FabSwingers.com forum: The lamest excuse you have had

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give?

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

His dog would feel lonely when left home alone.

I mean, full respect for this man and his dedication to his dog

(I gave another chance OP and I’m glad I did)

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By *eFCUKaLotCouple
over a year ago

somewhere close

Too many to list

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"His dog would feel lonely when left home alone.

I mean, full respect for this man and his dedication to his dog

(I gave another chance OP and I’m glad I did)"

I had I'm looking after my sister's dog,an hour before we were due to meet.This was years ago when I was single.

I gave him one more chance and he was flakey again ,so he ended up blocked.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I met someone last week and we had a good social drink followed by a very passionate snog. Then he said he had a family barbecue but would love to see me afterwards. Then came the text messages of oh now it’s a family meal and then oh more relatives have turned up. Then asking am I available the next day. Radio silence and then message saying oh my phone was smashed so I wasn’t able to message etc.

This was all after saying so many women aren’t genuine……… really

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Years ago, while he was at mine. ‘My mate’s had a flat tyre, I need to go help him.’

Sure, give your wife my best.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Good while ago now but "Social in a pub midway between the guy and us" we got there, sat waiting, text comes through "Its raining waiting to see if it stops" he had to drive so wasn't on a bike or walking!!!! needless to say reply went back " don't bother we going home" lol

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

Im tired was a lame excuse I got after a couple of hours earlier she said she was still looking to meet.

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

I'm scared to ride my bike because the roads are icy.

I've been to a wake and I'm too pissed to make it.

There is an emergency at the food bank.

I've lost my libido because I've had a wank.

M and M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been called into work as even though it was their dsy off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get a taxi, and I don't drive (lived 20 min walk away)

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Ive just been called into work as even though it was their dsy off"

Happens to me often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "

I don't make excuses if I don't want to meet I'll say so

A few years ago I had arranged a meet with someone and on the morning my uncle called me to say he was going to be discharged from hospital and asked if I could pick him up/take him home etc I obviously said yes cause its my uncle

I messaged the guy and explained (I had previously mentioned that my uncle was in hospital cause I was visiting him everyday/doing his shopping and liasing with the medical staff about his care- so it was a really big part of my life at that time) and said that I was free the next day if he was and I would make it upto him

He called me a fake and a timewaster and blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met someone last week and we had a good social drink followed by a very passionate snog. Then he said he had a family barbecue but would love to see me afterwards. Then came the text messages of oh now it’s a family meal and then oh more relatives have turned up. Then asking am I available the next day. Radio silence and then message saying oh my phone was smashed so I wasn’t able to message etc.

This was all after saying so many women aren’t genuine……… really

Many behave diff when they fancie someone.

Your case.he didnt have the balls to tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good while ago now but "Social in a pub midway between the guy and us" we got there, sat waiting, text comes through "Its raining waiting to see if it stops" he had to drive so wasn't on a bike or walking!!!! needless to say reply went back " don't bother we going home" lol

Why reply.silence is " Golden "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "
. One and one only!

I dont entertain who they think or assume they are in their own very head.

Many only do to you,what you allow them to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give?

I don't make excuses if I don't want to meet I'll say so

He called me a fake and a timewaster and blocked me

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I would never let anyone down or not turn up

But this give me idea for thread

Watch this space .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never let anyone down or not turn up

But this give me idea for thread

Watch this space ."

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Single guy we arranged to meet at a hotel messaged 3 hours before that he had Covid. Next day he was posting what a great night he's had at a club the night before.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

“I only meet in clubs” ……

Other than that; 2 strikes and they’re out

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

One couple... First time "husband had to go to hospital", second time "son has been beat up", third time they just ghosted us before the meet

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

"His dog would feel lonely when left home alone.

I mean, full respect for this man and his dedication to his dog

(I gave another chance OP and I’m glad I did)

I had I'm looking after my sister's dog,an hour before we were due to meet.This was years ago when I was single.

I gave him one more chance and he was flakey again ,so he ended up blocked.

Miss"

I got a dog excuse from a guy once too. But his was that his dog wouldn't like me so he had to cancel. Safe to say, no additional chances were give.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"“I only meet in clubs” ……

Other than that; 2 strikes and they’re out

That sounds rather like their clear preference, nothing to do with excuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never let anyone down or not turn up

But this give me idea for thread

Watch this space ."

