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If you're bi/curious - be honest. People have preferences and for every profile it puts off there'll be others it draws in.
If you're stating "safe sex" as an interest and you're single - avoid the use of bareback pics - even if it was with an ex-partner. People will not care if you now bag up with everyone if you're displaying previous activities.
If you state a particular preference - e.g no black/white/bald/fat/thin/smokers - having pics on display showing you playing with those demographics will again confuse and you'll be inviting contact from them!
I've plenty more - but now it's your turn!!
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"Young couple, early 20's, profile states meet 18 - 99, Oh ! Yes ? ? Not." Good point! It's in everyone's interest to have accurate age ranges - to ensure you get interest from those you want as well as to filter out those outside your requirements!! | |||
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"Adds to little guide... if you are a couple and have on your profile "meeting on single females" then do not start chatting to other couples and then get nasty when it's pointed out that the profile says "only single females"...does not work!.. Same thing if it states don't meet bi people and then send a message "hi want to meet?" and one part of couple is bi (very) ..hmmm what would you expect as answer? Angel"We've been getting messages from couples looking for a single female wanting to 'borrow' me... We don't get nasty but do question why are they messaging us as surely they'll have more luck meeting a single female by messaging single females! Not had an answer yet from anyone that's done this. I thought our profile made it obvious we are a couple but maybe I'm wrong?! That actually really annoys me as I find it totally disrespectful to our relationship as the messages completely disregard 2wheels. Don't these people stop to think how I will feel being asked to leave him behind?! crystal | |||
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"Adds to little guide... if you are a couple and have on your profile "meeting on single females" then do not start chatting to other couples and then get nasty when it's pointed out that the profile says "only single females"...does not work!.. Same thing if it states don't meet bi people and then send a message "hi want to meet?" and one part of couple is bi (very) ..hmmm what would you expect as answer? Angel
We've been getting messages from couples looking for a single female wanting to 'borrow' me... We don't get nasty but do question why are they messaging us as surely they'll have more luck meeting a single female by messaging single females! Not had an answer yet from anyone that's done this.
I thought our profile made it obvious we are a couple but maybe I'm wrong?!
That actually really annoys me as I find it totally disrespectful to our relationship as the messages completely disregard 2wheels. Don't these people stop to think how I will feel being asked to leave him behind?!
crystal"dont worry crystal, 2wheels already said I could have u..am sure he musta said.. | |||
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"dont worry crystal, 2wheels already said I could have u..am sure he musta said.." At least you acknowledge him! I don't recall that conversation though... I have some serious headdesk moments when people can't understand why I would want 2wheels with me when I'm playing as if having him there is going to spoil or limit my fun. Maybe I like him there for my safety. Maybe I like him there for my security or maybe I'm a filthy pervert and part of playing is us watching each other with other people?! | |||
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"Adds to little guide... if you are a couple and have on your profile "meeting on single females" then do not start chatting to other couples and then get nasty when it's pointed out that the profile says "only single females"...does not work!.. Same thing if it states don't meet bi people and then send a message "hi want to meet?" and one part of couple is bi (very) ..hmmm what would you expect as answer? Angel
We've been getting messages from couples looking for a single female wanting to 'borrow' me... We don't get nasty but do question why are they messaging us as surely they'll have more luck meeting a single female by messaging single females! Not had an answer yet from anyone that's done this.
I thought our profile made it obvious we are a couple but maybe I'm wrong?!
