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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a quick question. When you read a profile who else gets massively turned on when the person has a litany of complaints?

I find it so hot when people say

"This site is full of time wasters" or

"Why does everyone block me?"

"Why can't I get a meet?" Or my personal favourite

"I'm going to stop sending out messages"

It makes me want to jump them immediately and have mad passionate sex with them! Anyone else? No? Just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourites are the statuses claiming they are going to leave or the profiles stating no fakes or time masters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ones are the ones saying they are the best out there and can kick pussy for hours and breath through their noses

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By *orth_hantscplCouple
over a year ago

camberley

Can kick pussy for hours?

Wouldn't want that thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the aggressive ones that manage to drop the F bomb several times in their opening sentence. Classy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best ones are the ones saying they are the best out there and can kick pussy for hours and breath through their noses"

"kick" pussy for hours?? Would love to see that!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I feel for the constant moaners in updates/status and there are plenty, it is a shame they don't realise that anyone who is either a friend or hotlisted for them for a possible meet may read the negativity and think..... 'good god, NO'...

they then rant about a friends clear out as no one speaks...

quelle surprise

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

my favourite is the begging "i'm leaving the site if no one answers" ones..

i now call it the "kim-jung" approach.... lots of threats but never carried out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my favourite is the begging "i'm leaving the site if no one answers" ones..

i now call it the "kim-jung" approach.... lots of threats but never carried out! "

We've now officially moved from a state of war to a umm state of war... It does sort of scream out "look at me look at me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my favourite is the begging "i'm leaving the site if no one answers" ones..

i now call it the "kim-jung" approach.... lots of threats but never carried out! "

Ha ha. When I see these updates I can actually imagine the person standing there stamping their foot with their bottom lip sticking out hmmmmph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my favourite is the begging "i'm leaving the site if no one answers" ones..

i now call it the "kim-jung" approach.... lots of threats but never carried out!

We've now officially moved from a state of war to a umm state of war... It does sort of scream out "look at me look at me""

I can't watch any North Korean propaganda without wanting to burst out laughing ever since Team America came out...

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By *exy lady redWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"my favourite is the begging "i'm leaving the site if no one answers" ones..

i now call it the "kim-jung" approach.... lots of threats but never carried out!

We've now officially moved from a state of war to a umm state of war... It does sort of scream out "look at me look at me"

I can't watch any North Korean propaganda without wanting to burst out laughing ever since Team America came out... "

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"My favourites are the statuses claiming they are going to leave or the profiles stating no fakes or time masters..."

Time masters are little better than a knock off Doctor Who!

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

what about the ones with lists and lists of what they don't want? especially when they just add below the previous list so you can see their evolution.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

The one that makes me (M) laugh though is when women put on their status something like 'If single men don't stop messaging me, I will have to block you all!'

It kind of gives the impression that they think that the single men of Fab get together for some sort of conference, and take a vote on it: "So, what do we say guys, keep messaging her or get blocked? The ayes have it!"

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London


"The one that makes me (M) laugh though is when women put on their status something like 'If single men don't stop messaging me, I will have to block you all!'

It kind of gives the impression that they think that the single men of Fab get together for some sort of conference, and take a vote on it: "So, what do we say guys, keep messaging her or get blocked? The ayes have it!" "

Well getting blocked by some woman they'll never meet must be such a threat! Carrying on messaging must be all they can do to carry on living.

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By *itzWoman
over a year ago

south wales


"Just a quick question. When you read a profile who else gets massively turned on when the person has a litany of complaints?

I find it so hot when people say

"This site is full of time wasters" or

"Why does everyone block me?"

"Why can't I get a meet?" Or my personal favourite

"I'm going to stop sending out messages"

It makes me want to jump them immediately and have mad passionate sex with them! Anyone else? No? Just me?

"

Couldn't agree more. I also find that word 'bored' makes my clit throb and my pussy gush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the ever-present threat of blockage subtly woven into the list of complaints/demands? That's my favourite.

"blahblahblah or you will be blocked

blahblah you're blocked

blah BLOCKED!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one that makes me (M) laugh though is when women put on their status something like 'If single men don't stop messaging me, I will have to block you all!'

It kind of gives the impression that they think that the single men of Fab get together for some sort of conference, and take a vote on it: "So, what do we say guys, keep messaging her or get blocked? The ayes have it!" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha best thread I've read guys

Your all blocked lol

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By *harliesteveCouple
over a year ago

selly oak


"Hahaha best thread I've read guys

Your all blocked lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourites are the statuses claiming they are going to leave or the profiles stating no fakes or time masters..."

Is this like a time Lord??

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs


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Time masters are little better than a knock off Doctor Who!"

hey don't knock doctor who he only just back on the box

what i hate is people putting up nasty status.s towards some 1 else they have met and then the other party do the same. ping pong bitching. Just get a life and enjoy the party

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