What, never? Even if you had a family emergency? Or illness?

That's a bold claim!

Excuses are often not excuses, but actual reasons. Unapologetically there are things in my life that will always take priority over any Fab meet.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"I would never let anyone down or not turn up

But this give me idea for thread

Watch this space ."

You are Rick Astley!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would never let anyone down or not turn up

But this give me idea for thread

Watch this space .

You are Rick Astley!"

Yep your right and I'd never run around and hurt

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By *ilybethWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Had a social, met for coffee and had a good chat. He came back to mine and while I was putting the kettle on he disappeared to the loo and came out on a ‘phone call’ - dunno what put him off but it was the old ‘oh you need me to come now’ business.

OK, don’t let the door hit you on the way out

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Just a guy who was due to arrive at mine later that day, but contacted to say he was still confused about his sexuality.

I wasn’t going to leap on him when he arrived and it was mainly as a social meet. I obviously scared him.

But at least he messaged plenty of ghosts previously.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"“I only meet in clubs” ……

Other than that; 2 strikes and they’re out

That sounds rather like their clear preference, nothing to do with excuses."

….and lame to me

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By *oreAgainForeverCouple
over a year ago

doncaster

Doesn’t sound lame to me if that’s where they feel safe that’s down to their choice if we was into someone and they said they only met in clubs we would go to the club

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Doesn’t sound lame to me if that’s where they feel safe that’s down to their choice if we was into someone and they said they only met in clubs we would go to the club "

Living in Doncaster you don’t have to travel the best part of two hours to visit your nearest club, and being a couple, you are free to visit a club pretty much anytime you choose, unlike me, as a straight, white, single guy, I am limited to when I am ‘allowed’ clubs entry, unlike your average coffee house, which I am able to visit anytime I choose, and pay the same entry fee as everyone else, ie; nothing…..

But hey, if I was in to someone enough, and they really didn’t feel safe anywhere else, a club visit wouldn’t be totally out of the question

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

A few years back, “I had a tooth ache and it turned out I had an infection that went to my brain. I couldn’t let you know I wasn’t coming because I was in a coma”

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By *omoxfordMan
over a year ago

leeds

I would walk in the snow to see you nevermind rain

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "

I arranged a meet i turned up sat there like a lemon and messaged her and replied later in the day 'oh i couldn't be bothered '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd been messaging this woman who was much younger but wanted to meet an older guy. Exchanged photos and allsorts but always she had an excuse not to meet. I guess the last straw was when she said she didn't want to move her cat that was asleep on her lap....ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few years back, “I had a tooth ache and it turned out I had an infection that went to my brain. I couldn’t let you know I wasn’t coming because I was in a coma”"

That’s possibly the worst ever excuse someone could come up with

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

I will usually give people a second chance unless they're excuse is too unbelievable, but never a third.

I think the best one I've had was 'my boyfriend had just got out of prison'.

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By *aintscoupleCouple
over a year ago

st helens

I cannot post a live picture to prove I'm genuine as my phone keeps crashing.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

What do admin think about this behaviour ?. If a meet was arranged and excuses given by the same person/couple to several others this needs dealing with !. We're sick of it..

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Had one lady whose car must have broken down getting on for 10 times

I did meet her once but it became a joke in the end that she would make plans when horny at night and then cancel with car problems on the day. I challenged her at one point and she did admit she just felt guilty cheating on hubby and got cold feet but then felt horny again a week or two later. The routine became so funny I stopped getting annoyed as knew what was going to happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do admin think about this behaviour ?. If a meet was arranged and excuses given by the same person/couple to several others this needs dealing with !. We're sick of it.."

I agree it’s just ruining it for the genuine ones and even more so when you take the time to prep for a meet just to be let down

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

All sorted, I'd made arrangements and bought stuff to add a little a bit extra to the evening.... then a text 'think I'm going to put a new door on my van tonight!'

Next day he had a new verification.

Undoubtedly, your feelings are going to be a bit hurt if you think you ve been dropped for someone else but I'd rather that than adding lies to the mix as well.... and men think its just women who are the time wasters

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"All sorted, I'd made arrangements and bought stuff to add a little a bit extra to the evening.... then a text 'think I'm going to put a new door on my van tonight!'