That actually really annoys me as I find it totally disrespectful to our relationship as the messages completely disregard 2wheels. Don't these people stop to think how I will feel being asked to leave him behind?!
crystal"I get that all the time, on the fourth message, they suddenly act surprised that my hubby will be in our house! This unfortunately is not an occasional occurance either. | |||
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"I get that all the time, on the fourth message, they suddenly act surprised that my hubby will be in our house! This unfortunately is not an occasional occurance either." One of my pet hates is people's inability to take others into consideration. Don't people stop to think how that will make you feel not wanting your HUSBAND there? He's the most important person in your life (alongside any kiddies if you have them) and some stranger wanting to get their end away dismisses them and their 'right' to be involved in any fun you have? Seriously - your profile states MF. M means Male, F means Female. If you want a single female, you need to look with profiles that just have F for (you know this now)... FEMALE! Yes they're harder to get to meet because there's less of them but upsetting all the couples in your area by inviting just one half of the couple to play will not help. I'm so happy that today's Thursday... | |||
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"Actually we have had one couple that were purely seeking a female explain their logic in messaging couples. It was because single fem are impossible to find so they'd make do with a couple. When i told them we wouldn't play with a couple who were "making do" and presumably looking to exclude me as much as possible I got abused. And these people wonder why they struggle... "Thanks 2wheels-I must have missed that message! | |||
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"Actually we have had one couple that were purely seeking a female explain their logic in messaging couples. It was because single fem are impossible to find so they'd make do with a couple. When i told them we wouldn't play with a couple who were "making do" and presumably looking to exclude me as much as possible I got abused. And these people wonder why they struggle...
Thanks 2wheels-I must have missed that message!"Couples eh! What can you do with em !! 
Anyhow!! Good point - don't say you're looking for one thing when you're not! And don't expect those not looking for you to respond to their efforts of persuasion !!!
Another one! Smokers!!
If you smoke - cough up (pun intended) to it - non smokers will know!! Even if you're a light smoker and abstain in meets be honest!! And if you state 'won't meet smokers' - but will in reality for the right people (i.e those you fancy the pants off!) and will therefore make exceptions - pop that in your profile as it'll save the smokers ignoring messages or accusing you of double standards!! | |||
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 we wonder:
when he hasn't got performance issues?
when he fancys the other fem?
when she let's him play,too?
when she isn't in a jealous mood?
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"Actually we have had one couple that were purely seeking a female explain their logic in messaging couples. It was because single fem are impossible to find so they'd make do with a couple. When i told them we wouldn't play with a couple who were "making do" and presumably looking to exclude me as much as possible I got abused. And these people wonder why they struggle...
Thanks 2wheels-I must have missed that message!
Couples eh! What can you do with em !!
Anyhow!! Good point - don't say you're looking for one thing when you're not! And don't expect those not looking for you to respond to their efforts of persuasion !!!
Another one! Smokers!!
If you smoke - cough up (pun intended) to it - non smokers will know!! Even if you're a light smoker and abstain in meets be honest!! And if you state 'won't meet smokers' - but will in reality for the right people (i.e those you fancy the pants off!) and will therefore make exceptions - pop that in your profile as it'll save the smokers ignoring messages or accusing you of double standards!! "The smoking thing winds me up so much!! One couple said oh its ok, we shall just use flavored lube for oral told them to f off lol | |||
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"Young couple, early 20's, profile states meet 18 - 99, Oh ! Yes ? ? Not. Good point! It's in everyone's interest to have accurate age ranges - to ensure you get interest from those you want as well as to filter out those outside your requirements!! "
I state age ranges and lots of people ignore it and still message. Then get very funny when you don't respond to the message, if someone states on their profile age ranges if you're over or under and you message don't expect a reply I say | |||
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"Adds to little guide... if you are a couple and have on your profile "meeting on single females" then do not start chatting to other couples and then get nasty when it's pointed out that the profile says "only single females"...does not work!.. Same thing if it states don't meet bi people and then send a message "hi want to meet?" and one part of couple is bi (very) ..hmmm what would you expect as answer? Angel
We've been getting messages from couples looking for a single female wanting to 'borrow' me... We don't get nasty but do question why are they messaging us as surely they'll have more luck meeting a single female by messaging single females! Not had an answer yet from anyone that's done this.
I thought our profile made it obvious we are a couple but maybe I'm wrong?!
