FabSwingers.com forum: Anal cleansing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi there - would anyone be able to advise me on methods of cleaning inside my bum, prior to anal sex?

Or is there any dietary practices I can follow?

I've had some accidents during anal and it mortifys me. I would be so thankful for any advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a douche from lovehoney, it's helped so far.

I'm such a worrier about that kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks, I will check that out xxx

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By *pikey34Man
over a year ago

Merstham

I bought attachment for shower easy to use and cleans all you need ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I researched it and bought self easy enemas that are from the states... they are highly reviewed and you just use it the evening/morning before you due to play. Its called fleet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the other person says,a douche from lovehuney is great and does the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like the other person says,a douche from lovehuney is great and does the job

make sure you leave enough time between douche and the deed

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By *rishmochaMan
over a year ago

Herts

"I researched it and bought self easy enemas that are from the states... they are highly reviewed and you just use it the evening/morning before you due to play. Its called fleet"

Be warned Fleet will clear you out! Normally used the day before an endoscope. Don't expect to be able to do anything for 4-6 hours after taking & I do mean anything. Your bathroom will be only place you'll want to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use the shower hose. push it right up inside.. i never knew the human body held so much sh.te..

never had any embarressing accidents yet.

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By *aughtylittlemeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I just use the shower, unscrew the head, put it against and push, it allows the water up... do a little dance and out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd recommend that you not only begin by douching thoroughly, but AFTER you've douched, warm up by using an anal toy - why? Because the water can be trapped further up than you realise, and regular pushing won't always clear it out, obviously this can lead to a lot of embarrassment when the anus loosens up during anal. By using the toy for a few minutes after douching, you can be sure all the water has gone, and if not, you can just repeat the douching until you're sure you're thoroughly clean. It sounds like a lot of work, but good anal sex requires good preparation.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

get a douche .. use it a good few hours before a meet, then repeat until it goes clear. But leave a couple of hours for all the water to evaquate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd recommend that you not only begin by douching thoroughly, but AFTER you've douched, warm up by using an anal toy - why? Because the water can be trapped further up than you realise, and regular pushing won't always clear it out, obviously this can lead to a lot of embarrassment when the anus loosens up during anal. By using the toy for a few minutes after douching, you can be sure all the water has gone, and if not, you can just repeat the douching until you're sure you're thoroughly clean. It sounds like a lot of work, but good anal sex requires good preparation."

i agree with this about the water getting trapped , i washed out using shower with no head , thought i was finished till sitting in the car , one little belly burp was all it needed and i was covered , yuk xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shower hose up ya arse ? Bit silly. Got these images of somebody doin that then pushin shit into plug hole with big toe and it squeezing between the others ! Surely sitting on the skitter bin with a douche is wiser ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i will have to invest in a douche xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

http://www.shopwiki.co.uk/l/magnum-shower-enema-set-chrome

look this up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this about anal cleansing makes me wonder if best a mate helps or is it case of keeping friends close and enemas even closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does nt need to enter you, the unscrewed shower acts a suction cap over your hole

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Drink a couple of pints of prune juice - that'll sort you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olive oil with a squeezed lemon in it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah. Spose. Still the problem of big toe squashin log downt plug tho eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaLtfNAPFM0

From the website advertisers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used one but intend too. Good Advice

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By *wfirsttimersCouple
over a year ago

kendal

"All this about anal cleansing makes me wonder if best a mate helps or is it case of keeping friends close and enemas even closer

Haha. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olive oil with a squeezed lemon in it works"

Works where???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok silly question and I apologise, only time I did anal, I didn't know he was going to want it. If you got a meet, do you anal cleanse before just In case its wanted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind is running overtime with all those comments.... Pmsl...

The things we do for sex. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best, entertaining thread ever!!!

Nowt worse than sneezing and well, you know the rest - drive home, get changed, rock up late with the poorest excuse ever!

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"Ok silly question and I apologise, only time I did anal, I didn't know he was going to want it. If you got a meet, do you anal cleanse before just In case its wanted?

The thing is did you want it?

I think its best to talk about that stuff before you meet, that way no nasty surprises and you can prepare beforehand.

If it was suggested to me on a meet and we hadn't discussed it, I'd say nooooo way !!!!!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

You can buy a anal douche from any chemist's. Anne summers even sell them all with free advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please dont use the shower hose or olive oil/lemon juice or fleet! All of the above are dangerous without medical supervision. Seek guidance from the family planning nurse or doctor. X

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By *e ja vue 2Couple
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"i use the shower hose. push it right up inside.. i never knew the human body held so much sh.te..

never had any embarressing accidents yet."

mrs d did that but the silly sod kept the shower on HOT and burnt her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so glad someone has asked this. my douche is sitting unused....so far. i would indulge in anal far more often it i wasn't soooo paranoid about poop. all the advice has been great. thanks. i have been using dulcolax so there is no back up, but still not "clean". Yay....i shall get my bum clean and enjoy the experience. lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok silly question and I apologise, only time I did anal, I didn't know he was going to want it. If you got a meet, do you anal cleanse before just In case its wanted?

The thing is did you want it?

I think its best to talk about that stuff before you meet, that way no nasty surprises and you can prepare beforehand.

If it was suggested to me on a meet and we hadn't discussed it, I'd say nooooo way !!!!!

