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By *ick901 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Tried a few things now, but can anyone tell me wits best product to use for ultra smooth silky balls???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are threads on this in the other forums with alot of feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried a few things now, but can anyone tell me wits best product to use for ultra smooth silky balls???"

A razor

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Magic powder from amazon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magic powder from amazon x"

hope that does not burn

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

magic powder is the product everyone raves about, never seen it tho.

Generally don't use hair removal cream down there, as it's often inflammatory for sensitive skin and some areas must never have it used on. I did see someone saying they used it on their balls, and no problem, but seems a risk, even with balls of steel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowtorch?? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The following is a review from Amazon of Veet for men. Sorry for those that have read it before, but well worth sticking with if you haven't. If you can't be bothered to read it then the upshot is give Veet a miss!

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha have read it before but it still makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i nearly passed out laughing here and the tears still streaming down my face from reading this.

Best laugh i have had in ages! Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i nearly passed out laughing here and the tears still streaming down my face from reading this.

Best laugh i have had in ages! Thanks! "

Pleasure! It had the same effect on me, when I came across it on Amazon

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By *elboy34Man
over a year ago

midlothian

That's the funniest story about hair removal ever I've Almost wet myself laughing and the people across from me in the cafe are wondering why I'm laughing so much that guy should write more

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By *limshadyukMan
over a year ago

bradford


"The following is a review from Amazon of Veet for men. Sorry for those that have read it before, but well worth sticking with if you haven't. If you can't be bothered to read it then the upshot is give Veet a miss!

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect..."

that is the funniest thing I think I have ever read.pure brilliance sir

take a bow.

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By *hocolate partysMan
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *inkySCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Ah I say thankyou op... for I have spent last few days ill on antibiotics feeling down and grumpy. I laughed tge the whole way through reading cried tears of happiness so funny I feel better for having such a giggle

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By *rednkatieCouple
over a year ago

orlando

thats was so funny i spit soda on the key board... thanks for sharing your story i needed a good down deep laugh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried a few things now, but can anyone tell me wits best product to use for ultra smooth silky balls???"

Magic powder - used this morning - and yes it (well at least for me) leaves them much more sensitive to the touch/tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for all the appreciation, I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried a few things now, but can anyone tell me wits best product to use for ultra smooth silky balls???"

Razor, shaving cream ... and nerves of steel. My way, for many years ... and my cock and balls are incredibly smooth ... ps be massively erect when shaving

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