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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have been on site over a year had a couple of meets then went of scene then when I came back on scene I just can't see. To get a meet can some one see my profile or could tell me what I am doing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix the spelling and grammar mistakes that would help and don't use lol as much but the rest is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe some pics that don't include the angry bird posters.

Good luck x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I have been on site over a year had a couple of meets then went of scene then when I came back on scene I just can't see. To get a meet can some one see my profile or could tell me what I am doing wrong "

Have you had your eyes tested recently? If you can't see, what voice recognition software are you using? There is a blind guy on here and he gets meets.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Maybe some pics that don't include the angry bird posters.

Good luck x "

Or maybe the Lego models on the shelf? I'd be impressed if it were a Lego dildo, but it's got wheels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't no grammar that's why I don't use it lol and I not that good at spelling as I suffer from disletic and took note about angry birds them pics are down and I will sort the lol out now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And as if I blind guy gets meets ha ha fell well low now knowing a blind guy can get meets but I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't no grammar that's why I don't use it lol and I not that good at spelling as I suffer from disletic and took note about angry birds them pics are down and I will sort the lol out now lol "
ah ok im not great with spelling either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol I just don't see what I am doing wrong at one time I had loads of meets lined up but got in relationship and this was not here kind off thing broke up now back here and it like I am a virgin or something I am shire people think I am not genuine

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A) smile in your photos

B) show off your body

C) tell people you are dyslexic

D) use spell check to re-write your profile

E) say what you are looking for

F) say what you like doing

G) show a bit of your Personality off - what are you like? Happy? Interesting? Glum?

H) go to a social

I) go to a club

J) go in the chatrooms and in cam rooms

K) join in on the forums

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

We have just spent a week shooting in Blackpool with 6 of the naughtiest ladies you could ever hope to meet, we put it on events on Fab & plastered it everywhere on the net.

Check the events page lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A) smile in your photos

B) show off your body

C) tell people you are dyslexic

D) use spell check to re-write your profile

E) say what you are looking for

F) say what you like doing

G) show a bit of your Personality off - what are you like? Happy? Interesting? Glum?

H) go to a social

I) go to a club

J) go in the chatrooms and in cam rooms

K) join in on the forums"

Read profile it's excellently written however if you pinch it he will deck you ha ha. Great profile btw

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"I have been on site over a year had a couple of meets then went of scene then when I came back on scene I just can't see. To get a meet can some one see my profile or could tell me what I am doing wrong "
Your 100% discrete you say as you don't want others on your estate knowing what you are up to, yet you have three clear face pics on show

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"I have been on site over a year had a couple of meets then went of scene then when I came back on scene I just can't see. To get a meet can some one see my profile or could tell me what I am doing wrong Your 100% discrete you say as you don't want others on your estate knowing what you are up to, yet you have three clear face pics on show "

No-one on his estate has access to the internet

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I have been on site over a year had a couple of meets then went of scene then when I came back on scene I just can't see. To get a meet can some one see my profile or could tell me what I am doing wrong Your 100% discrete you say as you don't want others on your estate knowing what you are up to, yet you have three clear face pics on show "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you message people don't keep saying lol and haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your profile and public piks so you don't look like you're going to mug an old lady

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Change your profile and public piks so you don't look like you're going to mug an old lady

"

That was my first point! Haha lol haha lol haha lol....yes, that is a little irritating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change your profile and public piks so you don't look like you're going to mug an old lady

That was my first point! Haha lol haha lol haha lol....yes, that is a little irritating. "

he looks a bit angry lol. I know my profile pik is an arse an hand but you have to be discreet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you message people don't keep saying lol and haha."

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here's a song by a man who was famous in the 1940's. I don't suppose he was part of any social history GCSE but he was very popular at time. His name was George Formby.

"Now, I know I'm not handsome

No good looks or wealth

But the girls I chase say my plain face

Will compromise their health

Now, I know fellahs worse than me

Bow-legged and boss-eyed

Walking out with lovely women

Clinging to their side

Now, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Look at Empress Josephine

The most attractive woman that ever was seen

Yet Napoleon, short and fat

Captivates a lovely looking girl like that

Now, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

Last night I went out walking

My intentions were to click

But the sights I saw while walking out

They nearly made me sick

I saw a lot of lovely girls

Attractive little dears

Arm in arm with ugly men

With cauliflower ears

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

What can the attraction be

That's the thing that always starts to worry me

Although I haven't got a bean

I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

Now, I went on my holidays

Down to the gay seaside

I saw a lot of things there

Being hidden by the tide

The way the women jumped around

The men there in the sea

Made me think that there

Is still a good chance left for me

'Cause if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Of all the shapes and sizes there

I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare

Oh, I don't want to be a nark

I saw a lot of things below the water mark

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Take Lord Nelson with one limb

Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him

With one eye and one arm gone west

She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me"

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