That actually really annoys me as I find it totally disrespectful to our relationship as the messages completely disregard 2wheels. Don't these people stop to think how I will feel being asked to leave him behind?!
crystal"Could be a number of reasons, maybe the woman in the relationship wants to do it but is worried the choosen female could potentially be a bunny boiler, so choosing a woman from a couple kinda reduces that risk. On the other hand maybe the man's intimidated by your man's rugged good looks | |||
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"If you send a message and add, 'a no thanks will do'. When you receive one in reply please don't message back with why, if, but, easiest way to get blocked " well never actually fancied u in the first place..ur loss dear! | |||
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"If you send a message and add, 'a no thanks will do'. When you receive one in reply please don't message back with why, if, but, easiest way to get blocked well never actually fancied u in the first place..ur loss dear!" The feeling is very mutual dear ! | |||
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"If you send a message and add, 'a no thanks will do'. When you receive one in reply please don't message back with why, if, but, easiest way to get blocked well never actually fancied u in the first place..ur loss dear! The feeling is very mutual dear ! " lolol x damn backfired cheek  | |||
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"If you send a message and add, 'a no thanks will do'. When you receive one in reply please don't message back with why, if, but, easiest way to get blocked well never actually fancied u in the first place..ur loss dear! The feeling is very mutual dear ! lolol x damn backfired cheek "Do you need an extinguisher to put out your backfire | |||
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"If you send a message and add, 'a no thanks will do'. When you receive one in reply please don't message back with why, if, but, easiest way to get blocked well never actually fancied u in the first place..ur loss dear! The feeling is very mutual dear ! lolol x damn backfired cheek
Do you need an extinguisher to put out your backfire "Just fire it up his backside - he'll probably like that
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"If you send a message and add, 'a no thanks will do'. When you receive one in reply please don't message back with why, if, but, easiest way to get blocked well never actually fancied u in the first place..ur loss dear! The feeling is very mutual dear ! lolol x damn backfired cheek
Do you need an extinguisher to put out your backfire "dammit...u been watching my webstreams..I had curry noodles at twelve last nite and added extra chilli powder! I'm now live...wanking and farting if u wanna watch n listen x | |||
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"If you send a message and add, 'a no thanks will do'. When you receive one in reply please don't message back with why, if, but, easiest way to get blocked well never actually fancied u in the first place..ur loss dear! The feeling is very mutual dear ! lolol x damn backfired cheek
Do you need an extinguisher to put out your backfire
Just fire it up his backside - he'll probably like that
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"Could be a number of reasons, maybe the woman in the relationship wants to do it but is worried the choosen female could potentially be a bunny boiler, so choosing a woman from a couple kinda reduces that risk. On the other hand maybe the man's intimidated by your man's rugged good looks "Bunny boilers come in all shapes, sizes and situations and if the female half of a couple has those sorts of concerns, maybe the couple need a long hard talk. Why can't they stop to think how the female half of the couple they're messaging feels? If they want a female to join them then message a female who's well verified so you know that they haven't been running off with the male half of a couple. If they're intimidated by 2wheel's looks then they're not the kind of people I wanna play with. | |||
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"Actually we have had one couple that were purely seeking a female explain their logic in messaging couples. It was because single fem are impossible to find so they'd make do with a couple. When i told them we wouldn't play with a couple who were "making do" and presumably looking to exclude me as much as possible I got abused. And these people wonder why they struggle...
Thanks 2wheels-I must have missed that message!
Couples eh! What can you do with em !!
Anyhow!! Good point - don't say you're looking for one thing when you're not! And don't expect those not looking for you to respond to their efforts of persuasion !!!
Another one! Smokers!!
If you smoke - cough up (pun intended) to it - non smokers will know!! Even if you're a light smoker and abstain in meets be honest!! And if you state 'won't meet smokers' - but will in reality for the right people (i.e those you fancy the pants off!) and will therefore make exceptions - pop that in your profile as it'll save the smokers ignoring messages or accusing you of double standards!!
