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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi guys!!

I'm a bit bored tonight so I decided to post a very usual "rate and enhance my profile for me coz' I'm too lazy to do it myself, ya know" (let's be honest, it's only to hear you say how awesome my profile is )

Rip it to shred people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry can't rate it. Couldn't make it to the end.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ya fucked up there seriously boy, has nobody told you it's compulsory to have a Sydney Uni warning tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have look but I don't know where to click!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a tad long for my ideal....

But saying that,,,,,,,

I think it's very good profile, if it's an accurate description of what you offer and except as a potential swinging partner....

So its gets a from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ya fucked up there seriously boy, has nobody told you it's compulsory to have a Sydney Uni warning tut tut "

Ohhhh noooooooo!!! Now, my pictures will be used by some australian students who obviously don't have anything better to do

On a side note, I don't really look for advices on my profile: I just wanted to see what kind of banter you could come up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya fucked up there seriously boy, has nobody told you it's compulsory to have a Sydney Uni warning tut tut "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Just a tad long for my ideal.... "

Still talking about the profile??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bit boastful...and too much sex talk

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I just wanted to see what kind of banter you could come up with "

Banter is my middle name, wait til the evening wears on, I can't even understand half the stuff I post ma self

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bit boastful...and too much sex talk"

Can't stop being boastful: I'm french (most of my boast is said jokingly though)

And about the sex talk... Just read it again: I see what you mean, but we are on a swingers website after all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bit boastful...and too much sex talk

Can't stop being boastful: I'm french (most of my boast is said jokingly though)

And about the sex talk... Just read it again: I see what you mean, but we are on a swingers website after all!"

yes lol...it is a sex site...but talking about it on ur profile in a way that looks slightly immatureish..its easy to say somthing like

" I like oral both ways,and group fun"

instead it sounds like..

"I can lick pussy mmmm all nite long...caressing every bit of u as u fuck my hard cock between ur big boobies"

can u see the difference?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes lol...it is a sex site...but talking about it on ur profile in a way that looks slightly immatureish..its easy to say somthing like

" I like oral both ways,and group fun"

instead it sounds like..

"I can lick pussy mmmm all nite long...caressing every bit of u as u fuck my hard cock between ur big boobies"

can u see the difference? "

Yeah I can see the difference: I would never use the word "boobies" even if my life was on the line

To be fair, I love my immaturity and I'm not here to be serious at the slightest.... i'm definitely genuine, but I keep my seriousness for the real life, if you see what I mean.

The problem is that "I like oral both ways,and group fun" seems a bit boring to me: everybody has it on his profile... I was trying to stand out by trying to be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I think its okay; it only appears long because you have split it so taking the lines out, it isn't but I liked the layout.

The only comment I have is that I didn't like the line 'Yeah, it means I'll be able to have a proper chat with you' as it implies only Frenchmen can have a proper chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOOOOOOBIES

I love that word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with it at all mate!

I don't think its too long at all, too long is when it is so dull and inspiring and full of negative ranty cap that you can't wait for the end to come, and yours isn't.

Top marks lad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually I think its okay; it only appears long because you have split it so taking the lines out, it isn't but I liked the layout.

The only comment I have is that I didn't like the line 'Yeah, it means I'll be able to have a proper chat with you' as it implies only Frenchmen can have a proper chat "

Tbh it says he's an educated Frenchman. I read into it that far"educated" meant he could have a proper chat, whereas "Frenchman" referred to his accent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually I think its okay; it only appears long because you have split it so taking the lines out, it isn't but I liked the layout.

The only comment I have is that I didn't like the line 'Yeah, it means I'll be able to have a proper chat with you' as it implies only Frenchmen can have a proper chat

Tbh it says he's an educated Frenchman. I read into it that far"educated" meant he could have a proper chat, whereas "Frenchman" referred to his accent?"

Amen to that!!

Yeah, the "Frenchman" was for the accent and the "educated" was to show that I know more of English than just "I luv Boobees!!!"

To be clear: Loads of british people are able to have a proper chat (thankfully!) and I know a couple of French people with less conversation skills than a door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SORRY am I reading right your profile says your STR8 OMG lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"SORRY am I reading right your profile says your STR8 OMG lol"

Omagaaaaaaaaaaaad a straight guy on fab who doesn't "fancy a fuq"!!!

Though, I'm from Continental Europe: therefore, I am a bit camp...of course, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who doesn't "fancy a fuq"!!! oh dear hit a very raw nerve hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is good profile i think..clear about things and pics too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile reads well and to the point, Shame you are too far away and hope you find lots of fun on here and that we never see you in the forums saying "I can't get a meet"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your profile reads well and to the point, Shame you are too far away and hope you find lots of fun on here and that we never see you in the forums saying "I can't get a meet" "

I don't have that many meet you know but I'm striving for the quality ones, so...

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