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Izz ths template owkay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

not sure about this message template. tell me if it's ok and if Iv'e missed anything..lol

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Dear [name here]

wanna cum in ya place and shred ya knikaz off stare at ceiling while I fuck ya and spunk up ya ass ya an make ya squeel [name here] ya luckly slag!!!

I have awash evury month an tell us whea ya keep ya cash valuabells an crack a can o beer while I fuck ya an make im watch.

If ya dint repli... yor a fucking slag and fuck off!!!! ya fukin dirty fukin slag.. FUCK OFF!!!!

Yours Sincerely

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wasn't sure if i should emphasise the SLAAAAAAG or if YA FOOOKIN DIRRTY SLAG has more wallop? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me moist. The messages will be pouring in.

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Seems fairly standard for a single guy on here

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

Try to write in english and in joined up sentances!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could be a script writer for the jeremy Kyle Show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not sure about this message template. tell me if it's ok and if Iv'e missed anything..lol

--------------------------------

Dear [name here]

wanna cum in ya place and shred ya knikaz off stare at ceiling while I fuck ya and spunk up ya ass ya an make ya squeel [name here] ya luckly slag!!!

I have awash evury month an tell us whea ya keep ya cash valuabells an crack a can o beer while I fuck ya an make im watch.

If ya dint repli... yor a fucking slag and fuck off!!!! ya fukin dirty fukin slag.. FUCK OFF!!!!

Yours Sincerely

xxxxx

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Tits oot for the lads Sid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks, I have copied and pasted it, save me thinking of something to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Munf not month! Tsk tsk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not sure about this message template. tell me if it's ok and if Iv'e missed anything..lol

--------------------------------

Dear [name here]

wanna cum in ya place and shred ya knikaz off stare at ceiling while I fuck ya and spunk up ya ass ya an make ya squeel [name here] ya luckly slag!!!

I have awash evury month an tell us whea ya keep ya cash valuabells an crack a can o beer while I fuck ya an make im watch.

If ya dint repli... yor a fucking slag and fuck off!!!! ya fukin dirty fukin slag.. FUCK OFF!!!!

Yours Sincerely

xxxxx

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"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not sure about this message template. tell me if it's ok and if Iv'e missed anything..lol

--------------------------------

Dear [name here]

wanna cum in ya place and shred ya knikaz off stare at ceiling while I fuck ya and spunk up ya ass ya an make ya squeel [name here] ya luckly slag!!!

I have awash evury month an tell us whea ya keep ya cash valuabells an crack a can o beer while I fuck ya an make im watch.

If ya dint repli... yor a fucking slag and fuck off!!!! ya fukin dirty fukin slag.. FUCK OFF!!!!

Yours Sincerely

xxxxx

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"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems fairly standard for a single guy on here

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Yep

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By *ames blackMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

You copied my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe I understood what you said OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two things trouble me;

The 'Yours sincerely' (even with the capital S) is a tad too middle class for the target audience - the faint whiff of broadsheet reading, VOLVO driving suburbia clashes horribly with the essence of mojo pour blokes available exclusively at Maison de Squidland.

Secondly the risk of potential embarrassment created by having two insertions (Ooh Matron) is unacceptably high. Such a faux pas to leave the original fillie's name in one field when courting the next debutant!

Apart from these pair of reservations, this is weelll fukkin wickd an mutch morw than them bee atch hoars diserf innit bro

Apart from

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By *llEyesOnUsCouple
over a year ago

London


"Two things trouble me;

The 'Yours sincerely' (even with the capital S) is a tad too middle class for the target audience - the faint whiff of broadsheet reading, VOLVO driving suburbia clashes horribly with the essence of mojo pour blokes available exclusively at Maison de Squidland.

Secondly the risk of potential embarrassment created by having two insertions (Ooh Matron) is unacceptably high. Such a faux pas to leave the original fillie's name in one field when courting the next debutant!

Apart from these pair of reservations, this is weelll fukkin wickd an mutch morw than them bee atch hoars diserf innit bro

Apart from "

'this pair'

That is my only reservation.

Potentially your use of 'pour' but that may just be me being a stickler.

Otherwise, cheers for the template OP!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

seems all the info is there should work a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am off in search of sackcloth and ashes. I don't even have it in me to try and pretend it was irony! As was said at my school "Men like you lost us the Empire". Alas, true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I'm hoping your tongue is firmly in your cheek on this one.....

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Try to write in english and in joined up sentances!"

or even sentences lol!!!!!!!!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Try to write in english and in joined up sentances!"

Oh the irony that a sense of humour failure of a post should contain spelling mistakes

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