FabSwingers.com forum: I don’t understand I need help!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA"

Is this a trick question?!

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By *reenlanerCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth

Wind up time?

Its not April the 1st is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wind up time?

Its not April the 1st is it

Who’d have thought, a joker on fab!

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

Sarcasm overload

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

Is this a trick question?! "

Hmmmm seems sooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be patient OP, when you reach the 6 month point you will have access to the 'Fancy a fuck' forum. Whenever you are horny you just post in there and a greedy girl will be ubered to your door.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA"

Dick pics are definitely the way forward. You need a minimum of a dozen and taken from every angle. Don't forget the odd beer can and Sky remote for size comparison. Oh and no limp ones.

The women of FAB nearly always like a preview of what is likely to get stuck up 'em.

Next, don't say much on your profile (no-one will read the fkn thing anyway) One line like "looking for fun" will suffice.

Then pick the most remote location you can think of (Scilly Isles is quite good) and your inbox will crash with all the "Wanna meet tonight in Blackpool?" messages.

Getting the best out of FAB is quite simple really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be patient OP, when you reach the 6 month point you will have access to the 'Fancy a fuck' forum. Whenever you are horny you just post in there and a greedy girl will be ubered to your door. "

6 months!!! That’s way too long I will die of sex starvation by then. But on the other wanking hand…..a greedy girl you say, Ubered to my door you say???

It might be worth sticking around to join that elite group. I guess I will have to break out the Platinum card it’s high class call girls and Pornhub until then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

Dick pics are definitely the way forward. You need a minimum of a dozen and taken from every angle. Don't forget the odd beer can and Sky remote for size comparison. Oh and no limp ones.

The women of FAB nearly always like a preview of what is likely to get stuck up 'em.

Next, don't say much on your profile (no-one will read the fkn thing anyway) One line like "looking for fun" will suffice.

Then pick the most remote location you can think of (Scilly Isles is quite good) and your inbox will crash with all the "Wanna meet tonight in Blackpool?" messages.

Getting the best out of FAB is quite simple really.

Ahhhh I see where I was going wrong!!

I will be grabbing my camera and sky remote, deleting my profile text and checking out Right Move post haste!!

Dear oh dear silly me

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for this quality advice

PS I will still get girls Ubered to my door at 6 months won’t I?

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry

Toilet pics! Women love those mirror shots with open toilets in the background! Not to mention car shots! Having six or seven of the same ones with varying eyewear and scowls. Top it all off with the obligatory statement about Sydney university. Total panty dropper! Xx ms

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"Sarcasm overload "

Yep the lowest form of wit

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Well, you need to start blaming all men who are a different skin colour to you, men who go to the gym, men who are bigger than average in the peen department.

And then, and only then, will you reach true moaner level and recieve your badge of honour

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

"Sarcasm overload

Yep the lowest form of wit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be patient OP, when you reach the 6 month point you will have access to the 'Fancy a fuck' forum. Whenever you are horny you just post in there and a greedy girl will be ubered to your door. "

Exactly this op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another returner who knows the ropes.

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

OP, I suggest starting a thread about one of your fantasies or something you’ve seen in a porn video but make out like it’s a real life scenario that you either have plenty of experience in or want to experience for the first time, for extra impact you can create an imaginary wife/girlfriend as well (don’t worry that you have a single male profile, you can just say that you can’t change it if anyone questions you). Popular scenarios that have been used in the past are….arranging a meet with another man for your partner, arranging a gangbang for your partner, attending a club for the first time and looking for someone to accompany you, watching your partner with another man, sniffing your partner’s panties…or you could even post about being let down by meets at the last minute to give everyone the impression you’re genuine and looking for a meet….then what you do is don’t bother to post again in the thread but send a DM to anyone who posts in the thread showing an interest in the ‘real life’ scenario.

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By *avrick180Man
over a year ago

Pontypool

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA"
2 hole weeks iv been on here for over 7 years and only had one meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another returner who knows the ropes.

Funny you should mention ropes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sarcasm overload

Yep the lowest form of wit

Come on you have to appreciate a dry sense of humour or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, you need to start blaming all men who are a different skin colour to you, men who go to the gym, men who are bigger than average in the peen department.

And then, and only then, will you reach true moaner level and recieve your badge of honour "

Basically you’re say must try harder….next time I have a whinge I will include all this, thanks for the self pity ammunition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA"

This is a joke. RIGHT? Because no sane person would open themselves to the messages your going to get. 2 weeks on fab. Expecting your inbox to be overflowing. Really? This can't be serious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

This is a joke. RIGHT? Because no sane person would open themselves to the messages you’re going to get. 2 weeks on fab. Expecting your inbox to be overflowing. Really? This can't be serious "

Have a read of my profile and you shall have your answer

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

This is a joke. RIGHT? Because no sane person would open themselves to the messages your going to get. 2 weeks on fab. Expecting your inbox to be overflowing. Really? This can't be serious "

It says a lot about this site when someone has to question whether OP is joking or being serious.

