FabSwingers.com forum: How i find the woman for fuck

By *oney12 OP Man
6 weeks ago

kent

I am trying to find a woman or girl here i am trying my best from last 1 month but i didn’t get anyone can anyone help me please 😍☺️

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By *ucka39Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

Hiya op

Well all your photos are similar maybe cut it down to 2 and some smartly dressed and your bio is your selling pitch so make it sound interesting, so others know a little bit about you your interests and what you are here for

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

Most women don't want to be found to be fucked.

How are you approaching women?

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

A coherent sentence would be a start!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

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By *ickedwillyCouple
6 weeks ago

Bangor

In a knocking shop

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

You’re verified by a man so maybe stick with guys?

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By *uckingFutzMan
6 weeks ago

Plymouth

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By *uckingFutzMan
6 weeks ago

Plymouth

It's not a god given right you can fuck anyone on here - jesus!!!

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By *iss DevilWoman
6 weeks ago

Bedford

"It's not a god given right you can fuck anyone on here - jesus!!!"

But it's a sex site? And any guy should be swimming in pussy, just by saying they're looking to fuck? And he is available every day, that should surely give him some extra pussy???

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
6 weeks ago

tf1

"I am trying to find a woman or girl here i am trying my best from last 1 month but i didn’t get anyone can anyone help me please 😍☺️"

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and presume English is not your first language. Did you think that you could write one line on your profile and think woman would be queuing up to fuck you.

You may wish to reconsider your expectations. Or find a brothel.

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By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple
6 weeks ago

Sutton

We suggest 1, being a bit more subtle in the wording of your quest ( we all know why we are here, written seduction still works. 2, add a bit more in your bio about what you offer and enjoy, something that will make a woman get warm and moist by reading your bio, 3 a plethora of solely dick pics in your public profile , is by no way the best visual stimuli to use ( there are tens of thousands on here) why not a full length body shot, a cheeky butt shot. Just a few suggestions

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By *aughtybutverynice23Woman
6 weeks ago

Maidstone

…… wow …… that’s all I gotta say lol

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By *oney12 OP Man
6 weeks ago

kent

Thanks everyone for giving your suggestions, i will update my profile soon thanks a lot.

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By *aughtybutverynice23Woman
6 weeks ago

Maidstone

That wasn’t a positive wow !

And certainly wasnt an invitation for jumping in my messages OP

Pls stick to here for replies

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By *esparate danMan
6 weeks ago

glasgow

"That wasn’t a positive wow !

And certainly wasnt an invitation for jumping in my messages OP

Pls stick to here for replies "

Go on you two .. im rooting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"I am trying to find a woman or girl here i am trying my best from last 1 month but i didn’t get anyone can anyone help me please 😍☺️"

I truly hope you're not looking for girls either

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"It's not a god given right you can fuck anyone on here - jesus!!!

But it's a sex site? And any guy should be swimming in pussy, just by saying they're looking to fuck? And he is available every day, that should surely give him some extra pussy???

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it's a sex site but not everyone wants to fuck everyone on it ffs

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By *host63Man
6 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"I am trying to find a woman or girl here i am trying my best from last 1 month but i didn’t get anyone can anyone help me please 😍☺️"

You are in the wrong place

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By *icky330Man
6 weeks ago

South West

I couldn't help it, but this post reminded me of Jay off The Inbetweeners. Knee deep in Clunge !

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By *cnugatugMan
6 weeks ago

Chatham

Single men so there's a few of you looking then

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By *cnugatugMan
6 weeks ago

Chatham

I suggest maybe looking at paying for it your obviously not going to be getting anything from fab maybe look at AW

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By *ucks_NomadTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Berks

Face picture helps! Even if it it friends only or private.. send it when you message! It gets boring just seeing cock pictures!

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By *s-two-75Couple
6 weeks ago

"I am trying to find a woman or girl here i am trying my best from last 1 month but i didn’t get anyone can anyone help me please 😍☺️"

Oh dear…. 🫢

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By *oney12 OP Man
6 weeks ago

kent

Thanks a lot, i will update my profile.

