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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My profile is so god damn good. I challenge anyone to find faults with it. No compliments, just bad points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think u blocked me...so..i will say..its a reasonably

shit profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think u blocked me...so..i will say..its a reasonably

shit profile"

You not blocked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is so god damn good. I challenge anyone to find faults with it. No compliments, just bad points. "

you wear socks that match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great profile..I'd rather see some play pics..I dont think i care for those who think a single should only have pics of them on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read better...

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Is it really all about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is so god damn good. I challenge anyone to find faults with it. No compliments, just bad points. "

1. You repeat yourself in the first sentence.

Lets see what else I can be a smart ass about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is so god damn good. I challenge anyone to find faults with it. No compliments, just bad points.

1. You repeat yourself in the first sentence.

Lets see what else I can be a smart ass about!"

2. Since we aren't friends I can't see that your #5 cream fetish came true.

Yes I'm really splitting hairs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is so god damn good. I challenge anyone to find faults with it. No compliments, just bad points.

1. You repeat yourself in the first sentence.

Lets see what else I can be a smart ass about!

2. Since we aren't friends I can't see that your #5 cream fetish came true.

Yes I'm really splitting hairs!! "

3. There are a few things on your things to do before you die list that make me

Pix are decent though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't fault urs hornyandhot. Good pics and wording. Well done you two lol

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

How can you not have done no.2 on your 'things to do' list yet? It's not an "out there" fantasy. In fact, I wouldn't even put it in the fantasy category.

That's it. That's all I've got...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooo long got bored reading it

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By *avNlillyCouple
over a year ago

east london

Good profile! Agree would like to see some play pics in the public gallery & your massive watermark is a bit off putting.

You clearly know exactly what you want, and state what it is which is refreshing to see!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Play pics? I have always been told not to put play pics on public. Hmm interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My profile is so god damn good. I challenge anyone to find faults with it. No compliments, just bad points.

1. You repeat yourself in the first sentence.

Lets see what else I can be a smart ass about!

2. Since we aren't friends I can't see that your #5 cream fetish came true.

Yes I'm really splitting hairs!!

3. There are a few things on your things to do before you die list that make me

Pix are decent though"

Which things make you go ? Every guy wants these things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it really all about you "

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've read better..."

Pfft I think you will find no single guy has a better one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play pics? I have always been told not to put play pics on public. Hmm interesting "

hmmm I tell everyone to have them...

who u been listening to?..

despite ur possible hotter than me'ness..i think my profile blows urs out the water...so there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play pics? I have always been told not to put play pics on public. Hmm interesting

hmmm I tell everyone to have them...

who u been listening to?..

despite ur possible hotter than me'ness..i think my profile blows urs out the water...so there "

Yeah but you just need to have BBC written somewhere and I won't be able to compete lol. You don't even need good profile so do the right thing and give the rest of us a chance hey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grammar and syntax are appalling. Many contradictions, size 6 curvy women for example. It's also all about what you want rather than what you offer. Far too long as well, I got bored a quarter of the way through.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The grammar and syntax are appalling. Many contradictions, size 6 curvy women for example. It's also all about what you want rather than what you offer. Far too long as well, I got bored a quarter of the way through. "

Grammar: don't care about that

Contradictions: keeps people on their toes I suppose lol

It is all about what I want: that is what I was aiming for.

Too long: yeah is a bit

Yeah you make valid points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err...what's a 'flesh torch?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Err...what's a 'flesh torch?' "

It's really cool. A pushy built into a torch. Genius or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Err...what's a 'flesh torch?'

It's really cool. A pushy built into a torch. Genius or what "

I think I need google images

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tad demanding for me ..... What you going to bring to the table !! Or is it all about what you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tad demanding for me ..... What you going to bring to the table !! Or is it all about what you want? "

Yes it is all about what I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tad demanding for me ..... What you going to bring to the table !! Or is it all about what you want?

Yes it is all about what I want "

Well good luck with that !!!!

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By *usty_n_LustyCouple
over a year ago

Kent

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Tad demanding for me ..... What you going to bring to the table !! Or is it all about what you want?