The smoking thing winds me up so much!! One couple said oh its ok, we shall just use flavored lube for oral told them to f off lol "Why flavoured lube? Did she smoke it from her fanny ? | |||
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"If you send a message and add, 'a no thanks will do'. When you receive one in reply please don't message back with why, if, but, easiest way to get blocked well never actually fancied u in the first place..ur loss dear! The feeling is very mutual dear ! lolol x damn backfired cheek
Do you need an extinguisher to put out your backfire
dammit...u been watching my webstreams..I had curry noodles at twelve last nite and added extra chilli powder!
I'm now live...wanking and farting if u wanna watch n listen x"Errrmmmm let me think, ill give that one a miss, . I prefer to save my gag reflex for other activities | |||
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"Couples eh! What can you do with em !!
Anyhow!! Good point - don't say you're looking for one thing when you're not! And don't expect those not looking for you to respond to their efforts of persuasion !!!
Another one! Smokers!!
If you smoke - cough up (pun intended) to it - non smokers will know!! Even if you're a light smoker and abstain in meets be honest!! And if you state 'won't meet smokers' - but will in reality for the right people (i.e those you fancy the pants off!) and will therefore make exceptions - pop that in your profile as it'll save the smokers ignoring messages or accusing you of double standards!!
The smoking thing winds me up so much!! One couple said oh its ok, we shall just use flavored lube for oral told them to f off lol "I'm a smoker and I wouldn't want to meet someone who says they don't meet smokers as I get paranoid about the smell of smoke on me enough as it is! I'm quite a light smoker but I can tell when someone's had a ciggie so I can imagine it must be 100 times more noticeable for a non smoker. crystal | |||
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"Couples eh! What can you do with em !!
Anyhow!! Good point - don't say you're looking for one thing when you're not! And don't expect those not looking for you to respond to their efforts of persuasion !!!
Another one! Smokers!!
If you smoke - cough up (pun intended) to it - non smokers will know!! Even if you're a light smoker and abstain in meets be honest!! And if you state 'won't meet smokers' - but will in reality for the right people (i.e those you fancy the pants off!) and will therefore make exceptions - pop that in your profile as it'll save the smokers ignoring messages or accusing you of double standards!!
The smoking thing winds me up so much!! One couple said oh its ok, we shall just use flavored lube for oral told them to f off lol
I'm a smoker and I wouldn't want to meet someone who says they don't meet smokers as I get paranoid about the smell of smoke on me enough as it is!
I'm quite a light smoker but I can tell when someone's had a ciggie so I can imagine it must be 100 times more noticeable for a non smoker.
crystal"They always change their mind when I point that out which is more annoying than I realise. It also made me question a non smoker friend if I tasted of smoke and the answer was a no. Not paranoid now lol | |||
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"Actually we have had one couple that were purely seeking a female explain their logic in messaging couples. It was because single fem are impossible to find so they'd make do with a couple. When i told them we wouldn't play with a couple who were "making do" and presumably looking to exclude me as much as possible I got abused. And these people wonder why they struggle...
Thanks 2wheels-I must have missed that message!
Couples eh! What can you do with em !!
Anyhow!! Good point - don't say you're looking for one thing when you're not! And don't expect those not looking for you to respond to their efforts of persuasion !!!
Another one! Smokers!!
If you smoke - cough up (pun intended) to it - non smokers will know!! Even if you're a light smoker and abstain in meets be honest!! And if you state 'won't meet smokers' - but will in reality for the right people (i.e those you fancy the pants off!) and will therefore make exceptions - pop that in your profile as it'll save the smokers ignoring messages or accusing you of double standards!!
The smoking thing winds me up so much!! One couple said oh its ok, we shall just use flavored lube for oral told them to f off lol
Why flavoured lube? Did she smoke it from her fanny ? "No but they obv thought I did!! | |||
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"Adds to little guide... if you are a couple and have on your profile "meeting on single females" then do not start chatting to other couples and then get nasty when it's pointed out that the profile says "only single females"...does not work!.. Same thing if it states don't meet bi people and then send a message "hi want to meet?" and one part of couple is bi (very) ..hmmm what would you expect as answer? Angel
We've been getting messages from couples looking for a single female wanting to 'borrow' me... We don't get nasty but do question why are they messaging us as surely they'll have more luck meeting a single female by messaging single females! Not had an answer yet from anyone that's done this.
