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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

‘The sight of your penis is making me queasy.’

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By *ink and inkedCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy "

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘The sight of your penis is making me queasy.’"

You can’t say that lol

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

I bet next time you will ask for dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx "

So is it a case of “ we’ve got to get outta here”

After a night at a club I said to Mrs dd “ you seemed to have fun “ her reply was “ babe I nearly died “ why mrs dd? “ his balls were so big I honestly felt like I was going to suffocate “

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By *heekyredsoloWoman
over a year ago

bromborough

I guess in that situation where you are not liking the look of a feel as cock!

I would simply saying sorry I’m not feeling the vibe!

I always think how would I feel if someone disliked how I looked, I would hope they were kind and not shaming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet next time you will ask for dick pic "

Club meets , nice guy, we both want to play and then we realise we are picky about cocks we like ( we have the same taste in cocks , thank god, excuse the pun)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did this actually happen or just a what if kind of question?

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By *ink and inkedCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

So is it a case of “ we’ve got to get outta here”

After a night at a club I said to Mrs dd “ you seemed to have fun “ her reply was “ babe I nearly died “ why mrs dd? “ his balls were so big I honestly felt like I was going to suffocate “ "

Hahaha

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By *ink and inkedCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"I guess in that situation where you are not liking the look of a feel as cock!

I would simply saying sorry I’m not feeling the vibe!

I always think how would I feel if someone disliked how I looked, I would hope they were kind and not shaming "

I’ve called a halt before and said ‘just not feeling the vibe’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess in that situation where you are not liking the look of a feel as cock!

I would simply saying sorry I’m not feeling the vibe!

I always think how would I feel if someone disliked how I looked, I would hope they were kind and not shaming "

We like that “ just not feeling the vibe”

We were in a glory hole when this cock came through and it looked liked “ a apple from Asda that was 3 days past it best “ we both looked at it and said “ errrmm probably just touch it “

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did this actually happen or just a what if kind of question?"

Yes because mr is bi and I love cock it’s difficult finding cock we both like !

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"I guess in that situation where you are not liking the look of a feel as cock!

I would simply saying sorry I’m not feeling the vibe!

I always think how would I feel if someone disliked how I looked, I would hope they were kind and not shaming

We like that “ just not feeling the vibe”

We were in a glory hole when this cock came through and it looked liked “ a apple from Asda that was 3 days past it best “ we both looked at it and said “ errrmm probably just touch it “ "

I'd have gone for a bathroom break

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley


"I guess in that situation where you are not liking the look of a feel as cock!

I would simply saying sorry I’m not feeling the vibe!

I always think how would I feel if someone disliked how I looked, I would hope they were kind and not shaming

I’ve called a halt before and said ‘just not feeling the vibe’ "

That’s the polite way to put it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/RCyYuLQ7_Ws

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess in that situation where you are not liking the look of a feel as cock!

I would simply saying sorry I’m not feeling the vibe!

I always think how would I feel if someone disliked how I looked, I would hope they were kind and not shaming

A bathroom break is perfection “ I need a poop babe , may be a while , errr errr want to meet me back in the bar area “

Bathroom break although above having a joke is actually perfection

We like that “ just not feeling the vibe”

We were in a glory hole when this cock came through and it looked liked “ a apple from Asda that was 3 days past it best “ we both looked at it and said “ errrmm probably just touch it “

I'd have gone for a bathroom break "

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By *ilkey69Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx "

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Steph doesn't like playing with circumcised cocks. So I have to take a sneaky look first and let her know what's being waved at us. That's saved us from a couple of awkward 'no thanks' situations.

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By *heekyredsoloWoman
over a year ago

bromborough


"I guess in that situation where you are not liking the look of a feel as cock!

I would simply saying sorry I’m not feeling the vibe!

I always think how would I feel if someone disliked how I looked, I would hope they were kind and not shaming

Anything goes in a glory hole!

It’s anonymous play isn’t it ha

We like that “ just not feeling the vibe”

We were in a glory hole when this cock came through and it looked liked “ a apple from Asda that was 3 days past it best “ we both looked at it and said “ errrmm probably just touch it “ "

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By *ink and inkedCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy "

OMG there so is !!