Next day he had a new verification.

Incredible and look at you !!

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By *NKED_n_KINKYCouple
over a year ago

Watford

We've had so many lame excuses, but two incidents we remember.

We been chatting to a guy who lived two miles away from us. Arranged to meet and a couple of hours before he had to go to work for an emergency which was 20 miles away. An hour later he was still showing two miles away and online.

Invited a guy round for late night fun, he was on the way then said there was no taxis available. When we checked uber in his area there were plenty.

These type of excuses really do ruin it for the genuine guys, if you have no intention of meeting then why waste our time.

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

"Ive just been called into work as even though it was their dsy off"

It happens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We didn't think you were real"

Back when I was on here as a couple another couple we'd arranged to meet for a social in a pub never showed up and later gave this as the excuse.

If we'd just texted or messaged via here then maybe they had a point. But we'd actually made two different phone calls to arrange us meeting up and all four individuals had conversed, albeit briefly, with each other!

All good fun eh?

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "

Not even the courtesy of an excuse. Mrs had arranged for us to meet 2 singles, the guy turned up but the lady completely ghosted us after being very keen to meet and enjoy her first club experience.

Turned in to a really crap night for us both.

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh

Too many to mention lol

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By *azz EdgeCouple
over a year ago

Silverstone

One guy told us he couldn't make it because he'd had an orgasmic headache from too much masturbating the night before. We looked it up online and it actually exists!

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By *ill37Man
over a year ago

cambridge

It’s hard enough if not impossible to get a meet with women or couples in your area, so to then give an excuse what is wrong with people are they mad

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By *rDJ40Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Not an excuse I had as such but I had someone kick off at me for cancelling a meet because I had Covid.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give?

Not even the courtesy of an excuse. Mrs had arranged for us to meet 2 singles, the guy turned up but the lady completely ghosted us after being very keen to meet and enjoy her first club experience.

Turned in to a really crap night for us both."

That doesn’t reflect well on the single bloke’s performance

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

I don’t make excuses I turn up at the agreed date , time , location l have yet to message and cancel but if I did I would message asap explaining my reasons and hopefully the other person would understand and we can reschedule.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give?

Not even the courtesy of an excuse. Mrs had arranged for us to meet 2 singles, the guy turned up but the lady completely ghosted us after being very keen to meet and enjoy her first club experience.

Turned in to a really crap night for us both.

That doesn’t reflect well on the single bloke’s performance

We both play or not at all. Fortunately for the single bloke he was understanding, and felt as let down as we did(we had a 4 way group on kik) but he joined in some play with others.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Apparently they didn't think I was "attractive in any way, shape, or form."

Mmmmm, er ok. Nice try, fantasist!

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

My dog's been sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just been called into work as even though it was their dsy off"

Had that said to me many times. It was one of the reasons i decided to only meet in clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely gave any guy a 2nd chance.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Had a guy tell me his mother was ill so couldn't come round.

I was really sympathetic as it seemed genuine, he'd mentioned before about his sick mother.

Then 2 hours later a new veri from another woman appears on his profile saying they'd just had a last minute meet. He got blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He stopped for petrol and dropped his phone which he was using as sat nav, so he couldn't continue the drive. We were meeting at a coffee place he knew and suggested as it was local to him

He didn't get a second chance

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Had a guy tell me his mother was ill so couldn't come round.

I was really sympathetic as it seemed genuine, he'd mentioned before about his sick mother.

Then 2 hours later a new veri from another woman appears on his profile saying they'd just had a last minute meet. He got blocked. "

Ugh. That would totally kill the vibe for me. All the updates and veris flying about. At least be sneaky and don’t display it, ffs.

Happened to me too. Makes you wonder.

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

The only time we’ve had a no-show was from a single guy who said he had problems with his car.

It could have been genuine, but smelt vaguely of bullshit to us.

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Had a guy tell me his mother was ill so couldn't come round.

I was really sympathetic as it seemed genuine, he'd mentioned before about his sick mother.

Then 2 hours later a new veri from another woman appears on his profile saying they'd just had a

last minute meet. He got blocked. "

I've had similar situations, veris a bit of a giveaway!

