FabSwingers.com forum: Messages for newbies

By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

No, it's not rude if they read and delete.

They aren't time wasters just because they chatted for a while and chose not to meet you.

You can't verify someone if you're not verified.

Wanna fuck is not a well thought out message.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Aw ? back to the fuckin drawing board foR me then. thanks

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Thank god you posted that in such an understanding way. That will welcome and encourage many folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe you should have posted this in swinging support and advice?

'cos that's where all the newbies look first innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using the block button is an effective use of sites tools

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Thank god you posted that in such an understanding way. That will welcome and encourage many folk. "

Yes, I thought so.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sky remotes are passé, white socks naff, a toilet should never be in the photo, the only thing floating should be you in a swimming pool, if you are a single guy remove all the make up and conditioner and bras from the photo

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

It is your profile, own it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why use 300 words when 6 will do

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Single Men : the best asset you can have is a backbone.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

"Sky remotes are passé, white socks naff, a toilet should never be in the photo, the only thing floating should be you in a swimming pool, if you are a single guy remove all the make up and conditioner and bras from the photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep a sense of humour and have no huge expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a fab doesn't work thread after five days because you're cobbled profile and cock photo didn't cause a queue to form outside your door.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Single women, don't complain about pages of messages. Set your filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

Unfortunately have to add that both ladies and gents should check their underwear is skiddie free before putting on a profile!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Why use 300 words when 6 will do "
why6,2do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why use 300 words when 6 will do why6,2do"

Some people like to drag it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

Unfortunately have to add that both ladies and gents should check their underwear is skiddie free before putting on a profile!"

eewwww

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

You are accountable for YOUR sexual health...

And kudos to those who state they bareback

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Post advice threads in the advice forum

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't think you will get immediate results....be patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If after 6 months you have not had a meet and you are thinking about leaving. Don't fforget to start a thread telling us your off and all the ladies are ignorant and up there own arses

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

they will not force us !

they will stop degrading us !!

they willnot control us !!!

we will be victorious !!!!

so come on !!!!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Being blocked is a blessing

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just because a bi guy looks at your profile doesnt mean you're gay or he fancies you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are wondering :

- what curvy means

- how big VWE is, or

- if there are any sexy older ladies out there

This is the place to ask !

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

If you like being bummed by a strap on... Str, bi & gay....

If you like being bummed with a cock... Gay or bi.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Profiles are written to be read - honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you like being bummed by a strap on... Str, bi & gay....

If you like being bummed with a cock... Gay or bi.

And if you bum TV's but not guys, definately straight

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If you like being bummed by a strap on... Str, bi & gay....

If you like being bummed with a cock... Gay or bi.

If you don't like anything up your arse, you're in good company with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have any questions at all, feel free to PM anyone in this thread apart from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you put 18 to 99 . The 99 year olds are gagging for it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

OP: means 'opening post' or 'original poster'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When posting to the forums, expect serious responses only.

There is no place for sarcasm here

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't bother putting 'genuine' in your profile. It's meaningless, as is the Sydney University warning.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"When posting to the forums, expect serious responses only.

There is no place for sarcasm here "

No shit, Sherlock (and Watson)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When posting to the forums, expect serious responses only.

There is no place for sarcasm here

No shit, Sherlock (and Watson)

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When you finally send your face pic you will probably be blocked . ( or is that just me )

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"When posting to the forums, expect serious responses only.

There is no place for sarcasm here

No shit, Sherlock (and Watson)

When you finally send your face pic you will probably be blocked . ( or is that just me )

Just you, ya too ugly to face the camera!!!

Like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone mentioned start a thread on snog,fuck or avoid? I tried, with therapy and counseling I'm just about over it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When posting to the forums, expect serious responses only.

There is no place for sarcasm here

No shit, Sherlock (and Watson)

When you finally send your face pic you will probably be blocked . ( or is that just me )

Just you, ya too ugly to face the camera!!!

Like me

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yeah we are a pair of fuglies

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

&amp;amp on a profile or status is a site bug, not a secret code.

There's a box on the left hand side on the forums called 'search'. Its amazing how many people before you have asked your question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you like being bummed by a strap on... Str, bi & gay....

If you like being bummed with a cock... Gay or bi.

If you don't like anything up your arse, you're in good company with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna fuck is not a well thought out message."

No but its straight forward

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Wanna fuck is not a well thought out message.

No but its straight forward

As is the block which follows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men do NOT suck cock EVER!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Straight men do NOT suck cock EVER!"

Not even a little bit?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

wanna fuck only works in the forums

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Don't bother putting 'genuine' in your profile. It's meaningless, as is the Sydney University warning. "

Actually, the Sydney University warning is good if you're being warned about the forumite called Sydney University...he's a bit of a sarky git

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Make sure you put 18 to 99 . The 99 year olds are gagging for it

My nan definitely is...check out profile TakesTeethOutForBJs_1915

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending a friend request as initial contact is a bad idea!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

If you're a single male, trying to convince people you're part of a couple won't work. We're not stupid.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

First and Foremost....

