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Can I identify myself as a vintage car ?

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By *yrealname26234 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Ewhurst

Hello there first post here , no clues of what im doing or really how to ask the questions im after so I will make it up as I go along!

So me a classic car 1 Lady owner and 1 pre owner test pilot, had a few miles on the clock in the fist year or so then got put into storage for many years !

Now im recently released from storage and keen to be used as intended , a rally car eager to get pushed to the limits as such!

Unfortunately very shy and has a phobia about being driven because of lack of experience all be it old now !

Would a confident mature experienced Lady whom likes to drive in all conditions willing to take on board a classic that needs careful but precise guidance to become the vehicle that will do all to achieve ! Perhaps shared ownership as long as the Lady has the keys and co pilots!

Baah waffling on but maybe slightly criptic post about myself anyone think there be any intrest for such a vehicle ??

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By *allySlinkyWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Do you need a hand crank to start ?

How tight are your nuts ?

Is your gear stick stiff ?

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By *yrealname26234 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Ewhurst


"Do you need a hand crank to start ?

How tight are your nuts ?

Is your gear stick stiff

Cock pit needs a spit and polish

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan
25 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

Hmm... Have you considered selling for parts?

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By *rasshopper201Man
24 weeks ago

kendal

May be you need to change your lube !! Nothing like a good service

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

Cheshire

Hey, I identify as a toaster. Go for it.

4 slice, with defrost option. A bit bulky but ultimately makes things satisfying.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
24 weeks ago

Round the Bend

Having a recent Test certificate could be helpful

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By *allySlinkyWoman
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"Hey, I identify as a toaster. "

How are you with big baps ?

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By *ornucopiaMan
24 weeks ago

Bexley


"Having a recent Test certificate could be helpful "

Won't need one if he's genuine vintage!

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Hey, I identify as a toaster.

How are you with big baps ?"

They warm gently, reaching perfection slowly & ready for spreading when they pop up. They look lovely with something creamy on them when nice and warm.

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By *yrealname26234 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Ewhurst


"Having a recent Test certificate could be helpful

Won't need one if he's genuine vintage!"

quite right a vintage is exempt from such things!

Although one in fine fettle has no issue with having a indepth examination for a certificate !

Might need a bit of fresh fuel and some wind in tyres of course

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By *yrealname26234 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Ewhurst


"Hey, I identify as a toaster.

How are you with big baps ?

They warm gently, reaching perfection slowly & ready for spreading when they pop up. They look lovely with something creamy on them when nice and warm."

What toaster are you ?

Love one that won't mess up a hot cross bun the moment one looks away

But big bap capacity without burning them is quite a toaster x

Just checking your not actually a grill ?

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Hey, I identify as a toaster.

How are you with big baps ?

They warm gently, reaching perfection slowly & ready for spreading when they pop up. They look lovely with something creamy on them when nice and warm.

What toaster are you ?

Love one that won't mess up a hot cross bun the moment one looks away

But big bap capacity without burning them is quite a toaster x

Just checking your not actually a grill ?"

No, definitely a toaster. 4 slice, & pops up when the button is pushed, full auto functionality if required. Operates vertically, not horizontally & I have fully adjustable settings.

I do come with a sausage warmer. A fabulous example of how to make a sausage juicy & will have people coning back for more. Cooks other food types too though.

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By *iking_on_a_bikeMan
24 weeks ago

marlborough

Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!"

Isn't that a fella that cooked burgers in a slightly crap grill?

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By *arkdawsonMan
24 weeks ago

around


" Hello there first post here , no clues of what im doing or really how to ask the questions im after so I will make it up as I go along!

So me a classic car 1 Lady owner and 1 pre owner test pilot, had a few miles on the clock in the fist year or so then got put into storage for many years !

Now im recently released from storage and keen to be used as intended , a rally car eager to get pushed to the limits as such!

Unfortunately very shy and has a phobia about being driven because of lack of experience all be it old now !

Would a confident mature experienced Lady whom likes to drive in all conditions willing to take on board a classic that needs careful but precise guidance to become the vehicle that will do all to achieve ! Perhaps shared ownership as long as the Lady has the keys and co pilots!

Baah waffling on but maybe slightly criptic post about myself anyone think there be any intrest for such a vehicle ?? "

Stupid fucking question OP ! That said So what car you thinking ?

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By *iking_on_a_bikeMan
24 weeks ago

marlborough


"Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!

Isn't that a fella that cooked burgers in a slightly crap grill?"

Yeah! He’d hammer meat and and tell you it’s better for you without the juices. Such ill behaviour!

You are more like a hotpoint HD line toaster. So you can have it exactly how you want it and to perfection everytime.

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!

Isn't that a fella that cooked burgers in a slightly crap grill?

Yeah! He’d hammer meat and and tell you it’s better for you without the juices. Such ill behaviour!

You are more like a hotpoint HD line toaster. So you can have it exactly how you want it and to perfection everytime. "

And the accompanying sausage warmer is rather high quality too.

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By *iking_on_a_bikeMan
24 weeks ago

marlborough


"Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!

Isn't that a fella that cooked burgers in a slightly crap grill?

Yeah! He’d hammer meat and and tell you it’s better for you without the juices. Such ill behaviour!

You are more like a hotpoint HD line toaster. So you can have it exactly how you want it and to perfection everytime.

And the accompanying sausage warmer is rather high quality too."

Is that like the ones you get in cinemas?

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!

Isn't that a fella that cooked burgers in a slightly crap grill?

Yeah! He’d hammer meat and and tell you it’s better for you without the juices. Such ill behaviour!

You are more like a hotpoint HD line toaster. So you can have it exactly how you want it and to perfection everytime.

And the accompanying sausage warmer is rather high quality too.

Is that like the ones you get in cinemas?"

Much more so. Cooks other varieties of food too. Everything ends up juicy though.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
24 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


" Hello there first post here , no clues of what im doing or really how to ask the questions im after so I will make it up as I go along!

So me a classic car 1 Lady owner and 1 pre owner test pilot, had a few miles on the clock in the fist year or so then got put into storage for many years !

Now im recently released from storage and keen to be used as intended , a rally car eager to get pushed to the limits as such!

Unfortunately very shy and has a phobia about being driven because of lack of experience all be it old now !

Would a confident mature experienced Lady whom likes to drive in all conditions willing to take on board a classic that needs careful but precise guidance to become the vehicle that will do all to achieve ! Perhaps shared ownership as long as the Lady has the keys and co pilots!

Baah waffling on but maybe slightly criptic post about myself anyone think there be any intrest for such a vehicle ?? "

It's all about the bodywork for me.

That determines if its a classic or an old banger.

Your bodywork looks in good nick.

A real classic car needs gentle handling and care to run smoothly.

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By *aven3Man
24 weeks ago

Street

Think I am a bit of an older MG B.

Few marks on the bodywork,the soft top is rather worn,can perform quite well, sometimes,other times rather prefer to stay in the garage 😁

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By *over of ladiesMan
24 weeks ago

cannock

What make and model are you op?

I see myself as a mk3 Cortina dependable reliable family saloon,knackered bodywork but a great engine.lol

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
24 weeks ago

Bromley

Are you Ulez complient OP?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

How reliable are you? Do you have a full tank? What's your endurance like? Do you prefer to stay on regular roads or be off road? How many can you accommodate? What have you got under the bonnet?

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