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By *oney12 OP Man
6 weeks ago

kent

"I suggest maybe looking at paying for it your obviously not going to be getting anything from fab maybe look at AW "

Thanks dear

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By *uckurcumMan
6 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Think Dickens wrote a book about this ...

Great Expectations!

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By *iss DevilWoman
6 weeks ago

Bedford

"It's not a god given right you can fuck anyone on here - jesus!!!

But it's a sex site? And any guy should be swimming in pussy, just by saying they're looking to fuck? And he is available every day, that should surely give him some extra pussy???

it's a sex site but not everyone wants to fuck everyone on it ffs"

I guess my sarcasm was lost on you. Hard to convey it in a written message.

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By *over of ladiesMan
6 weeks ago

cannock

"It's not a god given right you can fuck anyone on here - jesus!!!

But it's a sex site? And any guy should be swimming in pussy, just by saying they're looking to fuck? And he is available every day, that should surely give him some extra pussy???

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

A woman or girl? What's the difference......

What do you have to offer? What makes you better than the other 163020 penis on this site.

Maybe aim your profile & pics towards your target audience.

Mrs

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
6 weeks ago

Gravesend

This is surely a wind up 🤣

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By *apio51Man
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"This is surely a wind up 🤣"

I’m getting Borat vibes.

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
6 weeks ago

Redditch

"Think Dickens wrote a book about this ...

Great Expectations! "

Bahahaha. Proper lols

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By *ancelot1633Man
6 weeks ago

weybridge

Never easy to explain in a foreign language so maybe some slack cutting would be nice.

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By *andystick72Man
6 weeks ago

kinky Street

Ooooppps

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
6 weeks ago

Gravesend

"This is surely a wind up 🤣

I’m getting Borat vibes."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *123Man
6 weeks ago

near

The ‘girls’ bit does sound incredibly dubious….

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By *oelDorianMan
6 weeks ago

vanaheim

"In a knocking shop "

I was going to make the same joke

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
6 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

1 whole month OP - how can you still be unsuccessful in that time???? 🤔

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
6 weeks ago

wonderland.

It's only been a month.... and you haven't asked for any profile advice so I can't advise there.

It can take a very long time x

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
6 weeks ago

Medway

"I am trying to find a woman or girl here i am trying my best from last 1 month but i didn’t get anyone can anyone help me please 😍☺️

You may wish to reconsider your expectations. Or find a brothel. "
I was also going to suggest a sex worker.

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By *aughty-oneMan
6 weeks ago

Nazeing

I suggest that the OP should consider using a professional ….. and I don’t mean that he should be fucking a second hand car.

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By *olds CoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Louth

"A coherent sentence would be a start!

That's what I thought, sounds like Borat.

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

OP, I am also struggling on here and would be most grateful for any advice from any graceful soul.

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By *im halpertMan
6 weeks ago

redditch

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By *wendolineFoxWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester

"OP, I am also struggling on here and would be most grateful for any advice from any graceful soul."

Darling, surely not. You must be on everyone’s hotlist, not just mine….

But advice to the OP is:

1. Play the long game; get to know people and that’s when the magic happens. It’s not going to be easy, or quick.

2. Look at some other single guy profiles and make yours the perfect ‘shop window’ for what you offer and what you want. Text and photos are equally important.

3. I hate to talk for everyone - but the ‘fucking’ is rarely the most interesting part of a (non-club) meet. It’s the ‘negative space’ around it. Joy.

4. If you do just want an insta-shag - find a pro. Going to a club may be good, or may not - depending on how social you are and if you find someone to vibe with.

5. Stand out. Be different in some way from the thousand other single guys on here.

6. Wishing you all the luck!

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By *teffanie_RedTV/TS
6 weeks ago

midlands

"I couldn't help it, but this post reminded me of Jay off The Inbetweeners. Knee deep in Clunge !