I’m very bi but trust me some I’ve seen on here make me shudder I can tell you

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By *ink and inkedCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"Steph doesn't like playing with circumcised cocks. So I have to take a sneaky look first and let her know what's being waved at us. That's saved us from a couple of awkward 'no thanks' situations. "

Haha I’m the opposite , I have a fear of overly large foreskins

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Steph doesn't like playing with circumcised cocks. So I have to take a sneaky look first and let her know what's being waved at us. That's saved us from a couple of awkward 'no thanks' situations. "

That's strange because by the time a guy is ready the foreskin is fully retracted.

I cannot cope with a non-fully retractable foreskin (phimosis).

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy "

Most definitely. I've seen some that look like a stamped on lasagne

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Most definitely. I've seen some that look like a stamped on lasagne"

So much for your profile that states open-minded and non-judgemental.

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sounds like an alternative to Spongebob Square pants.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy "

Yep some look like dirty living room curtains from the 1970s. And some smell like leftover fish from two weeks ago.

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Yep some look like dirty living room curtains from the 1970s. And some smell like leftover fish from two weeks ago. "

BV causes the fish smell and it's more likely to occur due to use of soap. Pussies don't like the pH of soap. I've had it due to latex condoms (I use non-latex and not had it since).

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Yep some look like dirty living room curtains from the 1970s. And some smell like leftover fish from two weeks ago. "

And why dirty curtains? Was there any need?

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales


"Steph doesn't like playing with circumcised cocks. So I have to take a sneaky look first and let her know what's being waved at us. That's saved us from a couple of awkward 'no thanks' situations.

That's strange because by the time a guy is ready the foreskin is fully retracted.

I cannot cope with a non-fully retractable foreskin (phimosis)."

It's more she finds them awkward to wank without a foreskin to ride back and forth over the head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s a cock thing people ! Let’s get back to cock please

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Steph doesn't like playing with circumcised cocks. So I have to take a sneaky look first and let her know what's being waved at us. That's saved us from a couple of awkward 'no thanks' situations.

That's strange because by the time a guy is ready the foreskin is fully retracted.

I cannot cope with a non-fully retractable foreskin (phimosis).

It's more she finds them awkward to wank without a foreskin to ride back and forth over the head. "

Spit/lube... I did imagine that was the case.

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"It’s a cock thing people ! Let’s get back to cock please "

I would love a cock (but I am very fussy about the person it's attached to

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Yep some look like dirty living room curtains from the 1970s. And some smell like leftover fish from two weeks ago.

BV causes the fish smell and it's more likely to occur due to use of soap. Pussies don't like the pH of soap. I've had it due to latex condoms (I use non-latex and not had it since)."

Yes I think the lady I remember probably had BV. It was odd as she was young and otherwise attractive - yes I know BV knows no boundaries but it was still a surprise. Took me days to get over the smell.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Yep some look like dirty living room curtains from the 1970s. And some smell like leftover fish from two weeks ago.

And why dirty curtains? Was there any need?"

Just poetic license painting an image of some the dreadful explicit pics here and sometimes in real life. Any need? Well not really but then can say the same for large chunks of Forum I guess and if can talk about ugly cocks then why not

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Yep some look like dirty living room curtains from the 1970s. And some smell like leftover fish from two weeks ago.

And why dirty curtains? Was there any need?

Just poetic license painting an image of some the dreadful explicit pics here and sometimes in real life. Any need? Well not really but then can say the same for large chunks of Forum I guess and if can talk about ugly cocks then why not "

I think it's rare to see a lovely cock. In fact flaccid cocks are quite unattractive. I think vaginas are nicer to look at and they don't turn me on.

Am I weird?

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By *inkiepairCouple
over a year ago

dublin

We just had this same chat this week, found out we both like the same type of cock which is handy ..

But yes helps if you ask for a cock.pic before hand otherwise as said " not feeling the vibe is a great 1"

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy "

what ???? YOU " end up in the room " there s half the story missing here

go back to the bar and fetch me a vodka and ....