I thought it was pretty clear that he’s joking but I’ve read posts that are way, way more ridiculous than this one but are in no way a joke…..

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"Sarcasm overload

Yep the lowest form of wit

Come on you have to appreciate a dry sense of humour or not

You haven’t said anything funny yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sarcasm overload

Yep the lowest form of wit

Come on you have to appreciate a dry sense of humour or not

You haven’t said anything funny yet

Don’t I even get C- for effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet pics! Women love those mirror shots with open toilets in the background! Not to mention car shots! Having six or seven of the same ones with varying eyewear and scowls. Top it all off with the obligatory statement about Sydney university. Total panty dropper! Xx ms "

Especially when they have flushed the toilet

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Well, you need to start blaming all men who are a different skin colour to you, men who go to the gym, men who are bigger than average in the peen department.

And then, and only then, will you reach true moaner level and recieve your badge of honour

Basically you’re say must try harder….next time I have a whinge I will include all this, thanks for the self pity ammunition

Perfect! You'll get the hang on single guy life on fab in no time! I shall look forward to your future self pitying posts and have the kettle on at all times so I'm prepared

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Especially when they have flushed the toilet

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don’t you mean when they haven’t flushed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, you need to start blaming all men who are a different skin colour to you, men who go to the gym, men who are bigger than average in the peen department.

And then, and only then, will you reach true moaner level and recieve your badge of honour

Basically you’re say must try harder….next time I have a whinge I will include all this, thanks for the self pity ammunition

Perfect! You'll get the hang on single guy life on fab in no time! I shall look forward to your future self pitying posts and have the kettle on at all times so I'm prepared "

With the advice I have had on here I should be a pro by next week, just in time for enough self pity to motivate me to bemoan my lack of meets.

I will send popcorn or biscuits whatever takes your fancy

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA"

Yes you need few dicks pics with different angles. You’ll struggle without them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA"

Is this a taking the peeeeeeeeeee thread....has to be yea....

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

Is this a taking the peeeeeeeeeee thread....has to be yea....

Obviously you haven’t read the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

Is this a taking the peeeeeeeeeee thread....has to be yea....

100% taking the peeeee, you got to have a sense of humour on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

Is this a taking the peeeeeeeeeee thread....has to be yea....

Obviously you haven’t read the thread "

Like you said before it’s crazy that people aren’t sure as there are some who actually post this stuff seriously!!

Things have gotten worse since I was last on here.

All I can say to those who are thinking of whinging like this is, come on guys don’t take Fab too seriously and have fun. What will be will be..

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By *umseekersCouple
over a year ago

Ediburgh

firstly ...chill out. ??

we have been here a while and not hada meet..our decision like.

Chill relax. ??

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By *umseekersCouple
over a year ago

Ediburgh

firstly ...chill out ??

we have been here a while and not hada meet..our decision like.

Chill relax. ??

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By *umseekersCouple
over a year ago

Ediburgh

firstly ...chill out.....its ok

we have been here a while and not hada meet..our decision like.

Chill relax. ??

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By *umseekersCouple
over a year ago

Ediburgh

firstly ...chill out.....its ok

we have been here a while and not hada meet..our decision like.

Chill relax....

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By *aviniaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds (close to GAP)

Nah, don't wait 6 months OP, ignore all the sarcasm. All you have to do is put 'straight' on your profile then message every tranny on here. We operate as every fellas back up shag. You'll be walking like John Wayne before you know it!

One thing though,don't message me, I'm washing my hair, car, dog, windows, drive that day x x

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

Is this a taking the peeeeeeeeeee thread....has to be yea....

Obviously you haven’t read the thread

Like you said before it’s crazy that people aren’t sure as there are some who actually post this stuff seriously!!

Things have gotten worse since I was last on here.

All I can say to those who are thinking of whinging like this is, come on guys don’t take Fab too seriously and have fun. What will be will be.."

Stop whinging about people whinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

Dick pics are definitely the way forward. You need a minimum of a dozen and taken from every angle. Don't forget the odd beer can and Sky remote for size comparison. Oh and no limp ones.

The women of FAB nearly always like a preview of what is likely to get stuck up 'em.

Next, don't say much on your profile (no-one will read the fkn thing anyway) One line like "looking for fun" will suffice.

Then pick the most remote location you can think of (Scilly Isles is quite good) and your inbox will crash with all the "Wanna meet tonight in Blackpool?" messages.

Getting the best out of FAB is quite simple really.

