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"You could ask the people who left you veris! Plus the one from 22 March!!!! " | |||
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"Is this a 'look at me thread'? You have had 9 meets in person. " | |||
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"You have had 6 meets this year so far" maybe that all your veris are from different people? Some couples are looking for more than a one night only event. | |||
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"Not minging people just not horrors x" But you're meeting people, so what's the issue here? You must be doing something right! Don't change what's not broken. | |||
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"You have had 6 meets this year so far" Exactly. How many do you expect to get? Were you looking for the swinging equivalent of Corrie? Three or four times a week??? Bit concerned at your use of the word 'disgrace' tbh... | |||
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"Im going to word this carefully. Ive had a little peek at the pics. Imagine a porn ladys foo foo area. Now look at the pics of your your good ladys foo foo area. There are differences...and those differences may be off putting. " nicely put - i was struggling with how to phrase it - but of course it doesn't put everyone off so i probably would leave them on Z | |||
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"Im going to word this carefully. Ive had a little peek at the pics. Imagine a porn ladys foo foo area. Now look at the pics of your your good ladys foo foo area. There are differences...and those differences may be off putting. nicely put - i was struggling with how to phrase it - but of course it doesn't put everyone off so i probably would leave them on Z" Not as bad as the profile pics with the lady suffering from a wicked case of botty grapes ..... | |||
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"Im going to word this carefully. Ive had a little peek at the pics. Imagine a porn ladys foo foo area. Now look at the pics of your your good ladys foo foo area. There are differences...and those differences may be off putting. nicely put - i was struggling with how to phrase it - but of course it doesn't put everyone off so i probably would leave them on Z Not as bad as the profile pics with the lady suffering from a wicked case of botty grapes ..... " Omg that's really made me laugh! | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely)" Yep... A roman emperor could feast off them, then have to pay the peeler compo for repetitive strain injury..... | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely)" all clear xxx no nipsy knot in _iew xxxx | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) Yep... A roman emperor could feast off them, then have to pay the peeler compo for repetitive strain injury....." Just wasted a good glass of scotch as IO spat it out reading that!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) Yep... A roman emperor could feast off them, then have to pay the peeler compo for repetitive strain injury..... Just wasted a good glass of scotch as IO spat it out reading that!!!!!!!!!!! " Not a single malt I hope? | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) all clear xxx no nipsy knot in _iew xxxx" I had the mirror and my head inbetween my legs checking too! I wont be posting a foofoo pic at the moment, as i had an ingrown hair which has caused a little tiny wee spot. I got the bugger out though tonight in the bath. Was like a contortionist but got it! | |||
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"Don't like your profile photos and don't care much for your attitude either, so if that's how you come across to others as well as us then perhaps there is your answer ??" I was gonna put that... But I decided to go down the spiteful route instead | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) Yep... A roman emperor could feast off them, then have to pay the peeler compo for repetitive strain injury..... Just wasted a good glass of scotch as IO spat it out reading that!!!!!!!!!!! Not a single malt I hope?" 16yr old Lagavullin actually. Bugger. lol | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) all clear xxx no nipsy knot in _iew xxxx I had the mirror and my head inbetween my legs checking too! I wont be posting a foofoo pic at the moment, as i had an ingrown hair which has caused a little tiny wee spot. I got the bugger out though tonight in the bath. Was like a contortionist but got it! " Good girl..... It's amazing the amount of hairy bum 'oles ya see on here euuugh | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) Yep... A roman emperor could feast off them, then have to pay the peeler compo for repetitive strain injury..... Just wasted a good glass of scotch as IO spat it out reading that!!!!!!!!!!! Not a single malt I hope? 16yr old Lagavullin actually. Bugger. lol " Sir for that I'm sorry.... Never ment to hurt a single malt | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) all clear xxx no nipsy knot in _iew xxxx I had the mirror and my head inbetween my legs checking too! I wont be posting a foofoo pic at the moment, as i had an ingrown hair which has caused a