FabSwingers.com forum: Guys, where do you keep your condoms in a dress down situation?

By *alladega OP Man
over a year ago

Huntingdon

To clarify, I'm talking about when you're in a club just wearing a towel and maybe flip flops.

If I'm with a female partner that's easy, just put them in her handbag or slide some into her bra

But when playing separately, or out by yourself....?

I usually put a strip of 4 under the locker key elastic round my wrist or ankle, but far to often they slip out unnoticed and I have to run back to the locker or front desk which kind of ruins the mood

do you use a man bag? fanny pack? leave your socks on (noooooo)? wear a top hat & hide them in the hat band?

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I see a lot of men wear little pouches around their wrists with their stuff in it ..

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By *alladega OP Man
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"I see a lot of men wear little pouches around their wrists with their stuff in it .."

hm... can't say I've noticed those before, but sounds like a promising idea!

off to Amazon to search for "sex club wrist pouch"

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By *emptress and GentCouple
over a year ago

Leeds / London

The top hat is a fine idea

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By *urreyNotSoNewbiesCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Running wristband pocket. Enough room for locker key and condoms.

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Locker key comes with an elastic band usually around the ankle holds a couple of condoms.

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

"The top hat is a fine idea"

(Singing) you can leave your hat on ……

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By *rumswingersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Can you just put one on before you leave the house? Maybe put an elastic band around the base to hold it in place?

Failing that maybe wear a pair of swim shorts instead of a towel and put them in the pocket?

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By *alladega OP Man
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"Locker key comes with an elastic band usually around the ankle holds a couple of condoms. "

yeah that's what I'm doing currently but I keep losing the condoms.

clearly my ankles must be the wrong shape or something...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see a lot of men wear little pouches around their wrists with their stuff in it .."

Exactly this

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

Just put several on in the locker room, peel them off as you go like formula one driver do during races. You're very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just put several on in the locker room, peel them off as you go like formula one driver do during races. You're very welcome.

Nearly chocked on my cashew nuts. Just imagine 10 condoms on the lady would be bloody hell, will that fit it is so girthy.

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By *ittleMissFozzieWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Just put several on in the locker room, peel them off as you go like formula one driver do during races. You're very welcome.

That wins comment of the day for me, thanks for a good belly laugh

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Just put several on in the locker room, peel them off as you go like formula one driver do during races. You're very welcome.

You read my mind

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I attend bi nights & wear stockings & suspenders they fit well in stocking tops

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By *en88Man
over a year ago

Essex

Think I could stash a few things in the mullet for sure

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By *op2Couple
over a year ago

North west

Waist band of boxers x

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Just put several on in the locker room, peel them off as you go like formula one driver do during races. You're very welcome.

I laughed out loud, but what do they peel off during races??

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Tucked under my watch strap. Alexis carries a few just in case we need more than one or as is more than likely the guy she is going to play with says he does have any, which seems to happen a lot.

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

"Just put several on in the locker room, peel them off as you go like formula one driver do during races. You're very welcome.

I laughed out loud, but what do they peel off during races??

Lol, I thought I'd explained this well until I read it back. They have plastic sheets on their visors because the get covered in bugs and crap. They just take them off when they get to dirty.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Runners pouch, keep condoms, cash, locker key etc in and they just fit either on your arm or wrist, whichever is more comfortable.

Or, you can always just take say a strip of 4 and actually wrap them around your luck key wrist strap rather than just tucking them under

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"Runners pouch, keep condoms, cash, locker key etc in and they just fit either on your arm or wrist, whichever is more comfortable.

Or, you can always just take say a strip of 4 and actually wrap them around your luck key wrist strap rather than just tucking them under"

Same just a plain black runners wrist pouch. They're just the right size. Readily available on ebay.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Just put several on in the locker room, peel them off as you go like formula one driver do during races. You're very welcome.

I laughed out loud, but what do they peel off during races??

