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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I am single bloke, quiet and unassuming but ok company. Never set out to.be something I am not but can't understand why I have friends or occasionally even get meets!!

From.what I keep reading on here this just shouldn't be happening!

Should I have plastic surgery,penile extension or go the gym to get ripped so I can cut down the number of people I can interract with?

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Pretend your a Bi female...sorted

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

No comment !

Or is No comment in itself a comment?

If it is, is it an appropriate comment for this sort of thread !

If it isn't well the thread got what it deserved.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm not surprised you get meets. Excellent profile! Love it xx

If you'd like to reduce the amount of messaged you get can i suggest removing all your pics apart from one of your cock next to a roll on deodorant and changing your text to

'Wil fil this in l8r'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're lying - did nobody tell you everyone on this site is fake and all the profiles who claim to be female are actually men?

And when you do get messaged, they're only interested in collecting your pics and spending their time wasting yours.

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op - how DARE you come on this site and be so successful??/ Don't you know you are supposed to post a MINIMUM - MINIMUM mark you!! - of THREE threads moaning about how you've been on here six months/ a year/two millenia etc and STILL not got a shag even though you have a 14" cock, an everlasting bottle of Joop and a tongue like an anteater..????

Blokes like you should be ashamed of yourselves!!!!

Okay, rant over - it's simple: you get meets for two key reasons. An amusing profile which, although a little long, keeps your attention, and secondly, that is a list of veris you have that you should be proud of.

And, most of all, you come over as YOURSELF and not an 'image' of what you think everyone wants.

Oh, and LOADS of patience.

Cracked it mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right this seems to have backfired a little....I wanted replies like the Real Porks rant....not seeking praise...it was just a counter to the "single men think the world owes then threads"

I didn't want it to be a look at me thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right this seems to have backfired a little....I wanted replies like the Real Porks rant....not seeking praise...it was just a counter to the "single men think the world owes then threads"

I didn't want it to be a look at me thread.

"

Be magnanimous in receipt of praise, Grasshopper....

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I wish I was grand Jedi Master Westys apprentice.

The Padawan to his Yoda !

(not suggesting you look like Yoda Westy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right this seems to have backfired a little....I wanted replies like the Real Porks rant....not seeking praise...it was just a counter to the "single men think the world owes then threads"

I didn't want it to be a look at me thread.

"

I have private mailed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

I didn't want it to be a look at me thread....

"

Too late, Westy, we have all looked at you Mwah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I was grand Jedi Master Westys apprentice.

The Padawan to his Yoda !

(not suggesting you look like Yoda Westy)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your profile

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

We all need a dose of humour and your profile has a bucket load! Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, had to look and couldn't stop laughing, fantastic mate.

Bet your a right laugh to have a pint with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile had me laughing!

If you were closer I'd be definitely seeing if coffee was as much of a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profile had me laughing!

If you were closer I'd be definitely seeing if coffee was as much of a laugh"

You are all too kind

My coffee tour takes in all of the UK from Scotland to Devon....always happy to blow the froth off a Latte with fabbers!...

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