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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Know it sounds horrid, but since i've had a baby sometimes when a guy takes his cock out I've been queeffing. How the hell do i stop it? Fb loves the sounds but i think its so unsexy. Had anal for first the other night as well and it keeps happening with that. Kinda putting me of doing it again just because it sounds like i'm farting. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard that word before (never to old to learn) its a natural thing, if air is pumped in it has to come out. It makes me giggle (yes I know, childish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Know it sounds horrid, but since i've had a baby sometimes when a guy takes his cock out I've been queeffing. How the hell do i stop it? Fb loves the sounds but i think its so unsexy. Had anal for first the other night as well and it keeps happening with that. Kinda putting me of doing it again just because it sounds like i'm farting. haha"

I don't think you can stop it... I hate it too, only occasionally happens when we do it doggy... Reggie thinks its hilarious... think its more of an issue for us girls than the guys!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Questing = fanny fart? Perfectly normal and very funny due to my dildoesque sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always known it as Queefing..but then I watch too much South Park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Questing = fanny fart? Perfectly normal and very funny due to my dildoesque sense of humour "

Yes. your right it's funny. Much better to laugh than be embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I see queefs as the vaginas way of gasping for breath after a good long session. A metaphorical thank you if you will

But I wouldn't worry about it, unless you are using queefs as an excuse to cover up for your farts

Happy fabbing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll try and laugh it off next time! haha. apparently its hot to the fb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean you're a beautiful woman it would take more than some fanny talking to deter me away from your fine self as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I'm odd, but I think its horny that sound, was asking for more of it today lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean you're a beautiful woman it would take more than some fanny talking to deter me away from your fine self as well!"

was directed to to me or someone else? lol. made mistake of thinking it was about me on another post i made and had to leave the conversation to save embarassment. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't worry lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't worry lol"

well thats good then hehe

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

please dont worry or be embarrassed .. the reason your partner laughs and is not bothered by air coming out of you is because he put it in there in the first place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it doesn't come out it gets painful. I sometimes put my fingers in and push around inside to get it out. No one cares. Men know they're pushing it in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever anyone mentions Queefing, I'm always reminded of the scene in Family Guy where Meg and Stewie are sharing a bath, Stewie lets rip under the water complete with bubbles around his bum, then Meg lets one go, but the bubbles come up her front and Stewie freaks out. Has me in stitches every time (you can find it on YouTube)

Nothing wrong with it, it's perfectly normal.

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By *uriosity filled the ....Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Most guys should know its just air which has no other means of escape!

Rather than rancid plop gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop a drinking straw up there during sex and it will equalise the air pressure. Just an idea.......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I break into fits of giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work those pc muscles that helps.. LOVE that scene in family guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens to me, usually after doggy. I find it embarrassing so I giggle. Never had any complaints though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queefing???

Hilarious! perhaps ones pussy is mumbling a grateful, thank you..

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I think pelvic floor exercises that's what a few women have told me but one of my ex who hadn't had a baby queefed

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

you could all start an orchestra lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you could all start an orchestra lol"

at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you could all start an orchestra lol"

Can I apply for the position of conductor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you could all start an orchestra lol

Can I apply for the position of conductor? "
"there may be a lot of stiff opposition for that post!! "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

can you imagine listening to this on a stage haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can you imagine listening to this on a stage haha"
"that is one orchestra i would loveee to see and hear!! it would be a sellout "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

check out the farting nun organ lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't worry lol"

Lover boy are you Justin bieber ? Startling resemblance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7th reply down if you want to see bieber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7th reply down if you want to see bieber "

Haha so he does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it it just makes me giggle doesn't stop me from playing though

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