little tiny wee spot. I got the bugger out though tonight in the bath. Was like a contortionist but got it! Good girl..... It's amazing the amount of hairy bum 'oles ya see on here euuugh" And that's a second mouthful of Lagavullin wasted!!!! Grrrr!!! PMSL! | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) Yep... A roman emperor could feast off them, then have to pay the peeler compo for repetitive strain injury..... Just wasted a good glass of scotch as IO spat it out reading that!!!!!!!!!!! Not a single malt I hope? 16yr old Lagavullin actually. Bugger. lol Sir for that I'm sorry.... Never ment to hurt a single malt" You are forgiven young Padowan... Specially if ya send round another bottle.... | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) all clear xxx no nipsy knot in _iew xxxx I had the mirror and my head inbetween my legs checking too! I wont be posting a foofoo pic at the moment, as i had an ingrown hair which has caused a little tiny wee spot. I got the bugger out though tonight in the bath. Was like a contortionist but got it! Good girl..... It's amazing the amount of hairy bum 'oles ya see on here euuugh And that's a second mouthful of Lagavullin wasted!!!! Grrrr!!! PMSL! " Ffs ..... That's about £9 a tot? That's 18 quid in loose change I owe u.... | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? " beauty is in the eye of the beholder as the saying goes. just as your profile states your preferences maybe you are not everybodies cup of tea either. some people look beyond outer beauty ,even us horrors, can show the beauty inside. | |||
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"Im going to word this carefully. Ive had a little peek at the pics. Imagine a porn ladys foo foo area. Now look at the pics of your your good ladys foo foo area. There are differences...and those differences may be off putting. " | |||
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"Im going to word this carefully. Ive had a little peek at the pics. Imagine a porn ladys foo foo area. Now look at the pics of your your good ladys foo foo area. There are differences...and those differences may be off putting. No one likes a spotty clunge" But obviously there are those that do like a spotty clunge! Z | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? " Thinking that you're better than "the disgraces out there" wont help you! And im hoping you mean "crack" as in a laugh on your profile. | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? Thinking that you're better than "the disgraces out there" wont help you! And im hoping you mean "crack" as in a laugh on your profile." Isn't that craic? | |||
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"you are kidding? botty grapes... (quickly checks her own pics closely) all clear xxx no nipsy knot in _iew xxxx I had the mirror and my head inbetween my legs checking too! I wont be posting a foofoo pic at the moment, as i had an ingrown hair which has caused a little tiny wee spot. I got the bugger out though tonight in the bath. Was like a contortionist but got it! Good girl..... It's amazing the amount of hairy bum 'oles ya see on here euuugh And that's a second mouthful of Lagavullin wasted!!!! Grrrr!!! PMSL! Ffs ..... That's about £9 a tot? That's 18 quid in loose change I owe u.... " In a bar, yes. At home... lol | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? Thinking that you're better than "the disgraces out there" wont help you! And im hoping you mean "crack" as in a laugh on your profile. Isn't that craic?" Well i was hoping it was a spelling mistake | |||
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"Here's me without a meet or veris and this couple are moaning when they have the meets and veris, sorry but that's a joke." ah but you only been on 7 weeks - give yourself time. Quality not quantity! | |||
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"FFS I actually find this laughable, how many meets do you expect to have to make you feel successful? Myself, as a single female has only had 1 meet this year so far and that is with a regular friend of mine (yes I am fussy!), and no offence I think my pics are more tantalising, sometimes more is better " Completley of topic but i love your body suit it is soooo pretty and looks great in your pictures. MissD | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? " I did a thread earlier as I was being polite telling folks they were not for me rather than just demote the message. Remember you won't be for everyone on here | |||
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"FFS I actually find this laughable, how many meets do you expect to have to make you feel successful? Myself, as a single female has only had 1 meet this year so far and that is with a regular friend of mine (yes I am fussy!), and no offence I think my pics are more tantalising, sometimes more is better Completley of topic but i love your body suit it is soooo pretty and looks great in your pictures. MissD " Thank You Miss D! I thought so as well, and I can actually tell you where it is from for once lol, it is from LoveHoney and a recent purchase x | |||
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"pics are there if you click right hand side - says gallery 12" How's the ingrown hair xx | |||
