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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please can you ladies check my profile out. Looking for help getting going.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Your profile looks fine to me apart from mentioning fat women and depressed people. Would prob leave them two bits out. I'm sure you can just say no thanks if you get an offer from a fat depressed woman.

Happy swinging

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ur just another guy posting with his cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile looks fine to me apart from mentioning fat women and depressed people. Would prob leave them two bits out. I'm sure you can just say no thanks if you get an offer from a fat depressed woman.

Happy swinging

X"

I'd echo that, the way you word those preferences doesn't really come across particularly pleasently.

Would you really meet a 99 year old?

And a lack of picture will never do anyone any favours, don't forget you are trying to stand out against 100's of other single men.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

pulls up a chair sits back and puts my feet up

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"pulls up a chair sits back and puts my feet up "

Why?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"pulls up a chair sits back and puts my feet up

Why? "

Yes, Why?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"pulls up a chair sits back and puts my feet up

Why?

Yes, Why?

"
fancy a rest

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Figure out a better way to word your preferences.

Get some pics on.

Lose the Sydney thing, it's completely pointless.

Try and get a bit more likes/dislikes etc in your profile text. Remember there's thousands of single guys on fab and you need to stand out. All we get from your profile is that you don't wanna meet fat, depressed woman who watch Jeremy Kyle lol x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Your profile looks fine to me apart from mentioning fat women and depressed people. Would prob leave them two bits out. I'm sure you can just say no thanks if you get an offer from a fat depressed woman.

Happy swinging

X"

Agree, lose the negatives....what do you like to do? Beside which, why not include your original question to men as well? Some of us might have some good ideas and might feel inclined to pass on some top tips. Doesn't mean we want to meet you, just doing a newbie a favour.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok - you asked for tips from ladies.

But as 'another single guy' here's a few suggestions from me.

Username? Possibly not great! Even little details create a first impression.

The negatives about larger ladies, depressives and JK watchers won't help either. People like to see positives rather the moans or negativity. And I like to watch JK every now and then too!

The one visible pic is a cock shot - and not a great photo even for one of them. Body shots, clothed, partial nudes or naked that give an indication of body shape will get you brownie points.

Oh - and ditch the Sydney Uni bit - a total waste of time and profile space - use the space to say more about yourself, what you're seeking and maybe inject a little humour!

And have no expectancy that things will happen at any great speed - you're up against a lot of others vying for the same attention - so it's important to be polite, patient and 'sell yourself' in the best way you can!

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pulls up a chair sits back and puts my feet up

Why?

Yes, Why?

fancy a rest "

No come on, tell you what you meant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not too keen on your avatar

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults "

No, which is why no one said 'yes it brilliant leave it be' but gave pointers on things to change.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults

No, which is why no one said 'yes it brilliant leave it be' but gave pointers on things to change. "
......

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 30/01/13 20:24:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with the above about re wording the negativity. I'm a skinny optimist but that profile text would definitely put me off! Put some pics up too.good luck ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pulls up a chair sits back and puts my feet up

Why?

Yes, Why?

fancy a rest "

a rest from what?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults "

Come back!!! No, the profile does absolutely nothing for me. Even though I'm bi, I'm not attracted to men, just have sex with them if they are there when a lady is too. I don't like the name 'donkeywanger' it reminds me of horrid teenagers and the last donkey cock I saw was massive so it's mildly misleading. I'm sure a re-write and patience will work wonders. But I'm a man so no use me offering advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to mention that the username is a turned off for me. Not very classy and no pics to see if it's true or not!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I forgot to mention that the username is a turned off for me. Not very classy and no pics to see if it's true or not!"

That he wangs donkeys?!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults

No, which is why no one said 'yes it brilliant leave it be' but gave pointers on things to change. ...... "

Not sure if the is meant sarcastically or what but its been noticed by mods a lot lately that 'look at my profile' threads just turn into nasty profile bashing threads instead of constructive criticism. I for one don't really want a time out for being nasty so yeah even though I agree with what you said about ops profile I thought I'd try and help nicely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention that the username is a turned off for me. Not very classy and no pics to see if it's true or not!