I thought our profile made it obvious we are a couple but maybe I'm wrong?!
That actually really annoys me as I find it totally disrespectful to our relationship as the messages completely disregard 2wheels. Don't these people stop to think how I will feel being asked to leave him behind?!
crystal"Your profile is clear and that's just rude of them. I was actually going to pm you yesterday after I read your profile just to say I found it really entertaining reading! Great profile. | |||
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"dont worry crystal, 2wheels already said I could have u..am sure he musta said.. At least you acknowledge him! I don't recall that conversation though... I have some serious headdesk moments when people can't understand why I would want 2wheels with me when I'm playing as if having him there is going to spoil or limit my fun. Maybe I like him there for my safety. Maybe I like him there for my security or maybe I'm a filthy pervert and part of playing is us watching each other with other people?!" I think he was actually taking the mick with his comment | |||
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"dont worry crystal, 2wheels already said I could have u..am sure he musta said.. At least you acknowledge him! I don't recall that conversation though... I have some serious headdesk moments when people can't understand why I would want 2wheels with me when I'm playing as if having him there is going to spoil or limit my fun. Maybe I like him there for my safety. Maybe I like him there for my security or maybe I'm a filthy pervert and part of playing is us watching each other with other people?! I think he was actually taking the mick with his comment "It's ok - I realise that. I was having a major rant moment (it is Thursday isn't it? I was told it was ok to rant on Thursdays!). My rant wasn't directed at KeenFucktographer - only the first sentence. Notes to self-must make posts clearer! crystal | |||
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"dont worry crystal, 2wheels already said I could have u..am sure he musta said.. At least you acknowledge him! I don't recall that conversation though... I have some serious headdesk moments when people can't understand why I would want 2wheels with me when I'm playing as if having him there is going to spoil or limit my fun. Maybe I like him there for my safety. Maybe I like him there for my security or maybe I'm a filthy pervert and part of playing is us watching each other with other people?! I think he was actually taking the mick with his comment
It's ok - I realise that. I was having a major rant moment (it is Thursday isn't it? I was told it was ok to rant on Thursdays!).
My rant wasn't directed at KeenFucktographer - only the first sentence.
Notes to self-must make posts clearer!
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"dont worry crystal, 2wheels already said I could have u..am sure he musta said.. At least you acknowledge him! I don't recall that conversation though... I have some serious headdesk moments when people can't understand why I would want 2wheels with me when I'm playing as if having him there is going to spoil or limit my fun. Maybe I like him there for my safety. Maybe I like him there for my security or maybe I'm a filthy pervert and part of playing is us watching each other with other people?! I think he was actually taking the mick with his comment
It's ok - I realise that. I was having a major rant moment (it is Thursday isn't it? I was told it was ok to rant on Thursdays!).
My rant wasn't directed at KeenFucktographer - only the first sentence.
Notes to self-must make posts clearer!
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"dont worry crystal, 2wheels already said I could have u..am sure he musta said.. At least you acknowledge him! I don't recall that conversation though... I have some serious headdesk moments when people can't understand why I would want 2wheels with me when I'm playing as if having him there is going to spoil or limit my fun. Maybe I like him there for my safety. Maybe I like him there for my security or maybe I'm a filthy pervert and part of playing is us watching each other with other people?! I think he was actually taking the mick with his comment
It's ok - I realise that. I was having a major rant moment (it is Thursday isn't it? I was told it was ok to rant on Thursdays!).
My rant wasn't directed at KeenFucktographer - only the first sentence.
