FabSwingers.com forum: Dollie's do'd and don'ts for single men !

By *ubberdollie OP Woman
over a year ago

Stoke

Agghh! I've got to the stage where I really feel the need to do this list , and i'm sure my single female comrades will agree with some of them .... so here goes

1) PROFILE LIES : Chaps we are all getting older, so why post pics taken years ago when you still had Simon Cowell hair and a taut belly? And if you are a shorty , don't you think we ladies will notice the loss of 3 inches when you step outta your car?

2) REPEAT MESSAGES : If you get a 'no thanks' then don't keep mailing, I am not a goldfish I will remember you!

3)SQUIRTATION CERTIFICATE : If you believe the sole purpose of sex is to make me squirt, jog on, cos that attitude will leave me drier than a Jacob's Cream Cracker.

4) POSSESIVENESS :If we meet, don't then start watching what I do and who I meet etc, it really isn't your business!

5) F and F OFF :If I have invited you back to mine, don't just climb off, wipe your knob and be off before I've even got off the bed. It will guarantee no further invitation.

6) AND FINALLY : Don't send a message saying ' When did you last have cock?', cos the answer will be it's none of your business, but clearly one sent the message!

God that feels better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

number 3 actually made me lol...so funny. oh and I [ Trix ]agree with all of them !...xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wiping ones knob shows a certain level of etiquette, at least. Quite a low level, granted...

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

"Wiping ones knob shows a certain level of etiquette, at least. Quite a low level, granted...

not if its wiped in the curtain tho! pmsl....

and yes i have to agree with the ops comments... well said that woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wiping ones knob shows a certain level of etiquette, at least. Quite a low level, granted...

This is true, some don't even bother doing that!!

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

2. is actually a worry of mine, because I don't always remember if I've had the brush-off of a deleted mail before.

A polite "thanks but no thanks" stick in the head better.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

7) ignore all lists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2. is actually a worry of mine, because I don't always remember if I've had the brush-off of a deleted mail before.

A polite "thanks but no thanks" stick in the head better."

You're a site supporter so when you look at someones profile it says if you have messaged them or not.

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Good point, upgrading has even more benefits!

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman
over a year ago

Stoke

"2. is actually a worry of mine, because I don't always remember if I've had the brush-off of a deleted mail before.

A polite "thanks but no thanks" stick in the head better."

But I DO always give a polite no thanks, but then they just keep a coming back!

And it's nice to see the ladies agree that it's not nice if a chappy does his business and rushes off. After all, we ladies have put on our sexy undies and invited you to our homes, and have to do all the clearing up after!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Lmao thanks dollie that's brightened a boring Saturday night

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Some blokes agree too, I can totally understand your arrrrrrghhhhhhs lol. 3 made us laugh too!

Dave and Ruby x

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Lmao thanks dollie that's brightened a boring Saturday night

Hee hee, it was when I got an email from a guy I met ( he isn't mentioned on my profile ), saying 'When u last av cock'? Was he referring to when I last got close to a penis or when I last had chicken for supper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats what private notes is about, will always fill in and check if i see them again.

simples ....squeek

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Lmao thanks dollie that's brightened a boring Saturday night

Yeah i get em too but I dont get it why the hell do they need to know cos whenever it was it ain't gonna them any closer to me having theirs!!

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Gotta love cock o'van.

And I definitely mean the food and not the activity!

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL

My mate said he wiped his cock over a ladies clit and she nearly rose off the bed....

That's nothing I said, I wiped my cock in her curtains and she hit the roof!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Number 4 chimes with me. Had to block someone who behaved like that.

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Number 4 chimes with me. Had to block someone who behaved like that. "

DB9 Queen, I can really relate to what you wrote in your profile. I have a lovely regular playmate and sometimes i'll ask him what he would like me to wear in the bedroom. But if a bloke says ' Meet me in the pub in short skirt , no nix' he will be drinking alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made my morning. Not that it's happened yet any of it as I can't accommodate but does changing the sheets while you are getting dressed count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course single woman never ever carry out numbers 1 & 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7) Don't think you are doing us a favour and start making rules!

8) Don't walk into our home, sit down, put feet on coffee table and demand a sandwich cos you have just driven 40 miles!.....exit via front door with flea in ear! ( this happened to us!)

