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Squirming is weeing, isn't it?

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By *umi2 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

NW Cumbria

We were at a swinging house party recently, and a woman squirted on the sofa. It was seen as really horny 'in the moment', but later, when the wet bit of the sofa had gone cold, no-one wanted to sit on it.

So basically, someone had peed on the couch, right?

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By *ark742024Man
3 weeks ago

Stoke/Cheshire

Squirming?

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By *oan of DArcCouple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"We were at a swinging house party recently, and a woman squirted on the sofa. It was seen as really horny 'in the moment', but later, when the wet bit of the sofa had gone cold, no-one wanted to sit on it.

So basically, someone had peed on the couch, right?"

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By *umi2 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

NW Cumbria


"Squirming? "

Sorry! Bloody autocorrect

It's meant to say, 'squinting' not 'squirming'!

No wait! 'Squirting'!

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By *umi2 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

NW Cumbria

Someone's kindly PM us about the Skene's gland - really interesting and something we didn't know.

But from what we can gather, the Skene's gland only produces a tiny amount of liquid, not a sofa-soaking squirt

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By *all me FlikWoman
3 weeks ago

Galaxy Far Far Away


"We were at a swinging house party recently, and a woman squirted on the sofa. It was seen as really horny 'in the moment', but later, when the wet bit of the sofa had gone cold, no-one wanted to sit on it.

So basically, someone had peed on the couch, right?"

Yep

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By *aandLoCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton

There are numerous threads about this. And squirting is certainly not the same as watersports in practice - not debating the chemical make-up.

The lady squirting didn't choose to wee on a sofa, it was a response to pleasurable stimulation. Why would you try to kink shame?

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By *iss KinkWoman
3 weeks ago

Up North


"We were at a swinging house party recently, and a woman squirted on the sofa. It was seen as really horny 'in the moment', but later, when the wet bit of the sofa had gone cold, no-one wanted to sit on it.

So basically, someone had peed on the couch, right?"

Yes but probably couldn’t control it

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

The one and only time it's ever happened to me, it certainly wasn't urine.

My ex came very hard as I was spooning her and my leg got covered in a clear, thin substance that was almost sticky. Probably the consistency of baby oil.

It was a surprise to her too.

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By *umi2 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

NW Cumbria

Sorry, it's asked in a light-hearted tone but there's no intention to 'kink shame' - we're just curious and confused

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By *umi2 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

NW Cumbria

We seem to have inadvertently offended some people with this post. Sorry.

The intention wasn't "tiresome squirt-bashing" or "kink shaming" or impyling that it's not a pleasurable experience or denying the existence of the almond-sized Skene gland ...

We just wanted to know if a 'squirt' (as in a myriad of vids on Fab) was urine. Perhaps we should have asked that in a straightforward way, rather than being light-hearted.

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

I don’t ever squirt but I do if it’s viable ( eg on a mat or waterproof bed at a club ) let my self go when getting deep g spot pleasure, it’s not me actually weeing but when I’m getting pleasured I relax and sometimes it’s been known that some fluid has come out.

I don’t know what to call it but it feels good and my fella loves it when I do so win win.

Rarely do it on a meet though x

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By *ark742024Man
3 weeks ago

Stoke/Cheshire


"Squirming?

Sorry! Bloody autocorrect

It's meant to say, 'squinting' not 'squirming'!

No wait! 'Squirting'! "

That made me laugh

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By *lueDressWoman
3 weeks ago

Bath Somerset

That's a funny one. For some it is actually yellow, and it's urine for sure. For others it's a watery transparent white sweet and salty liquid. From the Skene gland

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By *oventry4biMan
3 weeks ago

coventry

It's an amazing thing. I love it when I get a big squirt in the face. Tastes gorgeous.

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By *ichaelsmyMan
3 weeks ago

douglas

only a very small part of the liquid is pee, even then it is very very diluted.

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By *uskimCouple
3 weeks ago

Calderdale

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By *eknowyourwatchingCouple
3 weeks ago

Wellingborough

🤣🤣🤣nobody wants to sit in the wet patch after the moment, be it sweat, cum , pee, whatever you want to call it , its like watching porn to wank and deleting your history straight after , the moments gone and you dont want to deal with the consequences

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By *ocknroll84Man
3 weeks ago

Angus

I really don't care. I've been lucky enough to have been involved with it on several occasions now and find it highly erotic and a huge turn on, so do they. What I've discovered is waterproof bedsheets are required, if it's a really good night a few sheets might be needed.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"only a very small part of the liquid is pee, even then it is very very diluted."

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Where do you think the rest of the liquid comes from?

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By *eakingTogetherMan
3 weeks ago

St Helens


"only a very small part of the liquid is pee, even then it is very very diluted.

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Where do you think the rest of the liquid comes from?"

Exactly this but I've long since given up challenging those who choose to delude themselves that a mattress-soaking volume of liquid has exploded from those TINY little glands.

