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By *ot-Well-Endowed OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dartford

What is proper etiquette when you get an election on a nudist beach or park?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

If it's not also a play space, same as anywhere else you get a public erection really; don't make a big deal of it and chill out a bit haha

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By *onnachakeaneMan
35 weeks ago

Dundrum


"What is proper etiquette when you get an election on a nudist beach or park?"

Presume you bring your voting card and ID up to the polling booth? 😉

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By *iss DevilWoman
35 weeks ago

Bedford

It is understood in the nudist community that erection can happen, but as long as you're discreet about it and don't try to show off your "pride and glory" standing to attention, you'll be fine. The advice for men is to always carry a towel with you so you can cover up when needed.

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By *heelerMan
35 weeks ago

Northants


"What is proper etiquette when you get an election on a nudist beach or park?"

Vote for the biggest cock

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By *ucyLicks51Woman
35 weeks ago

Glasgow


"What is proper etiquette when you get an election on a nudist beach or park?

Presume you bring your voting card and ID up to the polling booth? 😉"
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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

common sense as most will be aware

We often visited a beach in the uk- weekdays and arrived about 11am and left by 3pm - mostly single guys

or gay couple/men - dunes and longer grass around

rarely you'd see a man walk past us with a hard on - when they talked to us, no hard on, but when i asked them to sit with us, a few times the younger men would get a hard on

if you get a hard on on a nudist beach, sensible thing most people do is sit down.

the bottom line, most men wont get a hard on unless its intentional or close to you and you are talking about stuff you are all interested in

a good nudist beach , you will rarely see a hard on, other than the odd joker parding up and down the beach

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By *want2feelUMan
35 weeks ago

NR34

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By *antra MassageMan
35 weeks ago

a village near you.


"What is proper etiquette when you get an election on a nudist beach or park?"

Surrender !

You've no control over your erection. He pops up when your brain sends a signal to the muscles. As a nudist beach is a social, family location, an erect cock signals you're ready for mating in most species, and the nudist plage isn't a mating ground. So,chill, sit down, cover up ,don't frighten the horses.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"What is proper etiquette when you get an election on a nudist beach or park?"

Just remember it's rude to point.

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By *partharmonyCouple
35 weeks ago

Tonbridge


"What is proper etiquette when you get an election on a nudist beach or park?"

If you don't vote Reform I'll be happy.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
35 weeks ago

Coventry

You know what, people are adults and understand human biology and that it can happen. We're social naturist and trust me it not a big deal. Just don't be pointing it around or in peoples faces. Simply and calmly cover it or remove yourself to a private space till it goes. People if they notice you covering it will totally understand and respect your doing to polite and respectable thing.

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By *stwoCouple
35 weeks ago

anywhere

Did Starmer have an election on a nudist beach?

Might explain a lot

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By *uvs2snogMan
35 weeks ago

Now living in Spain

We live in Spain and go to a nudist beach regularly

I was worried at first but the reality is that it rarely happens- unless the Mrs starts teasing of course!

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By *ot-Well-Endowed OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dartford


"What is proper etiquette when you get an election on a nudist beach or park?"

Just realised that "erection" autocorrected to "election". You gotta love swingers with a sense of humour.

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By *CExeCouple
35 weeks ago

Hong-Kong/Exeter

Never had an issue with it and been a regular visitor for years. Only problem I've ever had is creepy old gay dudes sit down next to me and start cranking their hog, not even a known play area, just the middle of a nudist beach.

Sad to see folks bringing divisive political comments into the thread rather than making a light hearted play on the initial typo

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