FabSwingers.com forum: My profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any tips how improve it? Had lot women say its shit wondering what I'm doing wrong when I have more pictures that most people on here.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

There's barely a profile mate. That's your problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's barely a profile mate. That's your problem"
well what's missing only asking for advice

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Is this a joke thread?

You literally have one line on your bio! Need I say more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a joke thread?

You literally have one line on your bio! Need I say more? "
christ I'm new on here ask for bit advice get blasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just try and give a bit of yourself, something thsy gives others and idea of what you're like. Asking others what you should write isn't going to be about you is it. Look at others profiles and see how they structure the information.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just try and give a bit of yourself, something thsy gives others and idea of what you're like. Asking others what you should write isn't going to be about you is it. Look at others profiles and see how they structure the information.

Good luck

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thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ditch the pantomime horse mask

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"Is this a joke thread?

You literally have one line on your bio! Need I say more? christ I'm new on here ask for bit advice get blasted

You need to have at least made an effort before asking for advice. This isn't a place to be spoon fed.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Firstly, I would suggest changing your profile pic so it’s not a dick pic - that will put a lot of women off.

Have more photos available on your profile - good quality, nice lighting, no messy background, no pants round ankles. You need to make it look appealing and like you’ve put some effort in. There’s lots of other forum threads with advice on what pics to post.

Decent amount of bio text is needed to give a bit of back story, say what you’re into, what your looking for etc. Have a look at some other make profiles for ideas.

Good luck!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Any tips how improve it? Had lot women say its shit wondering what I'm doing wrong when I have more pictures that most people on here."

Very simple.

A little about you.

What are you looking for.

What do you offer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ditch the pantomime horse mask

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haha its a dog

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

It’s barely a profile.

Put some effort in.

I understand asking for advice but literally everyone is giving you tips and you throw a hissy fit because it’s not what you expected to hear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firstly, I would suggest changing your profile pic so it’s not a dick pic - that will put a lot of women off.

Decent amount of bio text is needed to give a bit of back story, say what you’re into, what your looking for etc. Have a look at some other make profiles for ideas.

Good luck!

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cheers

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Put bio as

"NEIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Likes: Polos and fresh grass

Disliks: loud noises and the farmer

Looking for someone to ride me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any tips how improve it? Had lot women say its shit wondering what I'm doing wrong when I have more pictures that most people on here.

Very simple.

A little about you.

What are you looking for.

What do you offer.

LA"
thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put bio as

"NEIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Likes: Polos and fresh grass

Disliks: loud noises and the farmer

Looking for someone to ride me"

"
haha love it but it dog.mask hahaha

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"ditch the pantomime horse mask

haha its a dog"

O..Well that ruins my joke lol good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ditch the pantomime horse mask

haha its a dog"

whatever it is.... it's a bloody awful looking thing

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"ditch the pantomime horse mask

haha its a dog

whatever it is.... it's a bloody awful looking thing

No kink shaming! Lol, let the man enjoy his dog/horse mask and may he meet many other animals on his journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ditch the pantomime horse mask

haha its a dog

whatever it is.... it's a bloody awful looking thing

No kink shaming! Lol, let the man enjoy his dog/horse mask and may he meet many other animals on his journey

he asked for advice so no kink shaming intended lol

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Put bio as

"NEIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Likes: Polos and fresh grass

Disliks: loud noises and the farmer

Looking for someone to ride me"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Agree with the changing the profile pic, maybe a body shot rather than a close up cock.

Add what your looking for, what you can offer, a bit about yourself in your bio, look at some of the popular men's profiles and take some inspection.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can opt to put what pics he wants up. I'm sure some would look at my pics and think nahhhh.

At least by having the mask pic up others know some of what he's into. Just because some think it's awful there will be others who won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome comments about mine also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a look at the many many men asking for the same advice day in, day out.

Effort in = reward out

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Welcome comments about mine also"

No, make your own post mr lazy, Don't jump on Mr horses thread, this is for his profile only

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ditch the pantomime horse mask

haha its a dog

whatever it is.... it's a bloody awful looking thing

"
not if want attach a lead make me beg for your pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agree with the changing the profile pic, maybe a body shot rather than a close up cock.