Lol, I thought I'd explained this well until I read it back. They have plastic sheets on their visors because the get covered in bugs and crap. They just take them off when they get to dirty. "

No it's just my ignorance of the sport, that's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mark Knopfler head band works

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

The best solution I’ve seen is a customised personal towel that has a pocket stitched on. It also has some belt loops. My friends bought some supplies and actually made these whilst sat in a pub across from a club waiting for it to open.

An alternate I’m keen to use is my father’s hand me down sporran, it’s a magnificent thing and would be a definite talking point… now a sex club sporran together with a tartan towel is the ultimate combo, I just lack the accent

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By *alladega OP Man
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"An alternate I’m keen to use is my father’s hand me down sporran, it’s a magnificent thing and would be a definite talking point… now a sex club sporran together with a tartan towel is the ultimate combo, I just lack the accent"

ha ha, I know a guy who usually wears just a Sporran... and it's not even a dress down club

but the towel with pocket is a great idea, you should patent it before they turn up on wish dot com!

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

I bought my son one of those microfiber towels for his school swimming and to my surprise it has what I can only describe as a condom pouch in it! You can see it on the last pic of the amazon listing.

https://amzn.eu/d/eOSEVx6

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

ha ha, I know a guy who usually wears just a Sporran... and it's not even a dress down club

but the towel with pocket is a great idea, you should patent it before they turn up on wish dot com! "

Awesome! “They can take our entrance fee but they’ll never take our condoms!”

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

In the lining of your boxers (I HATE towels but personal preference)

Or tucked in the side of knickers, like by my hip lol

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By *nnocentOneWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I'm amused at the replies to the OP. This thread has tickled me!

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I put mine on the locker key ring. Just attach them like a key, poke the ring through the packet and wind them on

We met a guy the other week that was wearing a dressing gown. Self claimed it was a game changer. The more I think about it the more I think he’s right

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"I put mine on the locker key ring. Just attach them like a key, poke the ring through the packet and wind them on

We met a guy the other week that was wearing a dressing gown. Self claimed it was a game changer. The more I think about it the more I think he’s right "

A dressing down dressing gown. I prefer my kimono wid the wizard sleeves, tuck those condoms up there like a Mums tissues

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By *pecialXtraMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

When you wrapped a towel around you, they hold fine between towel and skin. But you can also leave pants on and slip them in near your cock lol

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By *op2Couple
over a year ago

North west

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Maybe take a hiking style rucksack. Not only store condoms and keys, but food packs and energy drinks in case of a long session. Wrap around tin foil in case you go too far and enter hypothermia. Etc etc

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

I carry a small bag like a purse/wallet with a strap - lots available in TK Max for example. Also fits a small lube and cock rings. The problem is you never know how many you need

If just one or two easier but sometimes need a lot more. Also "dress down" for me is naked. It's all or nothing.

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

I wear a man pouch around my waist to carry all my bits and bobs in, nothing worse than having to run back to the lockers just when you’re about to get things started lol

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Did once take things in a small pencil case. That was a bit weird though as looked like I was about to go and sit my maths A-level.

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"Did once take things in a small pencil case. That was a bit weird though as looked like I was about to go and sit my maths A-level. "

Pah ha ha. That's really tickled me and made me chuckle this morning. What an image.

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"Maybe take a hiking style rucksack. Not only store condoms and keys, but food packs and energy drinks in case of a long session. Wrap around tin foil in case you go too far and enter hypothermia. Etc etc "

Always good to be prepared

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By *ktartenMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The best solution I’ve seen is a customised personal towel that has a pocket stitched on. It also has some belt loops. My friends bought some supplies and actually made these whilst sat in a pub across from a club waiting for it to open.

Love that, I have the sporran, must find a tarten towel

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I give 2 condoms to every woman in the club and ask them to put them in their handbags, then any woman I have sex with later in the evening I know for sure will have at least 2 condoms in her handbag that I can use.

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

"An alternate I’m keen to use is my father’s hand "

I just stopped reading here and thought. What?

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