We had before. this was a rare visit to his house, so was relaxed and I trusted him with my life, he was a regular friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a hair dye bottle with a very thin head. I fill it up with soapy liquid to douche whilst sitting on the loo. I do this 5-6 times till the water runs clear and I know Im empty. It lasts a good 6 hours x x

I had a rather nasty experience of using a strap on with guy so I dont do that to any guy now xx

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

I would agree about leaving an hour or so after I douche. I do it abot4 to 5 times till its clear. then not long before I meet I finger myself just to check

so far so good and Ive even been rimmed

once so must of been ok

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

"I use a hair dye bottle with a very thin head. I fill it up with soapy liquid to douche whilst sitting on the loo. I do this 5-6 times till the water runs clear and I know Im empty. It lasts a good 6 hours x x

I had a rather nasty experience of using a strap on with guy so I dont do that to any guy now xx "

don't use any soapy water it will strip the lining of the bowel, just use water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought that was what bidets were for as well xxxx

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I researched it and bought self easy enemas that are from the states... they are highly reviewed and you just use it the evening/morning before you due to play. Its called fleet"

Glad it works for you. With a medical head on you and others should be aware that Fleet is very commonly used in the NHS for patients being admitted for bowel surgery. Therefore it will be VERY effective

No scare story just build doses up slowly

Long term use is not advised. Sorry Med lecture over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been douching for over a year. The best things I have bought of LoveHoney...simple to use and always effective, thus far no horror stories, to report.

Luke-warm water, in the sink, always sit on the loo, come on we are all guilty of peeing in the shower, but pooping! NO thank you. Just repeat until the water runs clear, I have to be honest and say, you will know when all is clear, when you......here goes....trump!, I don't know why, but its like a little, 'yep, alls clear here' signal for me.

In answer to the previous question, I always douche before meets, its just part of my getting ready routine now, like the rest of the ritual us women have lol

Hope this helps, I am now off to hide now, as surely girls don't bottom burp!!?

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

I'm astounded at this thread pmsl . I've never done anything, never even thought about it and never had a problem with anal. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought attachment for shower easy to use and cleans all you need ??"

I made my own attachment just a length og tubing snd boy does it shift some stuff lol

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Best, entertaining thread ever!!!

Nowt worse than sneezing and well, you know the rest - drive home, get changed, rock up late with the poorest excuse ever!"

Poorest or pooest excuse?

I'll get my coat

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I researched it and bought self easy enemas that are from the states... they are highly reviewed and you just use it the evening/morning before you due to play. Its called fleet

There speaks a healthcare professorial or a bad experience due to taking. So true though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gay male friend told me about the shower trick and it works a treat though I don't do it too regular, makes bum fun much more relaxing for me, and him, only one guy is trusted to go there anyway and he's had surprises, blush and die for me but he's cool about it!

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaLtfNAPFM0

From the website advertisers"

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"Please dont use the shower hose or olive oil/lemon juice or fleet! All of the above are dangerous without medical supervision. Seek guidance from the family planning nurse or doctor. X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olive oil with a squeezed lemon in it works

Works where???"

You drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink it???

a friend of mine said a good shit before u do anal play would be fine x

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"I'm astounded at this thread pmsl . I've never done anything, never even thought about it and never had a problem with anal. X"

I'm with u Hun, never had any accidents so far!!

Hope I don't jinx myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argos are doing some cracking deals on jet washers right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought an attachment for the shower, gets you really clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"http://www.shopwiki.co.uk/l/magnum-shower-enema-set-chrome

look this up"

that's great, an enema set amongst shower kits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please dont use the shower hose or olive oil/lemon juice or fleet! All of the above are dangerous without medical supervision. Seek guidance from the family planning nurse or doctor. X"

I will tell my friend then as he uses and suggested I use a shower hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried the shower just out of interest lol works easy

cant see it bein a problem as long as u dont put too much water in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a douche before anal sex. Read somewhere that you shouldnt douche too often as it wrecks the natural bacteria or something thats up there......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha!! Chocolate angel delight!! With little choccy bits!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all accept that our basic anatomies are the same: bones, muscles, flesh, limbs, hair (somewhere :p). However we do have gender differences, for example women have gorgeous pussies and men, if they’re lucky, long dangly things

. What we do have that varies greatly is our physiology, and it is this variation which means some Fab members are lucky enough not to have to prep that lovely dark hole whereas others have to spend quite some time.

Once upon-a-time there were seven men... oops I digress somewhere between a fantasy of a gangbang and the story of Snow White

. Sooo back to the shit talk, once upon a time I suffered mild constipation, this meant there was no faecal smearing on my anus once a bowel movement had occurred. To prepare myself for anal fun I would lube a small butt plug to relax my sphincter (initially I had not even given a thought about poo). I discovered this would kick off a peristalsis action, in other words, whatever was in my digestive tract would begin to move and whatever was already in my rectum would evacuate. I’d then have a shower and sluice A LITTLE (let’s say a tongue’s worth

I don’t have constipation anymore thanks to certain supplements, which is great in everyday life but oh my, has my anal preparation been extended. I still use a lubed butt plug but have to use it as early in the day as possible because I now need repeated peristalsis actions. I’m sure you don’t really want me to go into the biology of it or give you a visual :D. I then shower when I think it’s all over and sluice more than a tongue’s worth

Bottom line (ha!) – make sure a condom is used and have wipes at the ready. It is also advisable to never go from arse to mouth or arse to pussy.

Seriously, this ain't me!! Non vanilla cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah. Spose. Still the problem of big toe squashin log downt plug tho eh.

not with my high fibre diet , all those seeds and fruit seem to keep it flowing xx

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