Add what your looking for, what you can offer, a bit about yourself in your bio, look at some of the popular men's profiles and take some inspection. Cheers will try that

Mrs "

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Welcome comments about mine also

No, make your own post mr lazy, Don't jump on Mr horses thread, this is for his profile only

For the last time, it’s a dog, not a horse

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Welcome comments about mine also

No, make your own post mr lazy, Don't jump on Mr horses thread, this is for his profile only

For the last time, it’s a dog, not a horse

Look love we can debate this till the cows come home but in my opinion, it looks more like a horse... the only evidence we

have is our good friends opinion that he bought a dog mask, but maybe the website labelled it wrong?

Maybe he clicked dog but he sent him horse in the post?

Maybe they ran out of dog stock at the warehouse and it went down like this an

"oi Bazza we only got these horse ones left but matey wants a dog one, reckon it looks dog enough bro?"

B "yeh fuq it he'll never know, some dogs have those long faces you know"

Aiiiiight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome comments about mine also

No, make your own post mr lazy, Don't jump on Mr horses thread, this is for his profile only

For the last time, it’s a dog, not a horse

Look love we can debate this till the cows come home but in my opinion, it looks more like a horse... the only evidence we

have is our good friends opinion that he bought a dog mask, but maybe the website labelled it wrong?

Maybe he clicked dog but he sent him horse in the post?

Maybe they ran out of dog stock at the warehouse and it went down like this an

"oi Bazza we only got these horse ones left but matey wants a dog one, reckon it looks dog enough bro?"

B "yeh fuq it he'll never know, some dogs have those long faces you know"

Aiiiiight

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doberman

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Welcome comments about mine also

No, make your own post mr lazy, Don't jump on Mr horses thread, this is for his profile only

For the last time, it’s a dog, not a horse

Look love we can debate this till the cows come home but in my opinion, it looks more like a horse... the only evidence we

have is our good friends opinion that he bought a dog mask, but maybe the website labelled it wrong?

Maybe he clicked dog but he sent him horse in the post?

Maybe they ran out of dog stock at the warehouse and it went down like this an

"oi Bazza we only got these horse ones left but matey wants a dog one, reckon it looks dog enough bro?"

B "yeh fuq it he'll never know, some dogs have those long faces you know"

Aiiiiight

doberman "

I'm not convinced its a doberman my guy, I'm sticking with horsey

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Welcome comments about mine also

No, make your own post mr lazy, Don't jump on Mr horses thread, this is for his profile only

For the last time, it’s a dog, not a horse

Look love we can debate this till the cows come home but in my opinion, it looks more like a horse... the only evidence we

have is our good friends opinion that he bought a dog mask, but maybe the website labelled it wrong?

Maybe he clicked dog but he sent him horse in the post?

Maybe they ran out of dog stock at the warehouse and it went down like this an

"oi Bazza we only got these horse ones left but matey wants a dog one, reckon it looks dog enough bro?"

B "yeh fuq it he'll never know, some dogs have those long faces you know"

Aiiiiight

doberman

I'm not convinced its a doberman my guy, I'm sticking with horsey

Hahahaha

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Oh I can always trust the forum to put a smile on my face!!

Echoing the other advice regarding bio, once you get started you'll find your flow!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hi op

Their is plenty of helpful advice among the pile of threads started by previous folk whom asked similar as yourself it's a great place to start so your able to create something that fits around you personally. Click forum Search and type profile/help or advice

Plenty of helpful advice and guidance left by fellow users

Good luck and welcome to the site and forums

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

It neeeiiiighhh good.

I assume the op has updated since posting as there's a lot more text.

The having a partner and being able to play with permission will (ironically for a swing site) put a lot of as its generally assumed that men are lying when they say that. And I say that as someone in the same position.

Pics are distinctly average.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It neeeiiiighhh good.

I assume the op has updated since posting as there's a lot more text.

Pics are distinctly average. "
my other half is on here

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