This is all very true

Manchester, Hull, London, Cornwall, Aberdeen, they'll message you expecting you to travel five and a half hours to get to them! I even had a message from Ireland once, Cork I think it was. 'Oh are you planning on visiting the UK?' I asked. 'No' they replied. Yeah, I'm not flying to Ireland for a shag, sorry.

You forgot the dick pic with a fabric tape measure wrapped around it as many times as needed to make the girth read as 7-8in, the one where you just see the tip and the 7-8in mark but not the point of origin and the one taken over a dirty toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

This is a joke. RIGHT? Because no sane person would open themselves to the messages you’re going to get. 2 weeks on fab. Expecting your inbox to be overflowing. Really? This can't be serious

Have a read of my profile and you shall have your answer

TLDR

So entitled. What woman has time to read all that?

Go to clubs and socials.

Also far too many pics.

Wuu2.. cock pic ... Fuck now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

Dick pics are definitely the way forward. You need a minimum of a dozen and taken from every angle. Don't forget the odd beer can and Sky remote for size comparison. Oh and no limp ones.

The women of FAB nearly always like a preview of what is likely to get stuck up 'em.

Next, don't say much on your profile (no-one will read the fkn thing anyway) One line like "looking for fun" will suffice.

Then pick the most remote location you can think of (Scilly Isles is quite good) and your inbox will crash with all the "Wanna meet tonight in Blackpool?" messages.

Getting the best out of FAB is quite simple really.

This is all very true

** You forgot the dick pic with a fabric tape measure wrapped around it as many times as needed to make the girth read as 7-8in, the one where you just see the tip and the 7-8in mark but not the point of origin and the one taken over a dirty toilet bowl

** top tip!

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

And socks please. They really get me going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to mention that you 'don't bite...hard...unless you want me to.'

With the Sydney stuff you also have to remember to post the bit about Faceb00k and Fabswingers both being publicly traded, but it must be one statement for each of the three, or it doesn't count.

Good luck swinger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

Is this a taking the peeeeeeeeeee thread....has to be yea....

Obviously you haven’t read the thread

Like you said before it’s crazy that people aren’t sure as there are some who actually post this stuff seriously!!

Things have gotten worse since I was last on here.

All I can say to those who are thinking of whinging like this is, come on guys don’t take Fab too seriously and have fun. What will be will be..

Stop whinging about people whinging

No I will not,it’s my second favourite hobby behind watching Pornhub and wanking because the women and couples of Fab aren’t falling over themselves to jump in my bed!!

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA"

Firstly, it's not you, it's them.

They just don't get where your coming from, with what, and where you'd like to stick it. That's the trouble with Fab.

However, one thing I have noticed is that you appear to have accidentaly written four, no five actual paragraphs on your profile. This is a newbie mistake and might be causing somepeople to snigger behind your back. What you need to do is shorten it a little. Some of the most successful people on Fab are the ones who's profiles are just three words 'fancy a fuck' or 'fill in later' for example.

Good luck, looks like your going to need it if ytou stick with whole paragraphs and sentences written in English and not text speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t often say thank you more than once but it’s polite and that should help my cause.

I have had so much quality advice I don’t know where to begin so best to ignore it all because I know best anyway.

I take it that if you have responded to my thread you must be interested in me and will be expecting a message off you all.

All messages are welcome men, TV”s, women and couples. As you can guess I am sex starved and I am willing to take whatever I can get. You never know I might have it in me to write you a message asking if you want a shag and send dick pics with toilets, remotes and measuring tapes in full view!!!

I am getting the feeling my Fab journey is about to get better

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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"I don’t often say thank you more than once but it’s polite and that should help my cause.

I have had so much quality advice I don’t know where to begin so best to ignore it all because I know best anyway.

I take it that if you have responded to my thread you must be interested in me and will be expecting a message off you all.

I am getting the feeling my Fab journey is about to get better

Thanks OP for the amusing thread and profile read.

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

2weeks!!!try 18 months !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t often say thank you more than once but it’s polite and that should help my cause.

I have had so much quality advice I don’t know where to begin so best to ignore it all because I know best anyway.

I take it that if you have responded to my thread you must be interested in me and will be expecting a message off you all.

I am getting the feeling my Fab journey is about to get better

Thanks OP for the amusing thread and profile read.

You’re welcome and I am glad you enjoyed them

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Make sure you have that watertight legal statement about fabswingers being a public traded company on your profile too. That’s so effective that it also protects your home from burglary.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I mean your missing the cock over a dirty toilet seat pic & you haven't stated you can lick for hours or how heavy your cum is, maybe that's it?

Otherwise you should be knee deep in pussy by now.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been on Fab for two long weeks and I haven’t had a meet yet. I need help.

I am online all the time but messaging and putting up lots of great photos is far too much effort.

I sit here mostly looking at my inbox wondering why it’s not filling up. It’s baffling I am a really nice guy and would be polite if I got a message or could be bothered sending one.

