

Yilf - Yam Yam I'd like to fuck. Well she is a Brummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need advice talking to women not advice on how to fuck a milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She might be married...what do i do then??"

The same! If she is willing her marital status is irrelevant.....she probably has a day alone to look forward to after dropping the kids and nothing to do until she collects them again and the Husband arrives home. She is probably gagging for some fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A really sexy looking lady at school dropping her daughter keeps looking at me and its obvious she likes me...

Problem is i dont think its right chatting up a women with kids about.

What do you think i should do about it?

Shes very very sexy too...slim...dark hair...im going hard here lol.

Please advice

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Just walk over, smile and say hi, and take it from there conversationally. The girl is looking at you, so tell her that you find her very attractive. It happens everywhere, so go for it. I would, in an instant. And, good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need advice talking to women not advice on how to fuck a milf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think this thread should be renamed to " how to pull at the playground"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooooo.... What happened then spill the beans we are all anxious to find out

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

"A really sexy looking lady at school dropping her daughter keeps looking at me and its obvious she likes me...

She's trying to decide whether to report the creepy bloke who keeps staring at her as only you perceive her nervous and fearful smile as her liking you.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm bewildered a guy of 40 is asking how to chat to a woman !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on OP you either have done the deed or sitting in a cell or you are to ashamed to tell us that she was looking at the hunk who was standin behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She might be married...what do i do then??

Are yes, I agree. Actively pursue a married woman. Nothing like destroying a family unit as long as you get your rocks off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of on the side stuff went on at my kids schools

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"She is definatly a mom.....

What makes her a mom rather than a Mum?"
Well said. Wondering why I keep seeing Mom. Ffs it's Mum, Mum not Mom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes a sexy brummie.....

so she is a Mum then!!!"

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I know a few different people from parts of the uk that use mom instead of mum. They aren't American

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

I dont normally need advice chatting to women...im very confident and chat at ease to every women i meet...i asked because i thought it was strange chatting someone off surounded by kids..

Anyway today......your not going to believe this lol

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Go on tell us....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont normally need advice chatting to women...im very confident and chat at ease to every women i meet...i asked because i thought it was strange chatting someone off surounded by kids..

Anyway today......your not going to believe this lol"

You got arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advice?.. just bend her over and fuck her

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over a year ago

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

Maybe she's Muslim lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mom? Are you one of them American types?

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

The reason i go to the school each morning is to pick up my friend who works by my office so i give her a lift to her work after shes dropped her lad off

She was ill today so didnt need a lift...

I couldnt turn up at the school so hoping shes back in work tomoz lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a waste of time! Your a loser pal!!!

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By *lassyandadventurous OP Man
over a year ago

England and Wales

See how it goes tomorrow....

Slowly slowly catch a monkey....

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

FFS make your mind up whether you want to shag a Mom/Mum/Mam or a Monkey

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

suggest going for a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason i go to the school each morning is to pick up my friend who works by my office so i give her a lift to her work after shes dropped her lad off

She was ill today so didnt need a lift...

I couldnt turn up at the school so hoping shes back in work tomoz lol

Stalker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason i go to the school each morning is to pick up my friend who works by my office so i give her a lift to her work after shes dropped her lad off

She was ill today so didnt need a lift...

I couldnt turn up at the school so hoping shes back in work tomoz lol

Stalker!!"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A really sexy looking lady at school dropping her daughter keeps looking at me and its obvious she likes me...

Problem is i dont think its right chatting up a women with kids about.

What do you think i should do about it?

Shes very very sexy too...slim...dark hair...im going hard here lol.

Please advice

mom! WTF....are you american or do you watch too much porn??

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Regardless of the OP.

I kinda like mom. It brings up a different image to mum.

Mum only brings my own mother to mind, were as mom tends to bring up someone elses.

But that maybe just me. As for the OP. Generally Hello is good for starting a conversation.

You could follow it up with conversation or just a straight forward fancy a fuck?

Both are equally good.

Just make sure you have your running shoes on!!!

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By *hagulikeMan
over a year ago

Essex

Go to Iceland loads of mums there according to the tv adds

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Same as fucking the dad, just up the front bottom not the back one......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in and jiggle it about a bit.

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By *WcplCouple
over a year ago

Tameside

"Shes a sexy brummie.....

so she is a Mum then!!!"
brilliant !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is definatly a mom.....

What makes her a mom rather than a Mum?"

we are English and confused? Not sure what a mom is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the morning? Ask her to get a cup of coffee and if she says yes its game on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See how it goes tomorrow....

Slowly slowly catch a monkey...."
any update OP? I'm curious.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See how it goes tomorrow....

Slowly slowly catch a monkey.... any update OP? I'm curious....."

Doubt it as not all dreams reoccur

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