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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol, I find it hilarious, I have had meets where when your shagging she accidentally lets one go, had one the other night out of nowhere let out a ripper! Very funny,, accompanied by the old saying better out than in lol,,,

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By *wo shades cplCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I played naked twister at a party once,bent down and the guy in front let one rip in my face....ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping them just makes it worse, mustn't be confused with fanny farts though

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Fanny farts...sooo funny but embarrasing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So natural. Happens to every woman, especially in doggy style

Oh and I am talking about fanny farts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I played naked twister at a party once,bent down and the guy in front let one rip in my face....ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!"

OMG I am at work sitting with a resident in his own home and I literally spat out my coffee and cried laughing at that. !! Sorry but the image is to great lol x

Gill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, I find it hilarious, I have had meets where when your shagging she accidentally lets one go, had one the other night out of nowhere let out a ripper! Very funny,, accompanied by the old saying better out than in lol,,,

I was in a meeting at work when a lady in front of me bent down to get something out of her handbag and ripped off big style.She just said 'oops' whilst I was practically wetting myself with laughter!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Sorry.. But if a lady let rip during sex...it would be game over......

Time for a drink .....

But I wouldn't carry on..

David

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have only ever farted once in my life and it smelled of lavender

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Lol so funny

Ewwwww....not

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Apart from being a bit embarrassing farting has got to be the funniest thing ever!! The trouble is you laugh that much when it 'accidentally' happens that you end up farting again hahahahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had beans for tea tonight lol so im glad im on my own bt I do go and fart on a college at work but he does it bk its our way if greeting each other lol my partner broke wind on me when I was lickin his balls after giggles went bk to suckin his balls and cock lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful."

With ya on that one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful."

If I'd farted on you last night you'd have been disrespected alright, in fact you'd have been pebble-dashed .... yep I had a severe dose of the back door trots ... it was a case of arse on the pot head in the basin

Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

Bob

LOL i just spat my drink out reading that. Cant stop myself laughing now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful."

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Got to admit its something we all do at some point aint it and I was brought up not to do it in public and feel bad if if happens.... my hubby and kids dont care they let rip I am so jealous as I feel guilty they dont ever ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to admit its something we all do at some point aint it and I was brought up not to do it in public and feel bad if if happens.... my hubby and kids dont care they let rip I am so jealous as I feel guilty they dont ever ...

Whether you're in Church or even in a

Chapel, never be afraid to let the wind rattle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny farts are the funniest,has happened a few times to me

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

Bob

Oh my god I almost farted laughing then!!!!!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Whether you're in Church or even in a

Chapel, never be afraid to let the wind rattle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful."

u wudnt be human if u didnt fart for gods sake!

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By *riggsboy123Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Who remembers frank hovis on the lavatory in absolutely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from being a bit embarrassing farting has got to be the funniest thing ever!! The trouble is you laugh that much when it 'accidentally' happens that you end up farting again hahahahaha x "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed and fartin lol only the cat to share it wirh haha

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

u wudnt be human if u didnt fart for gods sake!"

I didn't say I didn't, I just think its rude to fart in front of someone and think it funny. Guess I was brought up to have some manners about that kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning farts are funny

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Morning farts are funny "

Stop it..and stop it now.....I hope you realise you have spoiled Any chance of us meeting you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning farts are funny "

you do them without even thinking about them dontcha?

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Morning farts are funny

you do them without even thinking about them dontcha?"

Your soooo gone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

u wudnt be human if u didnt fart for gods sake!

I didn't say I didn't, I just think its rude to fart in front of someone and think it funny. Guess I was brought up to have some manners about that kind of thing."

so what if u were really dying to fart and cudnt hold it in??wud u say to whoever was in yur company "sorry but i need to fart excuse me"???or wud u let a sly one and say nothing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I surprised a mate at work the other day and her response was "Now look what you made me do! I farted!" Finding it both funny and disgusting, I walked away laughing but the guy she was talking to continued the conversation

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

u wudnt be human if u didnt fart for gods sake!

I didn't say I didn't, I just think its rude to fart in front of someone and think it funny. Guess I was brought up to have some manners about that kind of thing.

so what if u were really dying to fart and cudnt hold it in??wud u say to whoever was in yur company "sorry but i need to fart excuse me"???or wud u let a sly one and say nothing??"

If u do that ur eyes fall out...google it

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

u wudnt be human if u didnt fart for gods sake!

I didn't say I didn't, I just think its rude to fart in front of someone and think it funny. Guess I was brought up to have some manners about that kind of thing.

so what if u were really dying to fart and cudnt hold it in??wud u say to whoever was in yur company "sorry but i need to fart excuse me"???or wud u let a sly one and say nothing??

If u do that ur eyes fall out...google it

;-)"

oh yur hillarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

u wudnt be human if u didnt fart for gods sake!

I didn't say I didn't, I just think its rude to fart in front of someone and think it funny. Guess I was brought up to have some manners about that kind of thing.

so what if u were really dying to fart and cudnt hold it in??wud u say to whoever was in yur company "sorry but i need to fart excuse me"???or wud u let a sly one and say nothing??"

A wise man once wrote "All the world's a stage" I think if I just leant to the side and squeezed one out all whilst maintaining eye contact with you then you would either find it funny or disgusting. depends on your audience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even if i said 'please excuse me ive dropped my lavender bag sir' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the silent but violent farts LOL

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By *helmercpleCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Women don't fart they emit love puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women don't fart they emit love puffs

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mrs dlt says she doesnt love puffs she just farts like fuck lol,and i dont know what i ate last night but i was on top form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have only ever farted once in my life and it smelled of lavender

Liar, liar, pants on fire! (pun intended!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I played naked twister at a party once,bent down and the guy in front let one rip in my face....ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

OMG I am at work sitting with a resident in his own home and I literally spat out my coffee and cried laughing at that. !! Sorry but the image is to great lol x

Gill "

Did I read that right, your in some house (carer I guess) and your drinking their coffee and on the phone reading fab.....