Go see Tina and get your FORUM INSURANCE sorted before you post anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you put 18 to 99 . The 99 year olds are gagging for it

My nan definitely is...check out profile TakesTeethOutForBJs_1915"
I met her

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Asking for a last minute meet when you're pissed after the pub probably won't yield positive results.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Make sure you put 18 to 99 . The 99 year olds are gagging for it

My nan definitely is...check out profile TakesTeethOutForBJs_1915 I met her

She told me you weren't too bad for a young un

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Patience is a virtue whilst searching for the elusive unicorn

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Don't ask for profile feedback if you've got no pics or only cock pics, have not set your age preferences, have ticked every single interest, have a one line profile.

It should be blindingly obvious why you're getting no interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy medium I suppose a little patience a face profile pic, cock pics for whoever wants to see them and being polite and unoffending to others

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By *yggeCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

'How are you?' Isn't a message .

Nor 'hi' 'hey' ' how's yous' but they help the recipient realise equal effort will happen in the sack and delete the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When told 'you're not my type' immediately reply with 'what is your type?' We love to copy and paste sections from our public profile for you to read in a message.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

all of the above apply even when the pubs close on Friday n Saturday nights

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you get sent to the naughty step, the first rule of Ban Club is.....unless ya like sitting on steps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't get a reply to your message, they are usually just playing hard to get.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Pretending you have been a member before and that you've chatted to someone who you really haven't doesn't tend to work either.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Do not put apostrophes on plural's. Please.

For the love of god.

You only put apostrophes on where you have removed letters. That's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put "Hi" or "Hello" in the title area of your opening message. It will make you stand out from the 200 others who do the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and pasted messages will save you lots of time.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't complain, whinge or moan. Ranting is fine but only on Thursdays.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh yeah....it's easier on your stress levels if you chill and don't take it all seriously.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Try to eek the riddled ones out theres loads. . . .

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Do not put apostrophes on plural's. Please.

For the love of god.

You only put apostrophes on where you have removed letters. That's all. "

And to show belonging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP: means 'opening post' or 'original poster'..."

I always wanted to ask what this meant but didn't. Not a newbie should know better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they mention something in their profile, then mentioning it in your message is helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why use 300 words when 6 will do "

Make up your minds ppl! You're sending us guys mixed messages! I was actually being efficient with less than 6 words! ..."wanna fuck?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna fuck.. I am horny lol good line to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles are written to be read - honest! "

... and guys are here to be ignored and blocked.... So keep reading profiles keep messaging and smile when your efforts are not aknowledged by a reply. If u send a message never expect a reply,

A face pic ... dont expect ome back.

If you're being told rules and treated as inferior,.show some sense of humour cause its your job to please them.

Its not manners that count here. Its numbers, sizes, cars, houses skin colours, race ect cross your fingers that u have all it takes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy medium I suppose a little patience a face profile pic, cock pics for whoever wants to see them and being polite and unoffending to others

Give over with the helpful advice will you!

We are trying to sort our next few weeks entertainment out here!

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

"Make sure you put 18 to 99 . The 99 year olds are gagging for it

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dont say u love curvy women you have eleminated your chances for a shag.

If you get a lovely verification from a sexy attractive woman, dont be so excited about showing it in your profile. Remember that women straight away compare themself to her and if a bit intimidated by her looks, they wont meet you for that only reason. Then u keep wondering why all those interested women are not chatting anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sign up - leave it for a couple of weeks - come back - delete all messages and winks and then begin "

that advice is for single girl

. or is it both?

. Well I had fun the first week I joined

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By *WcplCouple
over a year ago

Tameside

"No, it's not rude if they read and delete.

They aren't time wasters just because they chatted for a while and chose not to meet you.

You can't verify someone if you're not verified.

Wanna fuck is not a well thought out message."

absolutely spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using the block button is an effective use of sites tools "

I don't know why people don't use it more often. If we are not what someone is looking for then we are happy for them to block us as it saves us coming across their profile and wondering if....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a single guy and I don't have any huge expectations on anything, I live out my rule as a 'whatever happens, happens' kinda thing. I don't look too hard and I don't TRY too hard. The only thing I cand is 'get' hard :p

But seriously I don't take myself too seriously, my dressing up as a cat is my attempt at humour at least.

I've had some great meets in my time, mostly through another website and they have been lovely to me and I do count them as friends.

If you're a new single guy its true that you can expect to work twice as hard to get anyone interested. But thats the whole point of going to socials..

I might not be offended if a profile has blocked me or that I don't fit into their criteria (might sting a little in being rejecte) but thats life, there is some lusty starlet that can find an attraction in anybody. But keep looking until someone, somewhere rolls that dice to take a chance on you. If not for great sex, than for great friendship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, also wanna say 'good post'

I'm Mr. Unconventional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good advice, but to me, mainly.....be exactly yourself and you will reap what you deserve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yeah, also wanna say 'good post'

I'm Mr. Unconventional

Do you have a mug at work that reads 'you don't have to be crazy to work here,but it helps!'.....?

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