FabSwingers.com forum: More polite ways to say ...

By *uzie69x OP TV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

Ok Fabbers... I need your help.

What are more euphemistic, polite ways to say ... "Sorry, your cock isn't big enough..."

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By *andDLiverpoolCouple
40 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Ok Fabbers... I need your help.

What are more euphemistic, polite ways to say ... "Sorry, your cock isn't big enough...""

As lovely as you are, I don’t think that we are a match physically.

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By *uzie69x OP TV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

"As lovely as you are, I don’t think that we are a match physically. "

Good one! Mention of physical, no need to go into too much detail ... Lol

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By *andDLiverpoolCouple
40 weeks ago

Liverpool

"As lovely as you are, I don’t think that we are a match physically.

Good one! Mention of physical, no need to go into too much detail ... Lol"

Exactly, keep it breezy

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By *ellhungvweMan
40 weeks ago

Cheltenham

“I am a size queen and unfortunately you are not royalty.”

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By *uzie69x OP TV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

"“I am a size queen and unfortunately you are not royalty.”"

Lololol classic! Thanks!

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman
40 weeks ago

Yorkshire

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman
40 weeks ago

Yorkshire

"“I am a size queen and unfortunately you are not royalty.”"

I’m using this in future

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

On a serious note I would never say anything to a guy who was small, it is cruel as they cannot help what they have. I am just very disappointed inside as I like a decent sized one

Mine is not small before I am accused defending like for like, proof in my vids

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By *rcoupleCouple
40 weeks ago

Mid Glam

"Thank you but unfortunately you were unsuccessful in filling the vacancy "

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"you're not what I'm looking for. Best of luck to you"

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
40 weeks ago

wonderland.

Thanks but not what we are looking for .. I'd use that for all reasons

Although I wouldn't right off a guy for cocksize as I don't ever really know till I get to it

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By *uzie69x OP TV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

Hehe some classics here and I'll certainly use these suggestions. All in jest if course. If you look at my pics, I engage with cocks of all sizes, big and bigger ... Lol

It's just a bit of a piss take on myself... A bit of pantomime... Confessions of Size Queen Suzie...

But keep em cummin'

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
40 weeks ago

SW Scotland

“I’m looking for something more challenging”

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By *uzie69x OP TV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

"“I’m looking for something more challenging”"

Mmmm sex is a physical sport after all...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Central

Keep it light and remember that you don't have to provide any details at all. Thanks but ...

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By *iss DevilWoman
40 weeks ago

Bedford

"On a serious note I would never say anything to a guy who was small, it is cruel as they cannot help what they have. I am just very disappointed inside as I like a decent sized one

Mine is not small before I am accused defending like for like, proof in my vids

True, they can't help what they have, but if they're not for you/you get disappointed when meeting them, why do you still meet them? There are many easy ways of saying you're not interested without the need to refer to their size.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

My usual is “I’m sorry, but I don’t think that we are physically compatible, good luck finding what you’re looking for!”

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By *heGentleman2024Man
40 weeks ago

North West

Thank you for your interest, but your not what we’re or i’m looking for. Wish you the best of luck Xx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

Maybe state on your profile your minimum size requirement then you won't have to say no, or you can refer them back to read the profile.

Mrs

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By *uzie69x OP TV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Maybe state on your profile your minimum size requirement then you won't have to say no, or you can refer them back to read the profile.

Mrs "

Haha I really should!

I was reminded by an old friend who I met on a Trans specific site. I used to have a grading system on my profile...

So I like guys who are older (30's,40's,50's), hairy (some, moderately, gorrrila!) and hung (6-7",8-9",9+"). If they get a max of 9 points, then it's a guaranteed date!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Honestly this is why I don't think dick pics are all that bad haha.

If you've been chatting for a week and then realise they don't have the tools for your job, you've wasted everybody's time.

People are allowed preferences and to be upfront about it. We're not partaking in risky business here for pity sex.

If size is that important to you just say so on your profile so it doesn't get to that point (hopefully)

But I'd never mention that they're too small for you outright. A woman would be mortified to hear something similar.

If you're in a club and it's got to that point. In honesty, well, that's awkward but suck it up and hope they have a strong finger game haha.

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By *itygamesMan
40 weeks ago

I take it your a grower

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By *oxy jWoman
40 weeks ago

taunton somerset

just be honest but rather than make it about his cock just say no thank

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