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By *hat Other Guy OP   Man
6 days ago

Hartlepool

Do people actually introduce themselves if they spot an upside-down pineapple in the supermarket...or am i wasting my time doing 20 laps of asda looking like a mobile fruit salad???

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By *ornucopiaMan
6 days ago

Bexley

This pineapple nonsense is proving to be massive forum distraction currently.

Has anyone thought of putting the pineapple back on display shortly before committing the trolley towards the checkout or, even better, saying to the cashier "I've changed my mind,leave that, thanks"?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 days ago

Leeds

I noticed in Tesco yesterday that the pineapples arrive boxed alternately, one up, one down etc inside the carton

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By *outhbucksCouple
5 days ago

Great Missenden

We did The Taskmater Live experience down in London a couple of weeks ago.

The place is covered in pineapples!

I turned the one in the caravan upside down

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By *orny salesmanMan
5 days ago

Preston

Saw a woman in Tesco with a pineapple in her basket and ehtn she was looking the other way l turned it upside down - l didn't see anyone aproach her

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
5 days ago

furnace

I’m

Always looking for those anklet with charms

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By *arahfromwarringtonTV/TS
5 days ago

warrington


"I noticed in Tesco yesterday that the pineapples arrive boxed alternately, one up, one down etc inside the carton "

Disgusting, wouldn’t happen at Waitrose.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
5 days ago

furnace


"I noticed in Tesco yesterday that the pineapples arrive boxed alternately, one up, one down etc inside the carton

Disgusting, wouldn’t happen at Waitrose."

Waitrose picked up a hotwife in their a while ago

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 days ago

Cardiff


"Do people actually introduce themselves if they spot an upside-down pineapple in the supermarket...or am i wasting my time doing 20 laps of asda looking like a mobile fruit salad???"

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By *ucka39Man
5 days ago

Newcastle

I've always found that if you go to the fruit Isle grab a pineapple then keep walking up and down the middle isle works a treat 😂

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By *xciter7169Man
5 days ago

The Midlands

Thought this thread was going to be about guitars,bit disappointed

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
5 days ago

Lagos Portugal/ Watermouth

We would never do that

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By *WANDTGCouple
4 days ago

Borough of Greenwich

What about a tin of pineapple!

I like buying those , not sure what the etiquette is regarding those ?

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By *tew008Man
3 days ago

edinburgh

pineapples are a nightmare to keep upright upside down though

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By * New YorkieMan
3 days ago

Leeds

I am always looking for that too. Be it in the store, stickers on cars/vans or anklets.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 days ago

Leeds


"pineapples are a nightmare to keep upright upside down though "

Not if they are tinned !

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By *hoenix_1Man
3 days ago

richmond


"pineapples are a nightmare to keep upright upside down though

Not if they are tinned !"

Lol

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By *eeshellsCouple
3 days ago

Reading

The latest "We've gotta thing" podcast is about this topic.

In a nutshell, Pineapples and black rings don't really work. It's how you present yourself to others that works better.

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