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By *iben6969Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sorry I’m late, I had to Manually express my dog's anal glands, I can pop round now if you like

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "

Her (old fwb) tire blew out as we were going to meet a couple the next day a veri from a meet she had the night she blew me off. So she only had once chance as well it was arranged for my birthday and I had bad news that day. But I made up for it met the couple the following night and had a sexy late night meet for my birthday with a mate so was a win win

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By *weetnjuicycoupleCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

In the pub for a social - 10 minutes before he was due to arrive we get a message

“ it is ok that I’m married isn’t it ?”

Single profile and no mention in all the messages before

Our answer was short and succinct

No it’s not and please do one !!!

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

Why’s only meeting in clubs lame?

Very bizzare comment to me when I only meet in clubs lol.

I don’t do excuses I just say I don’t want to… however I’ve cancelled twice, gave the genuine reason and got so much abuse lol.

People only get one chance if I’m meeting them at the club specifically, if I’m already going to the club and they cancel I’ll do the same again but not make extra effort to attend for them xx

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Doesn’t sound lame to me if that’s where they feel safe that’s down to their choice if we was into someone and they said they only met in clubs we would go to the club

But hey, if I was in to someone enough, and they really didn’t feel safe anywhere else, a club visit wouldn’t be totally out of the question

I live just as far away from the clubs as you

haha

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By *alladegaMan
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"my mum's house is on fire"

she must've forgotten that her mum lived down the road from me...

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By *enuineJohnMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "

Oh I’ve had every excuse and lie under the son. I’ve literally just had one after travelling to them. If if I was allowed to screen shot messages and post them I would. Get rid of all the time wasters on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up in taxi and didn't like the look of my road

No chance again

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Car MOT had run out

I've had the next door neighbour die, I've got to help the police

A couple of men have had pets die or acquired serious health problems, necessitating the vet (, This is a common excuse, many have had).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some never get to that stage, too busy getting arranging other meets

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By *implymeABCMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Arranged to meet at 7.30pm for a social, I turned up at 7.20pm just to make sure (I hate being late for anything), they were a no show... saying that the meet time was 7pm despite the clear evidence to the contrary in the messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "

Put on weight overnight

Had to have wisdom teeth out

Both classics

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By *otbeefandonionsCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

"My house is messy "

When they were coming to ours

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "

It's when the ice cream machine is broken for the thousandth time

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By *odkajemWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some of these answers are phenomenal

I think chances with most people boils down to

If it is feasible + your interest = one more

if it's bollocks = get fucked

If it's bollocks but you fancy them = 312 more

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By *ltcoupleswanseaCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"Some of these answers are phenomenal

I think chances with most people boils down to

If it is feasible + your interest = one more

if it's bollocks = get fucked

If it's bollocks but you fancy them = 312 more

This is what we do expect we give 311 not 312

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Doesn’t sound lame to me if that’s where they feel safe that’s down to their choice if we was into someone and they said they only met in clubs we would go to the club

But hey, if I was in to someone enough, and they really didn’t feel safe anywhere else, a club visit wouldn’t be totally out of the question

I live just as far away from the clubs as you

haha "

Toss a coin;

Heads you’re a vagina in a vagina desert;

Tails you’re a cock in a sea of cocks…..

How are you hoping the coin will fall?

Haha

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Questioning the number of chances we give now. How do you know if someone is simply "breadcrumbing"?

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

After a few days of chatting with her we arranged to meet up for a drink all was well until I'm sitting there in the restaurant by myself I get a text saying her cats just died I didn't give her another chance just didn't feel genuine

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By *xbridgecouple80Couple
over a year ago

uxbridge

‘I’ve had a few beers now so can’t travel tonight’

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By *bwstarzWoman
over a year ago

south cheshire

Private meet in hotel, had some fun and he’d missed a call on his phone, he listened to the voicemail message and suddenly I’ve got to go my flat mate is being arrested for not having a television license and I need to leave now, we had plans to stay overnight etc…. Found out later it was his mrs and people wonder why I just meet in clubs and no I didn’t believe him at the time I was just amazed at the complete crap that came spewing out of his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While on the way to meet got a text. " skint, took an overtime shift"! We had just confirmed .

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Some there I haven't heard, still time I guess

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By *ory_xWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way Syndey

Got stood up for a social and had a text hours later saying, "I fell back asleep." Pissed on your chips there boy no more chances.

