FabSwingers.com forum: Stuck tampon removal and other orfice stories.

By *elaninMaverick OP Woman
11 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

I'm sat in Kingston Hospital London A&E. Waiting for the brave soul who has to remove this.

A bit miffed but as my best friend who is a female doctor in another country said.. Just another bump in the road of being a woman.

This is the serious post for anyone who gets anything.. Stuck during sexual play or anything stuck in the vaginal or anal canal... I'm not quite sure what sexual stiff get stick in the throat/mouth.. But I'm sure it could happen... Tongue ring attached to Prince Albert piercing ring... I'm sure they've seen it all in A & E.

The joke post is in the Lounge section of the Forum.

I called 111 twice before they could figure out i actually need apparatus/equipment to get it out.

Please don't leave anything inside you.

For women it could be Toxic Shock syndrome and an infection vaginally

For men and women, similar for anal but also damaged intestinal tract.

Throat and mouth... Um yeah see an ENT doctor.

I'm assuming a speculum and uterine forceps similar to when I have my IUD in and out.

I want to be embarrassed but I'm too middle aged fatigued to care. Lol!

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
11 weeks ago

Somewhere

Ah I've had one removed before, speculum and then the Dr just fished it out. The main thing to be prepared for is the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Pretty sure for guys it's like bottles and stuff that doesn't have like a flared base or something similar when experimenting with anal play

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

That's just what I've heard about tho so don't quote me on it lol

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By *elaninMaverick OP Woman
11 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"Pretty sure for guys it's like bottles and stuff that doesn't have like a flared base or something similar when experimenting with anal play"

Yeah usually but there can be accidents and... I've got a weird tilted certix so not surprised things get trapped. I'm assuming that men and women can have non-standard anal canals.

I have the A & E medical reaearch reports of such anal investigations and treatments...one was a little too much exuberance during chemsex. They were successfully treated and probably too high to feel too much pain.

So far I don't need morphine.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

It happened to me. I had sex with a tampon in during my lunchbreak. By bedtime I still couldn't get it out. I went to a 24 hour GP clinic. He removed it and yes it stank !

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By *elaninMaverick OP Woman
10 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"It happened to me. I had sex with a tampon in during my lunchbreak. By bedtime I still couldn't get it out. I went to a 24 hour GP clinic. He removed it and yes it stank !"

Yup.

Gynae doctor who finally managed to get it out said it smells not right.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Hope you're OK

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bristol

Did for my ex while I was a student at a hospital and she was a student nurse.

Long handled Spencer Wells forceps, lube and a cautious approach.

Yeah... a bit stinky.

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By *herryEatersCouple
10 weeks ago

East Cheshire

A past friend forgot his wife had put something in her ass and dived straight in

. Needless to say it did some damage to her and was then very difficult to remove

. It put her off anal for a few months !

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By *elaninMaverick OP Woman
10 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"Hope you're OK"

Thanks. I'm ok. I had to wait 10 hours and take a day and a half off work to get it sorted but I'm on anti-biotics and I didn't die...from TSS, infection or embarrassment or traumatic stress.

Life of a woman assigned Female at birth....sigh.

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By *elaninMaverick OP Woman
10 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"Did for my ex while I was a student at a hospital and she was a student nurse.

Long handled Spencer Wells forceps, lube and a cautious approach.

Yeah... a bit stinky.

Good to know. I think I shall be ordering some forceps and keeping them in my sex kit!... The lube is already in there. The autism forces me to be practical but the BPD just wanted to ignore it which would have definitely made the situation worse.

I took all my distraction, sensory and special interest tools with me to A & E...next time I'm taking a pillow. I was there for 10 hours the whole night. it needed to be done. no way around it. Health before embarrassment or ...impulsive rage thoughts....

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By *elaninMaverick OP Woman
10 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"A past friend forgot his wife had put something in her ass and dived straight in

. Needless to say it did some damage to her and was then very difficult to remove

. It put her off anal for a few months !"

Oh my....well I'm such a tight ass (literally and pun-wise) he wouldn't get in if there's something in there already.

yeah it would put me off too....maybe for years instead of months.

A & E have seen it all.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Hope youre OK op, sounds scary to go through. It never happened to me when I used to use them, then I stopped using them years ago when I started getting the coil

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By *elaninMaverick OP Woman
10 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"Hope youre OK op, sounds scary to go through. It never happened to me when I used to use them, then I stopped using them years ago when I started getting the coil "

I'm ok. Not too scary for me as I've been through worse.

I was on Mirena for 10 years but came off at age 40 because I'm no longer scared of pregnancy and I'd like my body to reset before menopause.

Having no periods for 10 years was bliss.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Glad it wasn't too bad for you

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