That he wangs donkeys?!!! "

Noooooo!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"pulls up a chair sits back and puts my feet up

Why?

Yes, Why?

fancy a rest

a rest from what?"
are u trying to draw me out hun

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults

No, which is why no one said 'yes it brilliant leave it be' but gave pointers on things to change. ......

Not sure if the is meant sarcastically or what but its been noticed by mods a lot lately that 'look at my profile' threads just turn into nasty profile bashing threads instead of constructive criticism. I for one don't really want a time out for being nasty so yeah even though I agree with what you said about ops profile I thought I'd try and help nicely!! "
was i nasty then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can find helpful advice if you use the search function "Single guy profile guide"

That's the single guy profile guide

and if you want to be spoon feed the "single guy profile guide" can be found here

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/support/63845

If only people would search before asking "look at me I need help"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults

No, which is why no one said 'yes it brilliant leave it be' but gave pointers on things to change. ......

Not sure if the is meant sarcastically or what but its been noticed by mods a lot lately that 'look at my profile' threads just turn into nasty profile bashing threads instead of constructive criticism. I for one don't really want a time out for being nasty so yeah even though I agree with what you said about ops profile I thought I'd try and help nicely!! was i nasty then?

"

No. But you wern't exactly constructive either.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults

No, which is why no one said 'yes it brilliant leave it be' but gave pointers on things to change. ......

Not sure if the is meant sarcastically or what but its been noticed by mods a lot lately that 'look at my profile' threads just turn into nasty profile bashing threads instead of constructive criticism. I for one don't really want a time out for being nasty so yeah even though I agree with what you said about ops profile I thought I'd try and help nicely!! was i nasty then?

No. But you wern't exactly constructive either."
thought ud pipe up what a suprise

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

and ur mr helpful are u wheels please every other post u comment on is putting people down or being sarcastic pot and kettle spring to mind

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"You can find helpful advice if you use the search function "Single guy profile guide"

That's the single guy profile guide

and if you want to be spoon feed the "single guy profile guide" can be found here

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/support/63845

If only people would search before asking "look at me I need help"

"

He's new. Maybe didn't know the search function existed!! Some of the regulars didn't when asked a week ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and ur mr helpful are u wheels please every other post u comment on is putting people down or being sarcastic pot and kettle spring to mind"

hey, thought you were having a rest and was just going to 'enjoy the show'

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"and ur mr helpful are u wheels please every other post u comment on is putting people down or being sarcastic pot and kettle spring to mind

hey, thought you were having a rest and was just going to 'enjoy the show' "
dont you start on me aswell i thought u had gone lol, someone poked me with a stick while i was resting hate being disturbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults

No, which is why no one said 'yes it brilliant leave it be' but gave pointers on things to change. ......

Not sure if the is meant sarcastically or what but its been noticed by mods a lot lately that 'look at my profile' threads just turn into nasty profile bashing threads instead of constructive criticism. I for one don't really want a time out for being nasty so yeah even though I agree with what you said about ops profile I thought I'd try and help nicely!! was i nasty then?

No. But you wern't exactly constructive either. thought ud pipe up what a suprise "

No need for that. The OP is asking for advice not for you to have a dig at other people.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"or maybe thought he may get torn apart 4 insulting fat woman and depressives and lets get smashing ... please! have u read the profile does it do it for u guys then ? thats the question maybe its where im going wrong ... runs off to change profile to a barrage of insults

No, which is why no one said 'yes it brilliant leave it be' but gave pointers on things to change. ......

Not sure if the is meant sarcastically or what but its been noticed by mods a lot lately that 'look at my profile' threads just turn into nasty profile bashing threads instead of constructive criticism. I for one don't really want a time out for being nasty so yeah even though I agree with what you said about ops profile I thought I'd try and help nicely!! was i nasty then?