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By *agicmarcMan
over a year ago

tonyrefail

my worse one was we didn’t know you were disabled even though i’d told them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to bring my mum i could not leave her lol. Karen

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By *dinburghWomanWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I’ve had the drops in my eyes and I can’t drive for 12 hours. I apologise if it’s true but I’ve had drops in my eyes and it was no way 12 hours !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give?

It's when the ice cream machine is broken for the thousandth time"

Did they work in mcdonalds ?

That machine is always down

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By *jEuphoriaCouple
over a year ago

north kent

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "

Sounds like; when a woman makes a genuine excuse, she’s a time waster, the bloke seems to get angry. Yet, the excuses from men, just sound like they can’t get away from the wife/family. Their excuses are pathetic. These type of men ruin for all the others.

It you decide, said person, is not to your liking, just say you’re not compatible. There’s no need to waste the other person’s time, or make lame excuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to a meet once and nobody else there

Asked where they were and got told they were there waiting

Described the area I was sat at but absolutely nobody else there

They said I was wasting their time???

Blocked

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By *luebutterflyCouple
over a year ago

Sphincter on Sea

We once arranged a meet with a single guy and the morning of the meet, told us he couldn't come as he was taking his friends dog for a walk.

We also had another guy tell us he was washing his beard. Wtf

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By *haveadreamMan
over a year ago

Fens

Some great excuses, I have to remember them lol. I wished I had though of them before I met a cpl in Ipswich. I pulled outside their house and they were looking out if the window, I knew things were not going to go well when in the front garden was a piss stained double mattress. Popped inside and have to say the shitty garden was more tidy than the outside, Wayne and Wennta, slobs, the house smelt of piss, god I am flash backs writting this, but the last straw was when the guy said that I would have to fuck his wife on the sofa as their teenage children were up stairs. I was out of there faster than superman doing a costume change in a phone box..

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By *orillaman32Man
over a year ago

Christchurch

"Ive just been called into work as even though it was their dsy off

Happens to me often

Actually really happened to me, joys of being the boss I guess

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By *ornyhfdCouple
over a year ago

Hereford

We had a guy turn up for a bit of Cuckhold play.

The wife and the guy went to the bedroom getting comfortable etc.

I went to the room and found them to be in clothed kissing etc then the guy got up and said

Damn I will be back in a minute left my wallet on the counter at the petrol station. Got dressed left and had a message saying it’s not here have to Check at Tesco but he never returned

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her windscreen broke so couldn't drive anywhere (lived in a village). But managed to hook up at a party in another county that same night. (If your gonna lie, don't get veri'd)

Dispite being very chatty in the days and hours before the meet.He started to feel ill while on the 15 min drive to ours.

After previously telling us she was an orphan, her excuse was that her brother died, (turns out she had quite a reputation for bs in the scene)

Had travelled over an hour and booked into a hotel, local to another couple who where going to join us. An hour after they where due to arrive they suddenly want us to travel to another city to go to a club with them.... excuse us, we just paid £200 for this hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male partner can't get time off work is the one excuse we had. Very unusual as we suspect it was a female pretending to be a couple.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Not so much a poor excuse, but 45 mins before we were due to meet I was sent a message simply saying: "you are not wanted" and then I was blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After chatting for 2 weeks, the morning of the planned meet, the single bi sexual male claimed we where "misty" what ever that means

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Morning all. I am interested to know the lamest excuse you have had from someone and how many chances do you give? "

My parrots sick and its a Norwegian blue .

None chances after that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had two cancellations in over two years here.

One, an hour before we were to meet socially “my niece has been attacked at school (she’s 8 years old). She was run over by a car. My sister is distraught and I need to mind my other niece.” Supposedly a big bullying problem at the school. A week later he tried to rearrange. I didn’t bother responding. He published verifications a few days later. The people he met explicitly mentioned the date in their verification. He went for an offer of guaranteed sex over a social. For months, he’d attempt with new profiles to get me to meet him.

Second last minute cancellation, a different man. Radio silent two days before scheduled meet. After chatting away for weeks nonstop. I didn’t bother sending a message to see if he was still on for the meet. The day off, “I have a fever.” I wanted to laugh but I didn’t so much as bother to reply. A whole weeks goes by and still no exchanges of words. Two weeks, he sent an incomprehensible message. He apologised for not

meeting due to work being made. He had forgotten the reason he told me. He told me he’d like to reschedule. I’m too busy for that but told him I’d get back to him when I fancied meeting. Which is never.