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"I don't meet your search criteria but I wouldn't reply to your profile if I did "/. Profile text doesn't appeal. No pics. " Could be my angel any day | |||
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"pics are there if you click right hand side - says gallery 12 How's the ingrown hair xx" covered in savlon - i smell sexay - for anyone with a doctors room fetish | |||
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"..well your profile has some " not for us" criteria so each to their own i say and get over it!!" Precisely. I'm not for them based on their text. Maybe I should start a thread about it.... *sniff* | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? " no offence.... when i see a post like this... i always go and look at the profile to see if anything glaring sticks out... and then i saw this beaut: "We arent into TV/TS or blacks sorry just not for us" see any irony in there anywhere.... absolutely fine to have preferences since you have some of your own... but i thought you would have been understanding of others having their own preferences as well.... and as other have said, its not like you haven't had any meets at all.... | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? no offence.... when i see a post like this... i always go and look at the profile to see if anything glaring sticks out... and then i saw this beaut: "We arent into TV/TS or blacks sorry just not for us" see any irony in there anywhere.... absolutely fine to have preferences since you have some of your own... but i thought you would have been understanding of others having their own preferences as well.... and as other have said, its not like you haven't had any meets at all...." FFS Fabio, you are forgetting the first rule of preferences - preferences are fine when they are your own and everyone should abide with them without question but clearly they are totally wrong and unjust when they exclude you! | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? no offence.... when i see a post like this... i always go and look at the profile to see if anything glaring sticks out... and then i saw this beaut: "We arent into TV/TS or blacks sorry just not for us" see any irony in there anywhere.... absolutely fine to have preferences since you have some of your own... but i thought you would have been understanding of others having their own preferences as well.... and as other have said, its not like you haven't had any meets at all.... FFS Fabio, you are forgetting the first rule of preferences - preferences are fine when they are your own and everyone should abide with them without question but clearly they are totally wrong and unjust when they exclude you!" Well said. Besides, we both fail to see the 'irony'. Please explain Fab x | |||
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" FFS Fabio, you are forgetting the first rule of preferences - preferences are fine when they are your own and everyone should abide with them without question but clearly they are totally wrong and unjust when they exclude you!" Whooooooooooooooooooosh!!! That went right over someones head | |||
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" FFS Fabio, you are forgetting the first rule of preferences - preferences are fine when they are your own and everyone should abide with them without question but clearly they are totally wrong and unjust when they exclude you! Whooooooooooooooooooosh!!! That went right over someones head " | |||
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" FFS Fabio, you are forgetting the first rule of preferences - preferences are fine when they are your own and everyone should abide with them without question but clearly they are totally wrong and unjust when they exclude you! Whooooooooooooooooooosh!!! That went right over someones head " *ducks* | |||
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"no offence.... when i see a post like this... i always go and look at the profile to see if anything glaring sticks out... and then i saw this beaut: "We arent into TV/TS or blacks sorry just not for us" see any irony in there anywhere.... absolutely fine to have preferences since you have some of your own... but i thought you would have been understanding of others having their own preferences as well.... and as other have said, its not like you haven't had any meets at all...." Game. Set. Match. | |||
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"no offence.... when i see a post like this... i always go and look at the profile to see if anything glaring sticks out... and then i saw this beaut: "We arent into TV/TS or blacks sorry just not for us" see any irony in there anywhere.... absolutely fine to have preferences since you have some of your own... but i thought you would have been understanding of others having their own preferences as well.... and as other have said, its not like you haven't had any meets at all.... Game. Set. Match. " | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? " Oh, what, like you mean when you guys told me I wasn't for you? Swings and roundabouts guys get over it. | |||