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

[Removed by poster at 01/09/13 09:26:20]

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

"Of course single woman never ever carry out numbers 1 & 4

oi.....Some of us singles do actually! thank you very much !

Back me up here girls...lol

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

9) when you are told that we don't play bareback make sure you turn up with your own protection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course single woman never ever carry out numbers 1 & 4

oi.....Some of us singles do actually! thank you very much !

Back me up here girls...lol"

I am glad we agree on that

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Of course single woman never ever carry out numbers 1 & 4

oi.....Some of us singles do actually! thank you very much !

Back me up here girls...lol

I am glad we agree on that

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

[Removed by poster at 01/09/13 09:35:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a big fan of cuddling after sex. I know some people prefer not to though. Thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a single guy writing a 2 page essay and then it just getting deleted time after time is the reason they revert back to ." Hi how you doing ". .... Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on with regard to point 5 - i think its much better to wipe my cock at yours as its your juice. Be too rude to expect the next visit to allow me to wipe at hets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually a big fan of cuddling after sex. I know some people prefer not to though. Thoughts?"

I like a cuddle before, during and after

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Number 4 is spot on

although hang around the forums, you will see it in all it's undignified glory.

sad all round.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

LOL at Squirtation Certificate. There are far too many men who, on finding out I do that, make it their goal for the evening. Squirting doesn't mean orgasm, and I'm just left frustrated and rather soggy.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Of course single woman never ever carry out numbers 1 & 4

glad you said that..... its like you never see it in the forums at all..

the condescendion is strong is this thread..

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By *ophiasChoiceWoman
over a year ago

ystrad mynach

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman
over a year ago

Stoke

Gosh , I didn't expect such a response lol But it's great to hear other ladies have experienced same issues as me.

Unless it has been a crap shag , I love nothing more than a cuppa and a cuddle after. Especially as I then have a bed to change, a living room to tidy etc.

I'm not saying we ladies are perfect, far from it, just sometimes it's good to get things off ones chest

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

Oh lighten up

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

Oh lighten up

Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I've met someone who constantly asks "Debbie had cock?"and "what panties Debs wearing?" Wondering if he is the same bloke haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

Oh lighten up

Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!

No thanks ive seen enough cock

But really on here theres always threads that are light hearted and done with a bit a fun injected into them while getting their point across so to comment that its a bashing thread only turns it sour

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

Oh lighten up

Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!

Oh dear, I think you need to take this thread in the spirit it was written!

FYI I have never bashed a single guy , I never ask for cock pics and I have met enough fellas off here who are absolutely ace!

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

Oh lighten up

Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!

No thanks ive seen enough cock

Yeah I appreciate that , but when you've seen hundreds of them it gets tedious . Anyway rant over , don't want to appear grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone see the thread this week started about guys not taking the time to learn how to make women squirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

Oh lighten up

Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!

No thanks ive seen enough cock

Yeah I appreciate that , but when you've seen hundreds of them it gets tedious . Anyway rant over , don't want to appear grumpy "

Many threads get tedious, I think the kiss,fuck.avoid threads are.... so I dont read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

Oh lighten up

Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!

No thanks ive seen enough cock

Yeah I appreciate that , but when you've seen hundreds of them it gets tedious . Anyway rant over , don't want to appear grumpy

Many threads get tedious, I think the kiss,fuck.avoid threads are.... so I dont read them

Fuck

(Missed the point .... Moi??)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thing quite a few ask for cock pics when you dont have them on your profile you cant win lol

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Funny thing quite a few ask for cock pics when you dont have them on your profile you cant win lol

Of course you can, have them hidden and send them to those that ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

true lol

funny thing is most say no cocks pics then ask for them dont figure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2. is actually a worry of mine, because I don't always remember if I've had the brush-off of a deleted mail before.

A polite "thanks but no thanks" stick in the head better."

thats what the block features for, block them and you cant message again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

Anyway rant over , don't want to appear grumpy "

bit late for that mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread

Oh lighten up

Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!

No thanks ive seen enough cock

Yeah I appreciate that , but when you've seen hundreds of them it gets tedious . Anyway rant over , don't want to appear grumpy

Many threads get tedious, I think the kiss,fuck.avoid threads are.... so I dont read them

Fuck

(Missed the point .... Moi??) "

Only just got that

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