I have read going to clubs and socials are a good way of meeting people but I don’t like people except women and couples willing to come to my door.

What am I doing wrong? Should I put up loads of dick pics?

Is my profile bad, I don’t understand.

All advice is welcome.

TIA

This is a joke. RIGHT? Because no sane person would open themselves to the messages you’re going to get. 2 weeks on fab. Expecting your inbox to be overflowing. Really? This can't be serious

Have a read of my profile and you shall have your answer

Lol. I did. You joker

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

You forgot to upload dozens of bareback pics of your cock penetrating many different women.

When I did that, I was inundated with offers of clunge.

I had to delete the pics in the end, it got rather tiresome.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I don’t often say thank you more than once but it’s polite and that should help my cause.

I have had so much quality advice I don’t know where to begin so best to ignore it all because I know best anyway.

I take it that if you have responded to my thread you must be interested in me and will be expecting a message off you all.

I am getting the feeling my Fab journey is about to get better

Christ on a bike..my overloaded neurodivergent brain has filed this under irrelevant..not entertaining. I can't even blame it on age because we are both Millenials.

You all have a good evening I'm off to Heathrow Ab Fab to sit in the jacuzzi and look at cock in real life in person. Lol!

that's more the kind of entertainment my brain needs right now.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

OP. You are correct, less is more

Men who expect nothing should potentially make it clear if they also think they're potentially not worthy of anything - perhaps because they are very bad partners, have next to nowt to offer, etc.

But 2 weeks here is enough to have had a lot of us noticing you as prime fresh meat and making the effort to satisfy your low effort level curiosity. I would normally have held 2 special welcome parties in this timeframe, with all of my buxom friends in need to attend to the Freshers needs

If you remove your pics, the silhouette will awaken their lust and I'll send the limo round

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By *winging Sally SeanCouple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

I genuinely do not know which has the best humour. Your profile, your post, or some of the genius replies on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make sure you have that watertight legal statement about fabswingers being a public traded company on your profile too. That’s so effective that it also protects your home from burglary."

I am getting even more confused than Scooby Doo, some say cut back the text some say put more in. My brain is on advice overload, it’s a good thing I am just going to ignore it all and complain in a months time that I still haven’t met anyone!

No need to worry about burglars as I don’t leave the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean your missing the cock over a dirty toilet seat pic & you haven't stated you can lick for hours or how heavy your cum is, maybe that's it?

Otherwise you should be knee deep in pussy by now.

Mrs "

Well if my no action needed approach doesn’t work I might add something like this.

How does this sound ? I can lap like a thirsty bull terrier and my load is so heavy I can hit you in the eye at 20 paces.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You forgot to upload dozens of bareback pics of your cock penetrating many different women.

When I did that, I was inundated with offers of clunge.

I had to delete the pics in the end, it got rather tiresome. "

I would have to steal some pictures to do this unfortunately as I am still a virgin unless you count my hand

I can imagine that’s frustrating, I don’t like taking to people either!!

I say less talk and just shag me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP. You are correct, less is more

Men who expect nothing should potentially make it clear if they also think they're potentially not worthy of anything - perhaps because they are very bad partners, have next to nowt to offer, etc.

If you remove your pics, the silhouette will awaken their lust and I'll send the limo round "

I will take this under advisement as it might actually require me making an effort to walk down to the limo and then mingle with actual people who then don’t shag me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I genuinely do not know which has the best humour. Your profile, your post, or some of the genius replies on here!

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By *hilMan
over a year ago

HOUGHTON LE SPRING

you forgot to tell him that after 9 months he can get access to the guaranteed fuck forum , its just great once you've served your probationary period on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be patient OP, when you reach the 6 month point you will have access to the 'Fancy a fuck' forum. Whenever you are horny you just post in there and a greedy girl will be ubered to your door.

6 months!!! That’s way too long I will die of sex starvation by then. But on the other wanking hand…..a greedy girl you say, Ubered to my door you say???

It might be worth sticking around to join that elite group. I guess I will have to break out the Platinum card it’s high class call girls and Pornhub until then.

I've never met directly from here

Ever

For real

Kosh tosh plomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be patient OP, when you reach the 6 month point you will have access to the 'Fancy a fuck' forum. Whenever you are horny you just post in there and a greedy girl will be ubered to your door.

6 months!!! That’s way too long I will die of sex starvation by then. But on the other wanking hand…..a greedy girl you say, Ubered to my door you say???

It might be worth sticking around to join that elite group. I guess I will have to break out the Platinum card it’s high class call girls and Pornhub until then.

I've never met directly from here

Ever

For real

Kosh tosh plomb"

Fact is I have hide from Ex-neighbours trying shag me in cyberzone

Mostly aged 70 or //#hospital wager

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