FabSwingers.com forum: Hotel Noises...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With meets its easy for everyone to get quite vocal now and again, especially at particular times

Anyone ever had any complaints or a knock on the door? Got to be a funny story somewhere? lol

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I used to rent a house with my then bf. the walls were quite thin. And we had a budgie.

My neighbour said one day ' these walls are so thin I can hear your budgie tweeting'

The look on her face as she said it made me realise she wasn't really on about the budgie!!!

I kept my nighttime activities a bit quieter after that.

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Lol, not actually a meet or a hotel, but we once got told after a particularly 'playful' few weeks, by a neighbour "I don't know if anything has been said to you, but [pointing at a house 3 doors up from ours] they lodged a complaint with the council, and we had the noise pollution officer out. You guys must have one hell of a sex life."

I wasn't sure how to break it to Jen so I tried various methods of gagging over a series of weeks, in the end we just moved to another room and made sure the bed was well away from the window and the window are always 100% closed lol.

Marcus

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Lol, not actually a meet or a hotel, but we once got told after a particularly 'playful' few weeks, by a neighbour "I don't know if anything has been said to you, but [pointing at a house 3 doors up from ours] they lodged a complaint with the council, and we had the noise pollution officer out. You guys must have one hell of a sex life."

Marcus "

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall if they had contacted you about the said complaint...

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I have actually had a meet shush me.... annoyed me a little

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Lol, I would have requested a face to face meeting rather than a letter, to discuss the matter, it would have been an interesting discussion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have actually had a meet shush me.... annoyed me a little

might have woke his wife up

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"I have actually had a meet shush me.... annoyed me a little

might have woke his wife up

in a hotel? No.. he was just self conscious. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent a night with Sarah when we lived apart, a great night of sex got more and more carried away and louder and louder until we got a loud bang on the wall... maybe they were just jealous??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We stayed at HIE in Croydon a few weeks ago. It was quite far away but there must have been a orgy going on somewhere close by. Unmistakeable sounds of several people shagging. We were quite envious. LOL.

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By *ighly ProfessionalMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Was in a travel inn in Cardiff , walked past a room and heard the telling noise. I stood outside and listen for a while. An hour later i walked past and three young girls came out . If only i had knocked things may have ended differently

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Years ago when a friend of mine moved into a flat with her boyfriend, they found a note one morning slid under the door. It politely asked them to please close their bedroom window at night as they could be 'heard'. And yes 'heard' was actually in ' ' in the note. HA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I travel a lot with work and stay in plenty of hotels - listening out for others fucking is always just part of the fun

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Got invited back to a guys hotel room after a social, (he's booked into a double room on his own) along with another couple and a single female, six of us in all.

We all get in, and proceed to have some fun, and two of the ladies are quite noisy!

Suddenly there is a knock at the door, and we all try to look nonchalant whilst sitting round in various states of undress, the ladies in sexy undies.

It was the night manager, who walks in, looks around, clocks us all, and then, without batting an eyelid.... asks us to keep the noise down before leaving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex b/f hadn't long moved into his new home, when he overheard his neighbours talking about the pornstar who had just moved in.

We closed the windows from then on

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By *ixxxWoman
over a year ago

London

Not too long ago a friend of mine took me back to his place, during our play he got a text, basically his neighbor saying he was fed up of him listening to porn so loud lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not too long ago a friend of mine took me back to his place, during our play he got a text, basically his neighbor saying he was fed up of him listening to porn so loud lol"

amazing lol

Before I moved to bham whenever I stayed in the Britannia in Bham centre there was always some girl hanging out the window getting a good seeing to, rather hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once in a hotel room the guy I was with shoved my damp. Well ok wet knickers in my mouth to muffle the sounds !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not too long ago a friend of mine took me back to his place, during our play he got a text, basically his neighbor saying he was fed up of him listening to porn so loud lol

amazing lol

Before I moved to bham whenever I stayed in the Britannia in Bham centre there was always some girl hanging out the window getting a good seeing to, rather hot!"

That made me laugh coz it could well have been me!..my partner and I often stayed at the bham Britannia before we moved in together!

I'm definitely not quiet - every hotel we stayed in more than once we seemed to end up right at the end of the corridor!

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By *adboy.4lifeMan
over a year ago

northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just after Christmas I moved into some temporary accomodation on the top floor annex of a house. The neighbours below banged on their ceiling when we first had sex, so after the first time we tried being so quiet that we had to 'writhe' rather than 'fuck' even to make sure there was no repetitive banging sounds, and we had to whisper to each other directly into each others ears and Mr had to put his hands over my mouth to smother any squeaks, however they STILL banged up and went on to write us a letter saying that their son had been unable to relax on his visit that he had had to leave early. I was so embarrased as I had tried so hard to be considerate and quiet. They lodged a complaint with the landlord who called me and said she didnt know how to tell me this but they could hear me 'making love' and that had she known I had a boyfriend she wouldn't have let the annex to me as they don't like to hear people having sex! And went on to say please could I stop! Can you rent a 'sex free' flat!? I was only there for 3 weeks but it was ridiculous to be told I couldn't have sex, I felt like a teenager! Eventually one day after being as quiet as mice and them rattling the always locked door handle of the attic stairs and banging on the door, we decided that we couldn't win even when trying to be quiet so just had more 'normal' sex (not really loud still) and after a while they shouted up 'this is ridiculous it's not a sex marathon you know just STOP HAVING SEX' !! It was a nightmare. I couldn't wait to leave, moving out a week early through annoyance and embarrasment!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two occasions.

1st occasion

The hotel attendant came to our room and told us to keep the noise down. Ok sothe lady we were playing with was a little bit loud but we didn't mind.

Thinking it must've been one of the neighbours who complained, we went upstairs to their hotel room.

