FabSwingers.com forum: The 'Malta' message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..any other Bristol guys had it?

If you have to ask; you probably haven't...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Damn it! I knew I was alone in this...

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands

Is it the continental version of the Glasgow Kiss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard of 'Swedish' massage before - but never.......oh...hang on!

Specsavers moment!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

what the hell is it? I've googled it but no luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha ...well you had to ask...so

no idea ...it's a message from an amazingly fit women in 'Malta' (so she claims but has no evidence due to her camera being 'broken') that claims she comes to bristol once in a while to fuck fit guys in bristol she asks if you have Skype and an email address but HER camera is always broken ...I've named the gig 'the Malta message' I always delete but wondered if other guys had been so lucky ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh maybe the poor thing needs some money to mend her camera

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've heard of 'Swedish' massage before - but never.......oh...hang on!

Specsavers moment!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes I have corresponded with 'her' some months ago but gave up when I told her I was visiting Malta on a job, suddenly 'she' decided that she would be in Bristol at that time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny old place Bristol!

There's two new 'single fem' profiles with one pic on each - taken on exactly the same bed!

Either they live together, somethings a bit fishy - or they work at DFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got deported from the place the message comes from for taking iss out of natives I was accused of being a malteser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch out for the apes on the rock,

they steal everything.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"watch out for the apes on the rock,

they steal everything."

thats Gibraltar ya twonk

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By *ones47Couple
over a year ago

newtown

lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"watch out for the apes on the rock,

they steal everything.

thats Gibraltar ya twonk

I love the word twonk!!!! Not heard it in ages

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