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy "

I can be funny about the look of a cock so in all honesty I think I'd say politely that your not for me and apologise but I certainly wouldn't continue just to save face.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

I can be funny about the look of a cock so in all honesty I think I'd say politely that your not for me and apologise but I certainly wouldn't continue just to save face."

Nope me neither, clubs insist they're all "no pressure" after all!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Yep some look like dirty living room curtains from the 1970s. And some smell like leftover fish from two weeks ago.

And why dirty curtains? Was there any need?

Just poetic license painting an image of some the dreadful explicit pics here and sometimes in real life. Any need? Well not really but then can say the same for large chunks of Forum I guess and if can talk about ugly cocks then why not "

Big difference from saying "ugly cocks" against what you wrote. Personally, in the past I love our differences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Yep some look like dirty living room curtains from the 1970s. And some smell like leftover fish from two weeks ago. "

What a charmer you sound

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

There's definitely some cocks and vag I'd just have to say, no sorry not feeling it.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With you all the way on this one

We have always used the term of a guys cock must have kerb appeal lol

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

I can honestly say Ive just walked away.

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy "

Yes there absolutely is lol.

Although I say that, what one person finds unattractive, another person finds attractive.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Have both

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


" Beauty is in the eyes of the ballholder "

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy "

Can't please everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy "

Just say you don't feel very well,

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By *awg-mo-thoinWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *awg-mo-thoinWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Honestly can’t believe some of the nasty and extremely childish comments I’m reading in this thread. Quick reminder: people don’t choose how their genitals look and they can’t do much about it

If you have neither the initiative to ask for a pic in advance if it’s so important to you, nor the basic decency and maturity to just politely say you’re not feeling it if it comes to that, you probably shouldn’t be meeting anyone. Stay home and play with your own perfect genitalia instead, for everyone’s sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly can’t believe some of the nasty and extremely childish comments I’m reading in this thread. Quick reminder: people don’t choose how their genitals look and they can’t do much about it

If you have neither the initiative to ask for a pic in advance if it’s so important to you, nor the basic decency and maturity to just politely say you’re not feeling it if it comes to that, you probably shouldn’t be meeting anyone. Stay home and play with your own perfect genitalia instead, for everyone’s sake "

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Well I guess again beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.So we all know what we like & are attracted to.It is sad that some are being so brutal about other people's genitals.If you can't say something nice please say nothing.

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Most definitely. I've seen some that look like a stamped on lasagne

So much for your profile that states open-minded and non-judgemental."

As you are easily offended, let me rephrase that, I disagree some female genitalia are unattractive. Is that better?

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By *zdoesit69Man
over a year ago

Hertford


"‘The sight of your penis is making me queasy.’"

I actually burst out laughing when i read this haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Most definitely. I've seen some that look like a stamped on lasagne

So much for your profile that states open-minded and non-judgemental.

As you are easily offended, let me rephrase that, I disagree some female genitalia are unattractive. Is that better?

"

I mean, they are right though and from what I've seen of them I'd not say they were a particularly easily offended couple.

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Most definitely. I've seen some that look like a stamped on lasagne

So much for your profile that states open-minded and non-judgemental.

As you are easily offended, let me rephrase that, I disagree some female genitalia are unattractive. Is that better?

I mean, they are right though and from what I've seen of them I'd not say they were a particularly easily offended couple."

Be careful you are judging them from their photos. It's not allowed

BTW stating that some genitalia are ugly or unattractive is not being judgemental in my opinion.

You can't help what you're born with. But if I said that I reckon it was caused by things they do with their genitalia, then that can be seen as judgemental.

Because I'm open minded, it does not mean that I will play with anything or anyone.

If I don't like the look of genitalia, I would not meet them.

I'm open minded as in what will or could happen on a meet, a meet where I'm attached to them.

Jeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Most definitely. I've seen some that look like a stamped on lasagne

So much for your profile that states open-minded and non-judgemental.

As you are easily offended, let me rephrase that, I disagree some female genitalia are unattractive. Is that better?