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By *vcathTV/TS
over a year ago

south coast

Chatting with a couple for almost two weeks. Finding a good range of common interests. Start to arrange for a meeting. Some hours before the meeting was due, while I was getting ready, they cancel because "your skin doesn't look very white. Are you white British?"

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By *ockforplay66Man
over a year ago

Southampton/isle of wight/ everywhere

I arranged a meet with a couple about 18months ago, a fair distance from me, booked a hotel as well. The morning of the meet, I did a covid test and it came back positive. I phoned the couple, not text, and told them. Got a barrage of abuse down the phone then they hung up.

Minutes later, my inbox was flooded with messages from the couple, and 2 of their friends on here, calling me every name under the sun.

So, I got in my car, and drove to their house which was the agreed meeting place and knocked on the door, stood there wearing my mask and said “I’m here, which one of you wants to suck my cock first?” Door slammed in my face followed by phone call to apologise for calling me fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confirmed a meet in the evening, I was going to his. Messaged for address in the morning, ww were meeting at lunchtime. No reply. Then later in the evening got a message saying he was at the airport waiting for a flight to America!

Another we had agreed to meet, he was going to give me a massage, said he didn't have sex on first meet, and he was booking hotel. Morning of meet he messaged to say he didn't want to pay £60 for hotel just to give me a massage, could we rearrange when either his place was free or he'd found somewhere cheaper.

Both were told to forget it and blocked.

I do give second chances if I feel the reason is valid and I'm told in advance x

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By *ickie_RankingMan
over a year ago

London

"Sorry I can't meet, me and my husband are going to give it another go"

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I don't get any excuses because no one messages. Why I go to clubs when I can be bothered.

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

Will tell you one of ours. It's slightly funny but not.

We had arranged a meet, this happened over a cpl of weeks chatting, phone confirmation with the ladies. All good......

The day of said meet, brother in law dropped dead. LITERALLY.

Sent apologies.

All was accepted & said we would try to re arrange.

They suggested another date & we said sorry, that's the funeral day.

They suggested ( & I'm being polite) that we were time wasters.

I said I'd ask if my sister would think about re arranging the funeral.

LIKE FU, K DID I

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

What is worse though... lame excuses, being lied to, ghosting before an arranged meet, they leave site mid convo or no-shows ?. We're being ghosted now for a meet tonight grrrr

ADMIN NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BEHAVIOUR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car caught fire and there was no signal

It’s rainy too heavily.

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By *elaniejayTV/TS
over a year ago

London

As a cd/tv I get my fair share of cancellations and no-shows, but it does kind of go with the territory.

One guy cancelled on the night and said he couldn't get out because his neighbour's mum had to go into hospital and he was mates with his neighbour so couldn't leave him???

Anyway I actually gave this guy a second chance (live and learn), he cancelled again in a very annoying way, first he said he would be late because he was at a meal with his family and it was overrunning (this was 11.30pm btw), then at 1.00am he said he couldn't get an Uber. I offered to get him a black cab but he never replied. Aargh, I should have learned from the first time!

On the positive side, so far, anyone who has met me once has never cancelled or no-showed for further meets

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By *lsiePTV/TS
over a year ago

Gateshead

I had one guy suddenly say he had been to the dentist and his mouth was still numb. Like, did the dentist sneak up on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is worse though... lame excuses, being lied to, ghosting before an arranged meet, they leave site mid convo or no-shows ?. We're being ghosted now for a meet tonight grrrr

ADMIN NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BEHAVIOUR"

Like what? Go round the members house and tell them off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He left his phone at his mums.

After I had gotten there and was waiting lol.I have had some others over the years, I didn't give him a second chance. I had spent time getting ready and moved things around in order to do the meet anyway. This was after talking all week. Maybe it was a genuine mistake but no my time is precious and I'm not into having it wasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about lame but we found "It's my dad's birthday today" quite funny. These birthdays, they come so unexpectedly, you never know when to expect them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided I still have really strong feelings for my ex wife, because debs reminds me of her." This was after a social drink with this guy and his swinging partner / gf.

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