Notes to self-must make posts clearer!
crystal
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"Your profile is clear and that's just rude of them. I was actually going to pm you yesterday after I read your profile just to say I found it really entertaining reading! Great profile. "Awwwww-thanks
Even a clear profile doesn't stop those who just see bum and boobs on our pics and take their chances. Oh well, at least it helps us to realise how dumb they are before we've spent too much time chatting to them. | |||
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"dont worry crystal, 2wheels already said I could have u..am sure he musta said.. At least you acknowledge him! I don't recall that conversation though... I have some serious headdesk moments when people can't understand why I would want 2wheels with me when I'm playing as if having him there is going to spoil or limit my fun. Maybe I like him there for my safety. Maybe I like him there for my security or maybe I'm a filthy pervert and part of playing is us watching each other with other people?! I think he was actually taking the mick with his comment
It's ok - I realise that. I was having a major rant moment (it is Thursday isn't it? I was told it was ok to rant on Thursdays!).
My rant wasn't directed at KeenFucktographer - only the first sentence.
Notes to self-must make posts clearer!
crystal
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sending u cock pics for sticking up for me...that crystal thinks shes it!" | |||
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"i demand an apology via fanny pics" How do I do an emoticon for a middle finger gesture?!
You've seen plenty of me as it is-you fabbed all over my pics! | |||
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"Ah right
sending u cock pics for sticking up for me...that crystal thinks shes it!"Lucky lady
And depending on what it is... I am it! | |||
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"Adds to little guide... if you are a couple and have on your profile "meeting on single females" then do not start chatting to other couples and then get nasty when it's pointed out that the profile says "only single females"...does not work!.. Same thing if it states don't meet bi people and then send a message "hi want to meet?" and one part of couple is bi (very) ..hmmm what would you expect as answer? Angel
We've been getting messages from couples looking for a single female wanting to 'borrow' me... We don't get nasty but do question why are they messaging us as surely they'll have more luck meeting a single female by messaging single females! Not had an answer yet from anyone that's done this.
I thought our profile made it obvious we are a couple but maybe I'm wrong?!
That actually really annoys me as I find it totally disrespectful to our relationship as the messages completely disregard 2wheels. Don't these people stop to think how I will feel being asked to leave him behind?!
crystal"
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"I think when a newbie gets asked an open ended question like "what do you like to do?" do not answer with "whatever you like" or "anything".....be imaginative and interesting. Just because it's me doing the messaging doesn't mean there isn't a woman next to me wanting a 3sum. So....(oh happy rant Thursday)....make an effort. " Women get that too, really wondering what the point is in a profile when you get asked "so what things do you like to do" very tempted to put shagging horses | |||
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"Something that amuses me is when someone expresses a preference and then contradicts it in the desperate hope of not excluding anyone. A typical example being - I really like younger women but will happily meet older women too. Seriously is it just me or do those sort of comments not just sound desperate? 2Wheels" Add to that the I like curvy women, but slim girls are ok too, black women but all colours welcome, Dom but will switch...sigh! | |||
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"Ah right
sending u cock pics for sticking up for me...that crystal thinks shes it!
Lucky lady
And depending on what it is... I am it!"That's me and I'm still waiting, mind you seem one seem em all | |||
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"Something that amuses me is when someone expresses a preference and then contradicts it in the desperate hope of not excluding anyone. A typical example being - I really like younger women but will happily meet older women too. Seriously is it just me or do those sort of comments not just sound desperate? 2Wheels Add to that the I like curvy women, but slim girls are ok too, black women but all colours welcome, Dom but will switch...sigh! "That smacks of any holes a goal
I like the guys who say they're Dom but will switch-will they still be saying that after the paddle, flogger, crop, pinwheel, humbler and whip have all been put to good use?!
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sending u cock pics for sticking up for me...that crystal thinks shes it!
Lucky lady
And depending on what it is... I am it!