I mean, they are right though and from what I've seen of them I'd not say they were a particularly easily offended couple.

Be careful you are judging them from their photos. It's not allowed

BTW stating that some genitalia are ugly or unattractive is not being judgemental in my opinion.

You can't help what you're born with. But if I said that I reckon it was caused by things they do with their genitalia, then that can be seen as judgemental.

Because I'm open minded, it does not mean that I will play with anything or anyone.

If I don't like the look of genitalia, I would not meet them.

I'm open minded as in what will or could happen on a meet, a meet where I'm attached to them.

Jeez!

"

See, you're wrong again. I didnt judge by photos, why would I? I meant previous posts but that wont fit your narrative.

You maybe ought to chill a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy "

This was all we wrote, it was more advice about what to do when you find your self in a situation that’s just not for you , we did get some sound advice as well, “ I’m not feeling the vibe etc “

We are the least judgmental couple ever , mrs has curves all over and mr has a dad bod with a average to thin penis so who are we to judge, we do not , of that we can assure you

The whole topic was a little tongue in cheek, after a couple of experiences , one mrs was on a orgy bed and I asked was that fun , her reply no I nearly suffocated from the size of his balls , I couldn’t breath , felt life draining away from me , the other experience was a glory hole and it just wasn’t a nice site , so we wanted to know the etiquette of what to do

Thanks for the advice that will come in handy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

This was all we wrote, it was more advice about what to do when you find your self in a situation that’s just not for you , we did get some sound advice as well, “ I’m not feeling the vibe etc “

We are the least judgmental couple ever , mrs has curves all over and mr has a dad bod with a average to thin penis so who are we to judge, we do not , of that we can assure you

The whole topic was a little tongue in cheek, after a couple of experiences , one mrs was on a orgy bed and I asked was that fun , her reply no I nearly suffocated from the size of his balls , I couldn’t breath , felt life draining away from me , the other experience was a glory hole and it just wasn’t a nice site , so we wanted to know the etiquette of what to do

Thanks for the advice that will come in handy though "

I dont think that's the problem, of course were all attracted to different things that's normal but some of the descriptions of peoples bodies arent so nice.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I guess in that situation where you are not liking the look of a feel as cock!

I would simply saying sorry I’m not feeling the vibe!

I always think how would I feel if someone disliked how I looked, I would hope they were kind and not shaming

We like that “ just not feeling the vibe”

We were in a glory hole when this cock came through and it looked liked “ a apple from Asda that was 3 days past it best “ we both looked at it and said “ errrmm probably just touch it “ "

I have a great imagination but can't quite get my brain to make that image!

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Most definitely. I've seen some that look like a stamped on lasagne

So much for your profile that states open-minded and non-judgemental.

As you are easily offended, let me rephrase that, I disagree some female genitalia are unattractive. Is that better?

I mean, they are right though and from what I've seen of them I'd not say they were a particularly easily offended couple.

Be careful you are judging them from their photos. It's not allowed

BTW stating that some genitalia are ugly or unattractive is not being judgemental in my opinion.

You can't help what you're born with. But if I said that I reckon it was caused by things they do with their genitalia, then that can be seen as judgemental.

Because I'm open minded, it does not mean that I will play with anything or anyone.

If I don't like the look of genitalia, I would not meet them.

I'm open minded as in what will or could happen on a meet, a meet where I'm attached to them.

Jeez!

See, you're wrong again. I didnt judge by photos, why would I? I meant previous posts but that wont fit your narrative.

You maybe ought to chill a bit."

I'm wrong am I? You're words were, from what I've seen of them. Now you are backtracking, saying its from previous posts. Either you met them or seen their photos? Which is it? Or you have merely read their previous posts? Have you or not seen them?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Surely this is a very good reason to have one or two cock pics in one’s profile?

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry


"…

Yep some look like dirty living room curtains from the 1970s. And some smell like leftover fish from two weeks ago.

BV causes the fish smell and it's more likely to occur due to use of soap. Pussies don't like the pH of soap. I've had it due to latex condoms (I use non-latex and not had it since)."