It's just not worth the aggro so I decided to let them believe they've grown a special sex-bladder that modern medicine has yet to discover.

One day the rest of us poor primates may evolve sufficiently to develop such a wonderful organ.

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By *aandLoCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *aandLoCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"only a very small part of the liquid is pee, even then it is very very diluted.

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Where do you think the rest of the liquid comes from?

Exactly this but I've long since given up challenging those who choose to delude themselves that a mattress-soaking volume of liquid has exploded from those TINY little glands.

It's just not worth the aggro so I decided to let them believe they've grown a special sex-bladder that modern medicine has yet to discover.

One day the rest of us poor primates may evolve sufficiently to develop such a wonderful organ.

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Why do people delude themselves that their view has to be the correct one accepted by all? Why do they need that validation?

Why not: don't challenge them, don't ridicule them, and be a decent person who lets other people enjoy sex in their own way? Meanwhile, you could be getting on with enjoying your own sex life. 🤷

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By *runette69Woman
3 weeks ago

Guildford

I recently had a few encounters where the guy was trying to fist , we had talked about it first and I was interested and everything was consensual

We didn’t manage the fisting but he made me gush which I loved and last time we met, I squirted and gushed like a fountain, I love it and don’t care what it is, it feels amazing

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
3 weeks ago

SW Scotland

Not bothered about where it’s from or what its chemical make up is. Happens when I’m having fun.

We always try and avoid doing it on seats unless we put a towel down first though

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By *oventry4biMan
3 weeks ago

coventry


"I recently had a few encounters where the guy was trying to fist , we had talked about it first and I was interested and everything was consensual

We didn’t manage the fisting but he made me gush which I loved and last time we met, I squirted and gushed like a fountain, I love it and don’t care what it is, it feels amazing "

This is what it's all about

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By *arkKatalystWoman
3 weeks ago

East Anglia


"only a very small part of the liquid is pee, even then it is very very diluted.

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Where do you think the rest of the liquid comes from?

Exactly this but I've long since given up challenging those who choose to delude themselves that a mattress-soaking volume of liquid has exploded from those TINY little glands.

It's just not worth the aggro so I decided to let them believe they've grown a special sex-bladder that modern medicine has yet to discover.

One day the rest of us poor primates may evolve sufficiently to develop such a wonderful organ.

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The full extent of the clitoris was discovered only in 1998. The female body has had very little research over the years, there may be more to come!

But yes sometimes the bladder is involved in sex, hardly surprising with how anatomically close everything is really.

For myself I can say I have experienced all situations discussed in the thread, depending on the stimulation.

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By *loodydeliciousMan
3 weeks ago

Tyneside


"We seem to have inadvertently offended some people with this post. Sorry.

The intention wasn't "tiresome squirt-bashing" or "kink shaming" or impyling that it's not a pleasurable experience or denying the existence of the almond-sized Skene gland ...

We just wanted to know if a 'squirt' (as in a myriad of vids on Fab) was urine. Perhaps we should have asked that in a straightforward way, rather than being light-hearted."

The squirt is very diluted urine sometimes mixed wih a bit of Skene glands secretion.

But it's not peeing, there is a different process of the body quickly filling the bladder with fluid and releasing it in one go.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"only a very small part of the liquid is pee, even then it is very very diluted.

--------------------------------------------------------------

Where do you think the rest of the liquid comes from?

Exactly this but I've long since given up challenging those who choose to delude themselves that a mattress-soaking volume of liquid has exploded from those TINY little glands.

It's just not worth the aggro so I decided to let them believe they've grown a special sex-bladder that modern medicine has yet to discover.

One day the rest of us poor primates may evolve sufficiently to develop such a wonderful organ.

The full extent of the clitoris was discovered only in 1998. The female body has had very little research over the years, there may be more to come!

But yes sometimes the bladder is involved in sex, hardly surprising with how anatomically close everything is really.

For myself I can say I have experienced all situations discussed in the thread, depending on the stimulation. "

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The female body has had extensive research over the years, a physiologist, gynecologist or urologist will wax lyrical about it, there's little mythical about why some women squirt or where the gushing comes from!

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By *umi2 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

NW Cumbria

This has been an enlightening post for us - we've learnt new things, about female anatomy, how NOT to ask questions and how people react to facts versus what they want to be true.

We know now not to be too jokey when asking questions - in this case, not to take the piss out of squirting. (Sorry Couldn't resist that one!)

Women definitely 'ejaculate' but this is different from the 'squirting' at the party we attended (or the numerous vids on Fab).

It does seem that some people don't realise that two things can both be true: That squirting is really pleasurable and that it's pee.