Yes it is all about what I want

Well good luck with that !!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't need luck, my profile serves me well

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Hmmmmm. It went on and on to the extent that I got bored reading (repetitive)it. .

If it is all about you,then it doesn't really matter what we (others) think..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm. It went on and on to the extent that I got bored reading (repetitive)it. .

If it is all about you,then it doesn't really matter what we (others) think.. "

Well it has to be long as I have a lot to say about myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good pics.

Profile is fine and nothing wrong in it being all about you since this is a hedonistic site (we're here for our own pleasures...).

However, ignoring your age, it's your cockiness in forum posts that would have me running in the opposite direction.

Obviously that's fine as I don't meet your criteria. However it may have the same effect on many who do. Think about it.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good pics.

Profile is fine and nothing wrong in it being all about you since this is a hedonistic site (we're here for our own pleasures...).

However, ignoring your age, it's your cockiness in forum posts that would have me running in the opposite direction.

Obviously that's fine as I don't meet your criteria. However it may have the same effect on many who do. Think about it."

Totally get that. I know I come across in a certain way on forums but I don't use forums to meet. In fact I have never met anyone from forum which I am sure, doesn't surprise you. I can live with that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Good pics.

Profile is fine and nothing wrong in it being all about you since this is a hedonistic site (we're here for our own pleasures...).

However, ignoring your age, it's your cockiness in forum posts that would have me running in the opposite direction.

Obviously that's fine as I don't meet your criteria. However it may have the same effect on many who do. Think about it.

Totally get that. I know I come across in a certain way on forums but I don't use forums to meet. In fact I have never met anyone from forum which I am sure, doesn't surprise you. I can live with that "

I think it could be improved greatly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!"

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good pics.

Profile is fine and nothing wrong in it being all about you since this is a hedonistic site (we're here for our own pleasures...).

However, ignoring your age, it's your cockiness in forum posts that would have me running in the opposite direction.

Obviously that's fine as I don't meet your criteria. However it may have the same effect on many who do. Think about it.

Totally get that. I know I come across in a certain way on forums but I don't use forums to meet. In fact I have never met anyone from forum which I am sure, doesn't surprise you. I can live with that I think it could be improved greatly "

Kk how? Let's have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back "

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Good pics.

Profile is fine and nothing wrong in it being all about you since this is a hedonistic site (we're here for our own pleasures...).

However, ignoring your age, it's your cockiness in forum posts that would have me running in the opposite direction.

Obviously that's fine as I don't meet your criteria. However it may have the same effect on many who do. Think about it.

Totally get that. I know I come across in a certain way on forums but I don't use forums to meet. In fact I have never met anyone from forum which I am sure, doesn't surprise you. I can live with that I think it could be improved greatly

Kk how? Let's have it "

why? You seem to be perfectly happy with it, but if I was what you where looking for it wouldn't be the sort of profile I would be interested in coupled with your posts in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!"

A fuck and go meet; which I don't do lol. Thank thee kindly though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla CupcakeP.s ice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest "

You are not a single guy. If a single guy has better profile, I'll take notice. Please. P.s you should see someone about the face twitching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good pics.

Profile is fine and nothing wrong in it being all about you since this is a hedonistic site (we're here for our own pleasures...).

However, ignoring your age, it's your cockiness in forum posts that would have me running in the opposite direction.

Obviously that's fine as I don't meet your criteria. However it may have the same effect on many who do. Think about it."

uve always said u like my cock...iness

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest "

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good pics.

Profile is fine and nothing wrong in it being all about you since this is a hedonistic site (we're here for our own pleasures...).

However, ignoring your age, it's your cockiness in forum posts that would have me running in the opposite direction.

Obviously that's fine as I don't meet your criteria. However it may have the same effect on many who do. Think about it.

uve always said u like my cock...iness"

Paddy your cocki-ness is in a different league.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake"

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good pics.

Profile is fine and nothing wrong in it being all about you since this is a hedonistic site (we're here for our own pleasures...).

However, ignoring your age, it's your cockiness in forum posts that would have me running in the opposite direction.