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I played naked twister at a party once,bent down and the guy in front let one rip in my face....ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

OMG I am at work sitting with a resident in his own home and I literally spat out my coffee and cried laughing at that. !! Sorry but the image is to great lol x

Gill

Did I read that right, your in some house (carer I guess) and your drinking their coffee and on the phone reading fab.....

Care in the community eh????

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

u wudnt be human if u didnt fart for gods sake!

I didn't say I didn't, I just think its rude to fart in front of someone and think it funny. Guess I was brought up to have some manners about that kind of thing.

so what if u were really dying to fart and cudnt hold it in??wud u say to whoever was in yur company "sorry but i need to fart excuse me"???or wud u let a sly one and say nothing??"

I would excuse myself and leave the room. Maybe I'm weird but I was brought up not to do it in front of anyone.

Its a real struggle at home just now, as I have a 4 year old boy, who is at the age where he thinks farts are funny.

but he will be taught that its not polite in company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two year old son just says

I am going to trump in your face.

What can I do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

u wudnt be human if u didnt fart for gods sake!

I didn't say I didn't, I just think its rude to fart in front of someone and think it funny. Guess I was brought up to have some manners about that kind of thing."

Same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I played naked twister at a party once,bent down and the guy in front let one rip in my face....ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

OMG I am at work sitting with a resident in his own home and I literally spat out my coffee and cried laughing at that. !! Sorry but the image is to great lol x

Gill

Did I read that right, your in some house (carer I guess) and your drinking their coffee and on the phone reading fab.....

I hope this was during a break

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

Sadly once the laughter had stopped I'd be out of there as you've no gtee she wouldn't follow through next time! Ewwwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning farts are funny

you do them without even thinking about them dontcha?"

Up out of bed mid stretch = big fart and relax

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By *ariad.Woman
over a year ago

north wales

I was at a party last year and a few of us playing bedroom gymastics. This guy was going down on a lady next to me giving it really good, the woman was obviously heading for heaven and let out an almighty fart on climax... The room went completely silent and looked at her in disbelief, the guys head appeared from between the womans legs with tears in his eyes, she looked at him and simply said.... Just showing my appreciation hun! Everyone in the room just fell to bits giggling and the poor guy sat there speachless... It was hilarious!

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By *owlmMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

i fart at work and i hate it. we work long hours and dont get chance to eat proper food just sandwiches so the farts can be really bad.

they stink i cant predict them but i need to carry on working . sometimes close to other people. too embarrassing.

i shrug them off and make a joke about them but secretly i hate them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny farts are the funniest,has happened a few times to me

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mmm love to try and make you fanny fart love it think its real funny and turning on

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

I'm in bed laughing till tears poured down my face reading this.

I know its juvenile but soooooo funny x

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

I don't fart. I shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like unicorn laughter and smell like rainbows

- believe that and you'll believe I'm still a virgin hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was at a party last year and a few of us playing bedroom gymastics. This guy was going down on a lady next to me giving it really good, the woman was obviously heading for heaven and let out an almighty fart on climax... The room went completely silent and looked at her in disbelief, the guys head appeared from between the womans legs with tears in his eyes, she looked at him and simply said.... Just showing my appreciation hun! Everyone in the room just fell to bits giggling and the poor guy sat there speachless... It was hilarious!

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So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighter to your ass next fart please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as she don't fart while I'm down there eating the box we're good!!!!

I think them sub guys are into women farting in their mouths etc. looool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why farts smell so the deaf can join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting is a turn on !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't fart. I shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like unicorn laughter and smell like rainbows

- believe that and you'll believe I'm still a virgin hahahaha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

With ya on that one..."

But surely if it happened it would be by accident...hence not being disrespectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do fart by accident just say I didnt fart, my arse likes you so much it just blew you a kiss! Lol x

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Maybe this humour just passes me by - but I think its rude and quite disrespectful.

With ya on that one...

But surely if it happened it would be by accident...hence not being disrespectful. "

I would never fart on purpose in public...but sometimes they just happen without any warning (Not rip roarers, you always know when that's going to happen and can remove yourself to a place of privacy, lol). It certainly isn't disrespectful to fart - unless the farter is doing it deliberately....and if one does escape without warning, it's easy enough to say "pardon me". Luckily, most people would either laugh or just ignore it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always hold it in and make my excuses to go to the bathroom can't do it at home in front of family either not that I'd want to

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By *rightloonMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Its definitely a marmite thing (love or hate farts).

An osteopath acquaintance of mine treated a woman once who was moderately abusive to her throughout the treatment until she gave her the "million dollar roll". There was a large crack as her lumbar vertebrae released. She let out a massive fart at the same time and never said another word throughout the rest of the treatment.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate farting I tend to find a place quiet fart in a crisp packet and put it in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love fanny farts, the build up of air in your pussy when the man is fucking you nice and slow feels amazing, when the guy is in there push down with your pelvic muscle and let the air out it ripples over the penis , ive been told that it feels good for the man x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as she don't fart while I'm down there eating the box we're good!!!!

I think them sub guys are into women farting in their mouths etc. looool"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as she don't fart while I'm down there eating the box we're good!!!!

I think them sub guys are into women farting in their mouths etc. looool"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry.. But if a lady let rip during sex...it would be game over......

Time for a drink .....

But I wouldn't carry on..

David"

Any man that would stop sex over a fart clearly has it too good.

I'd much rather a woman just let it go that didn't enjoy the sex because her ass felt like it needed to give birth.

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