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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do??" Yep. It's been medically proven that if you don't wank your balls get bigger and bigger and eventually explode, drenching everybody within a fifteen feet radius in jizz. Saw it once in The £1 shop. Ruined all the stock. They had to sell everything for 99p Seriously tho, there is no medical reason for men needing to wank. The testes will only produce as much sperm as they need to | |||
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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do??" Wanking is a useful alternative when there's no real sex available, but could never substitute for it for me. I'd much rather have sex with a woman than a wank on my own | |||
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"It can become easier to wank than make the effort to have sex to some, it does not have to be a reflection on you, he may still fancy you something rotten but for many reasons people can start to find the act of sex an effort, they still feel horny and need to satisfy that urge but to actually make the effort to shower and prepare and initiate sex just feels like a huge effort and it's so much easier to have a wank. it's not just guys women too can get this way, I was this way last year, my mojo had up and left me for many reasons I just didn't feel like sex, I still fancied my husband so very much, I find him incredibly sexy that didn't change at all but sex just wasn't in my remit Thankfully my mojo has returned and with a vengeance, the more I have the more I want and what helped it return was an understanding and patient husband who never pressured me but let me know he still desired me until slowly it returned Talk to your fella, explain there is no pressure but your ready willing and able whenever he is and you never know once the pressure to perform is lifted he may start to want to makethe eeffort again and start turning back to you more often than pam " What a great post.... | |||
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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do??" Would love to wank in front of you and blow me tanks all over your rib muffins! | |||
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"There was a half price sale at a pound shop near here recently. I guess it must have been the same thing. Don't risk forgetting to wank fellas!" I think the last recorded gonad explosion was in Newcastle. The local police had to close off the road cos cars were skidding on a sea of jizz. Took the fire brigade several hours to find all the bits of bollock. | |||
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"There was a half price sale at a pound shop near here recently. I guess it must have been the same thing. Don't risk forgetting to wank fellas! I think the last recorded gonad explosion was in Newcastle. The local police had to close off the road cos cars were skidding on a sea of jizz. Took the fire brigade several hours to find all the bits of bollock." Bollock - Did only one explode? | |||
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"There was a half price sale at a pound shop near here recently. I guess it must have been the same thing. Don't risk forgetting to wank fellas! I think the last recorded gonad explosion was in Newcastle. The local police had to close off the road cos cars were skidding on a sea of jizz. Took the fire brigade several hours to find all the bits of bollock. Bollock - Did only one explode?" Yeah he had a strange genetic disorder. Instead of having two smaller bollocks, he had one massive one. It looked like a low slung beer gut. Jimmy one ball, they used to call him. Jimmy no balls is his name now | |||
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"If you have the snip you have to have ejaculate 30 times(if i remember correctly) in 3 months to clear out the sperm. Wifey helped me with some, but i could get away with saying i am off for a wank love, doctors orders for 3 months. ??????" Haha I'd forgotten about that - can I still use it as an excuse 8 yrs later? | |||
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"From a guys perspective, I was in a relationship a while back and initially the sex was fabulous, then after a while it became mundane, boring. I tried to spice things up, but she wasn't ever really interested this led to me pleasuring myself on numerous occasions. I finally decided enough was enough and tried to sit her down and talk to her about it, but again didn't get very far so that really was the deciding factor for me that I just couldn't stay in the relationship any longer. I have found that since then I took a good long hard look at myself and thought could the cause of it was something that I was or wasn't doing that led to the lack of sexual desire on her part. Eventually after a few years I finally spoke to her again and we sat and talked about the past and the topic of how we felt etc came up and it came out that she had just lost all her drive for a sexual relationship and it really didn't do it for her that the thought of sex in general just wasn't for her. I walked away from the cafe, relieved and satisfied that it wasn't anything that I had done etc. The point I am trying to make is simply this. Talk to him - Tell him how you feel, but overall be honest with him. Tell him he has to be honest with you. I am sure that his attention is being diverted from you for a reason. You will only know once you have a heart to heart, but reinforce to him that you will not get upset or hurt and that you want to do everything you can to please him and make your relationship as wonderful as it was when you first met. We blokes are funny feckers, we hate the thought of being criticised in general, but in the bedroom that is the end of the world as far as we are concerned. It might be something as simple as a past experience that he has in the back of his mind that is preventing him from making love to you. Unless you are prepared to sit and talk you are never going to know and always wonder Why. I really hope that you manage to get to the bottom of it and that you continue to have a wonderfully sexually charged wholesome loving relationship. Good Luck to you both. " thanks xx | |||
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"It can become easier to wank than make the effort to have sex to some, it does not have to be a reflection on you, he may still fancy you something rotten but for many reasons people can start to find the act of sex an effort, they still feel horny and need to satisfy that urge but to actually make the effort to shower and prepare and initiate sex just feels like a huge effort and it's so much easier to have a wank. it's not just guys women too can get this way, I was this way last year, my mojo had up and left me for many reasons I just didn't feel like sex, I still fancied my husband so very much, I find him incredibly sexy that didn't change at all but sex just wasn't in my remit Thankfully my mojo has returned and with a vengeance, the more I have the more I want and what helped it return was an understanding and patient husband who never pressured me but let me know he still desired me until slowly it returned Talk to your fella, explain there is no pressure but your ready willing and able whenever he is and you never know once the pressure to perform is lifted he may start to want to makethe eeffort again and start turning back to you more often than pam What a great post.... My thoughts too! Thoughtful, compassionate and candid. There really are some very decent people on here. " | |||