Obviously that's fine as I don't meet your criteria. However it may have the same effect on many who do. Think about it.

uve always said u like my cock...iness

Paddy your cocki-ness is in a different league."

ooH squeeze it between ur big tits please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla CupcakeP.s ice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

You are not a single guy. If a single guy has better profile, I'll take notice. Please. P.s you should see someone about the face twitching "

Jealousy is an ugly trait . I'll also add there are many profiles better than yours. Obviously this is a subjective matter, but for me a profile that shows intellect, class and wit will win hands down. Yours sits in the mire of average .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good pics.

Profile is fine and nothing wrong in it being all about you since this is a hedonistic site (we're here for our own pleasures...).

However, ignoring your age, it's your cockiness in forum posts that would have me running in the opposite direction.

Obviously that's fine as I don't meet your criteria. However it may have the same effect on many who do. Think about it.

uve always said u like my cock...iness

Paddy your cocki-ness is in a different league.

ooH squeeze it between ur big tits please x"

Anytime

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Non Vanilla CupcakeP.s ice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

You are not a single guy. If a single guy has better profile, I'll take notice. Please. P.s you should see someone about the face twitching

Jealousy is an ugly trait . I'll also add there are many profiles better than yours. Obviously this is a subjective matter, but for me a profile that shows intellect, class and wit will win hands down. Yours sits in the mire of average ."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla CupcakeP.s ice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

You are not a single guy. If a single guy has better profile, I'll take notice. Please. P.s you should see someone about the face twitching

Jealousy is an ugly trait . I'll also add there are many profiles better than yours. Obviously this is a subjective matter, but for me a profile that shows intellect, class and wit will win hands down. Yours sits in the mire of average ."

What are you suggesting I am jealous about?

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

This is supposed to be a fun post, or at least I thought so, but seems to be turning into a slagging match, and well having a go at a certain woman on here, is not the done thing.....now let it start to be fun again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla CupcakeP.s ice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

You are not a single guy. If a single guy has better profile, I'll take notice. Please. P.s you should see someone about the face twitching

Jealousy is an ugly trait . I'll also add there are many profiles better than yours. Obviously this is a subjective matter, but for me a profile that shows intellect, class and wit will win hands down. Yours sits in the mire of average .

What are you suggesting I am jealous about? "

It could be the twitch or it could be that my singleton profile (ignoring gender), outclasses yours? You choose, I'm not fussed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is supposed to be a fun post, or at least I thought so, but seems to be turning into a slagging match, and well having a go at a certain woman on here, is not the done thing.....now let it start to be fun again!!"

My thread, my rules. So I suggest you take your fun and join the 'let's talk about how wonderful we all are' thread. Pfft. God damn happy people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is supposed to be a fun post, or at least I thought so, but seems to be turning into a slagging match, and well having a go at a certain woman on here, is not the done thing.....now let it start to be fun again!!"

I'm finding it fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate "

I could look at his arse more than twice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla CupcakeP.s ice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

You are not a single guy. If a single guy has better profile, I'll take notice. Please. P.s you should see someone about the face twitching

Jealousy is an ugly trait . I'll also add there are many profiles better than yours. Obviously this is a subjective matter, but for me a profile that shows intellect, class and wit will win hands down. Yours sits in the mire of average .

What are you suggesting I am jealous about?

It could be the twitch or it could be that my singleton profile (ignoring gender), outclasses yours? You choose, I'm not fussed "

Nah your profile is fine but that's it. Mine is better for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

I could look at his arse more than twice "

And If I tell him you not gonna fuck him. You gonna do that too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla CupcakeP.s ice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

You are not a single guy. If a single guy has better profile, I'll take notice. Please. P.s you should see someone about the face twitching

Jealousy is an ugly trait . I'll also add there are many profiles better than yours. Obviously this is a subjective matter, but for me a profile that shows intellect, class and wit will win hands down. Yours sits in the mire of average .

What are you suggesting I am jealous about?

It could be the twitch or it could be that my singleton profile (ignoring gender), outclasses yours? You choose, I'm not fussed

Nah your profile is fine but that's it. Mine is better for sure "

You should try reading the story of Narcissus. He has nothing on you .