That's me and I'm still waiting, mind you seem one seem em all "I'm trying to get hard...but yer freakyfeet are putting me off | |||
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"How about those' genuine, honest single guys' that say they can accomodate and after a brief exchange of messages it transpires that they can indeed accomodate but only when their wife is at work!" Or in a hotel, even though you state no hotel meets: EVER!!!  | |||
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"How about those' genuine, honest single guys' that say they can accomodate and after a brief exchange of messages it transpires that they can indeed accomodate but only when their wife is at work! Or in a hotel, even though you state no hotel meets: EVER!!! "tentfuck? | |||
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"I think when a newbie gets asked an open ended question like "what do you like to do?" do not answer with "whatever you like" or "anything".....be imaginative and interesting. Just because it's me doing the messaging doesn't mean there isn't a woman next to me wanting a 3sum. So....(oh happy rant Thursday)....make an effort. Women get that too, really wondering what the point is in a profile when you get asked "so what things do you like to do" very tempted to put shagging horses "Or what you going to do to me then? | |||
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"Something that amuses me is when someone expresses a preference and then contradicts it in the desperate hope of not excluding anyone. A typical example being - I really like younger women but will happily meet older women too. Seriously is it just me or do those sort of comments not just sound desperate? 2Wheels Add to that the I like curvy women, but slim girls are ok too, black women but all colours welcome, Dom but will switch...sigh!
That smacks of any holes a goal
I like the guys who say they're Dom but will switch-will they still be saying that after the paddle, flogger, crop, pinwheel, humbler and whip have all been put to good use?!
crystal"I'm a sub...but asks "what are gates of hell?" "what's cbt?" Or the classic: "when do I get to boss you around?"
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"How about those' genuine, honest single guys' that say they can accomodate and after a brief exchange of messages it transpires that they can indeed accomodate but only when their wife is at work! Or in a hotel, even though you state no hotel meets: EVER!!!
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" I like the guys who say they're Dom but will switch-will they still be saying that after the paddle, flogger, crop, pinwheel, humbler and whip have all been put to good use?!
crystal
I'm a sub...but asks "what are gates of hell?" "what's cbt?" Or the classic: "when do I get to boss you around?"
"Ye gods, I've been hanging around these forums too long. I understand every part of the above conversation and am neither domme or sub!
I hate the drive-by shaggers. I'm in your area tomorrow/working there for a week/playing golf with the boys/ am away from the wife alone in an hotel and will be feeling horny so come shag me. | |||
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"Something that amuses me is when someone expresses a preference and then contradicts it in the desperate hope of not excluding anyone. A typical example being - I really like younger women but will happily meet older women too. Seriously is it just me or do those sort of comments not just sound desperate? 2Wheels Add to that the I like curvy women, but slim girls are ok too, black women but all colours welcome, Dom but will switch...sigh!
That smacks of any holes a goal
I like the guys who say they're Dom but will switch-will they still be saying that after the paddle, flogger, crop, pinwheel, humbler and whip have all been put to good use?!
crystal
I'm a sub...but asks "what are gates of hell?" "what's cbt?" Or the classic: "when do I get to boss you around?"
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"Sarah is stunning, I (rob) ran into the ugly bus, after being lashed by a branch from the ugly tree, I would have my own website, but the only country that would host it is the democratic people's Republic of Korea. Having said that, we come as a couple, and I get where crystal ( and whatever her fellas name is, sorry wasn't paying any attention to him) are coming from, we play as a couple, which is why Sarah doesn't get to play very often....... If you want to meet bisexual females for a FFM then chuffing ask a single woman, some couples out there need to think before they message, if you don't want to meet a male AND a female, don't have "will meet couples" in your profile, saves a lot of wasted time" Ha ugly tree..want my 4ft 2" hubby who has a hairy back claws and 30" fangs.. we get the same but not only from cpls..me being the bit they want to lend..we come as packet me with my legs and my 4ft 2" hubby with the claws... but try and explain that to people singles and couples...most get stroppy and nasty and then you are blocked and declared as time wasters... Angel
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"I hate the statement 'up for anything'. Really...... so can i stick an altar candle up your ass and light it ? I think not " | |||
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"I hate the statement 'up for anything'. Really...... so can i stick an altar candle up your ass and light it ? I think not "ok, so do you have a colour preference? | |||
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"I guess it is time to change our username" Yep!! Just don't change your avatar! Pretty please!! | |||
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