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"Your pics are a bit naff.. IMHO !! " OH I dunno... Comparing a penis to a plasma screen is a new one for me. Tres innovative. And the footie was on. | |||
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"Your pics are a bit naff.. IMHO !! OH I dunno... Comparing a penis to a plasma screen is a new one for me. Tres innovative. And the footie was on. " I meant the quality, Oops! My bad.. No offence OP just make them a little more adventurous too | |||
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"Your pics are a bit naff.. IMHO !! OH I dunno... Comparing a penis to a plasma screen is a new one for me. Tres innovative. And the footie was on. I meant the quality, Oops! My bad.. No offence OP just make them a little more adventurous too" Woohoo. Compare your cock to the new Mercedes E Class for instance. | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? " You get "NO" meets??? Not what your verifications say!! Some of the single guys would kill for even a fraction of the meets you have had in such a short time! So, get over yourselves! | |||
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"Don't like your profile photos and don't care much for your attitude either, so if that's how you come across to others as well as us then perhaps there is your answer ??" | |||
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"If someone thinks your not for them ... So what . Forget them and move on... " | |||
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"You have each other to fuck, surely thats better than nothing????" Indeed! | |||
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"You have each other to fuck, surely thats better than nothing????" | |||
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"i don't really think that people should take pics off just because some people don't like them - they're supposed to be a true representation of the person in the profile - same with profile wording etc - you liek what you see and read - go for it - you don't - you leave alone! Z" Exactly.. not really the idea to change your profile to what people want to see more than what you really are. people are gonna be pretty upset to turn up and find not what they thought and i would imagine it would be even more devastating to have a meet turn up and then say no thanks and leave than it would be to get a message from an honest profile that says not for us thanks. I know which i would prefer out of the two. But saying what gets meets rather than the truth seems to be the way alot decide to go. Removing the pics doesnt change things it just stops people who might be put off from walking away with least pain to everyone. | |||
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"Im going to word this carefully. Ive had a little peek at the pics. Imagine a porn ladys foo foo area. Now look at the pics of your your good ladys foo foo area. There are differences...and those differences may be off putting. " Took the words right out of my mouth! | |||
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"People on this forum are like a bloody pack of hyenas." Laughing all the time ? | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? " In addition to all the other comments, reading the profile, does it seem a little hypocritical to expect to cum on the face and in the mouth of a playmate when your other half isn't prepared to have the same done to her? | |||
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"People on this forum are like a bloody pack of hyenas. Laughing all the time ?" I used to lovw Big Cat Diaries | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? In addition to all the other comments, reading the profile, does it seem a little hypocritical to expect to cum on the face and in the mouth of a playmate when your other half isn't prepared to have the same done to her? " That would put us off. We have very few rules but we play on a like for like basis and expect equality. | |||
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"We r sick to death of people saying not for us I mean I/we see us as an average looking couple far from the disgraces that r out there can someone tell us why we get no meets ???? In addition to all the other comments, reading the profile, does it seem a little hypocritical to expect to cum on the face and in the mouth of a playmate when your other half isn't prepared to have the same done to her? That would put us off. We have very few rules but we play on a like for like basis and expect equality. " | |||
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"You have had 6 meets this year so far" thats not a big amount of meets.we can do that in a weekend or two weeks.you said that it like its huge its march now?poppyxx | |||
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"People on this forum are like a bloody pack of hyenas. Laughing all the time ? I used to lovw Big Cat Diaries" Hyenas are related to dogs and bears and are not a big cat. Just saying. | |||
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"Did you hear about the hyena who ate an Oxo cube and made a laughing stock of himself??? " Still opening the Xmas Crackers, are we....???? | |||
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