In their room the playing and noise continued. During the play the hotel attendant came up to our room for a second time because he felt we were making too much noise.

Did we take heed to the warning? Nope

2nd Occasion

We were having a discussion in our hotel room whilst music was playing in the background. We discussed topics such as what we do for a living and swinging. We got a knock on our door.

Turns out the security guard and the hotel attendant took objections to our topic of discussion, like how did they even know what we were talking about? They warned us that we would be expelled from the hotel if we did not "tone it down".

We suspect they had their ear to the door as we couldn't even hear the music when we left the room and went down the corridor.

Safe to say we won't be using that hotel branch again.

Silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone complain, I love listening to couples in the next room

Never had any complaints myself, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, my wife and another couple were in a hotel room in Sheffield, one of the staff banged on the door and asked us to keep it down. Then the same thing happend 30mins later but this time they were saying "I know there's more than two of you in there". We finished up and went out for food, our faces were bright red as we walked past the staff at the desk

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"I have actually had a meet shush me.... annoyed me a little

That happened to me too and I felt the same as you!

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I was with a much younger lady I meet from a more kinky site,we were in a hotel just outside Ramsgates.The lady was tied down on the bed,when the night security knocked at the door,he was worried on hearing the strange sounds coming from the room that everything was ok.Lets just say the laddies bum was very red and marked and is now into DP and 3somes and we have been back to the hotel for lots of other fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uni halls are well known for thin walls....hence the constant sound of sex going around.

Very awkward when ex's are nearby!

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By *igax2001Man
over a year ago

midlands

I quite often hear my well to do neighbours at it and having lots of fun at night ! Makes me very horny when I se her in the morning !!!

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By *ootleCouple
over a year ago

Romford, Essex

Oh dear - we went to Erotica a couple of years ago and stayed at a local Hilton near Earles Court, needless to say a few swingers were also staying at the hotel. At 3am in the room behind us, four people (at least !) were at it hammer and tongs and slapping each other arses while fucking for England, it was obvious they were not going to run out of steam anytime soon and after paying nearly £200 quid for a good nights sleep they were starting to get on our fucking nerves !!! so we phoned reception and made a complaint - next thing we heard the phone in there room ring......followed by silence......folowed by 'oh fuck, some stuck up prudes complained...and all went quiet.

Next morning at breakfast we were looking across the tables thinking who were the lucky bastards. I also expect they were looking around to see who the miserable gits were in the room next door!

Next time send us a bloody invite !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bev gets very vocal while being fucked by some guys weve met. Best solution ive found to silence her during these moments is to place my cock in her mouth doesnt spoil anything for her and allows the other guests to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few weeks back we had the lady next door shouting at the top of her voice can you give it a rest it is 130 in the morning lets say the mrs e won't look her in the face but we get some funny smiles didn't finish though mrs e went shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happened yet but a good few years ago myself and an ex used to run a hotel. I came back home about 3am after a night out to find two of our guests getting busy on the sofas in the reception area!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the same! It kind put a bit of a damper on things. I was enjoying myself! I think I am a bit noisy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partner and I had a few friends round after the pub, one thing led to another and there was five of us in the bedroom having some fun when the old bill knocked on the door, our really annoying neighbors had complained of noise, that put a dampener on that

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By *ravellingAndyMan
over a year ago

Brandon

3 incidents spring to mind...

1st in a Reading hotel before it got air conditioning so all windows were open. Everyone got an earful of the usual moaning and groaning across the courtyard followed by a splendid climax from both parties. This was closely followed by someone shouting 'thank fuck for that, can we all get some sleep now'

2nd was in the same hotel. I had a very fun long lunch break with a fem FB. When we had finished and the room looked like a bomb had hit it and smelt pretty funky we opened the door to be greeted by 3 cleaning staff wearing silly grins cheerfully asking to clean our room.

3rd and my favourite. Unfortunately not me but told to me by another FB who is more than a bit noisy! When she was away with her now ex husband in a hotel they were interrupted post climax with a knock on the hotel door. Rather than the manager it was another resident who asked very politely if he could join in as it sounded fun. Rather taken aback, his offer was equally politely declined. However they spotted him in the bar the following night and took him up on his offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once had a crowd outside our hotel door. Could heat the whispering of young party goers..needless to say, we had people knocking on our doors late night which got annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were having a Greedy Girl event at the Brighton spa Bghs and the owner complained that the greedy girl could be heard 2 floors down...

She asked if we had something to put into the offending girls mouth ha....

Problem sorted as we took turms gagging/ muffling the screams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once fucked a lady doggy style on her not so stable cast iron bed, whislt getting into the swing of things and het holding the rails and I was fucking her hard the bed was rocking and banging against the wall, her nosey neighbour came round and started moaning and shouting at her, so I came down the stairs with nothing on and told him to do one, she said he makes loads of noise all the time and moans at everyone else, took her back upsatirs to finish the job off and suprising enough he didnt knock again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once had a standing ovation outside our bedroom window from a group who I assume had left the pub around the corner. Quite amusing, but we do try to keep windows closed and play music.

The kids have kind of got used to our daily antics over the years, but once we left a large group of them drinking and smoking in our converted garage, thinking it would be a while before they left. Me and the Mrs got down to business and were in full force when they all decided to leave; so we had 12 teenagers/20 year olds, my son who was home with his new fiancé from America who we had only just met for the first time, stood virtually underneath us, with the door surround banging off the door with every thrust (apparently) and the noise superbly amplified by our king size water bed. Suffice to say, the kids give us shit the next day.

I have always told my kids: it's free, it's legal and about the only thing the government hasn't taxed yet, so I am going to bloody enjoy it. They don't know of our extra activities though, or haven't said!

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