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate "

Oh come on now, no need to get insulting my good fellow. Methinks your ego is a lot less fragile than you would have us believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

I could look at his arse more than twice

And If I tell him you not gonna fuck him. You gonna do that too? "

Tell him what you like Junior. I'll stick to my preferences

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Narci who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

I could look at his arse more than twice

And If I tell him you not gonna fuck him. You gonna do that too?

Tell him what you like Junior. I'll stick to my preferences "

Yh that's exactly what I was telling him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

I could look at his arse more than twice

And If I tell him you not gonna fuck him. You gonna do that too?

Tell him what you like Junior. I'll stick to my preferences

Yh that's exactly what I was telling him "

...mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

Oh come on now, no need to get insulting my good fellow. Methinks your ego is a lot less fragile than you would have us believe"

Less or more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

I could look at his arse more than twice

And If I tell him you not gonna fuck him. You gonna do that too?

Tell him what you like Junior. I'll stick to my preferences

Yh that's exactly what I was telling him

...mum "

How insulting . My son has more intelligence in his dirty left sock

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

Oh come on now, no need to get insulting my good fellow. Methinks your ego is a lot less fragile than you would have us believe

Less or more? "

Now you've made laugh out loud...more

Am I sacking on your arse now and will you look at me twice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

I could look at his arse more than twice

And If I tell him you not gonna fuck him. You gonna do that too?

Tell him what you like Junior. I'll stick to my preferences

Yh that's exactly what I was telling him

...mum

How insulting . My son has more intelligence in his dirty left sock "

What's with all the intelligence comments. I'm not pretending to be Stephen Hawking. . . . That's my party trick down the pub. Really funny, you should see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

Oh come on now, no need to get insulting my good fellow. Methinks your ego is a lot less fragile than you would have us believe

Less or more?

Now you've made laugh out loud...more

Am I sacking on your arse now and will you look at me twice? "

Hey? What you on about?

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

Oh come on now, no need to get insulting my good fellow. Methinks your ego is a lot less fragile than you would have us believe

Less or more?

Now you've made laugh out loud...more

Am I sacking on your arse now and will you look at me twice?

Hey? What you on about? "

Do try and keep up with your own thread, young man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Non Vanilla Cupcake, nice profile, well written and sexy pics too, what more could a potential meet want!!

Oi this thread about me. Nobody else so take that back

When someone like you, who thinks their profile is fantastic, meets someone like me whose profile is better... There's absolutely no contest

Ha. That made laugh out loud... Advantage Ms Cupcake

She ain't gonna look at you twice so no point in sacking on her arse mate

Oh come on now, no need to get insulting my good fellow. Methinks your ego is a lot less fragile than you would have us believe

Less or more?

Now you've made laugh out loud...more

Am I sacking on your arse now and will you look at me twice?

Hey? What you on about?

Do try and keep up with your own thread, young man. "

If you were blonde 36DD, I may have paid more attention

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I quite like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is so god damn good. I challenge anyone to find faults with it. No compliments, just bad points.

1. You repeat yourself in the first sentence.

Lets see what else I can be a smart ass about!

2. Since we aren't friends I can't see that your #5 cream fetish came true.

Yes I'm really splitting hairs!!

3. There are a few things on your things to do before you die list that make me

Pix are decent though

Which things make you go ? Every guy wants these things "

Actually none I just needed 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too long...me being a woman of few words and all

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It's too long...me being a woman of few words and all "

I get told that too ...oh! The profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's too long...me being a woman of few words and all

I get told that too ...oh! The profile! "

-- going straight to your profile for the evidence------

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"My profile is so god damn good. I challenge anyone to find faults with it. No compliments, just bad points. "

Too much text speak and block capitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's too long...me being a woman of few words and all

I get told that too ...oh! The profile!

-- going straight to your profile for the evidence------ "

Oh it is trust me ! I got sent the evidence yesterday ! only gotta ask nice but make sure its after the watershed !!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

It's a massive challenge for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a massive challenge for me "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's too long...me being a woman of few words and all

I get told that too ...oh! The profile!

-- going straight to your profile for the evidence------

Oh it is trust me ! I got sent the evidence yesterday ! only gotta ask nice but make sure its after the watershed !!! "

Lol! ......putting the magnifying glass away....in anticipation....

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