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By *roghedaman OP   Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Imagine a swingers party in full swing and somebody has a heart attack and dies. How would you all manage the explanation considering the deceased could have DNA all over him or her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would your DNA matter?

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By *roghedaman OP   Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

as in cum and sweat etc, I thought it'd be a funny scenario but I've a feeling it's gonna dried out with explanations lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"as in cum and sweat etc, I thought it'd be a funny scenario but I've a feeling it's gonna dried out with explanations lol"

We know what you meant by DNA. The question was why you think it would matter. The death was from natural causes, not a crime, so who was there wouldn't be important.

Forensic investigation is expensive and teams already have a significant work load so it's only used when necessary.

I'm not sure someone dying at a party could be considered funny.

What I'd do would be to ask someone call an ambulance and attempt to resuscitate the person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and why the hell would you find it funny?

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By *roghedaman OP   Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Yep the moody squad are in. I couldn't be arsed explaining anymore.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Imagine a swingers party in full swing and somebody has a heart attack and dies. How would you all manage the explanation considering the deceased could have DNA all over him or her lol"
Agreed not funny and in poor taste! My ex had a mini stroke during the throes of passion it was bloody scary I was certainly not laughing or even slightly concerned for what the paramedics would be seeing on him. My only concern was getting him to hospital!

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"and why the hell would you find it funny? "

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

This never came up during any scenarios on my St John's Ambulance First Aid At Work Course.... but I am prepared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This never came up during any scenarios on my St John's Ambulance First Aid At Work Course.... but I am prepared "

Yeah I never had this scenario if my final exam

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"This never came up during any scenarios on my St John's Ambulance First Aid At Work Course.... but I am prepared

Yeah I never had this scenario if my final exam "

There were a couple of girls on the course who could have happily ridden me to a near death experience though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine a swingers party in full swing and somebody has a heart attack and dies. How would you all manage the explanation considering the deceased could have DNA all over him or her lol"

Police would attend and you'd tell them the truth. And if a post mortem confirmed natural causes that would be the end of it.

If it was unnatural, say someone fell off a bed and landed on their head, then you could end up as a witness at an inquest which could be somewhat embarrassing though a coroner would possibly out of respect to the deceased not mention what sort of party it was.

But i do fail to see why a thread like this is funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you be charged with assault with a friendly weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep the moody squad are in. I couldn't be arsed explaining anymore. "

you tried lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep the moody squad are in. I couldn't be arsed explaining anymore. "

I like a good laugh, but I couldn't find one. 'Jokes' are never that funny if they need an explanation.

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Tie a concrete slab to him/her take it out to sea and hoy it in.

Simples

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