But what's especially interesting is that those who literally want to take the piss out of squirting (ie. deny it's wee) are mainly men. They seem to want to believe it's a special thing - perhaps cos it shows their sexual prowess? If so, that says more about the male ego than anatomical reality

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By *wingwithusltdCouple
3 weeks ago

Kent


"🤣🤣🤣nobody wants to sit in the wet patch after the moment, be it sweat, cum , pee, whatever you want to call it , its like watching porn to wank and deleting your history straight after , the moments gone and you dont want to deal with the consequences "

Hahaha! I love the way you put that! True though... in bed no one wants to lie in the wet patch!

Scarlett from the _wingwithusltd team

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By *wingwithusltdCouple
3 weeks ago

Kent


"only a very small part of the liquid is pee, even then it is very very diluted.

--------------------------------------------------------------

Where do you think the rest of the liquid comes from?

Exactly this but I've long since given up challenging those who choose to delude themselves that a mattress-soaking volume of liquid has exploded from those TINY little glands.

It's just not worth the aggro so I decided to let them believe they've grown a special sex-bladder that modern medicine has yet to discover.

One day the rest of us poor primates may evolve sufficiently to develop such a wonderful organ.

The full extent of the clitoris was discovered only in 1998. The female body has had very little research over the years, there may be more to come!

But yes sometimes the bladder is involved in sex, hardly surprising with how anatomically close everything is really.

For myself I can say I have experienced all situations discussed in the thread, depending on the stimulation. "

Always the bloke trying to mansplain women's bodies to us lol.

Scarlett x

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By *thsinnerMan
2 weeks ago

belfast


"Someone's kindly PM us about the Skene's gland - really interesting and something we didn't know.

But from what we can gather, the Skene's gland only produces a tiny amount of liquid, not a sofa-soaking squirt"

Not quite true, it only takes a small percentage of ingested water at a time, it takes more if regular fruit and veg is present, but the more it is flushed out and released the larger its capacity gets as long as there is hydration to replensih it.

The skene glad is the body's natural living water generator, this water gets used for other things amongst them re-absorbed into the blood to become plasma so if it isn't used elsewhere the body only uses so much of it per day.

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By *ornucopiaMan
2 weeks ago

Bexley

Golden rule:

Don't have sex on a sofa (unless it is dedicated for that purpose) without using protection..

..for the sofa!

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By *oan of DArcCouple
2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Someone's kindly PM us about the Skene's gland - really interesting and something we didn't know.

But from what we can gather, the Skene's gland only produces a tiny amount of liquid, not a sofa-soaking squirt

Not quite true, it only takes a small percentage of ingested water at a time, it takes more if regular fruit and veg is present, but the more it is flushed out and released the larger its capacity gets as long as there is hydration to replensih it.

The skene glad is the body's natural living water generator, this water gets used for other things amongst them re-absorbed into the blood to become plasma so if it isn't used elsewhere the body only uses so much of it per day. "

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Did you sell snake oil in a former life?!

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By *andb69Couple
2 weeks ago

leeds


"Someone's kindly PM us about the Skene's gland - really interesting and something we didn't know.

But from what we can gather, the Skene's gland only produces a tiny amount of liquid, not a sofa-soaking squirt

Not quite true, it only takes a small percentage of ingested water at a time, it takes more if regular fruit and veg is present, but the more it is flushed out and released the larger its capacity gets as long as there is hydration to replensih it.

The skene glad is the body's natural living water generator, this water gets used for other things amongst them re-absorbed into the blood to become plasma so if it isn't used elsewhere the body only uses so much of it per day. "

I'm sorry, but this is utter garbage. I find it strange that in this post-truth era that someone's opinion or view somehow trumps scientific fact. Just read the scientific research papers in Google Scholar. The liquid is almost all urine with a small amount of "flavour" from the skenes gland. Doesn't make it bad, wrong or (for some) unenjoyable, but it is what is.

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)


"Someone's kindly PM us about the Skene's gland - really interesting and something we didn't know.

But from what we can gather, the Skene's gland only produces a tiny amount of liquid, not a sofa-soaking squirt

Not quite true, it only takes a small percentage of ingested water at a time, it takes more if regular fruit and veg is present, but the more it is flushed out and released the larger its capacity gets as long as there is hydration to replensih it.

The skene glad is the body's natural living water generator, this water gets used for other things amongst them re-absorbed into the blood to become plasma so if it isn't used elsewhere the body only uses so much of it per day.

I'm sorry, but this is utter garbage. I find it strange that in this post-truth era that someone's opinion or view somehow trumps scientific fact. Just read the scientific research papers in Google Scholar. The liquid is almost all urine with a small amount of "flavour" from the skenes gland. Doesn't make it bad, wrong or (for some) unenjoyable, but it is what is. "

This! Plus I’m no scientist but I know what comes out of my own body and when I let my self go it’s mainly urine, does it stop beast loving it ? No absolutely not. He laps it up like it’s nectar !

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By *exie and HuskyCouple
2 weeks ago

Cockinmouth

99.9% pee,,,,, but god it's good when Lexie soaks me

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