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"From a guys perspective, I was in a relationship a while back and initially the sex was fabulous, then after a while it became mundane, boring. I tried to spice things up, but she wasn't ever really interested this led to me pleasuring myself on numerous occasions. I finally decided enough was enough and tried to sit her down and talk to her about it, but again didn't get very far so that really was the deciding factor for me that I just couldn't stay in the relationship any longer. I have found that since then I took a good long hard look at myself and thought could the cause of it was something that I was or wasn't doing that led to the lack of sexual desire on her part. Eventually after a few years I finally spoke to her again and we sat and talked about the past and the topic of how we felt etc came up and it came out that she had just lost all her drive for a sexual relationship and it really didn't do it for her that the thought of sex in general just wasn't for her. I walked away from the cafe, relieved and satisfied that it wasn't anything that I had done etc. The point I am trying to make is simply this. Talk to him - Tell him how you feel, but overall be honest with him. Tell him he has to be honest with you. I am sure that his attention is being diverted from you for a reason. You will only know once you have a heart to heart, but reinforce to him that you will not get upset or hurt and that you want to do everything you can to please him and make your relationship as wonderful as it was when you first met. We blokes are funny feckers, we hate the thought of being criticised in general, but in the bedroom that is the end of the world as far as we are concerned. It might be something as simple as a past experience that he has in the back of his mind that is preventing him from making love to you. Unless you are prepared to sit and talk you are never going to know and always wonder Why. I really hope that you manage to get to the bottom of it and that you continue to have a wonderfully sexually charged wholesome loving relationship. Good Luck to you both. ....And another!" | |||
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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do??" I had a wank in a newsagent once. It was all over the papers lol | |||
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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do?? Yep. It's been medically proven that if you don't wank your balls get bigger and bigger and eventually explode, drenching everybody within a fifteen feet radius in jizz. Saw it once in The £1 shop. Ruined all the stock. They had to sell everything for 99p Seriously tho, there is no medical reason for men needing to wank. The testes will only produce as much sperm as they need to " several studies conducted in the last few years have indeed suggested that masturbation protects against prostate cancer. Actually, it was ejaculation, achieved by either sex or masturbation, that showed benefit. | |||
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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do?? Yep. It's been medically proven that if you don't wank your balls get bigger and bigger and eventually explode, drenching everybody within a fifteen feet radius in jizz. Saw it once in The £1 shop. Ruined all the stock. They had to sell everything for 99p proper pissed meself laffing haha Seriously tho, there is no medical reason for men needing to wank. The testes will only produce as much sperm as they need to " | |||
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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do??" YES YES AND YES | |||
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"I'd prefer sex, a BJ, or someone with boobs to do it for me but if those aren't available... " Will you settle for moobs? | |||
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"There was a half price sale at a pound shop near here recently. I guess it must have been the same thing. Don't risk forgetting to wank fellas! I think the last recorded gonad explosion was in Newcastle. The local police had to close off the road cos cars were skidding on a sea of jizz. Took the fire brigade several hours to find all the bits of bollock." Haha I think I might of just pissed myself a little. Mlol | |||
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"I think they just like it... It's a way of meeting a need " Well said | |||
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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do?? Yep. It's been medically proven that if you don't wank your balls get bigger and bigger and eventually explode, drenching everybody within a fifteen feet radius in jizz. Saw it once in The £1 shop. Ruined all the stock. They had to sell everything for 99p Seriously tho, there is no medical reason for men needing to wank. The testes will only produce as much sperm as they need to several studies conducted in the last few years have indeed suggested that masturbation protects against prostate cancer. Actually, it was ejaculation, achieved by either sex or masturbation, that showed benefit. " We await a study proving the opposite | |||
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"Sometimes its just nice to have an orgasm without having to worry about someone elses too " So true that thou i have had plenty of practice over the years to realise this being single but so wonderful to share if you can and be happy or content in doing so with another person not just from the sex point of _iew either along with a bit of breathing space inbetween just a part of the world of sex, fun, and relationships and heated discussion. | |||
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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do??" I get pretty regular sex, but after a couple of days without I will feel a genuine mental build up of frustration that will only go once I have a wank. That frustration can be pretty distracting so yeah I'd say it's as much a need as an enjoyment. | |||
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"@teddy1003, as i said before perhaps get involved in his wanking.May I suggest Sit him down in his favourite wanking chair, then proceed to give him a wank-BJ combo, and before your halfway though he will be dying to shag ya, just a thought " thusly putting unnecessary pressure on him to have sex when he possibly doesnt want to. no, men dont HAVE to wank. most do because there is nothing else on offer at that time. i can go between times of seeing V without touching my dick, other than having a piss. a little jizz is expelled when you piss too, so there is room inside to keep things fresh, as it were, too, so there is no actual medical need to expel excess jizzmuss | |||
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"All men wank like gibbons, regardless of if they are having sex or not, we can't help ourselves, Maybe wank him off, I'm sure he will love it and could start to get you both back into the swing of things" Don't think so I certainly don't why would I when I can have fab sex with my partner I would be cheating her surely so not all men do some have great sex they don't need to | |||
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"i found out at the weekend that partner wanks as often as 3 0r 4 times aweek ,, now i dont have a problem with this , the problem i have is that i cant get him to have sex that often im lucky if i get it at all in a week, so if he needs a release why not with me but wanking in secret??? so gents is it something you need to do?? Yep. It's been medically proven that if you don't wank your balls get bigger and bigger and eventually explode, drenching everybody within a fifteen feet radius in jizz. Saw it once in The £1 shop. Ruined all the stock. They had to sell everything for 99p Seriously tho, there is no medical reason for men needing to wank. The testes will only produce as much sperm as they need to " laughed my head off at this | |||
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"3 or 4 timnes a week !!!! i thought you ment day" Glad someone thought the same as me.... | |||
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