FabSwingers.com forum: Best clubs for cleanliness, atmosphere and clientele... ( NOT LEEDS as we fancy a change)

By *Clem-Fandango- OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Thirsk

Don't get me wrong we enjoy Quest and Pandoras, but fancy a change and don't mind travelling.

Which clubs do you recommend?

Things we don't like:-

Single guys hounding us, knocking constantly, trying doors, in general just not getting the message that we aren't interested.

Dirt, we understand it's a sex club, it comes with certain smells but there doesn't need to be a pile of old crap shoved in a corner of a room. It feels like *some* clubs are becoming tired and almost blind to the junk they have lying around.

We just want to try somewhere new, clean, with friendly people that respect boundaries and can actually have a conversation.

We are kinky, so a good dungeon helps too but not necessary.

Torture Garden? Killing Kittens events?

Clem x

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Stockport

Purple mamba Nottingham

Well run and a good crowd

Townhouse on the wirral

Very nice club , with staff constantly doing the rounds

We can recommend both x

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By *Clem-Fandango- OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Thirsk

Ah yes we like Townhouse, I went to Drastiche there last year and it was a great spot. Deffo go back again. X

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By *cottish guy 555Man
7 weeks ago

London

Cleanliness was a high priority when I visited townhouse. They discussed it on the tour.

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By *Clem-Fandango- OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Thirsk

Yeah I really think they go above and beyond. Can't fault Townhouse

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By *olinOfBathMan
7 weeks ago

Corsham

Swindon Swingers - see South-West section of Club Reviews on your Fab home page.

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By *empest2KMan
7 weeks ago

Derby

I've found that Chameleons in Darlaston near Walsall is good, in my humble experience. On the times I've been, it's been clean, the atmosphere has been friendly and welcoming, and the clientele have been respectful. I quite like their dungeon-esque play rooms on the top floor, although I've not been for some time now, so it might have changed since then, but I'm actually hoping to visit there again at the end of the month, all being well.

I'm also going to the ‘new’ Attic venue in a couple of weeks with my lady friend — I've been to their old place which was okay but, like all clubs, it can depend on what day you go and which event is running, so your mileage many vary. I'd still say it's worth a punt, especially as they don't require membership, so if you don't like it, you've not had too much of a financial outlay and/or too daunting a journey.

Those would be my two suggestions, plus the Midlands (East and West!) has quite a large variety of clubs you could branch out to 😁👍

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By *bitofaslutWoman
7 weeks ago

Cannock

West Midlands

I've never been but I've heard good reports about Xtasia and Chameleons but I am in the middle aged category. We tend to be a little less fussy."

I'm kind of a regular at xtasia. can't fault them for clientele, staff and atmosphere. You get the odd bit of discarded detritus but by no means piles of crap shoved into a corner.

Their spa, steam room and sauna is excellent, you can rent onsite accommodation and book massages.

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By *Clem-Fandango- OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Thirsk

Oh thank you

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By *Clem-Fandango- OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Thirsk

Oh! I was actually looking up vanilla alternative and wondered how their hotel rooms work in regards to memberships etc.

Festival of fun? What am I missing?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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7 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

West Midlands

I've never been but I've heard good reports about Xtasia and Chameleons but I am in the middle aged category. We tend to be a little less fussy.

I'm kind of a regular at xtasia. can't fault them for clientele, staff and atmosphere. You get the odd bit of discarded detritus but by no means piles of crap shoved into a corner.

Their spa, steam room and sauna is excellent, you can rent onsite accommodation and book massages.

Plus two dungeon areas. 👌

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By *bitofaslutWoman
7 weeks ago

Cannock

West Midlands

I've never been but I've heard good reports about Xtasia and Chameleons but I am in the middle aged category. We tend to be a little less fussy.

I'm kind of a regular at xtasia. can't fault them for clientele, staff and atmosphere. You get the odd bit of discarded detritus but by no means piles of crap shoved into a corner.

Their spa, steam room and sauna is excellent, you can rent onsite accommodation and book massages.

Plus two dungeon areas. 👌"

Three when flirts is open

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
7 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"Oh! I was actually looking up vanilla alternative and wondered how their hotel rooms work in regards to memberships etc.

Festival of fun? What am I missing?

there's a whole bunch of swinger events all over the world and VA puts on one of them. If you look up Swingathon and festival of Fun Swingers. Loads of people go. Some in camper vans. Some stay in hotels. Some stay in tents.

I like sleeping in my own bed so I never really overnight. I'm also autistic so something can be a little bit overwhelming.

I have been to Cap D'agde in France where the whole village is dedicated to nudists/naturists and a lot of swingers, LGBTIQIA and sex clubs, bars, spas and pool foam parties. I stayed outside of the naturist village when I went to France so I could escape the overstimulation if necessary.

There are also popular clubs and club nights in Amsterdam and Berlin.

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By *Clem-Fandango- OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Thirsk

That sounds amazing! I'd love that but yes like you I would probably need a get away safe space too. Thank you so much for great information

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By *herrybakewellCouple
7 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Townhouse is our favourite. We've tried Alchemy and The Attic, but Townhouse is more our style.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The Attic in Derby is fantastic

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Central

Townhouse

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By *ickandHilaryCouple
6 weeks ago

Barnstaple

Naked Occasions near Witheridge in the SW

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By *inky little MWoman
6 weeks ago

Yorkshire

XTASIA in west Brom as that also has themed bedrooms to stay over in and they're reasonable priced too

Club play is another favourite of mine and there Dungeon is just getting a refurb and looks and smells amazing (if you like new wood smells lol). Really friendly and feel safe too

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By *iss KinkWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

Club Play

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By *sumfun2Man
6 weeks ago

Chorley

You mentioned torture Garden... They are coming to alchemy next Month. So they are coming ooop Norf!! Info is in the alchemy website

same size as Pandoras

Hope this helps x

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By *parkybunnyCouple
6 weeks ago

Zurich. NOT London.

Jump on a plane to the Netherlands and have a night at Fata Morgana.

You'll never look back...

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By *elnkazCouple
5 weeks ago

cheshire

Adam and eves (soon to be lifestyle lounge) in eccles.manchester. Just had a major refurb so the place absolutely spotless ..

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By *octor ProdMan
5 weeks ago

Constantly Travelling With Work

Ignite (Kestrels/Ab Fab) is one I would recommend, I thought it was very clean. Its a nicely done out venue too

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