Maybe he should try the Caravan Club

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By *orthampton jamesMan
6 weeks ago

Northampton

Just to receive a message from a lady I think I'd orgasm

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

"OP, I am also struggling on here and would be most grateful for any advice from any graceful soul.

Darling, surely not. You must be on everyone’s hotlist, not just mine….

But advice to the OP is:

1. Play the long game; get to know people and that’s when the magic happens. It’s not going to be easy, or quick.

2. Look at some other single guy profiles and make yours the perfect ‘shop window’ for what you offer and what you want. Text and photos are equally important.

3. I hate to talk for everyone - but the ‘fucking’ is rarely the most interesting part of a (non-club) meet. It’s the ‘negative space’ around it. Joy.

4. If you do just want an insta-shag - find a pro. Going to a club may be good, or may not - depending on how social you are and if you find someone to vibe with.

5. Stand out. Be different in some way from the thousand other single guys on here.

6. Wishing you all the luck! "

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You are so humblingly gracious. ❤️

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By *anky_PankyWoman
6 weeks ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I am trying to find a woman or girl here i am trying my best from last 1 month but i didn’t get anyone can anyone help me please 😍☺️"

"Happy fuckin swinging* to quote a man on Fab.....

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By *eyeYCouple
6 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Popcorn anyone? 😉🤣

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By *aughtybutverynice23Woman
6 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Just to receive a message from a lady I think I'd orgasm

lol lol

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By *ancelot1633Man
6 weeks ago

weybridge

"OP, I am also struggling on here and would be most grateful for any advice from any graceful soul.

Darling, surely not. You must be on everyone’s hotlist, not just mine….

But advice to the OP is:

1. Play the long game; get to know people and that’s when the magic happens. It’s not going to be easy, or quick.

2. Look at some other single guy profiles and make yours the perfect ‘shop window’ for what you offer and what you want. Text and photos are equally important.

3. I hate to talk for everyone - but the ‘fucking’ is rarely the most interesting part of a (non-club) meet. It’s the ‘negative space’ around it. Joy.

4. If you do just want an insta-shag - find a pro. Going to a club may be good, or may not - depending on how social you are and if you find someone to vibe with.

5. Stand out. Be different in some way from the thousand other single guys on here.

6. Wishing you all the luck! "

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By *oney12 OP Man
6 weeks ago

kent

Thanks a lot for everyone to giving your suggestions, actually i have make this post because of making famous my profile but it’s not working 😂😅

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By *tiflers mumWoman
6 weeks ago

leeds

"It's not a god given right you can fuck anyone on here - jesus!!!

But it's a sex site? And any guy should be swimming in pussy, just by saying they're looking to fuck? And he is available every day, that should surely give him some extra pussy???

I actually spat my phone coffee out at this. Every thought in my head on the forum

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By *wendolineFoxWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester

"Thanks a lot for everyone to giving your suggestions, actually i have make this post because of making famous my profile but it’s not working 😂😅"

Whoever said there’s no such thing as bad publicity was wrong. I would heed some of the advice in this thread.

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By *oelDorianMan
6 weeks ago

vanaheim

This

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By *hirleyMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

I just can't get past; buck, who came here to fuck...

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By *hirleyMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere

On a serious note don't worry OP, few years on here, you will change your mind

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Thanks a lot for everyone to giving your suggestions, actually i have make this post because of making famous my profile but it’s not working 😂😅

Whoever said there’s no such thing as bad publicity was wrong. I would heed some of the advice in this thread. "

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She ^ gives a good heed. Fåçt. 🩶

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By *heox29Man
6 weeks ago

leeds

👀🍿

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By *TWboyMan
6 weeks ago

Norwich

"I couldn't help it, but this post reminded me of Jay off The Inbetweeners. Knee deep in Clunge !

Maybe he should try the Caravan Club

Brilliant (if you’re an inbetweeners buff !)

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