This is super interesting, thank you! I was aware that lube of the wrong PH can cause it, but I hadn’t even considered the latex!! Thank you so much for sharing.

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

taunton somerset

if things dont look right im not playing and will end the meet im here for fun and not just to go with things...

easier with men as i ask out right before a meet if they have a long foreskin or tight one as i cannot and will not play with them same if it dont look right sore red dirty smelly and trust me they are out there ...

but dont worry guys its not just you some women dont understand basic hygiene or has a not looking right vag ....

nobody should carry on if not happy for what ever reason anybody should be able to walk away no matter what

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

taunton somerset


"Surely this is a very good reason to have one or two cock pics in one’s profile?"

and this is correct this is why i like to see a recent cock pic before a meet... can tell alot from a pic as long as its their pic ... ive had that before fake cock pic and when the guy drops his boxer shorts it looks nothing like ... erm pull em up cause it aint happening

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Now I know where I’m going wrong I have big balls small cock lol

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Did this actually happen or just a what if kind of question?

Yes because mr is bi and I love cock it’s difficult finding cock we both like ! "

I'm trying to work out how you would imagine having sex with total randoms would work if you're both very picky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this is a very good reason to have one or two cock pics in one’s profile?"

That's a fair point, we prefer a picture of say .... Full body pic with cock in view also, to a stand alone dick pic, unless it's one amongst other pictures that aren't stand alone dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did this actually happen or just a what if kind of question?

Yes because mr is bi and I love cock it’s difficult finding cock we both like !

I'm trying to work out how you would imagine having sex with total randoms would work if you're both very picky?"

Maybe at a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy "

Always had a code phrase as a quick get out such as 'your mums not well'

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"Surely this is a very good reason to have one or two cock pics in one’s profile?

and this is correct this is why i like to see a recent cock pic before a meet... can tell alot from a pic as long as its their pic ... ive had that before fake cock pic and when the guy drops his boxer shorts it looks nothing like ... erm pull em up cause it aint happening"

It almost needs a bespoke pic of said cock with today’s newspaper, like in the old ransom note scenarios?

Oh, perhaps that’s not the best analogy….

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By *abyblues2023Woman
over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

Just me whose looking at their pussy wondering if it’s ugly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a couple and the male half is bi and the female side loves cock, what is the etiquette when you end up in a room with as a mmf and you see the penis and it’s “ just not nice” , ok realise the answer is “ just leave “ but reality is that’s not easy

lol , you are quite right tho, some cocks are not very attractive … same as some pussy’s !!

I actually don’t think I could continue if I didn’t like the look of either

Pink xx

Is there really such a thing as an unattractive pussy

Most definitely. I've seen some that look like a stamped on lasagne

So much for your profile that states open-minded and non-judgemental.

As you are easily offended, let me rephrase that, I disagree some female genitalia are unattractive. Is that better?

I mean, they are right though and from what I've seen of them I'd not say they were a particularly easily offended couple.

Be careful you are judging them from their photos. It's not allowed

BTW stating that some genitalia are ugly or unattractive is not being judgemental in my opinion.

You can't help what you're born with. But if I said that I reckon it was caused by things they do with their genitalia, then that can be seen as judgemental.

Because I'm open minded, it does not mean that I will play with anything or anyone.

If I don't like the look of genitalia, I would not meet them.

I'm open minded as in what will or could happen on a meet, a meet where I'm attached to them.

Jeez!

See, you're wrong again. I didnt judge by photos, why would I? I meant previous posts but that wont fit your narrative.

You maybe ought to chill a bit.

I'm wrong am I? You're words were, from what I've seen of them. Now you are backtracking, saying its from previous posts. Either you met them or seen their photos? Which is it? Or you have merely read their previous posts? Have you or not seen them? "

You need to wind your neck in. Not sure what your problem is with me. I've seen the couple post regularly and they have never appeared to be easily offended as you accused. What is it about that you dont understand? In fact dont bother answering, I've said what I said or is it only you who is allowed to comment. You come across as a very angry man and I'll repeat, maybe you should chill a bit.

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