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By *dinburghsue OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

has anyone got any good safe ideas for what can be put inside squirting dildos.

just ordered my first. want to see how it feels to have cum in me

something safe and relatively easy to get and not to expensive.

warm water will be my first go but don't think it has the same feeling as cum

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

That's a good idea. Having never done bare back in my life I have often wondered - might get myself one! Would warmed up lube be any better than water I wonder? I watch with interest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as your not gluten intolerant I would think flour and water would work.

Custard has too many things in it, but Cornflour starch and water.

Don't they suggest what you can use in the instructions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember watching a TV show about a company that made life like sex dolls. The cum element was sugar water, which was a glucose substance that was safe, try Googling that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watery live yohurt I'd imagine. Help with those women's problems as a bonus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

castrol gtx

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By *dinburghsue OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

I thought of some of those. watered down yogurt as well. just worried about the effects of some of it staying there. infections etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought of some of those. watered down yogurt as well. just worried about the effects of some of it staying there. infections etc."

Should be ok as I think they recommend it as a treatment for thrush. Maybe douche afterwards? Don't use sugar water though, that would be a breeding ground for bacteria.

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Watching with interest.

P.s. Where can I get an ejaculating strap-on? Message me someone

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By *dinburghsue OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

try love hunny or bondra.

or google it. even amazon do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to buy a sex machine

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

I'd love to ride a Sybian sex machine...

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By *rednkatieCouple
over a year ago

orlando

im looking to get katie one,,any suggestions on best one to get?

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By *dinburghsue OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'd love to buy a sex machine "

mmmmm a ejaculating sex machine

now thers an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to buy a sex machine

mmmmm a ejaculating sex machine

now thers an idea "

i've been called that before.....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"As long as your not gluten intolerant I would think flour and water would work.

"

Wouldn't that glue your arse together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use Vaseline.

...you'd have that stuff coming out your arse after a couple of years.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

hair conditioner slightly watered down

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

You learn something new every day. I didn't know you could get them that ejaculated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heineken Lager. "Refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach"

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By *dinburghsue OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Heineken Lager. "Refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach" "

nice answer. or Carlsberg probably the best cum shot ever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself some "Spunk Lube" its great lube looks/feels just like cum ..

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By *dinburghsue OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

nice might get a bottle of that.

PS your Hot

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By *dinburghsue OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

nice might get a bottle of that.

PS your Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greek yogurt with no sugar in it is safe. ( Make sure there is no sugar.) You can add a little water to thin the mix.

Some of the recipe's on the net can get you an infection.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"castrol gtx"

There's always one!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I've only used piss in mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Greek yogurt with no sugar in it is safe. ( Make sure there is no sugar.) You can add a little water to thin the mix.

Some of the recipe's on the net can get you an infection. "

Not a Muller fruit corner then.

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

Oooh this is one of our favourite things, and we have had several parties on this very theme.

I have 5 ejaculating dildos, each of them holds about as much as 10 guys and I love them one after the other, to get as messy as possible - then refill!

The most cum-like lube that we've found is Liquid Silk and we buy lots of it at a time to get a good price, because we sometimes use litres, at a party.

We are working on a continuously ejaculating dildo - got a suitable pump, just needs a bit of adjustment! Imagine having a guy who could cum, as much as you want, for as long as you want!

Janet

xxxxxx

N.B. DO NOT put yogurt, milk etc. in ejaculating dildos, the sugars will give you an infection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh this is one of our favourite things, and we have had several parties on this very theme.

I have 5 ejaculating dildos, each of them holds about as much as 10 guys and I love them one after the other, to get as messy as possible - then refill!

The most cum-like lube that we've found is Liquid Silk and we buy lots of it at a time to get a good price, because we sometimes use litres, at a party.

We are working on a continuously ejaculating dildo - got a suitable pump, just needs a bit of adjustment! Imagine having a guy who could cum, as much as you want, for as long as you want!

Janet

xxxxxx

N.B. DO NOT put yogurt, milk etc. in ejaculating dildos, the sugars will give you an infection!"

Why not have ten guys ... more fun. I volunteer, so can you get another nine from this thread

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Makes me think of Tom Sharpe's book "Ancestral Vices" which has a lovely bit about two old dears getting one of these and mixing up the 'cum' from the attached recipe without knowing what it all is. A very funny book!

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