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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im really getting into receiving anal whether it be a cock a dildo or just fingers.

Ive invested in a douche so im always clean but id like to make sure im smooth aswell. Are there any tips on how to get it nice and smooth or is it just a good old shaving foam and razor jobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing is the way to go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe I should book myself in for a back sack and crack then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice I appreciate it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best is when someone else shaves you - very erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighter and a good aggressive fart, a sure fire way of removing the fluff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best is when someone else shaves you - very erotic"

Well im always open to offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic powder...ebay is your friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Magic powder...ebay is your friend "

Ive heard mixed reports about magic powder. Does it not tend to burn.

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

hair remover cream? eg Nair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magic powder...ebay is your friend

Ive heard mixed reports about magic powder. Does it not tend to burn."

Not if you mix it right and no more than 5 minutes on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cool thanks guys big help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hair remover cream? eg Nair?"

Nooooooo

Never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet? Good customer reviews

A friend said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for men and suggested I give it try.

Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses.

As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds.

This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom.

It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork.

I took off from the deckchair like Usain Bolt out of the TV adverts. Within 12 seconds, the bathroom was filled with steamy fetid barse broth, and I had the clock weights, biffin’s-bridge and Sherriff’s badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive, and she was pleased to see that my arse barnacles had all but disappeared.

When I looked at my watch again, I realised how quickly I had made it up the stairs and the idea dawned on me that I had discovered a 100% legal sports performance enhancer. Now when I compete in a competition I dab a small amount around my Samantha Janus and taint exactly 6 minutes before the race is due to start. If I am doing the hurdles, I change the ratio and put more on my barse to make me jump higher. This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet? Good customer reviews

A friend said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for men and suggested I give it try.

Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses.

As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds.

This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom.

It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork.

I took off from the deckchair like Usain Bolt out of the TV adverts. Within 12 seconds, the bathroom was filled with steamy fetid barse broth, and I had the clock weights, biffin’s-bridge and Sherriff’s badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive, and she was pleased to see that my arse barnacles had all but disappeared.

When I looked at my watch again, I realised how quickly I had made it up the stairs and the idea dawned on me that I had discovered a 100% legal sports performance enhancer. Now when I compete in a competition I dab a small amount around my Samantha Janus and taint exactly 6 minutes before the race is due to start. If I am doing the hurdles, I change the ratio and put more on my barse to make me jump higher. This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off."

Yes it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And another Veet review....

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types…oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn’t featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.

I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it’s way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it’s engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering…” Ooooh that feels good “

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect……. :-

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Go to a specialist waxing salon. Lasts a few weeks, even if not completely smooth after a week, is a lot finer.

Veet reviews. - very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okaaayyyy ha im guessing the hair removal cream is a definite no no. The only thing I want to be causing burning down there is last nights chile con carne.

I usually just use a razor and shaving foam but it can be a bit of a chore.

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By *eyshamcoupleCouple
over a year ago

morecambe

Veet reviews awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good veet reviews but somehow I am not sold on the product ha. Might just stick to the old shaving foam and razor. Although the wax does sound enticing

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

You get what you pay for. Waxing is relatively pain free. No mess , no hassle. Lasts a few weeks. It's by far the best option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always use hair removal cream on my ass..boots own brand for sensitive skin.

never burns, but is case of trying different creams as whats ok for one person isnt for another!

personaly i wouldnt shave ass...unless u want a nice spotty one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh ok im not after a spotty one. Waxing seems a good choice but I lead a very busy life and when I have time off waxing parlours arent often open. I might have a look down the hair removal cream. I shall however tread very carefully a burny arse is the lsst thing I want

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Magic powder...ebay is your friend

Ive heard mixed reports about magic powder. Does it not tend to burn.

Not if you mix it right and no more than 5 minutes on "

Its Ok for thin blonde hair...being dark it does not do what it says on the tin for me!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Oh ok im not after a spotty one. Waxing seems a good choice but I lead a very busy life and when I have time off waxing parlours arent often open. I might have a look down the hair removal cream. I shall however tread very carefully a burny arse is the lsst thing I want"

Not sure if it has been said but if you apply vaseline to the more sensitive area before the removal cream it will protect and avoid burning. In any case do not use the removal cream on the day of the meet! BAD MISTAKE!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice I will take that onboard.

Vaseline it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And another Veet review....

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types…oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn’t featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.

I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it’s way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it’s engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering…” Ooooh that feels good “

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect……. :-"

This is the funniest thing I have ever read !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went for the razor for the time being but will considor waxing when I have some time. Thanks for all the input and of course the very witty veet reviews ha

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