No. But you wern't exactly constructive either. thought ud pipe up what a suprise

No need for that. The OP is asking for advice not for you to have a dig at other people."
u obviously dont know crystal wheels then, and if u disagree why are u starting the discussion up again, comment on the op as u just advised me to do or jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whether I know crystal wheels or not is none of your business. I have already given the OP advice as he requested. Telling me to jog on is unnecessary.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Whether I know crystal wheels or not is none of your business. I have already given the OP advice as he requested. Telling me to jog on is unnecessary."
and commenting on what i have or havnt said to someone else that shouldnt concern u is also unnecessary

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

So, all advice acted upon then - job done! Why ask if you don't alter it? Z

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"So, all advice acted upon then - job done! Why ask if you don't alter it? Z"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Don't think he has been logged on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fat and depressed. Oh dear I don't get to meet this charmer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers. I didn't make the name and can't change it may have to start over!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

You can hun, it's under account then change username, think you can do it 3 times a year x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can hun, it's under account then change username, think you can do it 3 times a year x "

He's not a site supporter so he needs to pay up before that's an option to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can hun, it's under account then change username, think you can do it 3 times a year x

He's not a site supporter so he needs to pay up before that's an option to him."

he could have acted on some of the advice given though!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

As per usual - ask for advice, dont take any of the advice given, then come back in a couple of weeks moaning that us ladies dont want to meet you!!

And another bit of advice to ignore - putting your status as "wanting to offload some excess man fat" doesnt do it for us!! Yuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As per usual - ask for advice, dont take any of the advice given, then come back in a couple of weeks moaning that us ladies dont want to meet you!!

And another bit of advice to ignore - putting your status as "wanting to offload some excess man fat" doesnt do it for us!! Yuck!! "

Maybe he's just off down the gym and keeping us informed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can hun, it's under account then change username, think you can do it 3 times a year x

He's not a site supporter so he needs to pay up before that's an option to him.

he could have acted on some of the advice given though! "

Of course but that is almost always the case. There was a thread like this yesterday where the OP thanked posters and totally rewrote his profile within a couple of hours. Compared with the users that never take any advice on board it's not hard to see who's more likely to do well.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"You can hun, it's under account then change username, think you can do it 3 times a year x

He's not a site supporter so he needs to pay up before that's an option to him."

Ohhhh didn't bother checking lol x oops x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all the useful.advice guys. I've changed it now. Any better? And to guy who's just arguing with everyone, save it for facebook ya cock nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for all the useful.advice guys. I've changed it now. Any better? And to guy who's just arguing with everyone, save it for facebook ya cock nose! "

Well you changed your status from something about unloading fat (lovely) to expressing the need to smoke drugs with someone. Don't really think that will help you any.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Still 3 pictures of your cock.

Sydney UNI disclaimer is totally pointless. Even site admin said so.

And your status isn't gonna do you any favours.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

open up to single men, pehaps change to bisexual or gay, then u mite get some messages and meets, if its women u seek ..... hmmm another story. with that profile as it is rocking horse shit springs to mind or hens teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can you ladies check my profile out. Looking for help getting going. "

How about you stop advertising the fact that you take drugs, which is not only against site rules, but also not appealing to those of us who can get our 'highs' (and sometimes lows) from simply being ourselves. Also try looking at other single guys profiles and while a lot of them are as dull, tedious and cock-pic obsessed as yours, you may find some genuinely decent ones that you can take inspiration from..clue here are ones that are A)members, B)are not obnoxious and C) have verifications from others because they are actually worth meeting.

Finally, remember it is a swingers site, swingers in the main don't drop their knickers, get moist and beg for sex just because some guy has a hard cock that even he isn't sure of the size of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright! Thought I'd ask, how's my profile? Would hate to miss word something and offend someone, lol

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

ooh eck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohh heck indeed each to their own eh pfft

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